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I am a middle stakes limit player who mostly just browses on here due to my lack of ability to entertain with my words. But, I encountered a situation the other night that had BBV written all over it!

Brag: My 24th b-day was last week, and I gets lots of money!

Beat: 10k check from my uncle was made out to my school this year instead of me because he thought he should help pay for my education. What takes this beat to the next level is that I don't even pay for my school, my parents do.

Variance: I have gotten a check from my uncle close to this size every year of my life until this year, and they have always been made out to me.

I actually thought the check was made out to me, and then 5 minutes later my girl thought she would point out that the check was made out to my college.

BEAT!
Is this BBV material, should I have popped my BBV cherry with this, or am I not worthy....

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You got a free 10k ---> THIS IS A BEAT HOW? My life sucks get out you pos

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change your name to "_____ college"

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Until I read your post, I always thought my uncle sending me $100 a year on my birthday was cool...

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wow stop complaining you [censored] head.

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Until I read your post, I always thought my uncle sending me $100 a year on my birthday was cool...

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and we all wondered how such terrible poker players had money to donate...

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Variance: I have gotten a check from my uncle close to this size every year of my life until this year, and they have always been made out to me.

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You say you've gotten a check this size every year of your life. So, that's 10k x 24 = 240k. That's taking what you said literally and probably isn't accurate.

You probably meant since you were 18 or so which means you've been given around 60k up to this point for your birthdays.

60k or 240k you can go [censored] yourself for calling this a beat. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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WOW I HAVEN'T RECIEVE A [censored] PENNY FROM ANY OF MY 15 UNCLES YOU UNGRATEFUL [censored]

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brag: you have a nice/rich uncle

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He sends you 10k a year wtf?!?

I mean I know some rich kids but I have never ever heard of this.

Are you they only nephew/niece he has? How much money is he giving out per year in bday presents!?!?

What do you get for christmas (assuming you celebrate that holiday)???

I mean its clear your parents arent poor so its not like hes helping them out since they are paying for your school!!

what is going on here please explain.

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He sends you 10k a year wtf?!?

I mean I know some rich kids but I have never ever heard of this.

Are you they only nephew/niece he has? How much money is he giving out per year in bday presents!?!?

What do you get for christmas (assuming you celebrate that holiday)???

I mean its clear your parents arent poor so its not like hes helping them out since they are paying for your school!!

what is going on here please explain.

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obviously its guilt, and an attempt to keep him quiet

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Deposit it to your bursar account and withdraw the balance after your parents pay for it. God, you're a [censored] moron.

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haha Kyle beat me to it....

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god I would just be happy if my parents paid for my college

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Cross out schools name and replace with your name. Problem solved.

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dude, I get $5 on my birthday from my grandmother because it's her tradition...

suck my balls

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i got 50 dollars for my confirmation... combined from all my relatives outside of my direct family (parents bro sis).

If i get 20 bucks from each for xmas its a good year. 10k? I'd be rejoicing.

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10k a year for a bday present is pretty outrageous, but nice to have a nice and rich uncle..

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haha Kyle beat me to it....

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All my uncle ever did for me was touch me down there.

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i guess we found out OP's price for having sex with his uncle - 10k annuity

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Uncle Feely Hands?

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Uncle Feely Hands?

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money to keep quiet obv

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Beat: 10k check from my uncle

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I fail to see the beat, you sonofabitch

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I'm surprised I haven't seen "10k fight yo?" yet.

Oh, and you're a bastard for calling this a beat.

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Tell your uncle that your parents already payed for school and ask him if he will make out another check to your name.

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For all you people saying I am ungratefull, [censored] off! I dont ask for this money, nor do I count on it. Oh, and for the guy saying I havent gotten this every year, you probably right, but I have been getting this back as far as I can remember, ranging from 5k to 10k.

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10k fondle yo?

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this is only a beat for the mid-limit players in your game

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For all you people saying I am ungratefull, [censored] off! I dont ask for this money, nor do I count on it. Oh, and for the guy saying I havent gotten this every year, you probably right, but I have been getting this back as far as I can remember, ranging from 5k to 10k.

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So if you don't count on it, then why is this a beat? The fact that you think not getting 10k from your uncle for you birthday is a beat is just sad. DIAF please.

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Just so people stop hating on OP, my Grandma sends me 5k about 3 times per year, like she does for my 2 brothers and my 2 cousins. This is in addition to paying for every dime of my (private college) tuition and every dime of the 2 brothers and 2 cousins college and grad school for whoever wants to go it. I don't think I'll realize how big of a brag this is until about 10 years from now.

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I had a rich (and completely insane) aunt who died with ~2 million in the bank because she basically never spent a penny her whole life. Paper plates, plastic utensils for 60 years, etc.

She left all the money to the national park surface [censored] [censored] [censored]

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All my uncle ever did for me was touch me down there.

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Nobody says "ridonkulous" anymore. Now, it's "digronkulous."

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I live on a farm and this thread got me thinking about how much my fathers farm is worth...and after grinding 0.10-0.25 for a long time thru college my father tells me tonight that the farm is worth [censored] 8 million dollars. Sick brag/beat

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HU for uncles

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He sends you 10k a year wtf?!?

I mean I know some rich kids but I have never ever heard of this.

Are you they only nephew/niece he has? How much money is he giving out per year in bday presents!?!?

What do you get for christmas (assuming you celebrate that holiday)???

I mean its clear your parents arent poor so its not like hes helping them out since they are paying for your school!!

what is going on here please explain.

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obviously its guilt, and an attempt to keep him quiet

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have to point this nh out

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Yeah it would suck pretty hard to be given nearly a year's worth of living expenses (to some people...ahem) every year. Elitist scum.

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Most schools have some sort of student card you can load with money. Then, offer to buy people's book for a 5-10 percent discount or something. Problem solved.

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shoulda watched the teeth...

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i guess we found out OP's price for having sex with his uncle - 10k annuity

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