(OT) Drunk tminus twelve hours; ask me anything
 

ok ask me anything you want. i know, it seems like this is the 12th ask me anything thread this week, but im drunk and don't really care. this will probably just float down to page 12 before long. oh well. ask me anything

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Why do people hate me?

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Why do people hate me?

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people don't actually hate you. you just assume and interpret, incorrectly, that their responses to you resonate from hate. they're not really. just relax and take things as they come, life will become a lot easier.

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Will I ever get my monies from stupid ass neteller?

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Why do my friends hate on me because I drink coors light?

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Are you ever going to get your monies out of epassport?

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Will I ever get my monies from stupid ass neteller?

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i would say that there is a 70% chance that you will NOT get your monies from stupid ass neteller. right now they have control of a lot of money, and no way they could be prosectued. maybe in small claims. i would kiss it good bye if i were you.

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Why do my friends hate on me because I drink coors light?

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your friends are ghey. coors light is the [censored].

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Are you ever going to get your monies out of epassport?

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i did today actually.


so tonight im getting more drunker than a clown at a circus fair.

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1) u ever gonna come to victoria and have sexy parties?

2) where do u see urself in 5 years, 20 years?

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Did you Ask everyone on your AIM list to come ask you a question?

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Will I ever get my monies from stupid ass neteller?

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i would say that there is a 70% chance that you will NOT get your monies from stupid ass neteller. right now they have control of a lot of money, and no way they could be prosectued. maybe in small claims. i would kiss it good bye if i were you.

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how is it possible? it is not a US company and they probably dont have any office here either.

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1) u ever gonna come to victoria and have sexy parties?

2) where do u see urself in 5 years, 20 years?

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1a) after i win 20 buyins at 200nl i'll be next to you 3/5 days of the week. when are you coming to orlando ?

2a) 5 years from now i see myself in my 4th year of grad school for psychology, getting my license to help fix people, mentally. and basically freerolling via poker.

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Did you Ask everyone on your AIM list to come ask you a question?

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no just the special people.

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Did you Ask everyone on your AIM list to come ask you a question?

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I'm pretty sure he did.

Here's my question: CAN YOU STOP GETTING DRUNK EVERY OTHER NIGHT AND BEING RETARDED GAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Will I ever get my monies from stupid ass neteller?

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i would say that there is a 70% chance that you will NOT get your monies from stupid ass neteller. right now they have control of a lot of money, and no way they could be prosectued. maybe in small claims. i would kiss it good bye if i were you.

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how is it possible? it is not a US company and they probably dont have any office here either.

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that's why i said maybe. i really have no idea how the law system in america works other than the fact that the person with the most monies wins most of the time.

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Did you Ask everyone on your AIM list to come ask you a question?

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I'm pretty sure he did.

Here's my question: CAN YOU STOP GETTING DRUNK EVERY OTHER NIGHT AND BEING RETARDED GAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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tonight is a celebration!!!!!!!!!

epassporte depsoited into my account. im officially ballin yet again!!!!!!


can you get that stick out of your ass and have ten ounces of fun ????????????????

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You think poker is going to die and if not where you think it's headed?

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sometimes you seem pretty cool and sometimes you suck...

what's with the suck gear?

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You think poker is going to die and if not where you think it's headed?

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you know that graph everyone has where theres a downswing ? this is the downsing from poker. there will be an upswing, i suggest everyone hold on tight.

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Will a stupid ass like I ever get my monies from stupid ass neteller?

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FYP
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sometimes you seem pretty cool and sometimes you suck...

what's with the suck gear?

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i dont know. ive been trying to work on it, it seems like it wont fix itself. so i dont know. any ideas? can you point out extreme suck gear circumstances and extreme cool gear circumstances ?

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how do i become a stt celebrity ?

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how is epassporte different from [censored] Neteller?

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how do i become a stt celebrity ?

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well i know that once you are able to post random [censored] badbeat hands(ie: skipperbob) you have become a STTF celebrity.


basically to become an STTF celebrity you have to be a nice guy and post a lot. the quality of your posts dont really matter. just if you post a lot. face time baby.

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why do people even use neteller?

ive always just cashed out paper checks.

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how is epassporte different from [censored] Neteller?

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epassporte works

neteller doesnt

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why do people even use neteller?

ive always just cashed out paper checks.

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a few reasons...

neteller worked in 3 days, checks worked in 10 weeks.

checks get robbed 2% of the time.

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Will I ever get my monies from stupid ass neteller?

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i would say that there is a 70% chance that you will NOT get your monies from stupid ass neteller. right now they have control of a lot of money, and no way they could be prosectued. maybe in small claims. i would kiss it good bye if i were you.

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how is it possible? it is not a US company and they probably dont have any office here either.

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that's why i said maybe. i really have no idea how the law system in america works other than the fact that the person with the most monies wins most of the time.

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I put in my withdrawal on Jan 18th, still pending.

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Bhokie- yes he did

Bengie- 2 questions:

What are your chances of getting laid at your social?

What did u have here and why am i so much better than you?

POKERSTARS GAME #8168061885: HOLD'EM LIMIT ($0.02/$0.04) - 2007/01/28 - 17:14:10 (ET)
Table 'Eunike' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: bengiec ($1.03 in chips)
Seat 5: futuredoc85 ($0.97 in chips)
bengiec: posts small blind $0.01
futuredoc85: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to futuredoc85 [3d 5s]
bengiec: raises $0.02 to $0.04
futuredoc85: calls $0.02
*** FLOP *** [Td 9s Qs]
futuredoc85: checks
bengiec: bets $0.02
futuredoc85: raises $0.02 to $0.04
bengiec: calls $0.02
*** TURN *** [Td 9s Qs] [8c]
futuredoc85: bets $0.04
bengiec: folds

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Bhokie- yes he did

Bengie- 2 questions:

What are your chances of getting laid at your social?

What did u have here and why am i so much better than you?

POKERSTARS GAME #8168061885: HOLD'EM LIMIT ($0.02/$0.04) - 2007/01/28 - 17:14:10 (ET)
Table 'Eunike' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: bengiec ($1.03 in chips)
Seat 5: futuredoc85 ($0.97 in chips)
bengiec: posts small blind $0.01
futuredoc85: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to futuredoc85 [3d 5s]
bengiec: raises $0.02 to $0.04
futuredoc85: calls $0.02
*** FLOP *** [Td 9s Qs]
futuredoc85: checks
bengiec: bets $0.02
futuredoc85: raises $0.02 to $0.04
bengiec: calls $0.02
*** TURN *** [Td 9s Qs] [8c]
futuredoc85: bets $0.04
bengiec: folds

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my chances of getting laid: 80% there is this one chick that i coudl easly Ff but im not sure if i want to, she's a big [censored].


i had QQ it was a misclick. ffs.

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Will I ever get my monies from stupid ass neteller?

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i would say that there is a 70% chance that you will NOT get your monies from stupid ass neteller. right now they have control of a lot of money, and no way they could be prosectued. maybe in small claims. i would kiss it good bye if i were you.

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how is it possible? it is not a US company and they probably dont have any office here either.

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that's why i said maybe. i really have no idea how the law system in america works other than the fact that the person with the most monies wins most of the time.

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I put in my withdrawal on Jan 18th, still pending.

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give it 8 days. right now epassporte has a 1 day delay because of all of the processes they're recieving due to neteller dying.

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Why do my friends hate on me because I drink coors light?

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right now im double fisting a coors and a mixed drink (bacaradi superior!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NathanSae (8:19:27 PM): umm btw dont F the fat chick
NathanSae (8:19:30 PM): get head
NathanSae (8:19:41 PM): if better looking girls fall through
NathanSae (8:20:01 PM): fat chicks consider it a privilege to SYD and put in a better effort
bengiec (8:20:13 PM): she's not fat
bengiec (8:20:17 PM): she has a really nice rack
bengiec (8:20:20 PM): per size of breasticles
NathanSae (8:20:24 PM): you said "she is a big bitch"
bengiec (8:20:29 PM): big sloot
bengiec (8:20:30 PM): i meant
NathanSae (8:20:32 PM): oooh
NathanSae (8:20:50 PM): well then F her w/ teh condomz
bengiec (8:21:00 PM): i might
bengiec (8:21:03 PM): plastic dickaments
NathanSae (8:21:07 PM): or get head
bengiec (8:21:10 PM): i dunno
bengiec (8:21:13 PM): ill try
NathanSae (8:21:16 PM): while you answer questions in that thread
bengiec (8:21:21 PM): lol
bengiec (8:21:23 PM): i gotta leavfe
bengiec(8:21:26 PM): like rt now
NathanSae (8:21:27 PM): k bye have fun
bengiec (8:21:31 PM): tell everyone
bengiec (8:21:36 PM): that i will answer there questions when i get home

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sometimes you seem pretty cool and sometimes you suck...

what's with the suck gear?

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i dont know. ive been trying to work on it, it seems like it wont fix itself. so i dont know. any ideas? can you point out extreme suck gear circumstances and extreme cool gear circumstances ?

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suck: neteller [censored], some post about how stts arent real poker (not because of the theme of the post, because of your posts in it)

cool: i cant recall specific posts, but there are definitely some that have made me go, thats awesome, who said it... oh bengie... i thought he was annoying... then i get confused...

stay in the cool gear you seem like a good dude.

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1. What is your only hourly poker rate.
2. Bankroll?
3. Would you give me $10?

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Recently you posted a screen shot of Stars with your account holding like $1.83 or somesuch along with a "Goodbye cruel poker" type of comment.

What changed???? Don't misread me, I'm glad you are here....

Slacka

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Why do people do these threads? Should I do one?

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Recently you posted a screen shot of Stars with your account holding like $1.83 or somesuch along with a "Goodbye cruel poker" type of comment.

What changed???? Don't misread me, I'm glad you are here....

Slacka

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he wont be back till later but he recently moved his whole bankroll to Fulltilt for rakeback. Although he did win $T430
with his 7k FPPs that day. he was just being an idiot as usual

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he was just being an idiot as usual

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This would describe all of us.... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Standard.