100K breakeven, yo
 

I have no job.

I have no girlfriend.

I have no prospects.

I have nothing on the horizon.

I have no conceivable reason for getting out of bed in the morning.

$50 in your stars/fulltilt account to the person who poisons me in my sleep tonight.

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...reakevenyo.jpg

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

get coached, take break, cardrunners?

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

Lol misery.

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

you sound like a soon dead man... Dont do this mate!

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

Don't you like to read the daily news?

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

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sure i do. Sports

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

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Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

Embrace me in death, oh brother.

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

graph in $ plz

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

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cardrunners?

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I signed up around the 70K hand mark, which reminds me...

another $50 to whoever does the same to Taylor Caby.

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

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graph in $ plz

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Graph is in $. But thanks for cheering me up slightly, at least someone out there is dumber than I am.

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

hopefully you get good rakeback or good FPP amounts on stars. then you'd be a winner.

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

i might kill myself if i was the OP

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

HEY YOU WON MONEY!!!

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

Lol. Amusing responses.

But seriously, how the [censored] did you lose ~$6k in 6k hands?

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Lol. Amusing responses.

But seriously, how the [censored] did you lose ~$6k in 6k hands?

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its 10 buyins at 3/6, def doable

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

If his winnings to that point represent most of his bankroll, what the [censored] would he be doing at 600NL. Lol.

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

quit at hand 0

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

Dude calm down, your winrate isn't that terrible after looking at that horriffic graph(and it is awful)

but obviously:

You ran bad
You probably aren't that good at the 600
you aren't rolled

You see this as 100k even I see this as a marginal downswing in 20k hands.

Stick to 100 and 200max and play win some monies and win some more and then move up to 100 max and 200 max and play some and win some monies etc.

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

i feel for u bro

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

You didn't lose money! Things could be much worse.

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

Play 70,000 more hands at breakeven, then call me.

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

Hope you have rakeback.

If you're playing enough tables at those limits, it's pretty easy to make a very decent living wage on rakeback alone.

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

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its 10 buyins at 3/6, def doable

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I can't even make that excuse, most of it was at 1/2. I have very few hands at 3/6.

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If his winnings to that point represent most of his bankroll, what the [censored] would he be doing at 600NL. Lol.

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Yes, because most people are able to lose $3440 when their bankroll starts at zero.

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

Be an hero!

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

i don't drink, smoke, i don't entrainment， i don't make love

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

So you felt better at -3.5k?

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

Don't worry bro, it gets better. Wait lol, no it doesn't.
http://img490.imageshack.us/img490/679/betterlt8.jpg

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

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Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

Wow this sucks

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

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cardrunners?

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I signed up around the 70K hand mark, which reminds me...

another $50 to whoever does the same to Taylor Caby.

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Please tell me you weren't trying to apply their play at 5/10+ at 1/2.

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

Is pokerpatterns still working? I can't find their website.

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

One bright spot in this tawdry and sorry tale: as a beat post, yours is a 10/10. Good job.

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

WTF at u, guy?

You seem like a funny guy. You're not ugly.

Move TF out of the sticks d00d. You can get a GF if there aren't any single ladies where you live!!

GL man, hope things turn up for you.

We need another ATL get together.

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

Get a job man. And stop playing poker. Will make you feel much better. Seriously.

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Please tell me you weren't trying to apply their play at 5/10+ at 1/2.

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I've only made it through the 2/4 videos thus far, so, no.

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You're not ugly.

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That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me in months. Things are looking up already.

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Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

w/e man. im a good looking college dude and im like -7 buyins in the past couple days after being +8. no rakeback, no girlfriend, no good friends. your beat is worse but im getting laid in the morning. worst part is i was drunk and macking on hot bitches tonight, even making out with one and i go outside to take a piss when 4 cops show up at the party, one girl cop runs by me and literally goes "DID YOU SEE A POLICE OFFICER COME THIS WAY" cause it was an alley by the house. i completely ignore her and just walk straight and she goes "OH, THANKS A LOT FOR THE INFORMATION." then i proceed to get absolutely [censored] blocked and if i go to bed soon and wake up and manage to txt this girl tmrw ill get laid in the morning.

bu seriously, read the forum, dl some cardrunners, get a coach, but GET YOUR CONFIDENCE UP man. when i run hot or play good and i get up a couple buyins, i dont lose until i get coolered or make a dumb play for my stack then i just go downhill from there.

Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

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I have no job.

I have no girlfriend.

I have no prospects.

I have nothing on the horizon.

I have no conceivable reason for getting out of bed in the morning.


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Re: 100K breakeven, yo
 

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I have no job.

I have no girlfriend.

I have no prospects.

I have nothing on the horizon.

I have no conceivable reason for getting out of bed in the morning.


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just do the opposite