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anchorbanker71 01-31-2007 06:39 PM

LOL FAKE MIS-CLICKAMENTS
 
Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
5 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (5 players) hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">hero raises to $66</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises all-in $200</font>, 3 folds, <font color="#cc0000">hero calls all-in $125.55</font>.
Uncalled bets: $74.45 returned to CO.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Results in white
Final pot: $384.10<font color="#ffffff">
hero showed Ac As</font>
<font color="#ffffff">CO mucks 3c Kc</font>

bottomset 01-31-2007 06:40 PM

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lol

Scottery 01-31-2007 06:40 PM

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lol nh

costanza_g 01-31-2007 06:44 PM

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BBV at its finest.

Son_Of_Arathorn 01-31-2007 06:45 PM

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wp

PITTM 01-31-2007 06:45 PM

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BBV at its finest.

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TyFuji 01-31-2007 06:45 PM

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perfect

React1oN 01-31-2007 06:55 PM

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Awesome

rakemeplz 01-31-2007 07:04 PM

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Awesome 66 instead of 6, I get it!

AtlBrvs4Life 01-31-2007 07:09 PM

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Don't get why everyone thinks this is so great. Angle-shooting at its finest is more like it.

adenosine 01-31-2007 07:10 PM

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Angle shooting?

I don't see how this is an angle shoot at all.

Weatherhead03 01-31-2007 07:10 PM

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Damn...I tried the same thing today and someone told me they folded KK

Novles 01-31-2007 07:10 PM

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buy-in full and make an extra $8.45

THEOSU 01-31-2007 07:11 PM

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Don't get why everyone thinks this is so great. Angle-shooting at its finest is more like it.

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Angle shooting to take advantage of someone taking advantage of a misclick is not actually angle shooting though. DUCY?

Big_Jim 01-31-2007 07:12 PM

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Damn...I tried the same thing today and someone lied, and told me they folded KK

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jaustin 01-31-2007 07:14 PM

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Don't get why everyone thinks this is so great. Angle-shooting at its finest is more like it.

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Angle shooting to take advantage of someone taking advantage of a misclick is not actually angle shooting though. DUCY?

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MY HEAD ASPLODE

EvanJC 01-31-2007 07:16 PM

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Don't get why everyone thinks this is so great. Angle-shooting at its finest is more like it.

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lol.

manguydude21 01-31-2007 07:17 PM

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beutifully done.

efficacy 01-31-2007 07:30 PM

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This never works for me. I'm like 0/20 at least.

manguydude21 01-31-2007 07:32 PM

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lol, same with me so I just quit.

flipdeadshot22 01-31-2007 07:36 PM

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are we really giving villain credit for being smart enough to deduce this to be a misclick? I mean, he could just be an idiot.

towery 01-31-2007 07:38 PM

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Awesome.

A few weeks ago at a local B+M there was some old douche who was bitching about every little thing. He kept calling string bets on people that were no where near string bets etc and was a really dumb table coach. Some woman knocked over part of her stack and he argued that it was her bet etc. Obv he then shoved and picked it up.

The night before last I was there again, and so was the old douche. I sit in and post my first hand and look down at aces. My chips were still racked and as I was unracking, I purposefully knocked one of them in front of me so about half a rack spewed in front of me. This is the conversation that took place.

Me: "oops, sorry. Let me grab those."
Old Douche: "No! Dealer! Thats a bet! Floor!"

He continues to bitch and moan and I continue to argue that it wasn't a bet, it was just an accident, I am just a dumb internet player. Eventually old douche wins the argument and then shoves when it is folded to him. I instacall and flip aces.

The look on his face was priceless as he sheepishly flipped 85o.

You are expecting me to say he then sucked out on me, but he didn't. I win. [censored] you old douche.

Imrahil 01-31-2007 07:40 PM

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Awesome.

A few weeks ago at a local B+M there was some old douche who was bitching about every little thing. He kept calling string bets on people that were no where near string bets etc and was a really dumb table coach. Some woman knocked over part of her stack and he argued that it was her bet etc. Obv he then shoved and picked it up.

The night before last I was there again, and so was the old douche. I sit in and post my first hand and look down at aces. My chips were still racked and as I was unracking, I purposefully knocked one of them in front of me so about half a rack spewed in front of me. This is the conversation that took place.

Me: "oops, sorry. Let me grab those."
Old Douche: "No! Dealer! Thats a bet! Floor!"

He continues to bitch and moan and I continue to argue that it wasn't a bet, it was just an accident, I am just a dumb internet player. Eventually old douche wins the argument and then shoves when it is folded to him. I instacall and flip aces.

The look on his face was priceless as he sheepishly flipped 85o.

You are expecting me to say he then sucked out on me, but he didn't. I win. [censored] you old douche.

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WOW, I love this story. That guy's a [censored] [censored].

manguydude21 01-31-2007 07:41 PM

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Awesome.

A few weeks ago at a local B+M there was some old douche who was bitching about every little thing. He kept calling string bets on people that were no where near string bets etc and was a really dumb table coach. Some woman knocked over part of her stack and he argued that it was her bet etc. Obv he then shoved and picked it up.

The night before last I was there again, and so was the old douche. I sit in and post my first hand and look down at aces. My chips were still racked and as I was unracking, I purposefully knocked one of them in front of me so about half a rack spewed in front of me. This is the conversation that took place.

Me: "oops, sorry. Let me grab those."
Old Douche: "No! Dealer! Thats a bet! Floor!"

He continues to bitch and moan and I continue to argue that it wasn't a bet, it was just an accident, I am just a dumb internet player. Eventually old douche wins the argument and then shoves when it is folded to him. I instacall and flip aces.

The look on his face was priceless as he sheepishly flipped 85o.

You are expecting me to say he then sucked out on me, but he didn't. I win. [censored] you old douche.

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that must have felt good.

feesjah 01-31-2007 07:45 PM

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Awesome.

A few weeks ago at a local B+M there was some old douche who was bitching about every little thing. He kept calling string bets on people that were no where near string bets etc and was a really dumb table coach. Some woman knocked over part of her stack and he argued that it was her bet etc. Obv he then shoved and picked it up.

The night before last I was there again, and so was the old douche. I sit in and post my first hand and look down at aces. My chips were still racked and as I was unracking, I purposefully knocked one of them in front of me so about half a rack spewed in front of me. This is the conversation that took place.

Me: "oops, sorry. Let me grab those."
Old Douche: "No! Dealer! Thats a bet! Floor!"

He continues to bitch and moan and I continue to argue that it wasn't a bet, it was just an accident, I am just a dumb internet player. Eventually old douche wins the argument and then shoves when it is folded to him. I instacall and flip aces.

The look on his face was priceless as he sheepishly flipped 85o.

You are expecting me to say he then sucked out on me, but he didn't. I win. [censored] you old douche.

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nh sir

drexah 01-31-2007 07:50 PM

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stories like these make me feel so [censored] warm inside GOD I LOVE POKER

wickedgoodtrader 01-31-2007 07:58 PM

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that didn't happen.. you just fantasized about it happening

mason55 01-31-2007 07:59 PM

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god ur a fking angle shooter

DefiNe 01-31-2007 08:06 PM

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Awesome.

A few weeks ago at a local B+M there was some old douche who was bitching about every little thing. He kept calling string bets on people that were no where near string bets etc and was a really dumb table coach. Some woman knocked over part of her stack and he argued that it was her bet etc. Obv he then shoved and picked it up.

The night before last I was there again, and so was the old douche. I sit in and post my first hand and look down at aces. My chips were still racked and as I was unracking, I purposefully knocked one of them in front of me so about half a rack spewed in front of me. This is the conversation that took place.

Me: "oops, sorry. Let me grab those."
Old Douche: "No! Dealer! Thats a bet! Floor!"

He continues to bitch and moan and I continue to argue that it wasn't a bet, it was just an accident, I am just a dumb internet player. Eventually old douche wins the argument and then shoves when it is folded to him. I instacall and flip aces.

The look on his face was priceless as he sheepishly flipped 85o.

You are expecting me to say he then sucked out on me, but he didn't. I win. [censored] you old douche.

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I woulda slow rolled the living crap outta him

Dan87 01-31-2007 08:11 PM

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one time someone had put chips in a cupholder that my friend couldnt see, and he thought he had villain covered when he pushed but then villain whipped those chips out. My friend got all angry that he was ratholing until he saw that he had the winning hand, i told him if the money wasnt gonna play if he lost he shouldnt take it if he wins. but he took it ;(

Suigin406 01-31-2007 08:23 PM

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This never works for me. I'm like 0/20 at least.

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seriously, no one does this against me...

Mr_Donktastic 01-31-2007 08:48 PM

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Hey it worked!!! Too bad he didnt have more money.

Converted by PokerGeek
Absolute NL Hold'em Ring - 1/1
Blinds (9 handed)

Preflop: Hero is Small blind with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls ($1), <font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, Hero raises ($44.50), Big blind folds, UTG+1 all-in ($30.90)

Flop: ($46.5) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>


Turn: ($46.5) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>


River: ($46.5) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>


Final Pot: $61.8

Results below:
UTG+1 has As Ks (Flush, ace high)
Small blind has Ac Ad (Two Pair, aces and tens)

Outcome: UTG+1 wins $61.80

Or not.

It was good for my image though, and I reaped the rewards like 2 hands later. I got people shovin into me with crap!

Converted by PokerGeek
Absolute NL Hold'em Ring - 1/1
Blinds (9 handed)

Preflop: Hero is LP with 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls ($1), <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, Hero raises ($4), CO folds, Button folds, Small blind folds, Big blind folds, UTG calls ($3)

Flop: ($9.5) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG all-in ($31.40), Hero calls ($31.40)

Turn: ($40.9) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>


River: ($40.9) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>


Final Pot: $69.3

Results below:
UTG has As 5s (Two Pair, aces and fives)
LP has 7h 7c (One pair, sevens)

Outcome: UTG wins $69.30

Hold on - how do you make $ in this game again???

Fiksdal 01-31-2007 08:51 PM

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[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] this thread

Victor 01-31-2007 08:54 PM

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towery that is the best story ive ever read.

rokstedy 01-31-2007 09:00 PM

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Awesome.

A few weeks ago at a local B+M there was some old douche who was bitching about every little thing. He kept calling string bets on people that were no where near string bets etc and was a really dumb table coach. Some woman knocked over part of her stack and he argued that it was her bet etc. Obv he then shoved and picked it up.

The night before last I was there again, and so was the old douche. I sit in and post my first hand and look down at aces. My chips were still racked and as I was unracking, I purposefully knocked one of them in front of me so about half a rack spewed in front of me. This is the conversation that took place.

Me: "oops, sorry. Let me grab those."
Old Douche: "No! Dealer! Thats a bet! Floor!"

He continues to bitch and moan and I continue to argue that it wasn't a bet, it was just an accident, I am just a dumb internet player. Eventually old douche wins the argument and then shoves when it is folded to him. I instacall and flip aces.

The look on his face was priceless as he sheepishly flipped 85o.

You are expecting me to say he then sucked out on me, but he didn't. I win. [censored] you old douche.

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Im confused. This argument holds up with the floor? They really call that a bet?

holdme 01-31-2007 09:03 PM

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Awesome.

A few weeks ago at a local B+M there was some old douche who was bitching about every little thing. He kept calling string bets on people that were no where near string bets etc and was a really dumb table coach. Some woman knocked over part of her stack and he argued that it was her bet etc. Obv he then shoved and picked it up.

The night before last I was there again, and so was the old douche. I sit in and post my first hand and look down at aces. My chips were still racked and as I was unracking, I purposefully knocked one of them in front of me so about half a rack spewed in front of me. This is the conversation that took place.

Me: "oops, sorry. Let me grab those."
Old Douche: "No! Dealer! Thats a bet! Floor!"

He continues to bitch and moan and I continue to argue that it wasn't a bet, it was just an accident, I am just a dumb internet player. Eventually old douche wins the argument and then shoves when it is folded to him. I instacall and flip aces.

The look on his face was priceless as he sheepishly flipped 85o.

You are expecting me to say he then sucked out on me, but he didn't. I win. [censored] you old douche.

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Im confused. This argument holds up with the floor? They really call that a bet?

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Yeah, it's definitely a bet.

GeleHaas 01-31-2007 09:09 PM

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Best way to play aces

0evg0 01-31-2007 10:35 PM

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I woulda slow rolled the living crap outta him

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