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revlis87 01-29-2007 05:39 PM

What to do with $35k?
 
Found it in my bank account today. I have spent 3 hours trying to figure out why my acct balance is + $35 k. They say its my money. Nothing else is missing money. What would you spend it on?

PartyGirlUK 01-29-2007 05:41 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
You're from Chicago right? Dropping 10% of that on a Superbowl ticket seems prudent.

revlis87 01-29-2007 05:42 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
originally from NYC... I don't realllly wanna go. others?

inferno 01-29-2007 05:44 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
ship me 10k

22803 01-29-2007 05:44 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
send me some $$$. I'll put it to good use for you.

pokerchap 01-29-2007 05:45 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
buy a 60' screen to play poker and take a shot at 100/200 NL

ship me 15.00 too

keikiwai 01-29-2007 05:46 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
wine cooler

tagtastic 01-29-2007 05:47 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
I live in Indianapolis and I was born in Chicago. Send me to Miami.

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phish 01-29-2007 05:47 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
move it to Neteller. Then you won't have to worry.

revlis87 01-29-2007 05:48 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
i was gonna start playing on stars 3-6 or something [censored] to win the 50 in tv and like some ks for a month or two... but i might as well just buy it at this point. or i could buy a beemer too. but i dont know how to drive... more ideas plz.

DLizzle 01-29-2007 05:49 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
200/400nl

DING-DONG YO 01-29-2007 05:52 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
give half of it to the gubment. Oh wait

revlis87 01-29-2007 05:54 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
it is important for everyone to realize thatI HAVE ALREDY PAID MY TAXES THIS YEAR!!!! AND THIS ISNT A CREDIT, IT JUST APPEARED ON MY OVERALL BALANCE. MY TAXES ARE NOT AFFECTED. IT IS $35,000 + I can blow on anything.

Banditgberg 01-29-2007 05:57 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
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but i dont know how to drive... more ideas plz.

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learn to drive then buy a beamer

keikiwai 01-29-2007 05:58 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
[ QUOTE ]
it is important for everyone to realize thatI HAVE ALREDY PAID MY TAXES THIS YEAR!!!! AND THIS ISNT A CREDIT, IT JUST APPEARED ON MY OVERALL BALANCE. MY TAXES ARE NOT AFFECTED. IT IS $35,000 + I can blow on anything.

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lol good luck with that

<font color="red">IRS: We see that your account ballance increased by 35K on January 29, 2007. Give us taxes now ktks.</font>

<font color="blue">OP: But the money just appeared.</font>

<font color="red">IRS: OIC... In that case, how would you like to just appear in prison for a while?</font>

Stake Monster 01-29-2007 06:00 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
Invest it.

whipsaw 01-29-2007 06:01 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
yeah i would invest some time figuring out where it came from. otherwise it could look like this:

OP spends all of teh 35K on hookahs and blow
Bank tells him it was a clerical error and to give teh moniez back
OP tells them to GFY
Bank sues and takes everything OP owns

Louis Vuitton 01-29-2007 06:01 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
it is important for everyone to realize thatI HAVE ALREDY PAID MY TAXES THIS YEAR!!!! AND THIS ISNT A CREDIT, IT JUST APPEARED ON MY OVERALL BALANCE. MY TAXES ARE NOT AFFECTED. IT IS $35,000 + I can blow on anything.

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lol good luck with that

<font color="red">IRS: We see that your account ballance increased by 35K on January 29, 2007. Give us taxes now ktks.</font>

<font color="blue">OP: But the money just appeared.</font>

<font color="red">IRS: OIC... In that case, how would you like to just appear in prison for a while?</font>

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Ur funny. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

dinopoker 01-29-2007 06:04 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
[ QUOTE ]
yeah i would invest some time figuring out where it came from. otherwise it could look like this:

OP spends all of teh 35K on hookahs and blow
Bank tells him it was a clerical error and to give teh moniez back
OP tells them to GFY
Bank sues and takes everything OP owns

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This is the key phrase. Make sure you do this part.

newOcean 01-29-2007 06:05 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
yeah OP.. u really should sit on that cash at least until your next bank statement or else you could be spending cash you don't have.

But when that check does clear, i wouldn't mind if u spot me one thousand.. i'll give you back 1.5k,

Jiggymike 01-29-2007 06:06 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
30K freeroll for 2p2ers

mj12 01-29-2007 06:09 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
it is most likely a bank error and it can take them a while to find out. Probably an error in a business deposit/ transfer which can take a while to notice ( happens more then you'd think). So obv withdraw and move to mexico ASAP.

peachy 01-29-2007 06:18 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
it came from somewhere, and if ur sure it isnt urs then chances are they will eventually track it down and take it back...

how can u not be sure???

Triumph36 01-29-2007 06:19 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
revlis, you wouldn't happen to be this guy, would you?

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/115/bankerrorys8.jpg

keikiwai 01-29-2007 06:19 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
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how can u not be sure???

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he's got a big couch

bmxicle 01-29-2007 06:20 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
If you have already paid your taxes i'm guessing you might have been paying quarterly? Aren't you entitled to a tax refund in some cases if you pay quarterly?

adenosine 01-29-2007 06:22 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
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OP spends all of teh 35K on hookahs and blow


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http://www.afropop.org/img/na/Hookah...n-Dearborn.jpg
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http://lolliesgalore.com/images/blowpp.jpg

Seems like I could find a better use than that.

Chrisman886 01-29-2007 06:27 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
Throw it in a money market for the time being and gain interest on it until they figure out they screwed up.

Hume 01-29-2007 06:27 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
Stake me for NL1000. I'm pretty sure I can beat NL100 so it could be pretty profitable for you.

AL5AcE 01-29-2007 06:33 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
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[ QUOTE ]

OP spends all of teh 35K on hookahs and blow


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http://www.afropop.org/img/na/Hookah...n-Dearborn.jpg
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http://lolliesgalore.com/images/blowpp.jpg

Seems like I could find a better use than that.

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LOL nh.


I suggest getting something that retains its value so in case they want the 35k back it won't be that bad. Put it in a brokerage account or down payment on some property or an all platinum watch etc. depending on how liquid (or illiquid- is this a word?) you can afford.

The only thing worse than blowing the money on something with no value like gambooling or hookahs is NOT doing anything soon. Get something useful now when you have the chance and post pics on BBV. Thanks and enjoy!

oober 01-29-2007 06:34 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
Check the TOS of your acct. You are probably supposed to report this? If it's an error, you will still be responsible for paying it back I believe.. Be careful...

CaptainBusto 01-29-2007 06:37 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
on black. duh.

Arbitrage 01-29-2007 06:44 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
buy some hydro equipment and clones. give a man a fish, you feed him for a day, teach him to fish......

keikiwai 01-29-2007 06:47 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
[ QUOTE ]
buy some hydroponic equipment and weed

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bigscore 01-29-2007 06:47 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
stock market obviously

Diamond Lie 01-29-2007 06:49 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
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it is most likely a bank error and it can take them a while to find out. Probably an error in a business deposit/ transfer which can take a while to notice ( happens more then you'd think). So obv withdraw and move to mexico ASAP.

[/ QUOTE ]

http://members.cox.net/aliceinchainz/bankerror.JPG

bigscore 01-29-2007 06:50 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
[ QUOTE ]
on black. duh.

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very interesting av

Butso 01-29-2007 06:53 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
[ QUOTE ]
on black. duh.

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racist ban plz

bones 01-29-2007 06:58 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
Flip grim for it.

React1oN 01-29-2007 07:00 PM

Re: What to do with $35k?
 
Ship me $15 on fulltilt yo

holla


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