Beat: Parents found coke in my room
 

I was away for the weekend, and my mom decided to clean/reorganize my room. She proceeded fo find a mirror with powder on it and a card for cutting it up under my bed. Then she searched the rest of my room and found my bowl, some weed, and about a dozen fifths ranging from empty to full.

Beat: My mom found coke in my room
Brag: I told her it was adderroll and I think she might have believed me
Variance: I cut up my lines with my neteller gold card because neteller is busto and I cant use it for anything else.

Whats my next move here BBV?

Re: Beat: Parents found coke in my room
 

Do the coke with your mom

Re: Beat: Parents found coke in my room
 

Do coke off your moms tit

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I mean, is she mad? Or is she just gonna start taxing you and expecting you to get her high from now on?

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1. Do as much coke as possible in the next few days so she won't find it again
2. ?????
3. Profit

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From the sound of it, your next move is obv heroin and ice.

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I donno if shes more mad or worried...i mean she wasnt surprised to find the weed or the alcohol, but if she still thinks it was coke it wouldnt sit well with her.

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From the sound of it, your next move is obv heroin and ice.

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I like your style

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1. Do as much coke as possible in the next few days so she won't find it again
2. ?????
3. Profit

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Yeah i did some calculations and i realized that I still have enough blow left to OD twice if it realy turned out to be a problem. Always leave yourself outs...

Re: Beat: Parents found coke in my room
 

Tell her it was flour and you were gonna bake cookies for her. Then tell her you are pissed cause she ruined her suprise so she should never look around your room again.

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Tell her it was flour and you were gonna bake cookies for her.

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too outlandish...however telling it was flour to cook pot brownies might have been believable

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From the sound of it, your next move is obv heroin and ice.

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I like your style

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take it from someone who knows, you dont, stay with the blow, and, from somewho knows better than you, stay away from it. holla

Re: Beat: Parents found coke in my room
 

tell her it was an obv cry for help

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From the sound of it, your next move is obv heroin and ice.

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I like your style

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Seriously, don't waste your life with drugs. Nothing good will come of it and you might look back on your life someday and regret wasting so much time to catching a buzz. It is fun in the moment but I can assure you that it is overrated.



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Re: Beat: Parents found coke in my room
 

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Brag: I told her it was adderroll and I think she might have believed me

Whats my next move here BBV?

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find a less retarded mom?

Re: Beat: Parents found coke in my room
 

Cook it up next time....

No really don't get involved with it... I wasted practically my whole 20's with that lifestyle.....

Take advice from someone who knows... Get away from it...

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Beat: My mom found coke in my room
Brag: I told her it was an appetite suppressant and I think she might have believed me

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Re: Beat: Parents found coke in my room
 

tell her yur selling it...
or if this isnt good

tell her yur friends are selling it..
and must have left some behind.

Re: Beat: Parents found coke in my room
 

tell that bitch to stay out of your room

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Wow your mom took it pretty well it seems

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wtf your mom still cleans your room?

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Why did you have leftover coke?

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tell that bitch to stay out of your room

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Yeah...i did that.

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wtf your mom still cleans your room?

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better her than me

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Why did you have leftover coke?

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Umm there wasnt even enough for a whole line leftover...I had cut it and then did a couple lines before I went out..it was more leftover powder / residue...i was too lazy to clean it up well, stupid mistake.

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Tell her it's your poker money and you converted it to powder at the friendly local street corner dealer because you're afraid the goverment might charge you taxes if you had so much cash with you.

Then proceed to tell her you were going to use this poker powder to buy her a nice set of pots and pans. This technique cannot lose, and it's why I have been so successful at life!

Re: Beat: Parents found coke in my room
 

I don't think I let me parents in my room since I hit puberty and discovered masterbation.

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Beat: No lock on my room door

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Do coke off your moms tit

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ROFL

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wtf your mom still cleans your room?

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better her than me

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Life lesson: If your mom cleans your room, don't leave any blow in there.

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I was away for the weekend, and my mom decided to clean/reorganize my room. She proceeded fo find a mirror with powder on it and a card for cutting it up under my bed. hen she searched the rest of my room and found my bowl, some weed, and about a dozen fifths ranging from empty to full.


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Either your mom has an epic drug history herself or your story doesn't add up at all. And she certainly doesn't believe you that it's some medicine. You say she regularly cleans your room? Then wtf are you doing storing your drugs there? And wtf about the amount? You still got enough left to od twice? And no lock on your door? Dude, somebody with a more conservative view on drugs probably would have called the cops on you for selling this crap from your house. And now you tell your mom not to enter your room anymore but in another post you say "better her than me"? This makes no sense, man.
So what's your next move? This is either fake or you are retarded enough that you should store all your stuff in your brain asap. It doesn't seem to matter really much...

Re: Beat: Parents found coke in my room
 

You must make some pretty goot $$$ from poker to be sniff'in that stuff...

Re: Beat: Parents found coke in my room
 

how the [censored] old are you?


If you're still living with your parents and doing blow then something's not right.

And take it from me, drugs are fun for a while. But it starts to [censored] with your life and personality
Stop that [censored] while you're still young

Re: Beat: Parents found coke in my room
 

My friend had his mom find some coke. Just say it's a teeth whitener.

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I used to do coke in college and looking back on it, I wish I had done a lot more of it. Man, that stuff is fun.

Also, do gummers so you don't leave any residue.

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dude, if you are old enough to be doing coke, you should not be living with moms.

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Used the neteller card to cut eh? It should have been the ACE OF SPADES.....

Gamboooolin with yer lifeeeeee.

Re: Beat: Parents found coke in my room
 

OP,

I have coke in my garage. what's the bfd?

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Re: Beat: Parents found coke in my room
 

Wow! What a funny joke. I almost coughed up a lung.

Re: Beat: Parents found coke in my room
 

That's reason #254 why you shouldn't let Yvesaint chill at your house.