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ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S 02-08-2006 11:20 AM

A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and toast
 
http://www.nicbommarito.com/pics/tmnt.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/3...gallery300.jpg

an interesting proposition for the folks at BBV.

yes

interesting.

Gildwulf 02-08-2006 11:41 AM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and to
 
Are you high?

eviljeff 02-08-2006 11:48 AM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and toast
 
I think I'll be laughing about this all day

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S 02-08-2006 12:07 PM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and toast
 
i would appreciate serious thoughts on why people voted the way they did. grow up pls and provide reasoning for your choice to back up the decision that has been taken by you and those around you in the house say hoooo and all the ladies in the house say heyyyyy

Songwind 02-08-2006 12:08 PM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and toast
 
The TMNT clock has the potential to be cool, but turns out to be lame. Ergo, variance.

Toast, on the other hand, rocks. Definite brag.

stealyourface 02-08-2006 12:20 PM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and toast
 
the clock is money -- brag.

the toast is perfectly toasted -- brag.

Kilillan 02-08-2006 12:27 PM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and to
 
obviously the clock is variance, not a brag.

And the toast is brag. Not a bad beat. You people suck at this.

Monty Cantsin 02-08-2006 12:29 PM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and to
 
clock = variance
toast = brag

/mc

Wex Montana 02-08-2006 12:52 PM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and to
 
clock = variance - time changes or whatever
toast = beat - I expect better food then stupid toast!

d-baggery 02-08-2006 12:55 PM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and to
 
that clock is 100% without a doubt a brag.

pistolero 02-08-2006 01:15 PM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and to
 
There's no way the clock is not a brag.

The toast could really go either way. Thus, variance.

T-God 02-08-2006 01:21 PM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and to
 
Toast is definitely a beat. It ruins perfectly good bread for peanut-butter sammich-makin'.

Every tick on that clock is like a billion $$ for me the way this week has been going, so I go with brag. I'd rather have Donatello but what're you gonna do?

Songwind 02-08-2006 01:31 PM

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Toast is definitely a beat. It ruins perfectly good bread for peanut-butter sammich-makin'.

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Dude, PB&J on toast = teh win. You suck at sandwiches.

T-God 02-08-2006 01:33 PM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and to
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Toast is definitely a beat. It ruins perfectly good bread for peanut-butter sammich-makin'.

[/ QUOTE ]

Dude, PB&J on toast = teh win. You suck at sandwiches.

[/ QUOTE ]

Please. Microwave bread for 12 seconds till its just warm and all is perfect. Toast is for ladies who can't handle the raw power of real bread.

beyeond 02-08-2006 01:35 PM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and to
 
the toast is a beat because it should be slightly darker.

CCx 02-08-2006 02:04 PM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and to
 
toast is clearly variance... one day perfect, one day burnt, one day barely toasted at all - all of which when you least expect it

clock should be brag by process of elimination, cuz it sure aint a beat... that thing's awesome

TimM 02-08-2006 04:21 PM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and toast
 
Regardless of what you may think of the clock, it was clearly intended as a brag, and therefore it is.

Toast however, is variance. Sometimes it comes out too light, other times, too dark. There is a huge luck factor involved in the making of toast.

edge 02-08-2006 04:24 PM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and to
 
The clock is obviously a brag. There's no reason to discuss this.

The toast is variance because I personally prefer it more heavily toasted, but others like it this way. There are no differing opinions about the clock.

tpir 02-08-2006 04:33 PM

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The toast is variance because I personally prefer it more heavily toasted, but others like it this way. There are no differing opinions about the clock.

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Weird. This is almost the exact reasoning I used when I was hovering over the options in the poll.

Put me in the Brag/Variance camp.

DustinisDead 02-08-2006 04:35 PM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and to
 
Lemme have the clock...

[censored] it, and the toast...

I'll trade you some GI Joes and an a half eaten bag of month old grapes...

bobbyi 02-08-2006 06:05 PM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and toast
 
I don't recognize the green guy on the clock. Should I have heard of him?

UATrewqaz 02-08-2006 06:07 PM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and toast
 
Raphael is cool but crude.
Michalangelo is a party dude.

keikiwai 02-08-2006 06:11 PM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and to
 
The clock is a brag, an apple is an apple, and from now the clock will be my hood ornament.

Toast sometimes pops up in my breakfast, but sometimes it doesn't, hence variance.

p-i 02-08-2006 06:12 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
that clock is 100% without a doubt a brag.

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danzasmack 02-08-2006 06:18 PM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and to
 
is there butter on the toast?

tom10167 02-08-2006 06:18 PM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and to
 
That toasts looks delicious, I can not remember the last time I had toast with butter.

UATrewqaz 02-08-2006 09:23 PM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and to
 
Clearly the toast is variance, do you know hard it is to consistently cook toast properly?

sourbeaver 02-09-2006 03:47 PM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and toast
 
I love Raphael, but then again that's my name so I might be a little tilted.

_TKO_ 02-09-2006 04:02 PM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and toast
 
Clock:
I would brag if I had one.

Toast:
"Once bread has become toast, it will never be bread again." Irreversible change is just variance. I almost voted "Bad Beat", but I noticed that it's white bread. I sometimes like white bread more than white toast.

Scary_Tiger 02-09-2006 04:20 PM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and to
 
Clock is definite brag. I wasn't sure on the toast, but I went with variance.

Dids 02-09-2006 04:22 PM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and to
 
Clock= hella brag

Toast= crazy variance

wiggs73 02-09-2006 04:24 PM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and to
 
clock is obvious brag. come on.

the toast was almost a brag. then i noticed someone's already taken a bite out of it. there is also a knife on the plate, but i don't see any spread. i don't know. i'm blaming it on variance.

RikaKazak 02-09-2006 04:48 PM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and to
 
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that clock is 100% without a doubt a brag.

[/ QUOTE ]

OHHHH YEAH!@!!

PocketElevens 02-09-2006 05:15 PM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and toast
 
As OP requested my thinking.

Clock - Brag. Why? Becuase he posted it and I thought, "Coooooooooool, wish I had one of those"
Pretty simple

Toast - Variance. I definatly did not have the above reaction, and would of swung towards bad beat if it was burnt all to rat [censored], but it defaulted to variance for me.

eviljeff 08-09-2006 12:05 AM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and to
 
this is still one of my favorite BBV threads

jakhamma 08-09-2006 12:52 AM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and to
 
clock = brag
toast=beat, and its not close

eviljeff 10-15-2006 01:27 AM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and to
 
if you were mod, would you have locked/deleted this thread?

IronDragon1 10-15-2006 01:30 AM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and to
 
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if you were mod, would you have locked/deleted this thread?

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Outlandish type posts tend towards good less so than mundane threads so I would give it 2 pages or so before I pass judgement.

mlagoo 10-15-2006 01:32 AM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and to
 
actually, this is an example of the old, good bbv. this op is funny. someone just coming in and posting a thread that says "BEAT: milk turned warm before i finished it" is not [censored] funny.

im glad someone bumped this. new posters, take note. humor.

MortenTA 10-15-2006 08:02 AM

Re: A clock with Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and toast
 
sample size please.. that toast may very well be variance.


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