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crazyhands 01-22-2007 01:22 AM

WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
Heres THE WORST cold call in the history of poker. I'm not kidding; I'll be surprised if someone can top this.

The player under the gun calls (indicating a decent hand usually), I raise in the UG +1 position with a premimum hand a person in midposition makes it 3 bets to go. Guess what the person under the gun cold-calls 3 bets with? Q 7 OFFSUIT! Are you kidding me??

Well I'm posting this to vent because obviously he sucked out on me. He hit his [censored] two pair on the flop, while I hit my queen with an ace kicker. Under normal circumstances this is fine with me and I don't care because its just that he got lucky, BUT TO CALL 3 BETS COLD WITH q 7 OFFSUIT IS ANOTHER THING!

OK, I'm done. Thanks for listening. One question though. Can anyone top this grand cold call and then suck out?

whipsaw 01-22-2007 01:23 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
two pair > one pair

fish

CaseS87 01-22-2007 01:23 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
joke?

Evigt_Drabbad 01-22-2007 01:24 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
lol

CappyAA 01-22-2007 01:25 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
You're an idiot.

NewTeaBag 01-22-2007 01:25 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
Someone find that hand history where TexasLimitKing calls with the 169th nutz in 1K-2K.

Terrabon98 01-22-2007 01:25 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
i can't believe you called down with just one pair...

maybe play lower?

SkeetyMcdoogle 01-22-2007 01:25 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
take a dump in your own hands

TheBlueMonster 01-22-2007 01:26 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
9th level thinking. You are a fish and he is a genius.

crazyhands 01-22-2007 01:31 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
WTF is this?

LOL, Is it not strange that someone cold calls 3 bets with such a [censored] hand? You guys are acting like you see this all the time. Where do you guys play at? I almost never see this happen and when I do, I'm really excited and usually stay in the game for obvious reasons.

whipsaw 01-22-2007 01:32 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
[ QUOTE ]
WTF is this?

LOL, Is it not strange that someone cold calls 3 bets with such a [censored] hand? You guys are acting like you see this all the time. Where do you guys play at? I almost never see this happen and when I do, I'm really excited and usually stay in the game for obvious reasons.

[/ QUOTE ]

this is so gold

CappyAA 01-22-2007 01:33 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
[ QUOTE ]

WTF is this?

LOL, Is it not strange that someone cold calls 3 bets with such a [censored] hand? You guys are acting like you see this all the time. Where do you guys play at? I almost never see this happen and when I do, I'm really excited and usually stay in the game for obvious reasons.


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You should move up to where they respect your raises.

lippy 01-22-2007 01:33 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
Implied odds.

Flintoff 01-22-2007 01:34 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
troll.

the machine 01-22-2007 01:35 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
[ QUOTE ]
WTF is this?

LOL, Is it not strange that someone cold calls 3 bets with such a [censored] hand? You guys are acting like you see this all the time. Where do you guys play at? I almost never see this happen and when I do, I'm really excited and usually stay in the game for obvious reasons.

[/ QUOTE ]

so how much did you win????

holdme 01-22-2007 01:35 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
How much did you raise pf? You know you have to protect your hand, right?

crazyhands 01-22-2007 01:36 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
LOL that a good one.

Will you guys quit the sarcasm and tell me straight up what you are trying to say. Are you saying somehow that he was correct to do what he did?

Dan87 01-22-2007 01:38 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
[ QUOTE ]
How much poop did you fling at your opponent pf? You know you have to protect your hand, right?

[/ QUOTE ]

As he stated in the OP, he 3-flinged.

the machine 01-22-2007 01:38 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
cue monkeys throwing poop picture


edit: damn you dan

crazyhands 01-22-2007 01:38 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
Whoa, I'm talking about LIMIT HOLD EM HERE.

I think that might clear it up.

durkahdurkah 01-22-2007 01:38 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
no i think they are saying that this hand is just kind of retarded

bottomset 01-22-2007 01:38 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
[ QUOTE ]
Are you saying somehow that he was correct to do what he did?

[/ QUOTE ]

he won the hand right?

but no he did not play the hand correct, the correct play would be to cold 4bet preflop

hasugopher 01-22-2007 01:38 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
I can honestly say that I had high hopes when I clicked on this thread. Like villain called a massive overbet allin on the river with 44 on a KKTT2 and beat hero's 33. Nope.

CaseS87 01-22-2007 01:39 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Are you saying somehow that he was correct to do what he did?

[/ QUOTE ]

he won the hand right?

but no he did not play the hand correct, the correct play would be to cold 4bet preflop

[/ QUOTE ]

Pudge714 01-22-2007 01:41 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
I see worse calls than this on a daily basis.

the machine 01-22-2007 01:41 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
[ QUOTE ]
Whoa, I'm talking about LIMIT HOLD EM HERE.

I think that might clear it up.

[/ QUOTE ]

im assuming he cold called 50 cents more, therein lies the problem. but it may be a live hand in which he probably cold called 4$ more so there is the other problem.

lolominbet

holdme 01-22-2007 01:41 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
I post pic now.
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/5...lminbet3xr.jpg
tehe still funny

PartyGirlUK 01-22-2007 01:43 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
Ive had ppl call my river bet with nut low before, that seems a worse call

AJackson 01-22-2007 01:44 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
[ QUOTE ]
I see worse calls than this on a daily basis.

[/ QUOTE ]

NewTeaBag 01-22-2007 01:45 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
[ QUOTE ]
Ive had ppl call my river bet with nut low before, that seems a worse call

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah, but they had Chop equity...

Pudge714 01-22-2007 01:46 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
[ QUOTE ]
Ive had ppl call my river bet with nut low before, that seems a worse call

[/ QUOTE ]
Good2cu and Jman were playing stud8 in vegas and a guy called a bet on seventh street when his hand couldn't beat anyone elses board high or low.

crazyhands 01-22-2007 01:47 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
LOL

I guess everyone automatically assumes that every thread on here is no limit and then they make ASSes out of themselves

durkahdurkah 01-22-2007 01:51 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
[ QUOTE ]
LOL

I guess everyone automatically assumes that every thread on here is no limit and then they make ASSes out of themselves

[/ QUOTE ]

lol

blankoblanco 01-22-2007 01:53 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
Or maybe the OP leaves himself open to having an ass made out of him when he chooses not to specify the type of game.

the machine 01-22-2007 01:53 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
[ QUOTE ]
LOL

I guess you automatically assume that every hand in poker is supposed to be a very good hand if they can call a 3 bet, esp in limit holdem, and you get mad when they suck out instead of being happy that they are bad players who will give you their money and then you post this assanine thread in BBV and make and ASS out of yourself

[/ QUOTE ]


GG

furyshade 01-22-2007 01:53 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
[ QUOTE ]
LOL

I guess everyone automatically assumes that every thread on here is no limit and then they make ASSes out of themselves

[/ QUOTE ]

http://www.mattthered.com/irony.gif

DaDizz 01-22-2007 02:00 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
[ QUOTE ]
I see worse calls than this on a daily basis.

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aislephive 01-22-2007 02:01 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
Wow OP, so let me get this straight. UTG player limps in, then calls your raise getting like 5-1 with QUEEN SEVEN UNSUITED OMG! That has to be the worst play anybody has ever seen.

Edit: Just looked through my entire database, couldn't find a worse play. This is just crazy, Q7o WTF! I hope you berated him in the chat after to make sure he doesn't do that kind of thing again.

MelchyBeau 01-22-2007 02:05 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
I see worse calls everytime I play poker, I really need to get better

crazyhands 01-22-2007 02:06 AM

Re: WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)
 
Are you kidding?

I think you need to go back and read what I wrote; I just said I LIKE TO SEE PEOPLE CALL 3 BETS WITH [censored] HANDS. I obviously know that there is no way they can win in the long run with plays like that.

Some of guys on here are jerks, and will quickly say [censored] without thinking twice.

"The jerk store called, they said they are running out of you"


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