I donated plasma today
 

Beat: I got a 932894928398 inch diameter metal pole stuck into my arm

Brag: The nurse was hot
<font color="white">Beat: The nurse was a dude</font>

Variance: I peed into a dixie cup, and got some on my hands

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why is this in bbv

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gayest thread so far

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gayest thread so far

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in your long history of viewing threads this must be the worst

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why is this in bbv

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Cause I mistook it for BBV4Life.

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i thort u were talking bout a plasma tv and i was like, wtf u donating plasma tvs for

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Do they give you porn to look at to help the process?

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sucker

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NH Bradyams. I highly recommend donating plasma or platelets to anyone who feels their chosen livelihood contributes nothing (or less) to society, the community, the economy, capitalism, the GNP, the advancement of the species, your fellow man, etc. and feels at least a little bad about that.

The process is a bit of a drag but not difficult. The time expense is no big deal since you can watch a dvd or use your laptop (with wifi and poker, at least at my blood bank) during the 90 minute donation. The hardest part is resisting giving joke answers when a nurse asks you the same pre-donation questions about possible AIDS exposure every damn time you donate. ("Have you traveled to the Congo? Have you had sex with anyone who has traveled to the Congo? Have you had sex with a man--since 1977?")

I hit the 9 gallon mark and a two outer against matusow the same day, proving the karmic benefits to anyone who would refuse to donate platelets on the grounds that it's not +EV.

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I donated plasma twice when I was a freshman in college. I remember listening to all the crackheads talk about using the money to buy dope when the needle was still in their arm. What a horrible experience.

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I donated plasma twice when I was a freshman in college. I remember listening to all the crackheads talk about using the money to buy dope when the needle was still in their arm. What a horrible experience.

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If you are taking anything but cookies in exchange for your donated platelets you are doing it wrong and so are the people collecting it, imo. If you find a blood bank that only deals with unpaid volunteer donors you should run into considerably fewer crackheads.

That said, my friends always ask me how much I get paid to "donate," which always baffles me as much as BHMDYL.

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One time I was at the doctor's office and this bitch was all like 'pee in a cup' and I'm like w/e don't talk to me like that hoe but I did it anyways cuz I'm a nice guy so she's like when you're done let me know so I open the door and she's like ok bring it over here... so I have to walk across the waiting area with a clear plastic unlidded cup full of my warm urine, it's like 30 steps and there's like 15 people just sitting there watching me.

Obviously I tripped over my foot and got like 1/4 of it on me and the carpet.

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If you are taking anything but cookies in exchange for your donated platelets you are doing it wrong and so are the people collecting it, imo. If you find a blood bank that only deals with unpaid volunteer donors you should run into considerably fewer crackheads.

That said, my friends always ask me how much I get paid to "donate," which always baffles me as much as BHMDYL.

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You seem confused.

People donate blood to blood banks to save human life.

People sell plasma to centers, this plasma is then used to make medicine.

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My blood bank collects various blood components as demand warrants, sometimes separating and keeping multiple components from one donor.

Using the the stuff squeezed from crackheads for things like vaccines and research rather than for transfusions would make sense.

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Blood for Gas

rofl:

Craig believes selling his plasma was just what he needed to compensate for gas prices. "Your body is like an underground oil reserve," he said. "The plasma people just need to tap it for you."

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i thought u were talking bout a plasma tv and i was like, wtf u donating plasma tvs for

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You seem confused.

People donate blood to blood banks to save human life.

People sell plasma to centers, this plasma is then used to make medicine.

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Exactly. You don't donate plasma, you sell plasma. In your case you gave it away.

Beat: You didn't get paid.

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beat: I thought this was going to be a thread about selling sperm