Beat: Parents think I am molesting my sister
 

So I am 21 and my little sister is only 11. Anyways she gets in the shower and a little while later gets out and goes into her room to dress.

Like 3 seconds later she starts screaming and I am working out in my room doing my third rep of chest curls, so I have no shirt on. I immediatly drop my 50 lb weights and barge in and ask her what the [censored] is wrong with her and she points up at the ceiling and its just a little stupid spider on the ceiling. Our ceiling is kind of high so I have to jump to get it. So i grab a magazine and jump up to swat it. and I hit it a little but it falls and lands right on my [censored] sisters head.

she immideatly drops her towel and starts swatting at her head screaming "GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF" I notice it crawling down her back and it is still alive I drop the magazine because it wasnt working so well and i grab her shoulder with one hand to get control of her because she is flailing around like a maniac and then I am swatting at it with my only other free hand. and just then my parents burst in and see her naked and me in just my [censored] shorts spanking her rearend while she is crying her [censored] guts out.

Most [censored] embarassing day of my life. I tried to explain to them i was like "guys oh no wait there was a spider there was spider and stuff". and my little sister was still crying her guts oout and my dad just exploded and told me to "get in your [censored] room immediatly you sick [censored] bastard". It doesnt help that a couple months ago they found a pair of her undies on my floor. I dont know how they got there but probably were stuck in my pants after mom did laundry or something.

i really feel like killing myself right now

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wowwwwwwww

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this is incredibly stupid

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c+

wtf are chest curls??? flys???

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Thinly veiled brag?

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this could be epic

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oh my jesus christ i dont know whether to laugh or cry i am so sorry this has to suck really hard and will never be something you guys can sit back and laugh at run on sentence good luck

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Well played, I'm sure many other BBVers will use this line.

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This is hilarious. Your sister will tell the truth.

[censored] pervert

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"this isnt what it looks like....."

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lolmolestaments.

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IN BEFORE 40 PAGE THREAD

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offer your mom 2 or 3 wii games, and she'll probably drop the whole thing. just dont sitck any molten butter on her cooter.

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wow if this is original this is A+ stuff

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How traumatized is your sister going to be when your dad has to sit her down and ask if you "touched" her. She isn't going to know exactly what he's talking about so then he'll have to explain and she'll get more confused and you'll all end up in therapy. Lawls.

And absoluridisisi, whatever. You went from being solid BBV top 5 to horrible in a matter of months. New record, I think.

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one time a few months ago i was waiting to start work so i was just sitting in my car playing a minesweeper-like game on my cell phone, and this old bitch gets it in her brain that im jerking off because she sees me looking down in my lap. she went to tell her husband who told me they might call the cops, i just laughed and said "youre [censored] kidding right?", they didnt call the cops

misunderstandings are lol

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So, are you sitting in you room right now waiting for your dad to give you the ol' "eye for an eye" molestament punishment? Updates plz piz if possible.

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Capt Busto is owning this thread

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Hahaha. This [censored] is classic.

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Give her Super Smash Brothers Melee and any Mario Party.

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one time a few months ago i was waiting to start work so i was just sitting in my car playing a minesweeper-like game on my cell phone, and this old bitch gets it in her brain that im jerking off because she sees me looking down in my lap. she went to tell her husband who told me they might call the cops, i just laughed and said "youre [censored] kidding right?", they didnt call the cops

misunderstandings are lol

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was she hot?

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I immediatly drop my 50 lb weights

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Thinly veiled brag?

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Give them this face.

http://www.nndb.com/people/540/000024468/r-kelly.jpg

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one time a few months ago i was waiting to start work so i was just sitting in my car playing a minesweeper-like game on my cell phone, and this old bitch gets it in her brain that im jerking off because she sees me looking down in my lap. she went to tell her husband who told me they might call the cops, i just laughed and said "youre [censored] kidding right?", they didnt call the cops

misunderstandings are lol

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Obv play is to set down the video game and rub one out real quick fast hyper mega hummingbird stylee and hit her with the money shot.

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Jesus that's phucking embarrassing.

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There's a spider in my room
There's a spider in my room

And then a voice above my head
Said if that spider were made dead
I'd better grow some fins 'cause
It would make it easier to swim

I don't like spiders and snakes
The way they crawl, the way they shake
If a spider gets killed how does that make it rain
How could I be the one to blame

A whisper drizzled down from the ice in its eyes
it said, "Try pickin' on your own damn size,"
But the Hoover was quick, termination complete
In its bedroom home got a chance to eat.

In the corner beside my bed
Very busy spinning thread
Eight legs and a little head

I hear the thunder from outside
And the water's gettin' high

I don't like moths and bugs
They buzz, they get in the rugs
But where does a guy find some room
in this life raft home, a little rubber tomb

There's a spider in my room
There's a spider in my room

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one time a few months ago i was waiting to start work so i was just sitting in my car playing a minesweeper-like game on my cell phone, and this old bitch gets it in her brain that im jerking off because she sees me looking down in my lap. she went to tell her husband who told me they might call the cops, i just laughed and said "youre [censored] kidding right?", they didnt call the cops

misunderstandings are lol

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was she hot?

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think old europeon refugee style a la 1940s, if you think thats hot, well then the answer is yes

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offer your mom 2 or 3 wii games, and she'll probably drop the whole thing. just dont sitck any molten butter on her cooter.

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wii controller as dildo FTW

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solution: move out of parents house, do your own laundry. Ball out skank hoes, profit

Now go to the local community college and pick up 19 year olds, my son.

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wow dude!
surprised your parents could accuse u of such a thing; things will hopefully workout as long as the little bitch keeps her mouth shut.

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This sounds like the start of really, really bad hentai.

In regards to GW: I say we go old-school with N64. The rumble pack + [censored] will win much preteens.

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Look, he's crawling up my wall
Black and hairy, very small
Now he's up above my head
Hanging by a little thread

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

Now he's dropped on to the floor
Heading for the bedroom door
Maybe he's as scared as me
Where's he gone now, I can't see

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

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So I am 21 and my little sister is only 11. Anyways she gets in the shower and a little while later gets out and goes into her room to dress.

Like 3 seconds later she starts screaming and I am working out in my room doing my third rep of chest curls, so I have no shirt on. I immediatly drop my 50 lb weights and barge in and ask her what the [censored] is wrong with her and she points up at the ceiling and its just a little stupid spider on the ceiling. Our ceiling is kind of high so I have to jump to get it. So i grab a magazine and jump up to swat it. and I hit it a little but it falls and lands right on my [censored] sisters head.

she immideatly drops her towel and starts swatting at her head screaming "GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF" I notice it crawling down her back and it is still alive I drop the magazine because it wasnt working so well and i grab her shoulder with one hand to get control of her because she is flailing around like a maniac and then I am swatting at it with my only other free hand. and just then my parents burst in and see her naked and me in just my [censored] shorts spanking her rearend while she is crying her [censored] guts out.

Most [censored] embarassing day of my life. I tried to explain to them i was like "guys oh no wait there was a spider there was spider and stuff". and my little sister was still crying her guts oout and my dad just exploded and told me to "get in your [censored] room immediatly you sick [censored] bastard". It doesnt help that a couple months ago they found a pair of her undies on my floor. I dont know how they got there but probably were stuck in my pants after mom did laundry or something.

i really feel like killing myself right now

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pics?










i joke i joke i kid i kid*
*no pun intended

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And I thought spiders only flew out of my sister's cooch.

-J

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lol bitch had it coming?

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Bags of sand?

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Well played, I'm sure many other BBVers will use this line.

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lol