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Clayton 01-12-2007 10:39 PM

Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
Just to further the notion that noted BBV'ers have definitive man-crushes, and the upcoming new season of 24, I couldn't help but wonder:

Jack Bauer?

http://www.wvah.com/programs/24/kiefersutherland.jpg

or,

Patrik Antonius?

http://mediamaster.cardplayer.com/im...k_antonius.jpg

It doesnt really get any simpler than that.

Slider 01-12-2007 10:40 PM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
Bauer.. He's cooler and makes more money.

feesjah 01-12-2007 10:42 PM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
season 6 is so sick :|

viciouspenguin 01-12-2007 10:42 PM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
sometimes i wonder whether patrik antonius reads 2p2 or not. if i were him i'd get so [censored] creeped out

yellowsub 01-12-2007 10:42 PM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
jack bauer and its not close.

yvesaint 01-12-2007 10:49 PM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
patrik antonius .....u have to save the world !!!

Dementia 01-12-2007 10:54 PM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
Okay. Are you all aware that Jack Bauer led a SIX MAN TEAM into KOSOVO into a fkn war zone? Bauer was the only one who survived.

React1oN 01-12-2007 10:56 PM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
Patrik = crazy balla, but its gotta be Jack Bauer

MrTimCaum 01-12-2007 10:56 PM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
why is there no "glass of champagne for $800" option so we can see results?

augie_ 01-12-2007 10:58 PM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
http://www.tvsquad.com/media/2006/04...Sutherland.jpg

http://www.debbieschlussel.com/archi...dgirlieman.jpg

http://topher92.googlepages.com/JackBauer.JPG

http://www.tvcrazy.net/images/24/jack-bauer.jpg

http://www.thisfullhouse.com/images/...-in-action.jpg

JACK BAUER HAS THE ULTIMATE MAN PURSE BECAUSE IT HAS GUNS AND AMMO IN IT.

steel108 01-12-2007 11:01 PM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
Um. Neither. One is a professional gambler and the other a fictional character?????

Dementia 01-12-2007 11:08 PM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
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fictional character

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stfu bitch

PokerSoccer 01-12-2007 11:08 PM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
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Um. Neither. One is a professional gambler and the other a fictional character?????

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ban

alphatmw 01-12-2007 11:12 PM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
would jack bauer be able to torture patrik antonius' hand out of him after patrik check raised him on the river? and then would patrik be able to seduce jack into stopping the torture? epic battle.

DJ_Northstar 01-12-2007 11:15 PM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
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Um. Neither. One is a professional gambler and the other a fictional character?????

[/ QUOTE ]get pozzed

feesjah 01-12-2007 11:18 PM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
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fictional character

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stfu bitch

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so you like girls ?

LucidDream 01-12-2007 11:22 PM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
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Um. Neither. One is a professional gambler and the other a fictional character?????

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blasphemy

yellowsub 01-12-2007 11:26 PM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
[ QUOTE ]
would jack bauer be able to torture patrik antonius' hand out of him after patrik check raised him on the river? and then would patrik be able to seduce jack into stopping the torture? epic battle.

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gold. im pretty sure it would come down to jack screaming "I CANT GUARANTEE YOUR SAFETY!" to the whole casino, and the mighty PA would just fold his hand and resign his cihps.

DJ_Northstar 01-12-2007 11:27 PM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
DAMMIT

MusashiStyle 01-12-2007 11:34 PM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
Bauer all day.

alphatmw 01-12-2007 11:42 PM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
Bauer: TELL ME WHAT YOU HAVE! WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!
Antonius: tournament director! is he allowed to threaten to cut out my eye?
Tournament Director: why aren't you wearing a shirt patrik?

tufat23 01-12-2007 11:58 PM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f3...ntitled-77.jpg



if there was option 3: gay i'm gonna assume it wouldnt get many votes

Riverman 01-13-2007 12:06 AM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
Jack Bauer.

Riverman 01-13-2007 12:08 AM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
"I'M A FEDERAL AGENT!!!!!!!!"

CaseS87 01-13-2007 12:13 AM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
my name is JACK BAUER and IM A FEDERAL AGENT.

Gildwulf 01-13-2007 12:15 AM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
NOT PICKING JACK BAUER IS SOOO GAY

LeatherFace 01-13-2007 12:21 AM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
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Bauer all day.

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and Antonius all night

Clayton 01-13-2007 12:23 AM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
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Bauer all day.

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and Antonius all night

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this may be the greatest thing ive read all year

btw votes are still like, tied. just as i had hoped. lets see who pulls out a close victory before season premiere [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

Wondercall 01-13-2007 12:31 AM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
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Bauer all day.

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and Antonius all night

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LOL

FoldEqu1ty 01-13-2007 12:51 AM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
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Bauer all day.

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and Antonius all night

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LOL

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augie_ 01-13-2007 12:54 AM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
it's weird. antonius is clearly a very pretty man, but Bauer has killed hundreds of people. he is also very brave and an american hero.

also, it is very clear that if antonius and bauer had a gay encounter, antonius would be the catcher.

catalyst 01-13-2007 01:00 AM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
HOW IS THIS CLOSE? Get your heads out of your asses, Jack Bauer shoots innocent women in the kneecaps, he is the clear winnar here.

augie_ 01-13-2007 01:01 AM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
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"I'M A FEDERAL AGENT!!!!!!!!"

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Some day when I am very bored I would like to do this: Watch every season of 24 and count the number of times someone says "not far from here." seriously.

peachy 01-13-2007 01:02 AM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
Jeez...I gotta come on the forums more often...hes just been mentioned everywhere lately and is by far one of the better looking poker players!!!

benza13 01-13-2007 01:22 AM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
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Jeez...I gotta come on the forums more often...hes just been mentioned everywhere lately and is by far one of the better looking poker players!!!

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This entire forum has a giant (possibly unhealthy) man-crush on Antonius.

That said, PA ftw!!!

Grey 01-13-2007 01:58 AM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
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"I'M A FEDERAL AGENT!!!!!!!!"

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Some day when I am very bored I would like to do this: Watch every season of 24 and count the number of times someone says "not far from here." seriously.

[/ QUOTE ]Or count how many people almost rape his daughter. I think in the first couple seasons it was like ten.

lacrymosa 01-13-2007 02:18 AM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
michael scofield FTW

jaustin 01-13-2007 02:32 AM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
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antonius and its not close.

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standard fyp

List 01-13-2007 02:33 AM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
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Um. Neither. One is a professional gambler and the other a fictional character?????

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I did not know that Jack Bauer was also a professional gambler.

CheckRaise 01-13-2007 02:42 AM

Re: Patrik Antonius or Jack Bauer
 
Jack Bauer sucks, Antonius ftw


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