I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

Congrats to Bravos, this time. Shadow, you're going to have to do better than an uninspired quip about making things more about you.

Also, here's looking forward to another ugly Seahawks win over da Bears this Sunday!

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

AA <62s

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 82988102
$10/$20 Texas Hold'em (Split Limit) - 15:53:48 12-01-2007 ET
Table 'Round of Betting (6 Max)', 6 seats max, Real money
Seat 3 is the button. Small Blind $5, Big Blind $10
Note: seat IDs range from 0 to 5
Player 4: Small Blind ($5)
Player 5: Big Blind ($10)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to Hero: [A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]]
Player 0: Fold
Hero: Raise ($20)
Player 2: Fold
Player 3: Fold
Player 4: Fold
Player 5: Call ($10)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]]
Player 5: Check ($0)
Hero: Bet ($10)
Player 5: Raise ($20)
Hero: Raise ($20)
Player 5: Call ($10)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]]
Player 5: Bet ($20)
Hero: Raise ($40)
Player 5: Call ($20)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]]
Player 5: Check ($0)
Hero: Bet ($20)
Player 5: Raise ($40)
Hero: Call ($20)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
Player 5: Show Cards ($0)
Hero: Muck ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $262, Rake $3
Summary Hero: bet $120, won $0, net $-120, HoleCards [A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]]
Summary Player 5: bet $130, won $262, net $132, HoleCards [2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]],
HiHand [a straight, four to eight] [8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]], won $262 from
main pot

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

also thx for whoever gave me a undertitle, I <3 it [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

Today, I made a sandwich. Like this:

BREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREAD BREADBREADBREADBREAD
MAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMA YOMAYOMAYO
TOMATOTOMATOTOMATOTOMATOTOMATOTOMATOTOMATOTOMATOTO MATOTOMATO
CHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECH EESECHEESECHEESE
HAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHA MHAMHAMHAM
DIJONDIJONDIJONDIJONDIJONDIJONDIJONDIJONDIJONDIJON DIJONDIJONDIJONDIJONDIJON
BREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREAD BREADBREADBREADBREAD
MAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMA YOMAYOMAYO
LETTUCELETTUCELETTUCELETTUCELETTUCELETTUCELETTUCEL ETTUCELETTUCELETTUCE
HAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHA MHAMHAMHAM
DIJONDIJONDIJONDIJONDIJONDIJONDIJONDIJONDIJONDIJON DIJONDIJONDIJONDIJONDIJON
BREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREAD BREADBREADBREADBREAD

Very good.

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

Too much bread, you'll end up the size of a house.

Oh, and

5

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

SAMMICH

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

awww, what happned to this asshat country line?!?

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

i was just going to post this in the other nc thread

http://www.polarinstruments.com/prod...0no-MPA204.jpg

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

That's a great pic. I'll likely be stealing it.

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

i dont feel like playing pokah. who wants to play dota?

Snitch_ on uswest.

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

what is dota?

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

What's Inferno's undertitle mean?

So I play a 3+.30 Rebuy tournament this afternoon. It was as insane as I expected, and I feel dirty.

(edit: arrggh, left this open on the edit screen)

I go and eat dinner and forget I had registered for a $2.50... made it to 540th sitting out, meh.

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

[ QUOTE ]
what is dota?

[/ QUOTE ]

best game evar.

www.dota-allstars.com

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/198...plekillxj2.jpg

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

meh.. never got into RPGs, especially MMORPGs... don't you know they suck the life out of you and make you fat and pimply. Didn't you see the documentary that was aired on southpark? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Edit: Proof below!!!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...mputer_lab.jpg

Don't say I did not warn you!

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

OMG - the computer people from work just came over to install a new work computer

http://www.notebookreview.com/assets/8877.jpg

I'm only allowed to use it for work - NO POKER!!!!

I can't believe I'm jealous of my own computer [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

[ QUOTE ]
OMG - the computer people from work just came over to install a new work computer



I'm only allowed to use it for work - NO POKER!!!!

I can't believe I'm jealous of my own computer [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

Good lord how did anyone convince anyone that you needed that for work? I hope they don't give you admin rights on it like I'm stuck with. Bastard.

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

well we read x-rays from home so our computers are pretty high end - people don't like it when you look at a 12" monitor and tell them "I think you either have cancer or there is a smudge on my monitor."

so I suffer through

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

ok, so my wife says, 'we might be going to xxx's later.. I'm going to a yyy party (like tupperware, but food), I won't be late.'

So I didn't start drinking, and I haven't been poekering, since we might be going to xxx's.

It's 9:10pm.. still haven't heard.

I just finished a beer.

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

[ QUOTE ]
well we read x-rays from home so our computers are pretty high end - people don't like it when you look at a 12" monitor and tell them "I think you either have cancer or there is a smudge on my monitor."

so I suffer through

[/ QUOTE ]

Hmm, I guess no hotlinking... let me try that again...

http://www.laptopsdirect.co.uk/images_products/369.jpg

This is my computer.. the image from the Czech computer seller was the most interesting (and slightly NSFW (not suitable for wives)). This one isn't. I'm lucky to have this. My employer took away my cellphone.

edit: verdict is in, we're staying... pfffffft! (that's another beer opening)

editedit: Bravos you hear from that barnyard bingo in boston? (teehee)

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

What's weirder having AA 5 times in 300 hands or having them hold up each time?

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

[ QUOTE ]
meh.. never got into RPGs, especially MMORPGs... don't you know they suck the life out of you and make you fat and pimply. Didn't you see the documentary that was aired on southpark?

[/ QUOTE ]

Too bad that's an RTS. ;P

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
what is dota?

[/ QUOTE ]

best game evar.

www.dota-allstars.com

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/198...plekillxj2.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

mush on steroids

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

[ QUOTE ]
OMG - the computer people from work just came over to install a new work computer

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/7163/8877mg4.jpg

I'm only allowed to use it for work - NO POKER!!!!

I can't believe I'm jealous of my own computer [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]
This made me laugh pretty good!

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

[ QUOTE ]

editedit: Bravos you hear from that barnyard bingo in boston? (teehee)

[/ QUOTE ]

mope.. that bizatch hasn't emailed me back yet!!

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

Stars .50/1 is currently beating me for .60/100 over 7k hands.

What's that? I have KK and you have J5s? You want to call down to runner runner your flush? SURE!

What's that? You're a loose passive player and you just limped and I'm in late position with ATos? Hey! There's an ace on the board! checkbetcallcheckbetcallcheckbetcall! HEY THERE, YOU HAVE AKos! ALRIGHT! SHIP IT

and here are two of the very BEST [censored] HANDS:

Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.50/$1
8 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (8 players) nerdking is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#cc0000">MP1 raises</font>, MP2 folds, CO calls, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">nerdking 3-bets</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, CO calls.

Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (12.5SB, 4 players)
<font color="#cc0000">nerdking bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">MP1 3-bets</font>, CO folds, nerdking calls, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 caps</font>, MP1 calls, nerdking calls.

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (12.25BB, 3 players)
nerdking checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">MP1 raises</font>, nerdking calls, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">MP1 caps</font>, nerdking calls, UTG+1 calls.

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (24.25BB, 3 players)
nerdking folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">MP1 raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">MP1 caps</font>, UTG+1 calls.

Results:
Final pot: 32.25BB

Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.50/$1
8 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (8 players) nerdking is SB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG calls, 4 folds, Button calls, nerdking calls, BB checks.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4SB, 4 players)
<font color="#cc0000">nerdking bets</font>, BB calls, UTG calls, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises</font>, nerdking calls, BB calls, UTG calls.

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6BB, 4 players)
<font color="#cc0000">nerdking bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises</font>, UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">Button 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">nerdking caps</font>, BB calls, Button calls.

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (18BB, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">nerdking bets</font>, BB calls, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">nerdking 3-bets</font>, BB calls, <font color="#cc0000">Button caps</font>, nerdking calls, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 30BB

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

http://www.softforpoker.com/flash/

Congratulations, test is over! You've got 175 points out of 200. Good, you can easily beat low limits.

This test was made by deranged from 2+2 forum, and presented to you by 'Soft for Poker'.

i got 10 and 11 wrong :/ i feel so ashamed

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

180/200.

<font color="white">I did not cap with AKo in a giant pot, coldcalled with KQo after a LAG raise and one coldcall and a tight player coldcall, and folded JTs on the button to an open raise from a slightly lag CO.</font>

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

6/10 on the sng one. I [censored] hate tournaments. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

lol.. I thing the SnG one is WAAAAYYYY mre interesting...

He should put the effort into that one that went into the limit one. I got 8/10

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

yeah the sng one was quite difficult, almost all of them depends on the villain's calling range

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...e=0#Post6007601

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

187/200

getting drunkern until the dogs stop barking in my head.

stupid dogs. more Jack Daniels...

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

this nc thread sucks.

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

QUIT CRYING YOUNGSTER

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

171/200

I had to take the damn think 3 times to find my score. I answered the same every time, i promise. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

<font color="white"> some were interesting. you definately need to take into consideration your postflop skill level when making some of those decisions. I didn't raise ATs in bb, cold called KQo after tight player cold calls</font>.

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[ QUOTE ]
this nc thread sucks.

[/ QUOTE ]

Drink more. It'll get better.

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

[ QUOTE ]
http://www.softforpoker.com/flash/

Congratulations, test is over! You've got 175 points out of 200. Good, you can easily beat low limits.

This test was made by deranged from 2+2 forum, and presented to you by 'Soft for Poker'.

i got 10 and 11 wrong :/ i feel so ashamed

[/ QUOTE ]

Haha, I remember the thread this was based on, but I'm gonna take it anyway.

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

I KNOW I'M DRIKNING AND ITS FANTABULOUS.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 is a soothing balm for the hurting. What say you Joel and the 'bots?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boLMIC3qgPo

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

WTF this thing doesn't autoscore, that makes it worse than the thread. Here's the thread I'm talking about:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...rt=all&amp;vc=1

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...rt=all&amp;vc=1

As an aside, I've been wondering why my PFR is kinda high compared to my VPIP (I'm like 19/13) and I'm thinking it has to do with suited connectors vs. late position raises.

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
this nc thread sucks.

[/ QUOTE ]

Drink more. It'll get better.

[/ QUOTE ]

have to make the monies for two more hours.

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/4435/ownri2.jpg

<font color="white"> muck that jts pf, it's trash. </font>

Re: I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)
 

[ QUOTE ]
WTF this thing doesn't autoscore, that makes it worse than the thread.

[/ QUOTE ]

yeah it does, you just have to scroll down after the last scenario to see your score.