Newhizzle loses $50k in ultra high limit shuffleboard match
 

I had just finished some more overpriced crap food here at Atlantis when I run into hizzle, savagegamble, another live high limit grinder from commerce, tommyboy and monkdog from stars who are headed to the beach for some late night shuffleboard action.

I decide to change my reclusive plan of Sopranos in bed and join them in some degenerite sports gambling. I start off playing $10/point with monkdog and play like a total fish. Actually, he decided to let me off the hook for what was supposed to be a $20/point round since he's a nice guy.

I practice up and get a serious 16 rounds or so versus a similarly bad opponent, tommyboy for $10/point. I go on quick rush and I'm playing really calm. Every shot is slow and calculated, kinda like when I'm bowling. He then proceeds to go on huge rush and I go on some serious monkey tilt. I'm not joking. I was really pissed; hitting the brush with the stick and yelling. For a second there I saw fear in tommys eyes when he thought I might whack him next. Total shuffleboard loss for evening was about $1200. Losing that kinda money and then handing over the hundreds in person is much more painful than losing digital money.

Since I was preocupied with my match, I can't give a full account of the hizzle vs savagement match. What I can say for sure is that the betting escalated very quickly and ended at $500/point with another degen crossbooking hizzle's action for another $200/point. Each push of the disc would result in thousand dollar swings. All told I can confirm another 'bloodbath' for hizzle, one among many on this trip. What an 'animal'.

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wow, i'm watching sopranos in the room too

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I had just finished some more overpriced crap food here at Atlantis when I run into hizzle, savagegamble, another live high limit grinder from commerce, tommyboy and monkdog from stars who are headed to the beach for some late night shuffleboard action.

I decide to change my reclusive plan of Sopranos in bed and join them in some degenerite sports gambling. I start off playing $10/point with monkdog and play like a total fish. Actually, he decided to let me off the hook for what was supposed to be a $20/point round since he's a nice guy.

I practice up and get a serious 16 rounds or so versus a similarly bad opponent, tommyboy for $10/point. I go on quick rush and I'm playing really calm. Every shot is slow and calculated, kinda like when I'm bowling. He then proceeds to go on huge rush and I go on some serious monkey tilt. I'm not joking. I was really pissed; hitting the brush with the stick and yelling. For a second there I saw fear in tommys eyes when he thought I might whack him next. Total shuffleboard loss for evening was about $1200. Losing that kinda money and then handing over the hundreds in person is much more painful than losing digital money.

Since I was preocupied with my match, I can't give a full account of the hizzle vs savagement match. What I can say for sure is that the betting escalated very quickly and ended at $500/point with some another guy crossbooking hizzle's action for another $200/point. Each push of the disc would result in thousand dollar swings. All told I can confirm another 'bloodbath' for hizzle, one among many on this trip. What an 'addict'.

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Raptor just got back to this room, he an durrrr are up 4300 playing 100 a point (after being down 2600 in the first game[$6900 swing].) raptor had to comeback here b/c his gf was being sketched out by a bunch of poker players. durrrr still at it... details to follow "holla"

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what does sketched out mean?

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what does sketched out mean?

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bothered in white boy terms

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actually the first night was more like 40k, like 35 to devmo, and like 5 to either casey or danny, just got bloodbathed again tonight for another 30 or 40k to durrrr and raptor and apathy, hasnt been a good trip so far at the shuffleboard tables, but i might have to stay another day to get even

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but i might have to stay another day to get even

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Or cut your losses immediately since you're apparently terrible at shuffleboard. It's already cost you $80,000 and you didn't get anal.

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wtf is shuffleboard?

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To those who asked:

what does sketched out mean?

and

wtf is shuffleboard?

Let me introduce you to google.com. I didnt know the answer to either myself, now i do.

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how can you not know what shuffleboard is?

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wtf is shuffleboard?

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http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9871/docclockfc0.jpg

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/7...leboardld0.jpg

...although I guess this is lost on someone who doesn't actually know what shuffleboard really is.

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NSFW shuffleboard

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but i might have to stay another day to get even

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Or cut your losses immediately since you're apparently terrible at shuffleboard. It's already cost you $80,000 and you didn't get anal.

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Sounds like he did get anal ... 'cept he was on the bottom.

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wtf is shuffleboard?

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http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9871/docclockfc0.jpg

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/7...leboardld0.jpg

...although I guess this is lost on someone who doesn't actually know what shuffleboard really is.

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I think they might be talking about outside shuffleboard, not bar shuffleboard.

James

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lol, awesome

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HIZZLE DONT PLAY ANYMORE
I have on good authority that you were actually playing DOYLE, BILLY BALDWIN AND EL DIABLO IN MASKS. You cannot beat the elderly at that game.

--GA

PS: Never Trust Anyone.

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HIZZLE DONT PLAY ANYMORE
I have on good authority that you were actually playing DOYLE, BILLY BALDWIN AND EL DIABLO IN MASKS. You cannot beat the elderly at that game.

--GA

PS: Never Trust Anyone.

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OMG, this is awesome on so many levels.

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HIZZLE DONT PLAY ANYMORE
I have on good authority that you were actually playing DOYLE, BILLY BALDWIN AND EL DIABLO IN MASKS. You cannot beat the elderly at that game.

--GA

PS: Never Trust Anyone.

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OMG, this is awesome on so many levels.

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I was picturing:

http://www.tradgames.org.uk/images/gilbert1.jpg

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GA rofllll

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HIZZLE DONT PLAY ANYMORE
I have on good authority that you were actually playing DOYLE, BILLY BALDWIN AND EL DIABLO IN MASKS. You cannot beat the elderly at that game.

--GA

PS: Never Trust Anyone.

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OMG, this is awesome on so many levels.

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QFT.

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I was picturing:

http://www.tradgames.org.uk/images/gilbert1.jpg

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Pretty sure that's what it is.
"hitting the brush with the stick"
"headed to the beach"
"sports betting" (Bar shuffle board is not a sport, whereas outdoor shuffleboard obviously is)

Anyways, I didn't realize this was played by anyone under the age of 55, not visiting their grandparents. It's awesome that it was for some high stakes gambling.

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So it was outdoor shuffleboard? Bar shuffleboard is like the most fun game of all time.

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they were in the bahamas and at the beach.

I assumed it was the outdoor shuffleboard variety.

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So it was outdoor shuffleboard? Bar shuffleboard is like the most fun game of all time.

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Bar Shuffleboard after you know the bar owner and adjust the board and the slants before you play someone for money is very +EV

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lol diabloisoldaments.

rj

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GA, RJ:

FU.

10k HU bingo challenge?

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Newhizzle: Are you related to Matusow somehow?

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actually the first night was more like 40k, like 35 to devmo, and like 5 to either casey or danny, just got bloodbathed again tonight for another 30 or 40k to durrrr and raptor and apathy, hasnt been a good trip so far at the shuffleboard tables, but i might have to stay another day to get even

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So much for never playing shuffleboard again?

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wtf is shuffleboard?

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http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9871/docclockfc0.jpg

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/7...leboardld0.jpg

...although I guess this is lost on someone who doesn't actually know what shuffleboard really is.

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This is table shuffleboard. They are playing regular shuffleboard.

It's an old people sport in retirement communities and resorts:

http://www.llanogranderesort.com/sli...urts%20025.jpg

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actually the first night was more like 40k, like 35 to devmo, and like 5 to either casey or danny, just got bloodbathed again tonight for another 30 or 40k to durrrr and raptor and apathy, hasnt been a good trip so far at the shuffleboard tables, but i might have to stay another day to get even

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Mark,

I'm sorry sorry I'm not there. If there was more time, it would be worth flying me down. I could bail you out. I spent many hours with my brother and cousins as a kid playing shuffleboard as we spent the summers with our grandparents. I have not lost a step in the sparring amounts I have played since.

Good luck,
Joe Tall

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lol gotta love it. newhizzle maybe we can play some foozeball one day? the more i read about what a degenerate you are and how you spew money, the more credibility brandi is gaining.

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enjoy the memories mark at this rate theyre all youll have left

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mark,

are you competitive at ping pong, foosball, or frolf? if so, pm me.

thanks,

chuddo

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GA, RJ:

FU.

10k HU bingo challenge?

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http://www.hbo.com/larrydavid/img/ca...cast_larry.jpg

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Jesus, I knew the bar shuffleboard would go over the head of some idiots, but not the whole lot of you. Did everyone see the pics and rush their fat little finger to the keyboard without reading the following sentence, or what?

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RDH - fwiw, I knew what you meant and knew you were joking.

My response was only to jah7 who actually asked, "so this was outdoor shuffleboard?" as if it was actually in doubt.

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All told I can confirm another 'bloodbath' for hizzle, one among many on this trip. What an 'animal'.

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I hope you gave him the traditional compensatory hand job.