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Entity 01-04-2007 09:58 PM

LOLOL
 
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
4 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG calls, 2 folds, 2 folds, Hero checks.

Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2.67SB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, UTG calls.

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2.33BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises</font>, Hero calls.

River: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6.33BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, UTG calls.

Results:
Final pot: 12.33BB
Hero Shows 10s 4h
UTG mucks 7d 8d

bdams19 01-04-2007 10:00 PM

Re: LOLOL
 
impossible

kidcolin 01-04-2007 10:01 PM

Re: LOLOL
 
7 8 9 10.. [censored] ME TO TEARS!

Case Closed 01-04-2007 10:02 PM

Re: LOLOL
 
I hate jokes about limit holdem.

lippy 01-04-2007 10:08 PM

Re: LOLOL
 
This has to be up there with one of the worst calls ever.

yid3655 01-04-2007 10:12 PM

Re: LOLOL
 
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This has to be up there with one of the worst calls ever.

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pot odds

cameronw01 01-04-2007 10:24 PM

Re: LOLOL
 
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I hate jokes about limit holdem.

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Limit holdem is a joke.

wpr101 01-04-2007 10:40 PM

Re: LOLOL
 
How much did you lose do his crazy metagame call?

rowdyclassmate 01-05-2007 12:02 AM

Re: LOLOL
 

It appears that was:

A nice late Christmas present.

bigballz 01-05-2007 12:06 AM

Re: LOLOL
 
never fold for 1 bet on the river

Zaid_Ahmed 01-05-2007 12:11 AM

Re: LOLOL
 
If you don't make a boat on the river, but a club appears, you're still calling his bluff. Thus making the game of minibet holdem a complete farce.

React1oN 01-05-2007 12:24 AM

Re: LOLOL
 
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This has to be up there with one of the worst calls ever.

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AE6 01-05-2007 12:25 AM

Re: LOLOL
 
i love poker

Sponger. 01-05-2007 12:26 AM

Re: LOLOL
 
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How much did you lose do his crazy metagame call?

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lol that made me laugh really hard

React1oN 01-05-2007 12:45 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
How much did you lose do his crazy metagame call?

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lol that made me laugh really hard

[/ QUOTE ]haha

alphatmw 01-05-2007 12:48 AM

Re: LOLOL
 
Text results appended to pokerstove.txt

990 games 0.110 secs 9,000 games/sec

Board: 6c 4c Td 3c Tc
Dead:

equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 02.020% 01.82% 00.20% 18 2.00 { 8d7d }
Hand 1: 97.980% 97.78% 00.20% 968 2.00 { random }


gotta admit.. when he's right.. he's a GOD

Eulysses 01-05-2007 04:39 AM

Re: LOLOL
 
8 high has to be good on a paired 4 flush board sometime...

LOL thanks for the laughs OP

MotorBoatingSOB 01-05-2007 05:08 AM

Re: LOLOL
 
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This has to be up there with one of the worst calls ever.

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I once raised a guy on the river on an 88663 board and he called with 22. Can't find the hand in my PT database cause I don't remember what I had.

cameronw01 01-05-2007 05:42 AM

Re: LOLOL
 
[ QUOTE ]
Text results appended to pokerstove.txt

990 games 0.110 secs 9,000 games/sec

Board: 6c 4c Td 3c Tc
Dead:

equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 02.020% 01.82% 00.20% 18 2.00 { 8d7d }
Hand 1: 97.980% 97.78% 00.20% 968 2.00 { random }


gotta admit.. when he's right.. he's a GOD

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God, I think you mean King!

Full Tilt Poker Game #928921427: Table Tiger (heads up) - $500/$1000 - Limit Hold'em - 23:43:26 ET - 2006/08/23
Seat 1: eastsideslim ($113,579)
Seat 2: TexasLimitKing ($53,004)
TexasLimitKing posts the small blind of $250
eastsideslim posts the big blind of $500
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
TexasLimitKing raises to $1,000
eastsideslim calls $500
*** FLOP *** [Qc 2d 6h]
eastsideslim checks
TexasLimitKing bets $500
eastsideslim raises to $1,000
TexasLimitKing calls $500
*** TURN *** [Qc 2d 6h] [Qs]
eastsideslim bets $1,000
TexasLimitKing calls $1,000
helstock (Observer): killing tex
*** RIVER *** [Qc 2d 6h Qs] [6d]
eastsideslim bets $1,000
TexasLimitKing calls $1,000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
eastsideslim shows [3s 3d] (two pair, Queens and Sixes)
TexasLimitKing shows [4d 4c] (two pair, Queens and Sixes)
TexasLimitKing wins the pot ($7,999.50) with two pair, Queens and Sixes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $8,000 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qc 2d 6h Qs 6d]
Seat 1: eastsideslim (big blind) showed [3s 3d] and lost with two pair, Queens and Sixes
Seat 2: TexasLimitKing (small blind) showed [4d 4c] and won ($7,999.50) with two pair, Queens and Sixes

JAA 01-05-2007 06:05 AM

Re: LOLOL
 
[ QUOTE ]
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This has to be up there with one of the worst calls ever.

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I once raised a guy on the river on an 88663 board and he called with 22. Can't find the hand in my PT database cause I don't remember what I had.

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IMO that's not even as bad, because at least in the 22 case we can speculate that the dude misread the board and didn't realize he was counterfeited....But the 8 high calldown is pure spiciness

- Jeff

tom10167 01-05-2007 06:18 AM

Re: LOLOL
 
I agree. pocket twos has two pair with the board kicker, this guy is beating like 12 hands... and that's including suits.


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