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good2cu 01-02-2007 08:31 AM

I own mike mautsow
 
Full Tilt Poker Game #1517587487: Table Kennedy (6 max) - $50/$100 - No Limit Hold'em - 7:24:25 ET - 2007/01/02
Seat 1: buck99 ($10,000), is sitting out
Seat 2: eastsideslim ($9,995)
Seat 3: Mike Matusow ($8,799)
Seat 4: sbrugby ($15,194)
Seat 5: good2cu ($11,147)
Seat 6: noataima ($25,362.75)
good2cu posts the small blind of $50
noataima posts the big blind of $100
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to good2cu [Th Ah]
eastsideslim folds
Mike Matusow raises to $350
sbrugby folds
good2cu calls $300
noataima folds
*** FLOP *** [8d 5h Ks]
buck99 stands up
eastsideslim: how do u tolerate the dumb animals chat
good2cu checks
Mike Matusow bets $700
good2cu calls $700
*** TURN *** [8d 5h Ks] [Kd]
good2cu checks
Spiked adds $14,895
Mike Matusow bets $2,000
good2cu calls $2,000
*** RIVER *** [8d 5h Ks Kd] [Kh]
good2cu checks
Mike Matusow checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Mike Matusow shows [9s Ts] (three of a kind, Kings)
good2cu shows [Th Ah] (three of a kind, Kings)
good2cu wins the pot ($6,197) with three of a kind, Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $6,200 | Rake $3
Board: [8d 5h Ks Kd Kh]
Seat 1: buck99 is sitting out
Seat 2: eastsideslim didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Mike Matusow showed [9s Ts] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 4: sbrugby (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: good2cu (small blind) showed [Th Ah] and won ($6,197) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 6: noataima (big blind) folded before the Flop

I own mike mautsow and then he talks [censored] in chat. I was snap calling river too btw.

forgot
Mike Matusow: lol
good2cu: shipitholla
Mike Matusow: hes a idiot that im gonnabust
good2cu: holla!
eastsideslim: turbo sess?
good2cu: im wearing my new shipitholla T shirt
eastsideslim: am i right?
good2cu: holla holla holla
good2cu: my new shipitholla Tshirt lets me read
souls
eastsideslim: lol
eastsideslim: i got some money for u
eastsideslim: u at pca yet?
good2cu: no.. not there
eastsideslim: couldnt any faster
good2cu: somone come play 25-50 with me.. im
borde
Mike Matusow: i willusuck
good2cu: sweeeeeeet
eastsideslim: can i book your action?

Off to multiable him HU!

good2cu 01-02-2007 08:34 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
I also dropped 10 BIs at 10/20 and am on mega tilt. Time to multitable 25/50 and 50/100 and get even. holla.

good2cu 01-02-2007 08:48 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
Full Tilt Poker Game #1517621660: Table Rock Port (6 max) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 7:45:45 ET - 2007/01/02
Seat 1: good2cu ($4,925)
Seat 3: Mike Matusow ($2,774.50)
Seat 4: smokingjoep ($5,000)
good2cu posts the small blind of $25
Mike Matusow posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to good2cu [Ac 5c]
good2cu raises to $150
Mike Matusow calls $100
*** FLOP *** [Ad 3d 8s]
Mike Matusow checks
good2cu checks
*** TURN *** [Ad 3d 8s] [7h]
Mike Matusow bets $300
good2cu calls $300
*** RIVER *** [Ad 3d 8s 7h] [Qc]
Mike Matusow has 15 seconds left to act
Mike Matusow bets $900
good2cu calls $900
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Mike Matusow shows [9d Kd] (Ace King high)
good2cu shows [Ac 5c] (a pair of Aces)
good2cu wins the pot ($2,699.50) with a pair of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,700 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Ad 3d 8s 7h Qc]
Seat 1: good2cu (small blind) showed [Ac 5c] and won ($2,699.50) with a pair of Aces
Seat 3: Mike Matusow (big blind) showed [9d Kd] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 4: smokingjoep is sitting out

grando 01-02-2007 08:50 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
I only see you by yourself

grando 01-02-2007 08:52 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
railing the 1 table

good2cu 01-02-2007 08:56 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
Full Tilt Poker Game #1517635075: Table Rock Port (6 max) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 7:54:01 ET - 2007/01/02
Seat 1: good2cu ($5,674)
Seat 3: Mike Matusow ($2,023.50)
Seat 5: hassanb1 ($5,000), is sitting out
Mike Matusow posts the small blind of $25
good2cu posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to good2cu [9d 9h]
Mike Matusow raises to $2,023.50, and is all in
good2cu has 15 seconds left to act
hassanb1: mike u on tilt?
good2cu calls $1,973.50
Mike Matusow shows [5d Jd]
HoosierAlum sits down
good2cu shows [9d 9h]
hassanb1: lol
*** FLOP *** [5s 7c 7s]
*** TURN *** [5s 7c 7s] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [5s 7c 7s 2d] [8d]
HoosierAlum adds $5,000
Mike Matusow shows two pair, Sevens and Fives
good2cu shows two pair, Nines and Sevens
good2cu wins the pot ($4,046.50) with two pair, Nines and Sevens
hassanb1: j5?
Mike Matusow is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4,047 | Rake $0.50
Board: [5s 7c 7s 2d 8d]
Seat 1: good2cu (big blind) showed [9d 9h] and won ($4,046.50) with two pair, Nines and Sevens
Seat 3: Mike Matusow (small blind) showed [5d Jd] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Fives
Seat 5: hassanb1 is sitting out

grando 01-02-2007 08:57 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
lol j5 that is classic

I'm surprised it took you that long to call

JustinWilliams 01-02-2007 08:59 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
railing, gl

grando 01-02-2007 09:07 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
i_wanna_be_m (Observer): i have an idea for a tshirt
mikey23861: whats up mike
Dealer: good2cu wins the pot ($699)
i_wanna_be_m (Observer): "www.shipitholla.com - 404 ERROR NO
BANDWIDTH"
....
bigstack1980 (Observer): TSHIRT - MIKES AT A ATM SAYING SHIP
IT...

Full Tilt Poker Game #1517652119: Table Rock Port (6 max) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 8:04:42 ET - 2007/01/02
Seat 1: good2cu ($8,069.50)
Seat 3: Mike Matusow ($7,276)
Seat 4: smokingjoep ($5,000)
Seat 6: sixpack0224 ($0), is sitting out
Mike Matusow posts the small blind of $25
smokingjoep has 5 seconds left to act
smokingjoep posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
good2cu raises to $175
Mike Matusow raises to $575
smokingjoep folds
good2cu calls $400
*** FLOP *** [6s Kd Qh]
Mike Matusow bets $1,200
good2cu has 15 seconds left to act
good2cu calls $1,200
*** TURN *** [6s Kd Qh] [9d]
Mike Matusow bets $3,600
good2cu has 15 seconds left to act
Mike Matusow: put e allin
Mike Matusow: please
good2cu folds
Uncalled bet of $3,600 returned to Mike Matusow
Mike Matusow: get me out of my misery
Mike Matusow shows [4s 5s] (King Queen high)
Mike Matusow wins the pot ($3,599)
Viffer sits down
Mike Matusow: ty
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3,600 | Rake $1
Board: [6s Kd Qh 9d]
Seat 1: good2cu (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 3: Mike Matusow (small blind) collected ($3,599)
Seat 4: smokingjoep (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: sixpack0224 is sitting out

grando 01-02-2007 09:13 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
20k on 2 50/100 tables - quick doubleups?

nath 01-02-2007 09:19 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
[ QUOTE ]
Mike Matusow: hes a idiot that im gonnabust

[/ QUOTE ]
when he says [censored] like this you should fire back with something like "who's going to loan you the money to bust me"

JustinWilliams 01-02-2007 09:19 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
Jay At Tripaces (Observer): holla. make a t-shirt
"Mikey the new holla boys housecleaner"

anyone else find this amusing?

grando 01-02-2007 09:21 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
Full Tilt Poker Game #1517670111: Table Bordley (6 max) - $50/$100 - No Limit Hold'em - 8:15:49 ET - 2007/01/02
Seat 3: noataima ($10,699)
Seat 6: good2cu ($20,892.50)
noataima posts the small blind of $50
good2cu posts the big blind of $100
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
noataima raises to $300
good2cu raises to $1,000
noataima calls $700
*** FLOP *** [Ah Ad Qs]
good2cu bets $1,200
noataima calls $1,200
*** TURN *** [Ah Ad Qs] [4s]
good2cu checks
noataima bets $4,400
good2cu has 15 seconds left to act
good2cu raises to $8,800
noataima calls $4,099, and is all in
good2cu shows [Qh Qc]
noataima shows [Qd 9d]
Uncalled bet of $301 returned to good2cu
*** RIVER *** [Ah Ad Qs 4s] [5d]
good2cu shows a full house, Queens full of Aces
noataima shows two pair, Aces and Queens
good2cu wins the pot ($21,397.50) with a full house, Queens full of Aces
noataima is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $21,398 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Ah Ad Qs 4s 5d]
Seat 3: noataima (small blind) showed [Qd 9d] and lost with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 6: good2cu (big blind) showed [Qh Qc] and won ($21,397.50) with a full house, Queens full of Aces

JustinWilliams 01-02-2007 09:24 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Mike Matusow: hes a idiot that im gonnabust

[/ QUOTE ]
when he says [censored] like this you should fire back with something like "who are you going to give a wristy to loan you the money to bust me"

[/ QUOTE ]

peachy 01-02-2007 09:37 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
YAY!! go you!!! Im bored ill watch!!!

goldtoes 01-02-2007 09:38 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
ouch for the river on the one hand and ouch for the 33 hand

NewTeaBag 01-02-2007 09:38 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
Man! Your gettin hosed on those 17 outer combo draws...

grando 01-02-2007 09:39 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
[ QUOTE ]
Man! Your gettin hosed on those coin flips

[/ QUOTE ]

lippy 01-02-2007 09:41 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
Wow, a railbird made me laugh

RelaxedRiley (Observer): Can I please lend you $5 MIKE?....no fee

bigshowmack 01-02-2007 09:48 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
good2cu has like 112K spread over 5 tables right now

swinging for the fences = balla

especially when you jump from 10/20 to 200/400

bigshowmack 01-02-2007 09:48 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
good2cu are you wasted or is this just sober tilt?

JustinWilliams 01-02-2007 09:48 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
[ QUOTE ]
Wow, a railbird made me laugh

RelaxedRiley (Observer): Can I please lend you $5 MIKE?....no fee

[/ QUOTE ]

he got burned for that in the chat 2 say stop begging...funny though

HEK 01-02-2007 10:04 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
[ QUOTE ]
200/400

[/ QUOTE ]

gogoggggoogogogogooooooooooooooo!!!!!

lippy 01-02-2007 10:22 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
ROFL

Full Tilt Poker Game #1517772905: Table Kennedy (6 max) - $50/$100 - No Limit Hold'em - 9:14:01 ET - 2007/01/02
Seat 1: Mike Matusow ($37,045)
Seat 2: tommyboy83 ($10,391)
Seat 3: pareshjain ($10,897)
Seat 5: good2cu ($10,000)
Seat 6: noataima ($26,524.75)
noataima posts the small blind of $50
Mike Matusow posts the big blind of $100
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
tommyboy83 folds
pareshjain folds
good2cu raises to $350
noataima folds
Mike Matusow raises to $1,100
good2cu calls $750
*** FLOP *** [4d 3d 7h]
Mike Matusow bets $2,250
good2cu calls $2,250
*** TURN *** [4d 3d 7h] [Tc]
Mike Matusow bets $33,695, and is all in
good2cu calls $6,650, and is all in
Mike Matusow shows [8d 8c]
good2cu shows [9s 9d]
Uncalled bet of $27,045 returned to Mike Matusow
*** RIVER *** [4d 3d 7h Tc] [Ah]
Mike Matusow shows a pair of Eights
good2cu shows a pair of Nines
good2cu wins the pot ($20,047) with a pair of Nines
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20,050 | Rake $3
Board: [4d 3d 7h Tc Ah]
Seat 1: Mike Matusow (big blind) showed [8d 8c] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 2: tommyboy83 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: pareshjain didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: good2cu (button) showed [9s 9d] and won ($20,047) with a pair of Nines
Seat 6: noataima (small blind) folded before the Flop

good2cu: ship it. holla.
Mike Matusow: U JSUT STACK OF I I GOT
ANYTHING
good2cu: u frogot to say holla
Mike Matusow: JUST LIKE PARESH IDIOT

Mike Matusow: UALLIDIOTS IF DECK BREAK
EVEN U LLBROKE
Mike Matusow: AND U KNOW IT

Mike Matusow: imeahe cna only beat 88

Mike Matusow: and beats me to pot like hes
superstar

good2cu: i cna beat J5 aslo
Mike Matusow: y that what i got

Mike Matusow: u a fking moron

Mike Matusow: that why im up 40k cause u idiot

Mike Matusow: ita joke
Mike Matusow: how bad his ettiqutte is

iDONKEDyoo 01-02-2007 10:26 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
LOL NH HOLLA

goofyballer 01-02-2007 10:28 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
ship it, holla?

Full Tilt Poker Game #1517796522: Table Canfield (6 max) - $200/$400 - No Limit Hold'em - 9:26:07 ET - 2007/01/02
Seat 1: noataima ($42,398.50)
Seat 2: good2cu ($36,585.50)
good2cu posts the small blind of $200
noataima posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
good2cu raises to $1,200
noataima calls $800
*** FLOP *** [3c 7c 7s]
noataima checks
good2cu bets $2,400
noataima calls $2,400
*** TURN *** [3c 7c 7s] [Jd]
noataima checks
good2cu checks
*** RIVER *** [3c 7c 7s Jd] [3d]
noataima bets $7,200
good2cu calls $7,200
*** SHOW DOWN ***
noataima shows [8h 7h] (a full house, Sevens full of Threes)
good2cu mucks
noataima wins the pot ($21,599.50) with a full house, Sevens full of Threes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $21,600 | Rake $0.50
Board: [3c 7c 7s Jd 3d]
Seat 1: noataima (big blind) collected ($21,599.50)
Seat 2: good2cu (small blind) mucked

HEK 01-02-2007 10:29 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
you and noataima use the pot button like never huh?

HEK 01-02-2007 10:31 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
dear god u are sitting in good games

lippy 01-02-2007 10:33 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 

Mike Matusow: better keep eye on your br when
im done with u u wont hae one

nath 01-02-2007 10:33 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
[ QUOTE ]
dear god u are sitting in good games

[/ QUOTE ]
asdflajdflsdkflh effff uuuuuu full tilt raise my deposit limits dammit

HEK 01-02-2007 10:36 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
ship ship...

Dealer: tommyboy83 raises to $1,550
Dealer: pareshjain folds
Dealer: good2cu calls $1,200
Dealer: noataima folds
Dealer: The flop is [9h 4h Td]
Dealer: tommyboy83 bets $2,200
Dealer: good2cu raises to $15,791, and is all in
Dealer: tommyboy83 has 15 seconds left to act
johnlocke1 (Observer): LOL
johnlocke1 (Observer): PWNED
pkrpwr (Observer): JJ no good
ENlGMATIC1 (Observer): good 2 cu = donko supremo
Dealer: tommyboy83 calls $6,679, and is all in
Dealer: good2cu shows [8h 7h]
Dealer: tommyboy83 shows [Qh Qd]
Dealer: Uncalled bet of $6,912 returned to good2cu
Dealer: The turn is [6d]
Dealer: The river is [Kc]
Dealer: good2cu shows a straight, Ten high
Dealer: tommyboy83 shows a pair of Queens
Dealer: good2cu wins the pot ($21,305) with a straight, Ten high

HEK 01-02-2007 10:37 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
LMFAO @ this...

ENlGMATIC1 (Observer): good 2 cu = donko supremo

HEK 01-02-2007 10:38 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
nath,

quick email will do it.

Or call 866-468-8458...pretty sure that's the cashier # for FT.

goofyballer 01-02-2007 10:47 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
ship it. holla.

Full Tilt Poker Game #1517838336: Table Canfield (6 max) - $200/$400 - No Limit Hold'em - 9:45:53 ET - 2007/01/02
Seat 1: noataima ($45,794)
Seat 2: good2cu ($40,181)
Seat 3: LFISGD ($5,398)
Seat 6: Gus Hansen ($13,392.50)
noataima posts the small blind of $200
good2cu posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
LFISGD raises to $1,400
Gus Hansen has 15 seconds left to act
Gus Hansen raises to $4,800
noataima folds
good2cu raises to $40,181, and is all in
LFISGD folds
Gus Hansen has 15 seconds left to act
LFISGD: anyone want alittle ub chips for here?
Gus Hansen calls $8,592.50, and is all in
good2cu shows [Ks Kc]
Gus Hansen shows [Ad 7d]
Uncalled bet of $26,788.50 returned to good2cu
*** FLOP *** [5h 6s 5d]
*** TURN *** [5h 6s 5d] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [5h 6s 5d Ac] [9s]
good2cu shows two pair, Kings and Fives
Gus Hansen shows two pair, Aces and Fives
Gus Hansen wins the pot ($28,383) with two pair, Aces and Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $28,385 | Rake $2
Board: [5h 6s 5d Ac 9s]
Seat 1: noataima (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: good2cu (big blind) showed [Ks Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fives
Seat 3: LFISGD folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Gus Hansen (button) showed [Ad 7d] and won ($28,383) with two pair, Aces and Fives

killsadie 01-02-2007 10:49 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
just saw that, gus hansen is so bad. nhnhnhnhnhnh

lippy 01-02-2007 10:49 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
Gus is pro. 3-bet w/ A7s and call an open push. NICE.

nath 01-02-2007 10:52 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
[ QUOTE ]
nath,

quick email will do it.

Or call 866-468-8458...pretty sure that's the cashier # for FT.

[/ QUOTE ]
yeah, as it turned out the window said "1000 / 24 hours" but i put in 10k no problem

and so far it's working

goofyballer 01-02-2007 10:54 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
shipitholla?

Full Tilt Poker Game #1517854060: Table Canfield (6 max) - $200/$400 - No Limit Hold'em - 9:52:46 ET - 2007/01/02
Seat 1: noataima ($54,192)
Seat 2: good2cu ($40,000)
Seat 3: LFISGD ($3,798)
Seat 6: Gus Hansen ($27,983), is sitting out
noataima posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
good2cu raises to $1,200
LFISGD folds
noataima calls $800
*** FLOP *** [6h 3h 2d]
noataima checks
LFISGD: im looking for 30k on here for 30k on ub
good2cu checks
*** TURN *** [6h 3h 2d] [6s]
noataima bets $2,400
good2cu calls $2,400
*** RIVER *** [6h 3h 2d 6s] [7d]
LFISGD: or just send me 30 and ill send back later 2night
noataima bets $7,200
good2cu has 15 seconds left to act
good2cu calls $7,200
*** SHOW DOWN ***
noataima shows [6c 7c] (a full house, Sixes full of Sevens)
good2cu mucks
noataima wins the pot ($21,599) with a full house, Sixes full of Sevens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $21,600 | Rake $1
Board: [6h 3h 2d 6s 7d]
Seat 1: noataima (big blind) collected ($21,599)
Seat 2: good2cu mucked
Seat 3: LFISGD (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Gus Hansen (small blind) is sitting out

nath 01-02-2007 11:14 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
ok, well, my internet is flaking out and Tilty Mike left anyway, and i don't want to sit with g2cu and kq.... so i'll take my $8700 and call it a day

SkinnyLittleTwig 01-02-2007 11:37 AM

Re: I own mike mautsow
 
omgomgomg good2cu just pulled a huge slowroll


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