Your Worst/Best Strip Club Experience
 

Cliffs Notes at the Bottom.

I've only been to a strip club a small handful of times, but the last venture pretty much sealed the deal for me, or incinerated the deal i guess. Much like taking 14 shots of Jim Beam and not being able to smell Whisky for the next 8 years, I get cold shivers whenever somebody offers to take me to a strip joint because of my last trip to: The Outhouse.

I was living in a small hippy college town a la Boulder Lite. School is out for break which means the party scene dies down to a whimper. So me and three friends decide to finally check out the local strip club. We convinced ourselves it would be worth the trip since it was a BYOB establishment, but we should have given more creedence to the club's name, 'The Outhouse'.

Not sure why it took us so long, since we had directions, and my friend 'totally knows where it's at', but we manage to drive around this tiny town for just over 4 hours. By the 2nd hour, it was stubborn determination, and by the 3rd, we all decided that even the wrath of God would not keep us from this place; after all, we have our own beer.

We finally find this small, dusty road that was long forgotten by any maintinence crew and come upon a shack about 5 miles out of town. When i say shack, i mean a mother-[censored] shack. The kind of place that has ceramic jugs of moonshine labeled XXX. The kind of place that serves mini mayonaise sandwiches for appitizers. The kind of place that sticks the town retard behind the bar to skirt minimum wage. The kind of place that wants you to think of a goddamned outhouse right before you walk inside.

We park, grab our beer and walk up to the front door. The doorman asks for our ID's and before i grab it i sneak a peak inside at the stage. Now, I don't know if she was pregnant, but she was definately missing exactly one tooth right in the front row of her grill, and she sure as [censored] couldn't dance. Watching my friend's dog jiggle through a seizure was more provacative than this ass-ugly belly. I would say belly dancer because her gut certainly looked like it was trying to dance, but it implies some sort of skill and sensuality. Skill was bred out of this bitch several generations ago, and sensuality packed up an left to make room for scientific curiosity, which is the only reason anybody would actually sit in this hole.

We all get a good look by now, and are completely speechless. We just couldn't believe it. Not sure what we expected from a strip club called The Outhouse, but to actually see it was unbelievable. There were a handful of splintered tables, all full of the local yokel's from around town. What i think was the manager looked like he'd just smoked a 10 pound crack rock in a windtunnel, and one of the waitresses actually had a mustard stain on her wife-beater. A [censored] mustard stain!

Without saying a word to each other, without asking or confirming our strong desire to flee, all four of us collectively turn about-face, jump into the car, and drive home in monk-like silence.

Cliffs Notes: Spent 4 hours trying to find a BYOB strip club called The Outhouse. Got there and saw the feature dancer was either pregnant, or just liked to eat mayonaise out of the jar. Left without saying a word, and am still scrubbing my eyes out with turpentine.

There is really no adaquate way to describe how godawful this place really was. I can only assure that that no part of this re-telling was even slightly embellished. So maybe in some sort of carthartic outreach some of you can share your strip club horror stories; or better yet, the Baller moments.

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Oh The Memories....

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The Outhouse is probably the craziest strip club in the U.S. straight out of a David Lynch movie. It is BYOB - people haul coolers in, bring bottles, etc., and the girls drink whatever is offered. It is in the middle of nowhere, open til 4am, and fully nude with out in the open hands on lapdances (read: you can play with boobies). Guys lay down on their backs on the stages with dollar bills in their mouths and the girls straddle their faces. Female customers regularly, uhh, interact with the strippers. I sure as hell never saw sandwiches being served, wtf did you just make that part up? It's been years since I've been, but the dancers actually used to be pretty hot considering how nasty this place is (mostly a mix of slutty KU students and KC chicks). Don't recall ever seeing a pregnant or toothless girl, but it wouldn't surprise me, heh.

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hands on lapdances (read: you can play with boobies).

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You mean there are places that don't allow this...???

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hands on lapdances (read: you can play with boobies).

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You mean there are places that don't allow this...???

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Most don't. Many don't allow lapdances at all, and those that do usually have strict no touching policies. It may happen in private rooms regardless of the local laws/club policies, but there aren't many where it's friggin advertised and out in the open.

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The Outhouse is probably the craziest strip club in the U.S. straight out of a David Lynch movie. It is BYOB - people haul coolers in, bring bottles, etc., and the girls drink whatever is offered. It is in the middle of nowhere, open til 4am, and fully nude with out in the open hands on lapdances (read: you can play with boobies). Guys lay down on their backs on the stages with dollar bills in their mouths and the girls straddle their faces. Female customers regularly, uhh, interact with the strippers. I sure as hell never saw sandwiches being served, wtf did you just make that part up? It's been years since I've been, but the dancers actually used to be pretty hot considering how nasty this place is (mostly a mix of slutty KU students and KC chicks). Don't recall ever seeing a pregnant or toothless girl, but it wouldn't surprise me, heh.

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no no, the retarded bartender, mayonaise sandwiches and what not were just to describe the kind of place The Outhouse evokes in ones head. I jsut remember even before i walked inside, hearing dueling banjos in my head. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

I only went once, didn't stay long enough to get a full view of the place. But, yeah, the chick on the stage had a massive f'ing gut and lost one of her teeth. It was the stain on the waitresses beater that got me though. I assume it was mustard. Though, i guess, she might not have been a witress, as i only saw her bringing a drink to a dude at one of the jankety tables. This was all about 3 years ago.

That's really crazy that you know of it. I'd never have thought somebody on here would be from Kansas, or been to lawrence specifically.

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There are no waitresses. They don't serve drinks. It is BYOB. That is why they can stay open 2 hours later than the bars, be fully nude, and generally get away with the crazy [censored] that goes on there (unless it's changed in recent years).

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Damn, you should have stayed

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Having the dancer steal a $100 bill from me was the worst thing I've had happen.

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btw, The Outhouse is legendary, most anyone who has attended KU, or lived in KC or the Lawrence area has probably at least heard of it. LONG ago they used to have concerts there before it was turned into a strip club.

Lawrence is a very nice town, btw, lots of fun and unlike anywhere else in KS. It is way cooler than Boulder IMO (aside from being in KS).

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Back when I was about 20 a friend and I drove from East Texas to Fort Worth to go to a knife show and damned near hit a dear on the service road going 75-80 mph. Luckily the car stuck to the road as I swerved around the doe.

Anyway, we got to Fort Worth before the show started and saw a stripclub so we decided to kill a little time there. The club was in a big aluminum building kind of like a portable building. I noticed a discarded condom in the parking lot.

I felt a little nauseous and had a headache from the prior night's drinking. When we get inside we see the place has three girls working. Two in their twenties and one that looked like she was in her mid forties. The younger girls sit down with us and we talk. I remember the blond smiling and noticing that her yellow teeth were rotted down to little nubs. Uggh, this experience isn't mixing well with my hangover.

My friend went off in another room for a private dance with the 20 something brunette. While he was gone I just sat at the table with my head in my hands and the strippers left me alone because they could tell I wasn't digging the vibe of the place.

As soon as my friend came back from the private room he asks, "are you ready to go?" I just got up and we left. In the car he tells me, "that girl looked alright in the main room but when we got in that back room under the fluorescent light, she had bruises all over her body and on her titties."

That skanky little hovel made me feel sick and sad. I didn't go to a strip joint for a long time after that and still never go unless I'm with friends that really want to go to one.

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After the 06 Aussie Millions, me and a bunch of friends went to the spearmint rhino now i had hear 100's of story's about this place but never been there.

One of my friends knows the manager or something so we get hooked up with the VIP area. We all kick in some $$ and instantly girls flock to us with champagne and then lots and lots of booze just bottles of vodka and scotch and whatever else i could remember i was well wasted. So after me and my mate skull the champagne we drink some vodka etc.

Now im only a low-limit grinder and poker is a hobby but some of my friends are real balla's and real rich too. So they keep telling the strippers that im one of the best poker players in Australia. this is just bad for me coz they think they are gonna make lots of money LOL.

So whilst 2 girls are trying to offer me dances etc. i hear over the speaker system, "now on stage is the orgy queen" i look over to the main stage and this one chick walks on and there are prob 8-10 girls already on stage the "Orgy Queen" just lies down and the other girls just go nuts licking her out etc. and im just in amazement. So i wanna get a dance and being a boobies man :P my mate organises with the manager to get the girl with the biggest. And boy was she worth all the moneys [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Here comes the beat [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] then the room starts spinning im about to puke so i bail midway through awesome lapdance and run for the toilets i start spewing and them smash my nose on the cubical wall and my nose starts pissing blood. Then security come coz some A-hole told em bout me spewing. And they think ive been doing coke or something coz my nose is bleeding, i then get booted out after only being there a few hours, one of my friends offers the bouncers money to let me stay but they cant let me stay coz im intoxicated.

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Also i was only 19 at the time.

Dan

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Its typically been my experience that the uglier the girls at the club the more fun it is.

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There is a place in the Poconos called the Grand View. I don't really feel like describing it, but it is one of the most glorious places I've ever been to in my life. There is a room in the front where you keep all your alcohol for the evening. Then when you walk into the club it's like o my god. I've never seen anything that comes even remotely close. And it's like out in the middle of nowhere. If anyone has been there in the past 16 months or so, I would like to know what it's like these days. I could almost see myself renting a car to drive out there if it's still good. Man that place was so awesome I'm happy I thought of it. I haven't been to a strip club in a few years but I could see myself driving out 2.5 hours to this place.

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I don't know if these qualify as worst or best, but whatever:

I'm not a big fan of strip clubs, I find them depressing. But if I get drunk first I can definately have a blast. These both happened at a strip club next to a ski resort in WV.

1. Paid a forty year-old lactating stripper $20 to milk her tit into a shot glass and drink it. Pretty disgusting, but definately worth a laugh to 3 drunk guys.

2. My cousin and I stuck $57 in $1 bills in a strippers pussy. I know, I didn't think it was possible either. The thing was, we ran out of ones and by the time I got more her stage time was up.

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A year and a half ago for my bachelor party we went to a local strip club. I was already pretty wasted when we got there, and the guys proceeded to feed me 3-4 tequila shots as I walk in the club. Not 5 minutes after I am there, they have bought me a lapdance and off I go to the private booths. My head is spinning already, and I bascially just sit there as she does her thing. Halfway through, I feel that rumbling sensation, but my body is basically paralysed, and I proceed to puke all over my chest, and all over the stripper.

Needless to say I was escorted to the bathroom by security, and then to the parking lot. My friends managed to smooth talk the manager to letting me back in, and he even gave me a new shirt (some promotional beer shirt or whatev).

All this 5 minutes after walking into the club. Ah well, it was a hell of a time.

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hands on lapdances (read: you can play with boobies).

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You mean there are places that don't allow this...???

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You mean there are places that do allow this....???

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hands on lapdances (read: you can play with boobies).

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You mean there are places that don't allow this...???

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You mean there are places that do allow this....???

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I guess I'm spoiled. If I haven't sucked on a tit during the first dance then I'm not buying a 2nd one.

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That's crazy. By me, you are stictly told to keep your hands by your side, any touching of any kind is prohibited. I haven't travelled far enough to find places like you describe though. Hopefully someday [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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hands on lapdances (read: you can play with boobies).

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You mean there are places that don't allow this...???

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You mean there are places that do allow this....???

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I guess I'm spoiled. If I haven't sucked on a tit during the first dance then I'm not buying a 2nd one.

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Where is this?!? I hope they wash their boobies between dances.

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That sucks dude. I'd never pay for a dance if I couldn't touch. What's the point? Cheaper to just hand out dollar bills next to the stage.

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Where is this?!? I hope they wash their boobies between dances.

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Miami.

And now that you mention it, I sure hope they do too.

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this happened to my good friend about a year ago at a strip club near springfield, MO. some podunk joint in the middle of nowhere with toothless strippers, or so im told.

anyway, my friend got invited up on stage while some girl was dancing, so he went up and the girl made him get on his hands and knees. so he obliged and the girl was doing her thing, dancing and grinding on him, all while he is on his hands and knees. so all of a sudden she grabs his underwear and starts giving him one hell of a wedgie. he rises, trying to grab at his underwear but she yanks it super hard and the entire elastic loop of his undies rips off and the toothless stripper is standing there laughing with underwear elastic in her hands. he did not tip her and she did not pay for his underwear

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For my bachelor party in Vegas, we went to Little Darlings. We had a private room for about 15 guys and 3 girls. Everything was going fine until the girls got me on the ministage in the room, and I also got the wedgie treatment until my boxers ripped. I also got a major a nipple tweak that hurt so bad the next day I had to put band aids on my nipples to keep them from rubbing against my shirt. The best man (who lived in Vegas) booted the chicks from the room without paying them and brought in 3 other girls who were much more tender. It was both by far the worst and one of the better strip club experiences I've had in one night.

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Most memorable...went to a club here in Vegas in Dec '05. Met this one hot stripper who gave me an awesome dance and I was just hanging out with her and her (somewhat annoying, definitely less hot) friend when I decided to be a baller and go for the VIP dance in the back.

$100 for what's supposed to be 3 or 4 songs. We go back and not to go into too much detail but for my hundo we ended up hanging out back there for two hours and she invited her annoying-and-less-hot friend up there who ended up being her girlfriend and I got an all-out lesbian sex-show on my lap, essentially for free (since the time I'd payed for ended after about 10-15 mins). Oral sex was had by all (well, I refrained from going down on her friend) and really it was a total blast just hanging out with two chicks who apparently loved sex and debauchery as much as me.

I left finally when my buddy got bored with whatever chick he was with, but I got her # and a kiss goodbye. Wasn't sure what to think until she called me later that night at 2am and asked me to come give her a ride home.

That night is actually a long story, but in short, we went out to eat, I dropped her off at her place, she invited me in...and I declined. And no she wasn't expecting $$ for services. Heck, she'd paid for dinner.

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strip clubs are my favorite place. its interesting how the change around the world, for instance you'd think a place like vancouver in Canada would have some happening places but when i told my cab driver to take me to a strip club the results were disappointing. i got a girl with an ass the size of a basketball blown up to 10 times its original size, she gave me a dance for $20 but there was no touching. in bolivia dances are $20 and there is less touching, out of everywhere i've been spearmint rhino has the best strip club by far by far, well that is for strip clubs but you can get stuff like sex for less than a lapdance in other places. LONG LIVE SPEARMINT RHINO

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That night is actually a long story, but in short, we went out to eat, I dropped her off at her place, she invited me in...and I declined.

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That night is actually a long story, but in short, we went out to eat, I dropped her off at her place, she invited me in...and I declined.

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Meh upon rereading I realized I kinda built up to a climax that of course never came. I had meant the part of what happened in the strip club to be the main point, and just mentioned how the night ended as kind of an aside. Doesn't really come across that way, I know. Oh well.

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I think I've posted this in another thread, but don't feel like searching.

I was at a strip club once, and was offered a lap dance. At this club, the dancer gets $20, and the club takes a $2 fee as you're leaving the backroom. So this girl offers me a dance and I tell her that I only have a single $20 bill, so I'll get a dance if she pays my fee to the club. She would rather have $18 than nothing, so she agrees. Afterward, I'm walking out of the backroom with her, and realize I left my cell phone. I went and got it, and found that she was gone when I got back. This 6'10" bouncer wants his money, and I start trying to explain our arrangement. He doesn't want to hear it, and was probably excited at the opportunity to bounce somebody. He put me in a choke hold and threw me out the side door. I did manage to get the Ron White line, "Do you jerk off when you watch Roadhouse," out as I was being hurled out the door.

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I think I've posted this in another thread, but don't feel like searching.

I was at a strip club once, and was offered a lap dance. At this club, the dancer gets $20, and the club takes a $2 fee as you're leaving the backroom. So this girl offers me a dance and I tell her that I only have a single $20 bill, so I'll get a dance if she pays my fee to the club. She would rather have $18 than nothing, so she agrees. Afterward, I'm walking out of the backroom with her, and realize I left my cell phone. I went and got it, and found that she was gone when I got back. This 6'10" bouncer wants his money, and I start trying to explain our arrangement. He doesn't want to hear it, and was probably excited at the opportunity to bounce somebody. He put me in a choke hold and threw me out the side door. I did manage to get the Ron White line, "Do you jerk off when you watch Roadhouse," out as I was being hurled out the door.


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Who go's to a strip club with only a single $20 on them, you are a loser.

Dan

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Cliff Notes at the Bottom

I have had some awesome strip club experiences at some famous strip clubs including Ricks in New Orleans, Scores in NYC, and of course the Spearmint Rhino.

I might post a story about a fraternity buddy and I going home with a stripper in New Orleans some other time, but a few of my best strip club experiences happened at place called The Outhouse: BYOB Juice Bar. troy, I think you made a mistake when you left this place.

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As troymclur said, this seems to be a difficult place to find. In reality, you take 15th St. East from Lawrence, KS and you'll run into it once you start to really feel like you are in Kansas (gravel roads, no signs of life, no hills).

The first time I went to the Outhouse was a Monday night for a fraternity brother's 20th birthday. About a dozen of us loaded up some coolers with cases of Natty and handles of assorted liquor. A couple of guys tried to use the same IDs to get in and the bouncer who looked like a homeless Howard Stern (maybe the same guy troy?) sends them home and makes everyone come back to re-check our IDs. His test method is to make us sign a piece of paper and then check it against our IDs. Photoshop + stolen holograms from the DMV + laminator meant they were our own signatures on fake IDs.

Now the girls (maybe a half-dozen on that Monday) are definitely a far cry from the Spearmint Rhino, but troy must have been there on quite the off night. The girls were all at least 3.5s with a 7.5 here and there. Yes, a few might be a little hideous, but it's quite the tolerable mix.

It takes about ten singles and a few twenties in addition to the $15 cover to have an awesome time at the Outhouse. You take a $1, put it in your mouth and go lay down on the stage. The stripper comes over and straddles her pussy about an inch from your face before she removes the dollar with her fake or saggy titties. You then use your twenties for fully nude hands on lap dances.

On special occasions, you pool together $100 for the special care package for a buddy. This is a multiple song ordeal involving a few strippers (or on Monday night all of them). The birthday boy sits in a chair on stage in front of the pole. He receives dances from multiple girls at a time until they decide he is a bad boy. That is when they will climb up the poll and do a free fall drop on to his crotch. Then they remove his belt and beat him across the chest after unbuttoning his shirt. The best part is when three strippers grab onto his boxers and give him a wedgie from all directions until it rips off. After 3-4 songs, the care packages is over and resume slamming cheap beers.

The best part of that night was when we learned a friend of ours had [censored] one of these girls who was about a 4.5 before she dropped out of school and became a stripper.

I have had many entertaining nights at the Outhouse.

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Outhouse = BYOB, Fully Nude, Hands On adult entertainment with raunchy women


[EDIT] troy, Boulder, lite?!!? Lawrence is an awesome town in many ways. I hope you are just saying Lawrence does have some weird hippies.

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A co-worker talks me into accompanying him to The Palamino in North Las Vegas. He dukes the doorman, and we get ringside seats. I'm young and broke, so I don't expect much. My friend lays about twenty singles, side by side, on the little shelf below the lip of the stage that is holding our drinks. When a girl that he thinks is particularly hot comes onstage, he waves the money.

A smoking hot girl walks onto the stage. My friend eschews the singles, and fishes a fiver out of his wallet. The stripper makes a beeline for it. As she takes his $5, she says, "Hi, sweetie, what's your name?"

My friend replies, "I didn't come here to talk to you. Turn around and let me see your ass."

Furious, the girl throws the fin back at him. I see guys get out of line with strippers all the time, but I never saw one get so mad as to throw the money back.

A little later, the emcee comes onstage to tell us that the amateur portion of the show is over, and now it's time to bring out the pros. He introduces the first girl. She wheels a bed out onto the stage. After she gets her clothes off, she lays down on the bed, and starts to simulate masturbation, really thrusting her hips to the music.

My friend thinks the masturbation act is real, and the girl on the bed thrusting her hips into the air faster and faster has him completely out of his mind. He scoops up all his singles, throws them onto the stage so that they rain down upon her, and shouts, "God damn it, TAKE IT ALL!"

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You take a $1, put it in your mouth and go lay down on the stage. The stripper comes over and straddles her pussy about an inch from your face before she removes the dollar with her fake or saggy titties.


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You use to be able to get the same at Sundowners on Lundy Lane @ Niagra Falls except instead of saggy/fake titties, you get pretty hot canadian chicks. Haven't been there in years so I don't know if the pricing is still the same.

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You take a $1, put it in your mouth and go lay down on the stage. The stripper comes over and straddles her pussy about an inch from your face before she removes the dollar with her fake or saggy titties.


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You use to be able to get the same at Sundowners on Lundy Lane @ Niagra Falls except instead of saggy/fake titties, you get pretty hot canadian chicks. Haven't been there in years so I don't know if the pricing is still the same.

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yep same thing.. I was there 2 months ago... God i love sundowners

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My best strip club experience was at this little hole in the wall in the middle of no where Costa Rica called D’Palufos.

I'm just going to do a straight cut and paste from my logs. It's roughly 450 colones to 1 dollar.



We then head out for Tango India (closed), Pantera Rose (closed), then back to SL where Ray introduces to J. He has tons of good info and we head out to D’Palufos with his friend D around 9:30pm. We get there and show hasn’t started yet so we sit down at the very very front right by the stage. Cost 4,000 colones to get in that includes 2 drink tickets and a raffle, plus 2,000 more for priviledge to sit by the stage. More drink tickets came with the 2k.

Right off the bat, it was already better than Kamur. Pretty chicas and all could dance. I wouldn’t say they are 9s or 10s but at around 7s and maybe 8 depends on your type. It was pretty fun then the raffle came. I WON the raffle!!! I didn’t understand what I won but I went up next to the stage and this chica which I consider 8 or at least high 7s. Tight tight body, average [censored], dimples, and pretty good package overall.

She lies on the stage and the dude introducing chicas sprinkles salt on her belly all the way up to her [censored], puts a lemon on her right tit and hands me a shot of tequila. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]. 3,2,1 I hit the shot and lick every bit of salt off her and suck on her [censored] and the lemon. OH MAN that was [censored] awesome doing it on the stage. I buy J a drink for bringing us.

Then the pussy dance happens. All the girls get on stage in catholic girl customes. For 1,000 colones, you get a lap dance. A pretty good one. We both pass for some reason although it is a [censored] good deal. It’s 6,600 colones for private dances per song in the back room. We both pass as well but I suspect full service in the back areas.

Then the lesbian show starts. We get front and center up and close view of the lesbian show. All real, none of that fake crap in the states. It was pretty good but shows just don’t do it for me anymore. We stay for a bit after J takes off (I’m sure he nutted in the private room with the big titted chica.) before we take off.

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The strip club with the best looking girls was probably downtown Montreal @ Downtown Danse but FS not available [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img].

I like the occasional strip club, but nothing really beats termas in Rio.

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anyway, my friend got invited up on stage while some girl was dancing, so he went up and the girl made him get on his hands and knees. so he obliged and the girl was doing her thing, dancing and grinding on him, all while he is on his hands and knees. so all of a sudden she grabs his underwear and starts giving him one hell of a wedgie. he rises, trying to grab at his underwear but she yanks it super hard and the entire elastic loop of his undies rips off and the toothless stripper is standing there laughing with underwear elastic in her hands. he did not tip her and she did not pay for his underwear

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OMG this happened to one of my friends too... but we paid the stripper to do it to him lol.. and it was in IN, not MO... it was pretty frikkin hilarious

my worst experience was some little place in downtown manhattan... we had some time to kill before a party and decided to go in for a few minutes... they had a 2 drink minimum so I had my 2 drinks... but I didn't feel like havin any more $7 budweisers so I stopped ordering drinks... after about 5 minutes someone comes up to me and says if I wanna stay I have to buy more drinks.. and I told him I had the 2 drink minimum... so the moron says "yeah it is a 2 drink minimum, but that doesn't mean u can stop at 2 if u are gonna stay" so I'm like "WTF do you have any clue what 2 drink minimum means??" we go back and forth a bit and I ask to speak to the manager... who of course backs his employee.. before I know it the bouncer is there and one of my friends with a severe case of beer muscles starts yappin at the bouncer... we take on the bouncer.. we lose... lol

was just a buncha skanks inside too

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Worst
East Dubuque Illinois - Land of Mint & Honey
The stripped looked to be at least 45. She had bruises and was limping badly. She just kind of limped around in a circle on the stage as a dance.

Best
The Booby Trap - Ft. Lauderdale
Relatively good looking women. Couple of buddies got BJ's there. One guy literally had a 3some in the back room with a couple of the girls. Pretty wild stuff.

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anyway, my friend got invited up on stage while some girl was dancing, so he went up and the girl made him get on his hands and knees. so he obliged and the girl was doing her thing, dancing and grinding on him, all while he is on his hands and knees. so all of a sudden she grabs his underwear and starts giving him one hell of a wedgie. he rises, trying to grab at his underwear but she yanks it super hard and the entire elastic loop of his undies rips off and the toothless stripper is standing there laughing with underwear elastic in her hands. he did not tip her and she did not pay for his underwear

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OMG this happened to one of my friends too... but we paid the stripper to do it to him lol.. and it was in IN, not MO... it was pretty frikkin hilarious

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Was this at Hip Hugger? I've been there twice and have seen it done both times there... once one of my buddies was the one getting his boxers ripped by a stripper.

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I had a good looking stripper with a healthy chest give me a great lap dance, grinding, sliding, happy hands, etc.

She finisded the dance by squirting breast milk onto my face to my surprise.