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another 'solids is bored at work' post. assume this happened to you 2 weekends ago.

the situation: you and a couple of your friends go out in the city on a friday. you do the standard bar hop, and soon start talking to a girl and her friends at a bar. she's about a 7-8/10, pretty interesting, etc. you talk a while, exchange numbers, and go to a different bar. /friday.

saturday rolls around, and you get a call from this girl in the early evening seeing what you're doing that night. you make plans to meet up with her and her friends at a bar later that night. once again, a good convo ensues between you and said girl. it gets late, and she wants to come back with you. you don't really expect too much, perhaps some heavy petting. she seems like a good girl with high values and doesn't dress/act slutty.

fast forward to the bedroom. you start making out, and to your pleasant surprise, things start to escalate very quickly (both of you are drunk, but not anywhere close to wasted). next thing you know, she's got your dick in her mouth. there's one catch though-- this is the worst head you've ever received. she's got her hand around the base and tuggin hard, perhaps as if she's trying to start a push mower. horrible form, to say the least. but the good news is that she's giving you the green light for sex. you check everywhere and find out you are out of condoms. she says something about it not mattering, due to the fact she's on the pill.

so given the facts of the situation, do you bareback on this one night stand?

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I would go ahead and bare pickle her.

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Show her how it's done by masturbating furiously in front of her, get her to make some pizza bagels for you, and then leave.

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Show her how it's done by masturbating furiously in front of her, get her to make some pizza bagels for you, and then leave.

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assume it's your place, and you are all out of delicious pizza bagels.

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Pass.

Two very bad things could come from this:
1. She's lying to you and she's not on the pill. Are you ready to be her baby's daddy?
2. You don't know what this girl could have (STD's). She's banging the 2nd night she met you without a condom....she obviously doesn't care if you might have anything. Who's to say she didn't bang some dude last weekend with HIV or herpes or mongolian ringworm.

And it's your fault for being out of condoms. You should have stopped at a convenience store on the way home or after she called you earlier in the evening.

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The results of this poll so far go a long way to showing whats wrong with society.

A bunch of selfish instant gratification [censored] who cant think past the tip of their own dick, or more than 10 minutes into the future

edit: also the fact that everyone who raw dogs her is too stupid to even think about just taking a 5 minute trip to a convienace store is possibly the worst part of this whole thing

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The results of this poll so far go a long way to showing whats wrong with society.

A bunch of selfish instant gratification [censored] who cant think past the tip of their own dick, or more than 10 minutes into the future

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Actually I voted to pass but I have always wanted to say I'd bare pickle her because it makes me laugh when I think of that saying.

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And it's your fault for being out of pizza bagels . You should have stopped at a grocery store on the way home or after she called you earlier in the evening.

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raincheck and it's by far the most not even close thing ever. I bet she said "I never do this".

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The results of this poll so far go a long way to showing whats wrong with society.

A bunch of selfish instant gratification [censored] who cant think past the tip of their own dick, or more than 10 minutes into the future

edit: also the fact that everyone who raw dogs her is too stupid to even think about just taking a 5 minute trip to a convienace store is possibly the worst part of this whole thing

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The possibility of immediate sex makes men, even otherwise very intelligent men, do very stupid things

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new years resolution: don't make brag posts disguised as non-brag posts. and unless i had some knowledge about this girls background then no i would not raw dog her

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i would seriously never do this ever. I think it's time to ask if you can SIIHP. If she says no there are plenty of dirty things to do. If she is offended, then you probably will never see her again anyway. So put your pants on and say "you should probably get tested" and post about it. We will all lol.

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new years resolution: don't make brag posts disguised as non-brag posts. and unless i had some knowledge about this girls background then no i would not raw dog her

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no brag intended. i said no, a few friends called me a pussy, and i was seeing if ooter's had the same opinion.

judging by the poll, it seems they do. :/

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2. You don't know what this girl could have (STD's). She's banging the 2nd night she met you without a condom....she obviously doesn't care if you might have anything. Who's to say she didn't bang some dude last weekend with HIV or herpes or mongolian ringworm.

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Doesn't matter to me; I'm cut for safety!

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new years resolution: don't make brag posts disguised as non-brag posts. and unless i had some knowledge about this girls background then no i would not raw dog her

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no brag intended. i said no, a few friends called me a pussy, and i was seeing if ooter's had the same opinion.

judging by the poll, it seems they do. :/

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Jeeeeesus, you are a stronger man than me. Based on previous experience, I know I woulda hit it like a step-child, then woken up freaked out every morning for two weeks wishing I wasn't too stupid to just wait till I had a condom. Nh, nh.

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This is absolutely a pass in theory, although if she's a 7 or an 8 and you are interested in her, I could see how you might think 'what the hell' in the heat of the moment. The big thing here, drunk or not, is that this is the first night you have hooked up with her and she doesn't mind if you don't wear a condom. That is fishy to me. Take a rain check and stock up on some condoms.

punkass is absolutely right with the "I never do this" comment too.

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new years resolution: don't make brag posts disguised as non-brag posts. and unless i had some knowledge about this girls background then no i would not raw dog her

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no brag intended. i said no, a few friends called me a pussy, and i was seeing if ooter's had the same opinion.

judging by the poll, it seems they do. :/

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Jeeeeesus, you are a stronger man than me. Based on previous experience, I know I woulda hit it like a step-child, then woken up freaked out every morning for two weeks wishing I wasn't too stupid to just wait till I had a condom. Nh, nh.

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lol, as you know, Porky's is a crazy, magical place.

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i would seriously never do this ever. I think it's time to ask if you can SIIHP. If she says no there are plenty of dirty things to do. If she is offended, then you probably will never see her again anyway. So put your pants on and say "you should probably get tested" and post about it. We will all lol.

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uh, SIIHP isnt any better

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wow, good pass.

if she was that into you then you should have plenty more opportunities when you are better prepared.

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she says something about it not mattering, due to the fact she's on the pill.

so given the facts of the situation, do you bareback on this one night stand?

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Definitely pass. Way too scary. She's on the pill in the first place which means she's probably doing other guys bareback too. And if pregnancy is her only concern, why is that?

Good fold.

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new years resolution: don't make brag posts disguised as non-brag posts. and unless i had some knowledge about this girls background then no i would not raw dog her

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what about her background would make or break this deal for you?

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Should have made 2 polls, 1 for people who have actualy had sex, and 1 for virgins.

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Have sex with the pizza bagels while she watches...?

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All-in. Can't believe you folded that one.

[This post has been approved by my dick]

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Show her how it's done by masturbating furiously in front of her, get her to make some pizza bagels for you, and then leave.

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assume it's your place, and you are all out of delicious pizza bagels.

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Why would you bring some chick back to your place? This is just crazy talk.

And if you're out of pizza bagels, tell her to make those little hot dogs or some tater tots. And if you're out of them as well, God have mercy on your soul.

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I would tell her I was out of condoms, and then tell her I was headed down to the Quicki mart for condoms.

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My question is, if she's hot, and you have good conversation, why is this a one-night deal?

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Also, whatever you do, don't let her play under your Pokerstars account.

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Also, whatever you do, don't let her play under your Pokerstars account.

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no matter what she promises you. Because you'll only get a HJ. Or your dick on her back, if you're lucky.

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wow, good pass.

if she was that into you then you should have plenty more opportunities when you are better prepared.

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i agree, but easier said than done...

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Why would you bring some chick back to your place? This is just crazy talk.

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commute to my apartment was 5 minutes. commute to her's was at least 45 minutes. so, my place, ftw.

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And if you're out of pizza bagels, tell her to make those little hot dogs or some tater tots. And if you're out of them as well, God have mercy on your soul.

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fresh out of hot dogs and tots, as well...

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My question is, if she's hot, and you have good conversation, why is this a one-night deal?

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Good point

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You left out the correct option: help her give you head the way you like it.

Too many ppl learn sex from pornos, which results in too much bad sex.

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I can't believe everyone is missing the OBVIOUS solution.

Take five minutes and show her how to give GOOD head. It's not that complicated, and I'm sure that next weekend's pickup will appreciate it...

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My question is, if she's hot, and you have good conversation, why is this a one-night deal?

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perhaps 'one night stand' was the wrong terminology. but then again, if she's down for [censored] a random guy the day after she meets him, maybe it isn't that wrong afterall.

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Definitely pass. Way too scary. She's on the pill in the first place which means she's probably doing other guys bareback too.

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This most likely is untrue. Many many many women are on the pill when it has absolutely nothing to do with barebacking tons of guys.

This is not the reason to pass...but you should pass.

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I can't believe everyone is missing the OBVIOUS solution.

Take five minutes and show her how to give GOOD head. It's not that complicated, and I'm sure that next weekend's pickup will appreciate it...

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You could do this or if she has a nice rack then you could titty [censored] her.

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Definitely pass. Way too scary. She's on the pill in the first place which means she's probably doing other guys bareback too.

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This most likely is untrue. Many many many women are on the pill when it has absolutely nothing to do with barebacking tons of guys.


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Damn...you fell for that one, too?

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I can't believe everyone is missing the OBVIOUS solution.

Take five minutes and show her how to give GOOD head. It's not that complicated, and I'm sure that next weekend's pickup will appreciate it...

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i tried doing this with a certain subtlety that didn't come off as "wow, you are [censored] HORRIBLE at this". i kinda took her (jerking) hand and held it for a bit, hoping she'd get the idea. this worked for about 30 seconds, then she'd reach back down, grab a handfull of dick, and continue trying to yank it out of it's socket. needless to say, i was pretty sore during the eagles game the next day.


some have said that i should've just gone to a convinience store. fwiw, it was after 3 am in the morning, and the closest all night store was a 10-15 minute walk, each way. so obviously, being drunk and completely naked in my bed, the last thing i want to do is go on a half hour condom run.

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It seems you learned a lesson, and you made a good decision. Always make sure you're well stocked, or get some on way home. Hopefully you will meet this girl again and do it right.