Toss\'s Degenerate Vegas Christmas Trip Report (LONG)
 

Like all good degenerate Asian families me, my older brother, and my parents went to Vegas for Christmas. We left from LA at 1:00 Saturday. I made the first bet of the trip with my brother about how long it was going to take to get there. My brother said we'd see Luxor no later than 6:00. I predicted heavy traffic and guessed 7:30. Unfortunately I won the bet. Whoever said vegas was slow during Christmas was lying! It was like half of California was trying to get there.

Excaliburr
We roll into excalibur, check-in, and instead of going out to eat with the family I hit the poker room instead. First degenerate mistake of the night. I put my name on the 200NL game and sit down at 3/6 limit. First hand I get get dealt in UTG and I straddle. (Or strooodle as one of the dealers like to say.) Some donk raises after me, someone 3-bets, another donk coldcalls, I 4-bet blind, donk caps. Four way to the flop for 5 bets each. Flop is T92r. I tell the table I hit the flop hard and bet. Donk who capped preflop is shaking his head because he knows I haven't looked at my cards yet. We end up capping it 3 ways on the flop and on the turn. By the river both donks are all in and the board is T922T. First donk flips over JJ, other donks has A-high, I flip over my cards to find QTo, shipit. I grab a fistful on chips and spray them at the dealer. Donk who capped preflop says, "How do you play defense against that?" That's right you can't play defense against that. The whole table is already on tilt.

By the time I get to the 200NL table I've had 3 Sam Adams and a Sobe/Vodka. I fold a few hands and straddle UTG. I get five limpers and I push because no one would limp/call an all in right? Right?!?! Everyone folds I show my 52o. A visibly drunk Persian guy says, "I like your style" and orders me a shot from the waitress which was good because I was getting sober and might've actually started playing good. The shot glass was huge. Any bigger and I would've had to use both hands to take it. I straddle/push two more times at the table with 43o and AA. The damn nits folded. I finally make some money when I get it all in preflop with AKo against two donks who both had ATo. No one makes a pair and I get shipped three more stacks of red to join my original two. Unfortunately I lose a full buyin to one donkey who limp/calls my straddle/raise with 22. Flop is 436 and I open push with 43o and he calls! He hits runner runner flush and gets shipped the pot.

I'd also like to mention the ridiculous amount of tipping I did. Within a few hours I tipped over $100 to the dealers and the cocktail waitress. Win the pot? Tip a few whites. Get the drink here faster? Tip a redbird. Where's the closest restroom? Here's a few more whites. Thanks to my frequent tippage I'm pretty wasted after a 5 or 6 orbits. I notice a European looking teenage guy playing pretty tight ABC sitting to my right so I ask him if he's Finnish, Swedish, Norwayish? Nope he's from England. Do you play online? Yes he does. A 2+2er by any chance? Yes to that too. It turns out he posts in the HU section of the site from time to time. He's on a poker excursion from England and has been grinding it out in the 1/2, 1/3 NL games around Vegas. Now in retrospect I feel pretty bad because he had to sit there listen to my drunken ramblings all night long. I bet he enjoyed my atrocious 80 proof alcoholic breath as well. And when he leaves I decide to torture him some more and follow the poor guy to the Flamingo. (<font color="green">+150</font> Poker after tips)

Flamingo
I was utterly drunk walking to the Flamingo. I hadn't eaten anything all day long, weighed 130 pounds, and had so much liquor in me that I would've exploded if I bumped too hard into something. This is where my memory gets fuzzy. On the way there some guy discreetly but cleary says "COCAINE, MARIJUANA, ECSTASY". I respond "No thank you Mr. Drug Dealer". Then the
at Flamingo were pretty busy, but I get seated in a few minutes. The table looks like a bunch of old nits so I started straddling every orbit. I finally played a big pot when I make it $20 to go with AKo after two limpers, (it's a 200NL table), and I get SIX callers. Wow maybe the table isn't nitty after all. The flop is Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and it's checked around. Turn is A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and a Russian looking guy bets $25, I minraise and we see the river HU. I get it all in and win a nice pot. I ended up donking


after coming back from the restroom I sit down at the table and all my chips are gone. "What the hell?" I had over 2 stacks of red. I ask the teenage looking guys sitting to my right where my chips are. They say they're gone and snicker. "What the hell?" I sit around thinking either someone is playing a joke or my chips really did get stolen. After about 5 minutes I realize I sat at the WRONG table and I get up to go to my seat. The table I was sitting at cracks up and they laugh for a good minute or so. I order some water because it's clear I need to start sobering up. The other big hand I played was where I lost my stack. I raise UTG with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and get 13 callers. Flop is Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. There's about a billion chips in the middle so I check and it gets checked to some old looking nit with 6 or 7 buyins in midposition who bets. I shrug and push All In and old guy tanks for a whole minute. He finally calls and shows 88. The board pairs and I rebuy. I slowly



brother picked me up and drove me back to the hotel where I tried to sleep. I didn't get any for till 10 in the morning. Those 5 hours were pure hell. I vomited all the drinks I had that night. I vomited up bile. I vomited air. Way to go Toss. (<font color="red">-200</font> from Poker)

Day Two of the trip to follow. (Wynn, Stratoshpere, Casino War, Blackjack)

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awesome start sir!

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were you still drunk when you posted? good TR, but what's with the chunks of missing text?

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I've never seen an Asian person get drunk.

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The parts where I didn't know what the hell was going on or just completely don't remember. It was the first time I've been drunk enough for that to happen. Scary.

Rest of the report of later tonight.

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I grab a fistful on chips and spray them at the dealer. Donk who capped preflop says, "How do you play defense against that?" That's right you can't play defense against that. The whole table is already on tilt.

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haha.. good start dude. This is my favorite part thus far. Nothing like putting an entire table on tilt w/ your first hand. I love it.

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Wynn
The poker room at the Wynn was simply luxurious. It had nice lighting. Dim, but not too dim. The air had no trace of smoke to be sniffed unlike the Excalibur or Flamingo. The tables, the cards, the chips they all felt like they've been bought yesterday. And have I mentioned the waitresses? SMOKING HOT!!!

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A poker room that hires models to serve us drinks is a good poker room. The whole atmosphere of the place was different. The host and floormen wore permanent smiles and seemed very eager to get me seated. I put my name on 15/30 limit and sat right away at 5/10NL. The floorlady quickly and efficiently removed ten stacks of blue from the rack onto the table. I wanted to tip, but didn't find the right oppurtunity. I lose a hundo real quick then get seated at the 15/30 table. Again the floorlady exchanges my rack of blue for two racks of red in a flash. This poker room is awesome. Now for some hands. Laggish Asian guy named Scott open raises CO and Asian lady who knows CO coldcalls. I call in the SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3 way to the flop which is A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. I check, Scott, checks, the Lady bets, I just call, Scott checkraises, we both call. Turn is the 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], I check, Scott checks and says "Now again!", the lady bets and takes down the pot. Scott says "We a team!" and laughs. Okay.

The game has become 6 handed because of a must move rule. (the only flaw I saw in the poker room) Scott openraises on the button and his SB lady friend coldcalls him, I fold garbage. Scott fires the flop and turn on a rag board and lady folds. Scott gives out a terse vindictive HAH! and turns over 43o no pair. (The lady folded AJ) Then he gives three red chips back to his lady friend. What? Anyway the floorman comes around to take our names. I find out some guy named mike l. is at the table too. If it's 2+2 mike l. why is he playing 15/30 limit? Maybe he's waiting for a bigger game. The game gets even crappier when it gets down to four handed and I head over to a 2/5NL table with about $700. Not too great of a table with only a few soft spots. They all look like locals really. I play the biggest pot of the trip a few orbits in. I raise a limper with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] on the button to $25, middle aged Chinese guy in SB coldcalls, limper calls. Three way to the flop for $80ish. The board reads K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. Limper donks into me for $35. I raise to $85 (in retrospective this raise was much too small, it feels like a lot more when your moving a whole stack of red) SB thinks a little and calls, limper folds. Turn is the 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. SB checks. I take a look at his stack and see a little less than 3 stacks of red left (about $295). The pot is almost the same size. I think it's either all in or check/fold so I push. He sighs then calls waiting ten seconds before he does so. He flips the nut flush and the board doesn't pair. Ship the $900 pot to him.

I'm down to $250 so I pull out three more benjamins and placed them behind my stack of reds. Cash plays. I play solid and grind it back up to $850. I play another big pot with middle aged Chinese guy. Five limpers and I check in the BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. Flop is the beautiful 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. I check, the Chinese guy bets out $50 straight, it's folded back to me and I angrily push two stacks of red into the pot trying to look as strong as I can. No more small raises here. The Chinese guy sits straight up and stares me down. I make eye contact briefly then look away. He stares for another minute. I decide to go WPT on his ass and sit up and walk away. I wait another minute before sitting down. He looks at me, pulls out a stack then looks quickly back. I make no move or show no expression. He finally folds and says "Nice raise."

I go card dead and leave the room down $500. I wish I didn't skip the Wynn buffet which had a 3 hour long wait. My brother assured me there was no better buffet in existence. Every other part of the Wynn was just as luxurious as the poker room. Actual snow lined the indoor bushes and trees. Everywhere I saw shiny marble stones, crimson carpetting, and elaborate light fixtures. And don't forget the cocktail waitresses. Hot!!! Even the bathroom was pretty swank. I felt underdressed while taking a piss. The waterfall they had was even more amazing. This picture doesn't do it any justice. It simply has to be seen.

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Ghettosphere (Stratosphere)
From the Wynn to the Stratosphere, my god what a transition. Every resort has a certain feel or atmosphere. The Excalibur feels touristy and kind of cheap. The Wynn exudes luxury and opulence. The Stratosphere reeks of depression and broken dreams. In fact I think they used broken dreams and false hope as the foundation of this tower of Ghettoness. I'm hungry so I stop by a pizza place and order a slice of pepperoni and cheese. As the cashier is handing me the slice she kinda shrugs her shoulders as if to say sorry. I understand why when I bite into the pizza. Let's just say it may have been the most disappointing slice of pizza I've had in my life. I've had better pizza in public school cafeterias. It was the first bite of food I've had in two days and I couldn't even finish it. It was that horrible. I planned to go to the top of the Stratosphere but the wait was 45 minutes long. Why was it so busy when christmas was only 2 or 3 hours away? Damn degenerate tourists! Instead I play some slots. Yes that's right slots. Why would I play such a stupid boring -EV game for? Wheel of Fortune is why. This slot machine must make bank. I pour in $40 just to spin the god damn wheel.

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I didn't care whether I won or lost. The wheel was drawing me in and waiting to be spun. I'm on my 50th reel and I'm on tilt. The guy sitting to my right has hit BACK to BACK wheel spins and he's just hit his third. Why do the donkeys always get lucky? After what must've been 100 credits the slot machine blares out "WHEEL OF FORTUNE!!!" I sit up straight in my seat and my family crowds around. I hit the spin button and the audience (sound bite from the slot machine) starts cheering. I stand up as the wheel slows near 1000. It stops at 40. F**king rigged ass piece of Sh*t!!! My Dad start talking in rapid Cambodian and claps his hands real hard. My brother shakes his head at me like it was my fault. Must've pressed the button too hard or too softly. I decided it was time to blow this dump and head back to Excalibur.

Part Three to follow (blackjack and casino war)

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im excited for casino war, hopefully taking place at Bellagio (my personal fav place to play casino war)

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Isn't that Clark Griswold's cousin Eddie's favorite game?

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Wynn
Instead I play some slots. Yes that's right slots. Why would I play such a stupid boring -EV game for? Wheel of Fortune is why. This slot machine must make bank. I pour in $40 just to spin the god damn wheel.

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I didn't care whether I won or lost. The wheel was drawing me in and waiting to be spun. I'm on my 50th reel and I'm on tilt. The guy sitting to my right has hit BACK to BACK wheel spins and he's just hit his third. Why do the donkeys always get lucky? After what must've been 100 credits the slot machine blares out "WHEEL OF FORTUNE!!!" I sit up straight in my seat and my family crowds around. I hit the spin button and the audience (sound bite from the slot machine) starts cheering. I stand up as the wheel slows near 1000. It stops at 40. F**king rigged ass piece of Sh*t!!! My Dad start talking in rapid Cambodian and claps his hands real hard. My brother shakes his head at me like it was my fault. Must've pressed the button too hard or too softly. I decided it was time to blow this dump and head back to Excalibur.


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WOF slots are more damm addictive than crack. And that effin "Wheel......OF......FORTUNE!!!!!!!" sounding like the sirens or something.

F-you WOF I hate you!

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I have taught you well, my son. Nice work so far...

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im excited for casino war, hopefully taking place at Venetian (my personal fav place to play casino war)

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We're planning on heading back to LA in the morning so me and my bro head to the card room to play all night. I lend his broke ass $200 for the NL200 game and tell him to play tight. "Don't do anything stupid." A new NL game starts up so we both head there. Second hand in my brother raises UTG and gets a caller in the BB. The flop is T76r. UTG checkcalls a pot sized bet. The is another T. BB checks and my brother fires another bet. I look at BB and saw the worst acting job EVER. He sighs and has a comically pained look on his face. He looks up and pauses like he's actually thinking about something- I put him squarely on trips or a fullhouse. He mincheckraises LOL. My brother tanks and I put him either on AA,KK, or actually has trips himself and is doing a bad acting job of his own. He finally pushes all in and BB calls saying, "If you have a better kicker so be it" and flips over T9s. I look at my brother and he flips over A7o. He looks at me and sees my open mouth, pained face, and wide eyes. I mouth "WHAT THE F*CK" and he sort of sheepishly shrugs. I take 2 seconds to look back at BB who has a "Hahaha donkey boy" look on his face then look back to find my brother gone into thin air. Even the fish at the other table were talking crap about my brother's play. I lose a little then head to look for my bro who I've decided is doing something degen to win my money back.

I find him at the blackjack table with a stack of red. He sees me and hands me four green chips and a hundred dollar bill. I don't say anything and take a seat besides him. As I place my bet and he says "I thought I could push him off QQ." I turn, he sees the look on my face, and we never discuss the hand again. Blackjack stories are mostly boring. The dealer relieved my bro of his cash and took me for $200 even though I was betting $10-$40. I've decided I've enough of blackjack and drag my brother over to the arcade. Here we place the best carnival game ever. (Couldn't find a better picture)

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Picture 15 kids sitting side by side frantically rolling balls into holes to get their horse across the finish line first. Me and my bro sit down ready to pwn them all. I slam my one dollar onto the glass and we're off. I get lucky and hit two reds (3 notches) in a row sending me way into first place. I ended hitting two more yellows (1 notch) for the rest of the race. I think my ball was rigged. My brother on the other hand was only two notches away from the finish line when some 8 year old girl hits a blue and a red (5 notches total) in like 4 seconds to win the race. I swear there's no skill involved at all!

We go back to the adult games and find one Casino War table amongst the 3-Card Poker, Pai-Gows, and Blackjacks. (Sorry it had to be at the Excalibur) An asian couple busts at the edge of the table leaving two open seats for me and my bro. What perfect timing. Casino War is a great game for when you don't want to think. Also unlike Blackjack when the dealer gets dealt a card there's no more surprises to be had like in BJ. Who here has doubled down with the dealer showing a 5? Who here has seen the dealer flip over a face card to go with that 5? Who here has seen a dealer pull a 6 out of his ass? You either said yes to all questions or you don't play Blackjack. Anyway I buyin for $200 and get down to $100 flatbetting $20. My brother says, "You know if you bet $100 you'll be back to even." That sounded like good idea. I slam $100 and the rest of the table who are betting the minimum start gawking at me. I get dealt a J. The dealer gets dealt a J. Time to go to WAR! I pull out another benjamin and trade in for four green chips. The dealer places 4 more green chips into the betting circle and burns three cards. I get dealt a T for JT high. The dealer burns three more cards and pauses. The whole table is staring, waiting for the card to be turned over. My brother starts murmuring "Low ball, low ball, lowball..." The dealer flips the Q for JQ high and we instaleave. Surprise!!!

I'm down over $1000 for the trip. $1050 to be exact. My brother says, "You know if you slam $200 on one hand of Blackjack it would be like you never lost a Casino war." That sounded like a good idea. We find an empty black jack table and I pull out two big faces from my ever dwindling roll and place them on the betting circle. The dealer shouts "Cash bet!" or something like that and deals the cards. I get dealt A8. The dealer gets dealt an Ace. She sticks the card under the reader and the light turns red. Down twelve f*cking fifty dollars. My brother says, "You know if you bet $50 on roullete you'll actually be up for the trip." And you know what happened and you don't need to hear it from me. We head up to the room for 3 hours of sleep before the drive to LA.

There's one final part to the trip and it's probably the best part of all. It'll be up either in an hour or tomorrow.

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I'm exhausted. We left Vegas after three hours of sleep and we roll into Nevada landing around 7AM Christmas morning. The room is dead. We see a $2 minbet BJ table with a a sole Asian lady sitting. Me, my bro, and my dad sit for some quality family Christmas time. I look back to the minbet sign and it's been changed to $5 minimum. The floorlady must've changed it ninjaquick. As I buyin for $100 a calm feeling of surrender washes over me. I know I'm going to lose it all and I don't care. My family is losing until the Asian lady leaves and replaced with a middle aged degen looking Chinese guy. He sits and says "I just need win gas money so I can get back to Fresno!" in a fobbish voice. Me and my brother start cracking up. The Chinese guy busts and pulls out another $20 and says, "I need to get back to China. I come here forty years ago." All of a sudden the dealer starts busting and the whole table is winning. The Chinese guy goes "Asian blood you see, it's all gambol. One time my uncle bet on when a cow gonna take a sh*t." Me and my brother start rolling on the floor laughing. I build my stack to $105 and decide that's going to be as good as it gets andmaybaler the $5.

I roll see an empty craps table with bored looking floorwomen so I decide to throw some dice. I actually make my points while backing my bet for max odds (either 2 times, 2.5 times, I don't know how this silly game works). I crap out after making 4 points and tip the craps people my monster $18 profit. Merry Christmas. I head back to the BJ table to see my dad doubling down on a hard twelve versus a face card showing. He ends up busting and my bro cashes out for a $50 profit. We leave and that's the end of my first gambling trip to Vegas.

Total damage: <font color="red">-$1300</font>
Drinks consumed: Too many to remember.
Favorite drink: Tokyo Tea
Food eaten: Awful Ghettosphere pizza and a solid Quizno sub (traditional)
Next Vegas Trip: Who knows. Maybe WSOP.

Thanks for reading.

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Thank you very much. I learn from the master.

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Also unlike Blackjack when the dealer gets dealt a card there's no more surprises to be had like in BJ. Who here has doubled down with the dealer showing a 5?

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wonderful read toss! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

u kinda threw me off in the last segment when you diffrentiated between asians and chinese persons. but still a great read for 333 in the am. you have an excellent writing ability.

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Good food choices. Those Quiznos subs are really hard to find. Smart idea to get one while you were in Vegas.

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Awesome read. I was grinning ear to ear the whole report. I hope my next Vegas trip goes similarly to yours, but maybe without the -1300 part. Looking forward to more trip reports from you.

Rbenuck

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Who here has doubled down with the dealer showing a 5? Who here has seen the dealer flip over a face card to go with that 5? Who here has seen a dealer pull a 6 out of his ass? You either said yes to all questions or you don't play Blackjack.

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Man oh man have I been there ...

kickass post toss

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I laughed, I cried, I bookmarked to read again after I forget all about it.

Wonderfully written!

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I wish I didn't skip the Wynn buffet which had a 3 hour long wait. My brother assured me there was no better buffet in existence.

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when i was there in july, whenever they gave you the comp ($20 off) of the buffet for playing some odd hours on your poker room card, they also wrote you a line pass. i remember being about 3rd in line with my buddy and thinking, there is no effing way i would wait in that long ass line if i didn't have this pass. i can confirm, it is the best buffet i've ever had. just a note for next time.

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Toss, great read!! I couldn't agree more with you with regards to the Wynn waitresses, I wuz there last year and I never saw one that wasn't at least an 8.

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Toss, great read!! I couldn't agree more with you with regards to the Wynn waitresses, I wuz there last year and I never saw one that wasn't at least an 8.

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Soooo true. Very nice read. Makes me long to go back ... and since my wife is pregnant, I have been told it's going to be at least a year and a half until I get the thumbs-up to go again. Gross.

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i'm totally there with you on the casino war. i played some form of the heineken/martingayle system at the excal., and remember pulling benji's out of my pocket at some point for my last bet. something like $150 or something, but i ended up winning that bet to be up like $20 and left. -ev gambling is so much more exciting.

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I find out some guy named mike l. is at the table too. If it's 2+2 mike l. why is he playing 15/30 limit?

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It seems like any time I am in a poker room, there's a Mike L. Or mike l.

-McGee

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Thank you everyone for reading. I'm glad it turned out as well as it did. Now for some bonus material. (Stuff I forgot to put in)

When I went back to the Excalibur poker room the Persian guy who bought me a shot saw me and started groaning loudly saying, "Not this maniac again!" I say "Don't worry I'm not drunk this time." He orders me a shot.

When the Chinese guy from Nevada Landing bust and left he said "I need go shopping now." Isn't it a little late to be shopping for presents on Christmas morning?

As we approaced the stateline and I was drifting off to sleep I saw one guy walking alone besides the freeway tugging his luggage along. (No it wasn't the Chinese guy) Now that's what I call absolutely BUSTO.

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Here we place the best carnival game ever. (Couldn't find a better picture)

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thu...carny_game.jpg

Picture 15 kids sitting side by side frantically rolling balls into holes to get their horse across the finish line first. Me and my bro sit down ready to pwn them all. I slam my one dollar onto the glass and we're off. I get lucky and hit two reds (3 notches) in a row sending me way into first place. I ended hitting two more yellows (1 notch) for the rest of the race. I think my ball was rigged. My brother on the other hand was only two notches away from the finish line when some 8 year old girl hits a blue and a red (5 notches total) in like 4 seconds to win the race. I swear there's no skill involved at all!

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I love this game and was trying to get people to play for $$$. No go, but I enjoyed pummelling the ten year olds.

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I wish I didn't skip the Wynn buffet which had a 3 hour long wait. My brother assured me there was no better buffet in existence.

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when i was there in july, whenever they gave you the comp ($20 off) of the buffet for playing some odd hours on your poker room card, they also wrote you a line pass. i remember being about 3rd in line with my buddy and thinking, there is no effing way i would wait in that long ass line if i didn't have this pass. i can confirm, it is the best buffet i've ever had. just a note for next time.

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Great read toss. I hit up the Wynn buffet the last time I was there ('ve never had any other Vegas buffet), and I must've eaten my weight in crab legs. That alone made it worth the money.

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Toss,

excellent

-surf

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...Who here has doubled down with the dealer showing a 5? Who here has seen the dealer flip over a face card to go with that 5? Who here has seen a dealer pull a 6 out of his ass?...

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OMFG!! me me me me me me!!! the PAIN of it all!!!

Toss, outstanding report!!!

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Excellent read.

In my last vegas trip, I was up $1,300 before donking it all off at the craps table. Damn the dice.

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Excellent read.

In my last vegas trip, I was up $1,300 before donking it all off at the craps table. Damn the dice.

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how dare you speak this way of the dice

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I grab a fistful on chips and spray them at the dealer. Donk who capped preflop says, "How do you play defense against that?" That's right you can't play defense against that. The whole table is already on tilt.

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haha.. good start dude. This is my favorite part thus far. Nothing like putting an entire table on tilt w/ your first hand. I love it.

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I did the same sort of thing when I stayed at the Excalibur in October. Straddled and capped the betting preflop with what turned out to be 33. Flop was K.-,-, I bet, guy UTG+1 raises, I reraise he caps. Turn is a 3, 4 bets again, River is a 3. UTG proudly shows his Kings full. He actually looked like he was going to hit me when I showed my hand. And then to top it off, he got to watch me go spin the wheel for an additional $60 for getting quads. Found out later he was a rock and that was like the first hand he had played in about 2 hours.

The regulars at the Excalibur get mighty mighty pissed off when you [censored] with thier game. It's really quite entertaining.

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great read, i really need to make it back to vegas soon [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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There are regulars at the Excalibur?