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What if, EVERYTHING you were taught was wrong?
what if, Christopher Columbus did not discover america, there were people here already.
what if, there is no god and this exsistance is all there is to what we are. what if, life is just survival of the fittest. what if, there is no right and wrong. what if, global warming exsists. what if, democracy does not exsist. what if, there is no such thing as freedom. what if, man is captain of his planet, master of his fate. what if, everything you were taught was wrong. KATHY [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] |
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Mom?
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what if, Christopher Columbus did not discover america, there were people here already. what if, there is no god and this exsistance is all there is to what we are. what if, life is just survival of the fittest. what if, there is no right and wrong. what if, global warming exsists. what if, man is captain of his planet, master of his fate. [/ QUOTE ] OMG mindblowing |
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ma head asplode
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You arent a very smart individual then are you?
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what if, you didn't know, when, to properly insert, a comma, into a sentence?
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Kathy,
What if you were a worthless troll who should've been banned about 44 posts ago? What then? |
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what if, man is captain of his planet, master of his fate. [/ QUOTE ] http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y15...tainPlanet.jpg You rang? |
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I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?" "Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?" "Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?" I probably would have kept on guessing But about that time we crashed into the truck And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so Important doesn't matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr They sucked out my internal organs And they took some polaroids And said I was a darn good sport And as a way of saying thank you They offered to transport me back to Any point in history that I would care to go And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night So I could pay my phone bill on time Just then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so Important doesn't matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin When I got a nasty papercut And, well, to make a long story short It got infected and I died So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter By the pearly gates And it's obvious he doesn't like The Nehru jacket that I'm wearing He tells me that they've got a dress code Well, he lets me into heaven anyway But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine For all eternity And every day he runs by screaming Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you used to think was so important Doesn't really matter anymore Because the simple fact remains that Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong Everything you know is wrong |
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1. Kinda
2. Kinda. 3. Not really. 4. Not really. 5. Yes. 6. No. 7. Kinda. 8. Are you retarded? 9. No. |
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what if, man is captain of his planet, master of his fate. [/ QUOTE ] fockin A. |
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We fail!
But screw your courage to the sticking-place, And we'll not fail. When Duncan is asleep-- Whereto the rather shall his day's hard journey Soundly invite him--his two chamberlains Will I with wine and wassail so convince That memory, the warder of the brain, Shall be a fume, and the receipt of reason A limbeck only: when in swinish sleep Their drenched natures lie as in a death, What cannot you and I perform upon The unguarded Duncan? what not put upon His spongy officers, who shall bear the guilt Of our great quell? |
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I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?" "Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?" "Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?" I probably would have kept on guessing But about that time we crashed into the truck And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so Important doesn't matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr They sucked out my internal organs And they took some polaroids And said I was a darn good sport And as a way of saying thank you They offered to transport me back to Any point in history that I would care to go And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night So I could pay my phone bill on time Just then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so Important doesn't matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin When I got a nasty papercut And, well, to make a long story short It got infected and I died So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter By the pearly gates And it's obvious he doesn't like The Nehru jacket that I'm wearing He tells me that they've got a dress code Well, he lets me into heaven anyway But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine For all eternity And every day he runs by screaming Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you used to think was so important Doesn't really matter anymore Because the simple fact remains that Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong Everything you know is wrong [/ QUOTE ] lol, this is the first thing i thought of when i read the title. glad i'm not the only loser here... |
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From Luckychancer (edited)
what's interesting about this thread is that instead of addressing the issues raised people post mindless replies attacking the poster personal Someone posts to discuss this and all 90% of the morons on this forum can do is attack the OP. Good job guys. Keep jerking off to Brandirose and making idiotic posts, the cheaters online and in BM tournaments thank you for all your help. |
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Kathy: I'd like to hear your insights into these matters first. What if you didn't speak in platitudes?
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[ QUOTE ] what if, man is captain of his planet, master of his fate. [/ QUOTE ] http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y15...tainPlanet.jpg You rang? [/ QUOTE ] CAPTAIN PLANEEEET!!!! |
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WHICH?
KATHY |
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From Luckychancer (edited) what's interesting about this thread is that instead of addressing the issues raised people post mindless replies attacking the poster personal Someone posts to discuss this and all 90% of the morons on this forum can do is attack the OP. Good job guys. Keep jerking off to Brandirose and making idiotic posts, the cheaters online and in BM tournaments thank you for all your help. [/ QUOTE ] maybe that should be a sign as to how dumb the post is? that or you are right and everyone is wrong, yes thats the case... |
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What if, nothing productive ever comes out of this thread?
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shows the intelligence of 2x2ers!
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shows the intelligence of 2x2ers! [/ QUOTE ] you are even dumber than I had initially thought. |
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what makes you the center of the universe, able to judge all so well.
all i did was ask the questions. YOU obviously have all the answers for everyone. KATHY |
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what makes you the center of the universe, able to judge all so well. all i did was ask the questions. YOU obviously have all the answers for everyone. KATHY [/ QUOTE ] no but you think you are better than all the 2p2ers, i thought iwas clear you werent, so i called you out. |
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Everything right is wrong again
Just like in the long long trailer All the dishes got broken and the car kept driving And nobody would stop to save her Wake me when it's over, touch my face Tell me every word has been erased Don't you want to know the reason Why the cupboard's not appealing Don't you get the feeling that Everything that's right is wrong again You're a weasel overcome with dinge Weasel overcome but not before the damage done The healing doesn't stop the feeling Everything right is wrong again Just like in the long long trailer All the dishes got broken and the car kept driving And nobody would stop to save her And now the song is over now And now the song is over now And now the song is over now The song is over now Everything right is wrong again Every movement false, every four is waltz again Every five and dime's been gained and spent Tell me that you like my float upstream Draw the line dividing laugh and scream You know everything that I know so I know You've heard the voice that makes the silent noise That says that Everything that's right is wrong again You're a weasel overcome with dinge Weasel overcome but not before the damage done The healing doesn't stop the feeling Everything right is wrong again Just like in the long long trailer All the dishes got broken and the car kept driving And nobody would stop to save her And now the song is over now And now the song is over now And now the song is over now The song is over now |
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you are by far the worst poster on here. please ban.
rj |
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Eh, you probably won't have any more success here. These things aren't really related and their sole purpose seems to be support of a pretty raw platitude. Try more focus and depth.
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I stated as I believe clearly, it is your own interpretation that is clogging your thought mechanism.
there is no more. it is only important, because you want to make it so. so simple, 2x2ers overrate the importance of their exsistance! KATHY |
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[ QUOTE ] what makes you the center of the universe, able to judge all so well. all i did was ask the questions. YOU obviously have all the answers for everyone. KATHY [/ QUOTE ] no but you think you are better than all the 2p2ers, i thought iwas clear you werent, so i called you out. [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] what if, Christopher Columbus did not discover america, there were people here already. [/ QUOTE ] Insightful! |
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All,
Is this the worst active thread on 2+2 right now? If not, can you point me to a counterexample? Thanks Chris |
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For two reasons, thanks for posting.
1. Most of the replies were funny. 2. I got to see Amplify's avatar again. |
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2. I got to see Amplify's avatar again. [/ QUOTE ] Dude. Hang out in POG more. |
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what if, everything you were taught was wrong. [/ QUOTE ] It is. Get over it. Next. |
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OP: So you're saying I'm right about everything. Sweet.
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What if, people knew how to spell exsist and use commas?
No, wait. That's just ludicrous. |
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shows the intelligence of 2x2ers! [/ QUOTE ] What's a 2x2er? |
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[ QUOTE ] shows the intelligence of 2x2ers! [/ QUOTE ] What's a 2x2er? [/ QUOTE ] The ends justify the means. |
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