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Chump Change 12-22-2006 08:44 AM

My contribution
 
to degeneracy!

So, I won the BBVONKAMENT yesterday (I rool, duh) and decided when we were on the bubble that i'd donate part of my whopping cash (<$100) to a "do something retarded, gross, demeaning, challenging, or all of the above for $$"

I then decided that i'd do it anyway if I didn't cash, but that was never really an issue.

So go for it, eat poop or a sandwich or a poop sandwich or whatev and get at least $25, maybe more if I feel more generous. We're a democroanarchy here so i'll let you allz figure it out and deem it worthy.

His Boy Elroy 12-22-2006 12:29 PM

Re: My contribution
 
i ate a sandwich



ship 25 bucks plz

Gildwulf 12-22-2006 12:34 PM

Re: My contribution
 
everybody poops, fwiw

needbeer 12-22-2006 12:35 PM

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everybody poops, fwiw

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everybody eats it too... right? ........right??

Seraphim 12-22-2006 12:39 PM

Re: My contribution
 
i dont eat it but i stare at my poo in the bottom of the u bend after i finish squeezing it out. to me it smells of pride.

Messiahkid 12-22-2006 12:40 PM

Re: My contribution
 
This thread has potential...

tomdemaine 12-22-2006 12:56 PM

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everybody poops

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and eeeevery body cries. Everybody poops ... sometimes.

ChexNFX 12-22-2006 12:56 PM

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i dont eat it but i stare at my poo in the bottom of the u bend after i finish squeezing it out. to me it smells of pride.

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LOL

DING-DONG YO 12-22-2006 12:59 PM

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everybody poops, fwiw

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untrue, hot girls do not poop

IronDragon1 12-22-2006 01:09 PM

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everybody poops, fwiw

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untrue, hot girls do not poop

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Ummm...tubgirl?


count it!

SkinnyLittleTwig 12-22-2006 01:20 PM

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everybody poops

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and eeeevery body cries. Everybody poops ... sometimes.

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nh

SkinnyLittleTwig 12-22-2006 02:15 PM

Re: My contribution
 
[ QUOTE ]
to degeneracy!

So, I won the BBVONKAMENT yesterday (I rool, duh) and decided when we were on the bubble that i'd donate part of my whopping cash (<$100) to a "do something retarded, gross, demeaning, challenging, or all of the above for $$"

I then decided that i'd do it anyway if I didn't cash, but that was never really an issue.

So go for it, eat poop or a sandwich or a poop sandwich or whatev and get at least $25, maybe more if I feel more generous. We're a democroanarchy here so i'll let you allz figure it out and deem it worthy.

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...n/DSC03082.jpg

PITTM 12-22-2006 02:52 PM

Re: My contribution
 
work on your hand angle.

rj

Seraphim 12-22-2006 03:00 PM

Re: My contribution
 
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work on your hand angle.

rj

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who died and made you jesus

Chump Change 12-22-2006 06:00 PM

Re: My contribution
 
Lolz at skinny. I'm looking at either HBE for his heroic sandwich eating (if it had mustard, hats off, sir) or skinny, though he fuxxxd up the hand angle, what a loser. What does the mob think?

Spechel EDD 12-22-2006 06:03 PM

Re: My contribution
 
ill post a photo of my dog trying to poo during the past blizzard and in the process becoming so cold that i had to carry him home because he couldnt move his back legs

His Boy Elroy 12-22-2006 06:11 PM

Re: My contribution
 
The sandwich in question may or may not have had mustard.


IT ALSO MAYBE HAD TURKEY AND PROVOLONE


GO BIG OR GO HOME I SAY

Chump Change 12-22-2006 06:27 PM

Re: My contribution
 
Edd,

Post and let the mob decide. I think it'd be better though if you were traveling through the yukon in subzero weather and had to periodically build fires to avoid death.

HBE,

Turkey and provolone, eh... It's a dirty job baby.

Spechel EDD 12-22-2006 06:30 PM

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http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/1682/pict0334nr4.jpg nsfw duh

Chump Change 12-22-2006 06:32 PM

Re: My contribution
 
I lolzed at a pooping dog.

Spechel EDD 12-22-2006 06:35 PM

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he was like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNOWS TOO DAMN COLD AHHHHHHHHHH and he had just stopped moving after he pooped and i was like :/ so i picked him up and carried him home because he couldnt walk on his own at the time. i felt so bad for him that i gave him a lot of his dog treats and he was pretty cool after i dried him off.

Chump Change 12-22-2006 06:40 PM

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I should ship you teh moniez and start a collection to get you a new dog. This dog is clearly a disgrace. I thought they were supposed to be resilient?

Spechel EDD 12-22-2006 06:45 PM

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rofl my dog is so goddamn balla its incredible
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...7895&hl=en

i had my dad watch him and he took him to some ranch or whatever it is and he did this for like hours on end

holdme 12-22-2006 07:02 PM

Re: My contribution
 
beat: your dog is fat

Dan87 12-22-2006 07:14 PM

Re: My contribution
 
lol your dog trolled those bitches

edfurlong 12-22-2006 07:20 PM

Re: My contribution
 
Awesome! Watching Rob and Big really makes me want one of those tubby little stinkers.

onthebutton 12-22-2006 08:20 PM

Re: My contribution
 
SE,

Your dog RULES. "LOLZ @ you bitches in the cage! Look at me I'M FREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

Chump Change 12-23-2006 03:56 PM

Re: My contribution
 
Wtf? So, in the kwaanza spirit, I decided to ship 3 $25s, which still leaves me with a whopping $10 profit from my awesome donkament win, but there are only 3 nominations.
Wtf at these bustoers crying busto (sickywicky i'm looking in your direction) but now refusing to do 100 pushups while eating dog food for an easy cool $25.
Whatev, HBE is about to get paid for eating a turkey sandwich unless somebody wants to knock him out.

Also, wtf at this thread and begging bustoers not wanting to take an extra step for easy moniez?

nath 12-23-2006 06:46 PM

Re: My contribution
 
i ate a lot of oysters yesterday, and i've been drinking almost nonstop since about 7 pm thursday night (i.e. "since i arrived in new orleans")

what's that good for?

Spechel EDD 12-23-2006 07:12 PM

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i ate a lot of oysters yesterday, and i've been drinking almost nonstop since about 7 pm thursday night (i.e. "since i arrived in new orleans")

what's that good for?

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about 5-6 hours having to poop

Chump Change 12-23-2006 07:43 PM

Re: My contribution
 
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i ate a lot of oysters yesterday, and i've been drinking almost nonstop since about 7 pm thursday night (i.e. "since i arrived in new orleans")

what's that good for?

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I think that's good for death, actually. Did you cook the oysters yourself? Have you ever cooked oysters yourself? You know that smell? Lord in heaven.
Well, we'll give HBE some time for a rebuttal, perhaps saying his turkey sambo was on the dry side or something, but this might top it.

siwicki 12-23-2006 10:08 PM

Re: My contribution
 
lol chump, u said u would give me $25 straight up!

Chump Change 12-23-2006 10:12 PM

Re: My contribution
 
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lol chump, u said u would give me $25 straight up!

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I believe that's taking my words and more than twisting them up a little.

Yo all you gotta beat is a turkey sandwich and/or drunk oysters...

What is the world coming to?

siwicki 12-23-2006 10:13 PM

Re: My contribution
 
to lazy to post the pic.

Georgia Avenue 12-23-2006 10:40 PM

Re: My contribution
 
edd put yr dog onna skakeboard=winner.

nath 12-23-2006 10:48 PM

Re: My contribution
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
i ate a lot of oysters yesterday, and i've been drinking almost nonstop since about 7 pm thursday night (i.e. "since i arrived in new orleans")

what's that good for?

[/ QUOTE ]

I think that's good for death, actually. Did you cook the oysters yourself? Have you ever cooked oysters yourself? You know that smell? Lord in heaven.

[/ QUOTE ]
Cooked oysters? WTF?

NewTeaBag 12-23-2006 11:48 PM

Re: My contribution
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
to degeneracy!

So, I won the BBVONKAMENT yesterday (I rool, duh) and decided when we were on the bubble that i'd donate part of my whopping cash (<$100) to a "do something retarded, gross, demeaning, challenging, or all of the above for $$"

I then decided that i'd do it anyway if I didn't cash, but that was never really an issue.

So go for it, eat poop or a sandwich or a poop sandwich or whatev and get at least $25, maybe more if I feel more generous. We're a democroanarchy here so i'll let you allz figure it out and deem it worthy.

[/ QUOTE ]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...n/DSC03082.jpg

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Ok this one has me konfuzzzzzed!

Is that a ladyboy on the left or what?

KentuckyWildcats 12-24-2006 12:41 AM

Re: My contribution
 
Would me doing something constructive and useful to the fishies be worth any monies??
Such as me posting a video on metacafe on "how to shuffle poker chips"

KentuckyWildcats 12-24-2006 12:44 AM

Re: My contribution
 
Just to add. I am not merely posting the link to this video. I did in fact create and submit this video to Metacafe.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/343161...e_poker_chips/

KentuckyWildcats 12-24-2006 12:45 AM

Re: My contribution
 
Not too mention I have never played on Stars before and I would like to get my feet wet. I was a Party guy before all the legal mess, and am presently a FTP and WPX guy.


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