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Some Pig 02-05-2006 01:15 AM

Oldest Celebrity you\'d do? - NSFW possibility in replies
 
Raquel Welch and Susan Sarandon, no problem. Pushing the envelope, Cloris Leachman and Angie Dickenson. For these last two, you would need a good imagination to visualize how they looked like way back when they were still 70.

costanza_g 02-05-2006 01:17 AM

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Diane lane.

Scotty. 02-05-2006 01:17 AM

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Madonna? Demi Moore?

Iplayragstoo 02-05-2006 01:22 AM

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Mimi Rodgers

DDC67 02-05-2006 01:22 AM

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Sofia Loren (Grumpier Old Men)

ScottieK 02-05-2006 01:24 AM

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For Susan Sarandon, I'll subtract four years and take Morgan Fairchild.

Sophia Loren comes to mind. Definitely Raquel Welch.

ScottieK

young Nut 02-05-2006 01:26 AM

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Sally Field

Dave D 02-05-2006 01:28 AM

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Dolly Pardon looked pretty good on conan this summer, I think she probably gets GILF status. And she's hilarious, and a good person. At least on TV.


The "touch my boobs" woman on Wedding crashers.

The MILF, of course.

Oh yeah, and Pam Anderson's like 38.

DarkForceRising 02-05-2006 01:31 AM

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Mary Steenbergen (Ted Dansons' wife)

ethan 02-05-2006 01:41 AM

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Oh yeah, and Pam Anderson's like 38.

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Dave D 02-05-2006 01:43 AM

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Oh yeah, and Pam Anderson's like 38.

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They're called condoms.

Worth it.

Scary_Tiger 02-05-2006 01:44 AM

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Madonna? Demi Moore?

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Dave D 02-05-2006 01:45 AM

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Madonna? Demi Moore?

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Demi yes, and I'm sure she gives a great lapdance. Madonna no, she's so gross, and that gap tooth probably whistles during or something.

BCPVP 02-05-2006 01:47 AM

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The "touch my boobs" woman on Wedding crashers.

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Jane "Dr. Quinn" Seymour. I'll admit she didn't look that bad in Wedding Crashers for how old she is.

Evan 02-05-2006 01:50 AM

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Oh yeah, and Pam Anderson's like 38.

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Was I supposed to know what this was before looking at the url?

ScottieK 02-05-2006 01:51 AM

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Gates McFadden would be interesting =)

I think my limit would be 55-60 unless she looked really hot for a senior citizen.

ScottieK

BCPVP 02-05-2006 01:52 AM

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Oh yeah, and Pam Anderson's like 38.

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Was I supposed to know what this was before looking at the url?

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You didn't know Pam had hepatitis?

Hoya 02-05-2006 01:53 AM

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Emma Watson

ethan 02-05-2006 01:56 AM

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They're called condoms.

Worth it.

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Not like it'd slow me down either. But just sayin'.

Hopey 02-05-2006 01:57 AM

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Taylor Hanson.

IggyWH 02-05-2006 01:58 AM

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Bea Arthur

aheravi 02-05-2006 02:00 AM

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Gates McFadden would be interesting =)

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Can you come up with a more obscure actress? Will you let Wesley watch before he heads off to Starfleet Academy?

4 High 02-05-2006 02:09 AM

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http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.ya...ena_davis2.jpg

Id do both of em, no hesitation.

KDawg 02-05-2006 02:10 AM

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Jane Seymour easy. Diane Lane and Mariska Hargitay would be good lay's for great looking 40 somethings

dustybottoms 02-05-2006 02:11 AM

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Valerie Perrine
Diane Keaton

talentdeficit 02-05-2006 02:13 AM

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madeleine stowe (48) off the top of my head. there's probably someone older that i'd do tho.

Paul B. 02-05-2006 02:13 AM

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Meg Ryan is 44.

http://www.olho.nu/nhaca-spot/_img/pic_meg-ryan.jpg

dustybottoms 02-05-2006 02:20 AM

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And Rene Russo is 51. Where has the time gone?

http://www.3mediavision.com/ixalapa/...437-728480.JPG

ScottieK 02-05-2006 02:24 AM

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Gates McFadden would be interesting =)

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Can you come up with a more obscure actress? Will you let Wesley watch before he heads off to Starfleet Academy?

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I'm sure most of us here know who she is. No, I wouldn't let Wesley watch. Got a thing for redheads, so what? Also consider Shelley Long, 56...Cybil Shepherd, 55...Twiggy, 55...

And yes, I can come up with a more obscure actress:

Daniela Bianchi, age 64

http://jamesbond007.net/galerie/daniela11.jpg

ScottieK

CheckRaise 02-05-2006 02:32 AM

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She is 50 I believe
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/8...mmers118qu.jpg

ScottieK 02-05-2006 02:33 AM

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Jane Seymour easy. Diane Lane and Mariska Hargitay would be good lay's for great looking 40 somethings

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If we're taking 40 yr olds into consideration, I'd nail Andie Macdowell in a heartbeat.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.ya...eautyshop1.jpg

http://www.beautifulhairdos.com/pict...cdowell.03.jpg

48. 48!

ScottieK

LionelHutz00 02-05-2006 02:40 AM

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surprised that nobody has mentioned:
http://www.blackwebportal.com/media_..._grier_020.jpg

GT123 02-05-2006 02:44 AM

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Cindy Margolis is 41

http://www.cindymargolis.com/web/gra...ry1/Image7.jpg

WLVRYN 02-05-2006 03:41 AM

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Bea Arthur

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I wouldnt [censored] Sandra Bernhard with Bea Arthur's dick!

THAY3R 02-05-2006 03:43 AM

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http://www.blazinbeauties.com/images...er_tilley6.jpg

bigt2k4 02-05-2006 03:48 AM

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Haley Joel Osment http://www.classicmoviekids.com/imag...leyjoel304.jpg

bigt2k4 02-05-2006 03:55 AM

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Elian Gonzalez



http://www2.indystar.com/library/fac...lian/elian.jpg

TFlo 02-05-2006 03:56 AM

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Nice one.......

$DEADSEXE$ 02-05-2006 06:11 AM

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Diane Lane is like 36.

Sharon Stone came in where I worked last year and damn not only was she flirty as hell but she looked amazing.

Elevens 02-05-2006 09:23 AM

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Ann Margret
http://www.nndb.com/people/777/00004...margret-bw.jpg


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