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I finally am forced to move down to .50/1 because I just can't beat $1/2 NL. So my first hand there and I still keep getting outplayed. I guess Im not skilled enough to play cash games. I'm just more of a tournament mind.

PokerStars Game #7515391745: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2006/12/19 - 17:54:51 (ET)
Table 'Massalia II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: FGators26 ($90.45 in chips)
Seat 3: skaughtybee ($129.20 in chips)
Seat 4: Aldreas ($147.35 in chips)
Seat 5: Sh@i'tan ($116.80 in chips)
Seat 6: gejjzor ($167.65 in chips)
FGators26: posts small blind $0.50
skaughtybee: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FGators26 [Kh Kd]
Aldreas: folds
Sh@i'tan: raises $3 to $4
gejjzor: folds
FGators26: raises $9 to $13
skaughtybee: folds
Sh@i'tan: calls $9
*** FLOP *** [5d 4d Js]
FGators26: bets $21
Sh@i'tan: raises $67 to $88
FGators26: calls $56.45 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [5d 4d Js] [7d]
*** RIVER *** [5d 4d Js 7d] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
FGators26: shows [Kh Kd] (a pair of Kings)
Sh@i'tan: shows [9d 2d] (a flush, Nine high)
Sh@i'tan collected $179.90 from pot

Re: You people win

stats from your shiny new poker tracker

Re: You people win

have u posted ur new pt info or wut
at least a graph or 2
tough luck....u need a coach?

Re: You people win

gators still got enough fpp for that event u wanted to go to?

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gators still got enough fpp for that event u wanted to go to?

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nope, because i wasted FPPs on money that would go to clowns like this guy.

Re: You people win

That's alright, at least you're being honest with yourself. Good luck at .5/1!

Re: You people win

You just got outplayed, have you considered NL50?

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it's funny because the most insightful thing you've ever said in this forum is veiled in sarcasm. and what's worse, you know it.

Re: You people win

NL 10 has some juicy games!
bad luck just keep at it

Re: You people win

ahahahaha good thread fgators [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Re: You people win

I think I might totally rework my game. My new plan is to play NL 50.

Key additions to my game that I have noticed that seem to work against me:

-Call any raise with any two suited cards or any Ace or King
-Push all in with any pocket pair (he has to have AK)
-Randomly push all in with the nut flush draw (Screw two pair/sets, if I flush I win)
-double it preflop (keep the pot small until I hit a whopper!)

I'll report back to confirm these winning strategies.

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-Randomly push all in with the nut flush draw (Screw two pair/sets, if I flush I win)

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umm this isnt bad at all

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post graph fgators!!!!!

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-Randomly push all in with the nut flush draw (Screw two pair/sets, if I flush I win)

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you'll still lose though:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

SB ($313.35)
BB ($186)
Hero ($72.95)
MP ($290.25)
Button ($99.55)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $6, 1 fold, Button calls $6, 2 folds.

Flop: ($15) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $8, Button raises to $22, Hero raises to $66.95, Button calls $44.95.

Turn: ($148.90) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($148.90) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $148.90

Results in white below: 
Hero has 9d Ad (one pair, nines).
Button has Kc Jc (one pair, kings).
Outcome: Button wins $148.90.

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it's funny because the most insightful thing you've ever said in this forum is veiled in sarcasm. and what's worse, you know it.

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Maybe he should raise, and then push reraise with 25

Re: You people win

Gators, you sound like a beaten man.

Have you tried a full week or ten days with literally zero poker and coming back with something of a fresh view?

It seems somewhat unnatural the pig of a downswing you are having.

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So my first hand there

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Seat 2: FGators26 ($90.45 in chips)

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FGators26: posts small blind $0.50

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O RLY?

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So my first hand there

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Seat 2: FGators26 ($90.45 in chips)

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FGators26: posts small blind $0.50

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O RLY?

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LOL, Owned.

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post graph fgators!!!!!

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I'm pretty sure he has yet to purchase PT.

Re: You people win

FGators:

I've noticed that you frequently open limp in early position. Frequently enough that I see it at least a few times/session. You should probably stop doing that.

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Hey gators. I said hello to you in a 100NL game and you didnt say hi back. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

PS good luck

Re: You people win

Fgators,
Did he learn pf play from you ?

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post graph fgators!!!!!

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I'm pretty sure he has yet to purchase PT.

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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showth...rue#Post8320836

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FGators:

I've noticed that you frequently open limp in early position. Frequently enough that I see it at least a few times/session. You should probably stop doing that.

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thats a blatant lie. I'd like to see some hand I do that. I never limp.

Re: You people win

i played with you a bit on stars for a while, you play like a robot, so its easy to make moves on you

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lol, wtf are you talking about f, you limp all the time

POKERSTARS GAME #7308448519: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2006/12/05 - 05:09:40 (ET)
Table 'Chryseis' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: sunny 5 ($138.90 in chips)
Seat 2: FGators26 ($216.30 in chips)
Seat 3: Baalim ($217.50 in chips)
Seat 4: AABB2005 ($33.60 in chips)
Seat 5: stavio26 ($22.50 in chips)
Seat 6: carrotsnake ($250.80 in chips)
carrotsnake: posts small blind $1
sunny 5: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to carrotsnake [7h Qd]
FGators26: calls $2
Baalim: folds
AABB2005: folds
stavio26: folds
carrotsnake: folds
sunny 5: checks
*** FLOP *** [8h Ad 9c]
sunny 5: checks
FGators26: checks
*** TURN *** [8h Ad 9c] [9h]
sunny 5: checks
FGators26: checks
*** RIVER *** [8h Ad 9c 9h] [Qh]
sunny 5: checks
FGators26: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sunny 5: shows [6d Jd] (a pair of Nines)
FGators26: mucks hand
sunny 5 collected $4.75 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5 | Rake $0.25
Board [8h Ad 9c 9h Qh]
Seat 1: sunny 5 (big blind) showed [6d Jd] and won ($4.75) with a pair of Nines
Seat 2: FGators26 mucked [5d 7d]
Seat 3: Baalim folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: AABB2005 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: stavio26 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: carrotsnake (small blind) folded before Flop

POKERSTARS GAME #7294864607: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2006/12/04 - 07:03:54 (ET)
Table 'Umbriel' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: carrotsnake ($683.25 in chips)
Seat 3: FGators26 ($178.80 in chips)
Seat 4: Bring-me-in ($8.20 in chips)
Seat 5: iharding ($185.65 in chips)
Seat 6: HeIIo, Jerry ($224.65 in chips)
HeIIo, Jerry: posts small blind $1
carrotsnake: posts big blind $2
djspx: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to carrotsnake [Qd 6c]
FGators26: calls $2
Bring-me-in: folds
iharding: folds
HeIIo, Jerry: folds
carrotsnake: checks
*** FLOP *** [Jh 3h Kh]
carrotsnake: checks
FGators26: checks
*** TURN *** [Jh 3h Kh] [4d]
carrotsnake: checks
FGators26: checks
*** RIVER *** [Jh 3h Kh 4d] [3s]
carrotsnake: checks
FGators26: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
carrotsnake: shows [Qd 6c] (a pair of Threes)
FGators26: shows [Ad 9d] (a pair of Threes - Ace kicker)
FGators26 collected $4.75 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5 | Rake $0.25
Board [Jh 3h Kh 4d 3s]
Seat 1: carrotsnake (big blind) showed [Qd 6c] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 3: FGators26 showed [Ad 9d] and won ($4.75) with a pair of Threes
Seat 4: Bring-me-in folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: iharding (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: HeIIo, Jerry (small blind) folded before Flop

Just from a cursory search. Now apoligize to mason for calling him a liar [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]. He's a good man ^^. Also, just for BBV's pleasure since your being a jerk to a good person, wtf were you doing here ?

POKERSTARS GAME #7406300876: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2006/12/11 - 23:53:42 (ET)
Table 'Holmia III' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: bigsssslikk ($150.70 in chips)
Seat 2: FGators26 ($236.05 in chips)
Seat 3: carrotsnake ($207.80 in chips)
Seat 4: gj121 ($36.75 in chips)
Seat 5: jnel9 ($424.35 in chips)
Seat 6: manub ($197 in chips)
carrotsnake: posts small blind $1
gj121: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to carrotsnake [6s Tc]
jnel9: folds
manub: raises $6 to $8
bigsssslikk: folds
FGators26: calls $8
carrotsnake: folds
gj121: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qc Ts 5d]
manub: checks
FGators26: checks
*** TURN *** [Qc Ts 5d] [Js]
manub: bets $10
FGators26: calls $10
*** RIVER *** [Qc Ts 5d Js] [5s]
manub: checks
FGators26: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
manub: shows [Kd Qd] (two pair, Queens and Fives)
FGators26: shows [9c 8c] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
FGators26 collected $37.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $39 | Rake $1.90
Board [Qc Ts 5d Js 5s]
Seat 1: bigsssslikk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: FGators26 (button) showed [9c 8c] and won ($37.10) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 3: carrotsnake (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: gj121 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: jnel9 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: manub showed [Kd Qd] and lost with two pair, Queens and Fives

Just wondering. I guess I'll say I gl to you at 50/100/wherever. I just hope one day you'll realize a lot of people have tried to help you and while variance has played a part of your downswing, what people have told you has played a large part in it too, like in this hand I just posted. Annnnnnywhoooo, don't be callin people liars, mmmmk ?

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FGators from the hands other people post, you don't play very well. Think about it, stop 12 tabling and learn to play.

Re: You people win

You have it all wrong F, you should be moving up, not down.

Re: You people win

So you play 92s to a raise in the other thread and its right... and HE plays 92s to a raise in this thread and its wrong CONFUSION

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FGators:

I've noticed that you frequently open limp in early position. Frequently enough that I see it at least a few times/session. You should probably stop doing that.

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thats a blatant lie. I'd like to see some hand I do that. I never limp.

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This is seriously really really wrong. I have a ton of hands on you and you limp A LOT.

Re: You people win

I am not the only person that plays on my account. I have roomates that occasionally hop on and play so I don't remember these hands at all.

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I am not the only person that plays on my account. I have roomates that occasionally hop on and play so I don't remember these hands at all.

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LAWLZ 'OK'

Re: You people win

All I know is that if people were dealt the cards I have dealt, when I was actually playing on my account, in the last 50 days nobody on this website would be a winner and they would all act like me and want to kill poker.

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Dude, put a stop to that [censored] ASAP unless your roommates are better at poker than you are.

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I am not lying, I have friends that play on my account when I go to class/go out. I don't limp at 6 max if I'm first in the pot. I have no f'ing clue what these 3 hands carrot dug up are.

Re: You people win

Sir, if those hands were palyed by you, you are terrible and shold play 25NL.

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All I know is that if people were dealt the cards I have dealt, when I was actually playing on my account, in the last 50 days nobody on this website would be a winner and they would all act like me and want to kill poker.

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lololol

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