Do all strippers have herpes?
 

Lately I've been [censored] a lot of bitches. This had made me somewhat neurotic and paranoid about STDs. I was reading the CDC's (center for disease control) website and found,

"Results of a nationally representative study show that genital herpes infection is common in the United States. Nationwide, at least 45 million people ages 12 and older, or one out of five adolescents and adults, have had genital HSV infection. Between the late 1970s and the early 1990s, the number of Americans with genital herpes infection increased 30 percent."

That is a lot of [censored] people with the herp. Many of the girls who I have been [censored] have been strippers. They are hot and easy lays. These facts lead me to believe they have all probably [censored] lots of guys. Since, almost everyone has herpes I am guessing 100% of strippers have the herp. I have not yet got the herp. Therefore, I'm thinking I should stop [censored] strippers while I'm still ahead. But. I really like [censored] strippers. So OOT please find a flaw in my logic so I can keep [censored] strippers.

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So OOT please find a flaw in my logic so I can keep [censored] strippers.

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You probably have herpes. Bang away!

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my friend is a stripper, but she does not have herpes. so that makes 1 [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] i don't know how much sex she has with her clients - i believe her when she says none, but then again, i believed her when she said she did't take anything more then her top off, and it turns out *that* was a blatant lie.

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andrew,

i just try pretty hard to not think about it and get more wasted.

good luck!

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Herpes is actually not very serious in most cases. It is blown way out of proportion because it is on your wiener. Most people with genital herpes don't even know they have it because the outbreaks are so minor or not existant at all. Also, they are easily mistaken for pimples, much like cold sores. So, you've probably been exposed to it, and you might already have it, but in most cases, so what. I would be way more worried about warts...those things look nasty.

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i have little to add to this thread

peter: "A guy at work bought a car out of the paper. Ten years later, Bam! Herpes."

hope that helps!

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sorry bro, but you got herpes for sure... It happens to the best of is, [censored] away

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In other Ship It Holla News,

JMan wins 200k
Good2Cu has his first outbreak - chaos ensues in the mansion.
Good2Cu takes a shot at 100/200 to pay for his valrex.
Good2Cu goes busto - penis falls off.

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In other Ship It Holla News,

JMan wins 200k
Good2Cu has his first outbreak - chaos ensues in the mansion.
Good2Cu takes a shot at 100/200 to pay for his valrex.
Good2Cu goes busto - penis falls off.

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Maybe I should just go on cruises and [censored] sixteen year olds when their parents lose track of them. I bet 16 year olds don't have the herp!

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Good2Cu - don't take everything so personally~

Anyways,

Go get tested in like 3 weeks or so. It'll be scary but worth the peace of mind.

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In other Ship It Holla News,

JMan wins 200k
Good2Cu has his first outbreak - chaos ensues in the mansion.
Good2Cu takes a shot at 100/200 to pay for his valrex.
Good2Cu goes busto - penis falls off.

[/ QUOTE ]

Maybe I should just go on cruises and [censored] sixteen year olds when their parents lose track of them. I bet 16 year olds don't have the herp!

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icy hot

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Good2Cu - don't take everything so personally~

Anyways,

Go get tested in like 3 weeks or so. It'll be scary but worth the peace of mind.

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I was joking. I like 16 years old (if/where that is still legal for me).

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I like 16 years old (if/where that is still legal for me).

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nevada, apparently. where sickos like sklansky can brag about [censored] 16yo runaways when he was 53.

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Clearly you didn't fully utilize Dominic.

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I honestly don't see how [censored] a willing 16 year old is worse than [censored] a used up stripper with teh herp [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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I honestly don't see how [censored] a willing 16 year old is worse than [censored] a used up stripper with teh herp [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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16 years old? But that's so young!

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Woops. My bad.

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Yes.

Yes they do.

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my friend is a stripper, but she does not have herpes. so that makes 1 [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] i don't know how much sex she has with her clients - i believe her when she says none, but then again, i believed her when she said she did't take anything more then her top off, and it turns out *that* was a blatant lie.

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Is that her in the picture?

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Start catching for male strippers so you'll only get it on your ass. If you can't see it, it doesn't exist.

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Relax, it's nothing. Just bang away.

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my friend is a stripper, but she does not have herpes. so that makes 1 [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] i don't know how much sex she has with her clients - i believe her when she says none, but then again, i believed her when she said she did't take anything more then her top off, and it turns out *that* was a blatant lie.

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i also have a stripper friend who does not have teh herp. that makes two! but she now has a master's in public health, so she's not yr average stripper.

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my friend is a stripper, but she does not have herpes. so that makes 1 [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] i don't know how much sex she has with her clients - i believe her when she says none, but then again, i believed her when she said she did't take anything more then her top off, and it turns out *that* was a blatant lie.

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i also have a stripper friend who does not have teh herp. that makes two! but she now has a master's in public health, so she's not yr average stripper.

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All girls are lairs. Espically strippers. You think she is going to tell you she has the herp? that is so navie.

I've slept with like 10 girls most of whom are sl*ts/strippers. Not one has told me she has the herp.

In fact no one on an internet message board will even admit they have the herp.

Im guessing everyone who [censored] a lot has the herp and just no one talks about it and [censored] away? Is this the idea? Should I just get the herp young so i can stop being paranoid?

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Between the probabilistic reasoning in the opening post and the 16 year old references, this post is practically a Sklansky signal. How is he not here yet?

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I know a stripper/porn star. No herp.

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In other Ship It Holla News,

JMan wins 200k
Good2Cu has his first outbreak - chaos ensues in the mansion.
Good2Cu takes a shot at 100/200 to pay for his valrex.
Good2Cu goes busto - penis falls off.

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Maybe I should just go on cruises and [censored] sixteen year olds when their parents lose track of them. I bet 16 year olds don't have the herp!

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There are many other STD's to be wary of though. Chlamydia is very common among young adults. In fact my ex years ago had it and when she was diagnosed with it the doctor didn't bother testing me for it and just told me to go take some antibiotics for a week. Also I heard being circumsized helps ward against STD's. If anyone can confirm this factoid I'm willing to setup a chop shop in my garage for all you turtleneckers on here.

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16 years old? But that's so young!

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hooray UK

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i used to be f'ing this SMOKIN hot stripper, but then she moved to cali.. she didnt have teh herp then, but she prob does now.. holla to that

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Good2Cu - don't take everything so personally~

Anyways,

Go get tested in like 3 weeks or so. It'll be scary but worth the peace of mind.

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I was joking. I like 16 years old (if/where that is still legal for me).

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theyre putting stuff in the food man.. 16 yr olds are the new 21yr olds

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Between the probabilistic reasoning in the opening post and the 16 year old references, this post is practically a Sklansky signal. How is he not here yet?

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b/c then good2cu will know where he got the herp from

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dude just find some girl who you know has herp and raw dog her a bunch to make sure you get it. then you're set.

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"Eh [censored] it Dude, Lets' go bowling"

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i wish i was as cool as you guys and had sex with hot strippers all the time

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I have not yet got the herp.


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You just haven't had an outbreak yet. Lots of people have it and don't even know they do. I'm sure when the strippers see another bump on their vag they just say "meh" and put more makeup on it.