Shipping Narcotics Via FedEx
 

Does anyone have experience shipping drugs domestically using FedEx (or other carriers)? This would be done using FedEx Ground.

After visiting the company's website and researching the topic on the internet here is my understanding of the issue:

FedEx does not check or screen any packages unless they have reason. The company does train its employees to look for suspicious packages and they do reserve the right to search any package. They also look for suspicious delivery patterns.

Please correct any inaccuracies in my above assumptions and provide any suggestions.

The package in question would be 18 x 12 x 12 and would be filled with things such as clothes, shoes, hangers, etc. The drug in question is cocaine and the amount is 1/8 oz. I plan on stuffing the bag of coke in the battery compartment of my TI 83 calculator.

The return address will be my name and it will be addressed to The "My Family's Last Name" Family.

Shipping drugs is obviously a case of risk vs reward. I am quite capable of calculating the reward part on my own. What I would like help with is in calculating an estimation of risk.

I expect some worthless flaming replies, but I would ask that you not respond unless you have done this before or are knowledgeable about FedEx's package screening process.

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You are really coming here to ask for help to ship cocaine? How does an obvious idiot such as yourself come upon this dilemma of having to move this wonderful product, anyway? And are you aware the ramifications of doing so and being caught (which is fairly likely - seeing as how you seek to solicit OOT's opinions to aid your distribution)?

Or are you an 18 year old who just watched Blow with his friends and had a super cool idea? lawlz.

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Best use a fake identity/return address and write it off as a loss if it doesn't arrive.

Your family can't get in much trouble for having drugs shipped to them--you just can't be held responsible for things being shipped to you as you have no control over them.

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This thread should probably be locked.

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How does seeking OOT's opinions make him more likely to be caught by FedEx?

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How does seeking OOT's opinions make him more likely to be caught by FedEx?

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Because obviously it establishes the fact that he is an idiot, since only an idiot would have this idea in the first place, and posting it on 2+2 only cements his stupidity.

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I work for Fedex and all 18 x 12 x 12 packages will now be screened.

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Thank you for emailing the Federal Bureau of Investigation. You should receive a confirmation e-mail immediately.

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How does seeking OOT's opinions make him more likely to be caught by FedEx?

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Because obviously it establishes the fact that he is an idiot, since only an idiot would have this idea in the first place, and posting it on 2+2 only cements his stupidity.

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Use circular logic much?

By the way thank you for the valuable insight.

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This poster should be reported to the police out of spite... wtf are you thinking man?

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Thank you for emailing the Federal Bureau of Investigation. You should receive a confirmation e-mail immediately.

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nit

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You do realize that other drugs when shipped the person receiving gets effed. They wait for you to sign and pop you immediately?

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My neighbor is fedex'ed weed from California bi-weekly.

I think he gets an ounce or two so I doubt mailing 1/8 coke will be much of a problem.

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Thank you for emailing the Federal Bureau of Investigation. You should receive a confirmation e-mail immediately.

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And the world is now a safer place...

Though in all seriousness, thank you because I have decided not to ship any illegal substances.

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Well reporting this to the police is pointless. What's FedEx going to do? Slow down shipping nationwide to search all 18x18x12 boxes for a personal amount of Coke?

I may or may not agree with the risk involved here but whats the point of hijacking a thread with personal opinions that don't correlate to the OP's inherent question about the screening process?

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I don't understand why you would send just an eightball- is this just for personal use or something? You do understand shipping coke is a federal offense right? One word of advice- make sure you don't write the correct return address on the package and wear a glove when you're packing everything so you don't get your prints on anything you dumb bastard.

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board,

I really don't care and can't fathom how you'd get busted given the lengths you'd be taking to conceal it, but it does make me a little sad that you went from first-time coke user (thread you started earlier this year) to a guy that is willing to commit a federal offense just so he can have some at home during his X-mas vacation.

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board,

I really don't care and can't fathom how you'd get busted given the lengths you'd be taking to conceal it, but it does make me a little sad that you went from first-time coke user (thread you started earlier this year) to a guy that is willing to commit a federal offense just so he can have some at home during his X-mas vacation.

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this is how ppl turn into junkies.

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You do realize that other drugs when shipped the person receiving gets effed. They wait for you to sign and pop you immediately?

[/ QUOTE ]I don't understand how this can possibly be true. You could just mail drugs with fake return address to any enemy you have and "anonymous tip" the authorities off about the package.

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I don't understand how this can possibly be true. You could just mail drugs with fake return address to any enemy you have and "anonymous tip" the authorities off about the package.

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I know, but somehow it is. I think Robert Parrish of the Celtics got popped this way, signing for some weed. The only really good outcome is that at the time Alaa Abdelnaby (sp) was a notorious stoner also on the team so they were dubbed "Chief and Chong".

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get a nice candle and cut it in half. hollow it out and put the coke in there. then melt the candle back together and mail it as a gift.

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The package in question would be 18 x 12 x 12 and would be filled with things such as clothes, shoes, hangers, etc. The drug in question is cocaine and the amount is 1/8 oz. I plan on stuffing the bag of coke in the battery compartment of my TI 83 calculator.

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Buy yourself a vacuum sealer.

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Interestingly, when police ship cocaine or other contraband to be tested or destroyed, they just use the regular post office mail system.


FWIW - packing things in fresh ground coffee covers the aroma.


AB

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FWIW - packing things in fresh ground coffee covers the aroma.


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LOL

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ed,

Why the LOL? Haven't you seen "Beverly Hills Cop"?

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I don't understand how this can possibly be true. You could just mail drugs with fake return address to any enemy you have and "anonymous tip" the authorities off about the package.

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I know, but somehow it is. I think Robert Parrish of the Celtics got popped this way, signing for some weed. The only really good outcome is that at the time Alaa Abdelnaby (sp) was a notorious stoner also on the team so they were dubbed "Chief and Chong".

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duh, just make the package "no signature required" and problem solved.

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ed,

Why the LOL? Haven't you seen "Beverly Hills Cop"?

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Perhaps he was laughing because cocaine is odorless, and a poster suggested he try and mask the aroma.

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You do realize that other drugs when shipped the person receiving gets effed. They wait for you to sign and pop you immediately?

[/ QUOTE ]I don't understand how this can possibly be true. You could just mail drugs with fake return address to any enemy you have and "anonymous tip" the authorities off about the package.

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Thank harder. Though if you get caught framing the guy, you get busted even harder.

FWIW don't sign for random crap.

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ed,

Why the LOL? Haven't you seen "Beverly Hills Cop"?

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Perhaps he was laughing because cocaine is odorless, and a poster suggested he try and mask the aroma.

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Okay,this is by far the stupidest reply in this thread.Cocaine odorless?It is very clear that you have never ever seen it.

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Cocaine odorless?It is very clear that you have never ever seen it.

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Cocaine IS odorless, do you know the definition of odorless? The sense of 'sight' has no connection with an odor!

Main Entry: odor
1 a : a quality of something that stimulates the olfactory organ : SCENT b : a sensation resulting from adequate stimulation of the olfactory organ : SMELL
2 a : a characteristic or predominant quality : FLAVOR <the odor of sanctity> b : REPUTE, ESTIMATION <in bad odor>

And yes, I abused it for years, if you'd like you can start researching your dispute.

To get you started here, you may also research on Erowid or any other site about coca.

"The finished product is a white, flaky powder: bitter, odorless, and numbing to the lips and tongue. Cocaine may be purchased by the gram, or 1/28 ounce, but is sometimes sold in the quantity of a "spoon," a nebulous measurement - roughly equivalent to 1/4 teaspoon. Depending on the cut, dealers cumulatively can profit, by as much as 1000 percent."

Another reference

"Cocaine is an alkaloid drug compound that creates central nervous system stimulation. It is processed from an organic source, which is the cocoa leaf. In the initial processing a substance of crude cocaine is created which is called Bazooko. Further processing creates a powdery substance known as pure cocaine hydrochloride, or it can be further processed into a prefabricated rock form called crack cocaine. When it is processed into a prefabricated, freebased cocaine called crack, the term crack refers to the crackling sound made when the substance is smoked. Powder cocaine is a white, odorless crystalline powder and it is usually ingested by snorting it or tooting it up the nose. It can also be rubbed on any other mucous membrane. It can also be injected."

another reference

Should I continue? Next time know what you're talking about before talking that [censored].

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It smells like numb!

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tpd,

don't argue w/ dimentia, not worth it.

OP,

i know many people that ship drugs via fed ex. by many i mean like 3. but i think it's pretty common.

also, i am suspicious of ANY person who ships coffee or peanut butter now.

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tpd,

don't argue w/ dimentia, not worth it.

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I challenge you to prove to me that I am wrong. Ol' Dementias right about this one. There is absolutely nothing subjective about anything I have said, what I said is fact and is evidenced in not only the references I've listed, but in any research you do as well; you're arguing fact..

Sometimes trying to clown on Dementia backfires, because I will be right about 1 in 100 times. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Um yea this is a bad idea. If it was pills or something I would say do it though

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I don't have a dog in this argument, but here is a link to a pdf file from a drug dog place. I found on google, for all I know its bs, but whatever.

PDF

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I work for Fedex and all 18 x 12 x 12 packages will now be screened.

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I work there also. So thats 2 employees of the company who have been notified of plans for such shipment. Just keeping track for you, OP. Let us know the tracking number, yes?

JB

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Regarding the coffee thing, some of you are terrible students of history, I mean "the Holocaust could happen again tomorrow" bad. Victor Maitland didn't build up a giant coke empire by packing blow inside of crates of coffee because it was the WRONG thing to do. And he'd probably still be dealing today if Axel Foley hadn't stumbled onto his scheme and subsequently ignored the orders of Bogamil and Hubbard on the way to taking it down.

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Cocaine odorless?It is very clear that you have never ever seen it.

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Cocaine IS odorless, do you know the definition of odorless? The sense of 'sight' has no connection with an odor!

Main Entry: odor
1 a : a quality of something that stimulates the olfactory organ : SCENT b : a sensation resulting from adequate stimulation of the olfactory organ : SMELL
2 a : a characteristic or predominant quality : FLAVOR <the odor of sanctity> b : REPUTE, ESTIMATION <in bad odor>

And yes, I abused it for years, if you'd like you can start researching your dispute.

To get you started here, you may also research on Erowid or any other site about coca.

"The finished product is a white, flaky powder: bitter, odorless, and numbing to the lips and tongue. Cocaine may be purchased by the gram, or 1/28 ounce, but is sometimes sold in the quantity of a "spoon," a nebulous measurement - roughly equivalent to 1/4 teaspoon. Depending on the cut, dealers cumulatively can profit, by as much as 1000 percent."

Another reference

"Cocaine is an alkaloid drug compound that creates central nervous system stimulation. It is processed from an organic source, which is the cocoa leaf. In the initial processing a substance of crude cocaine is created which is called Bazooko. Further processing creates a powdery substance known as pure cocaine hydrochloride, or it can be further processed into a prefabricated rock form called crack cocaine. When it is processed into a prefabricated, freebased cocaine called crack, the term crack refers to the crackling sound made when the substance is smoked. Powder cocaine is a white, odorless crystalline powder and it is usually ingested by snorting it or tooting it up the nose. It can also be rubbed on any other mucous membrane. It can also be injected."

another reference

Should I continue? Next time know what you're talking about before talking that [censored].

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dude, you have no idea what you're talking about. you're just like that kid in school who was never cool enough to smoke weed so they read all about it in the encyclopedia so they could pretend like they'd smoked it. whether or not pure cocaine is odorless is irrelevant, because the stuff you can get in the US is cut with many other things, which give it a very distinct smell. if you had ever actually seen or done cocaine, you would have known this. now go away.

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tpd,

don't argue w/ dimentia, not worth it.

OP,

i know many people that ship drugs via fed ex. by many i mean like 3. but i think it's pretty common.

also, i am suspicious of ANY person who ships coffee or peanut butter now.

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I wish I would have read this post before wasting one minute of my life typing out my previous post.