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how a real NL50 college balla lives (IMAGE HEAVY BABY)
this is how a real recreational player who blows his winnings everyday on MTTs that he hasn't cashed in for a month lives! let's start!
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/2505/dsc01699sg3.jpg this is what you see when you come in my room! the white stuff on the ground? reallllll goose feathers, baby. straight outta my target pillow. im too lazy to clean it up, ya know how it is. that lotion is for my skin. ballas gotta moisturize LETS GO IN AND TURN AROUND! http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/6175/dsc01701qa1.jpg this is the garbage corner. unlike you nl2k ballas i can't pay people to pick it up. im so lazy i use two bags. that means goin outside half as often ya hear? those drawers have my balla socks and tshirts which i forgot to photograph for y'all. bucket at the bottom is shower tote, its got some hella [censored] shampoo. sea algea extract sounds good when you read it in the dolla balla store, but it dont even lather. pathetic. LETS BACK UP! http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/1803/dsc01702vv8.jpg today's jeans hangin'. balla bathrobe hangin'. when i dont go to class i normally wear the robe all day to play pokah in. hella comfortable. check out that singed fire instructions. comforting. LETS LOOK INSIDE THE CLOSET! http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/3157/dsc01704zo2.jpg awwwwww yeah. those are some sweet button up shirts. thanks marshall fields clearance racks. and i even got da long green nerd overcoat. thrift store three dolla. at least it ain't a trenchcoat. http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/3243/dsc01703cn8.jpg here's the door we came in. i drink bottled water all day and am too lazy to recycle so i just throw it at the door and gather it up every once in a while. i wore my sandals into the shower today by accident so they're dryin'. mistreatment of leather? balla.. http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/7562/dsc01705mq6.jpg heres my poker station. sweetass laptop, all the frills, 17" screen is ballin. 13" daewoo TV is even better. lets open up pokerstars shall we? http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/6122/dsc01713fx1.jpg here's my bankroll on stars. true ballas play with 6.5 buyins. i took a picture of the blood on my wall after i got one outed in potlimit omaha and punched the wall but it keeps looking fake so i didnt put it in here. http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/7442/dsc01707ow2.jpg the most ballin prepaid cell phone money can buy. look at all that ca$h baby. free small drink at mcdonalds too. man i got it all. i made that wallet when i was 8. true ballas make their own moneyholsters. http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/521/2p2ballinah0.jpg |
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shot calla
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did you make that wallet in cub scouts?
edit: apparently u did |
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Haha, great thread.
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that lotion is for my skin flute. [/ QUOTE ] |
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You live in Centennial Hall? I lived there for two years. 4th floor 422 (the triple) and 416 (i think?) holla
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You live in Centennial Hall? I lived there for two years. 4th floor 422 and 428 (i think?) holla [/ QUOTE ] good call. 2nd floor, freshman year. i'm in the ROTC house apparently (which i am most certainly not a part of) and have to deal with all this crap like people shaving their heads into the sinks and clogging the drains. but i love having food literally right downstairs from my room. |
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very funny sir.
BIG BALLA BIG BALLA BIG BIG BIG but in all fairness, i think u really need to move up. 6.5 BI is far too many for the level yur at. |
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that lotion is for my penis. ballas gotta masturbate. [/ QUOTE ] FYP good post, i loled. |
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lol ughh...
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[ QUOTE ] You live in Centennial Hall? I lived there for two years. 4th floor 422 and 428 (i think?) holla [/ QUOTE ] good call. 2nd floor, freshman year. i'm in the ROTC house apparently (which i am most certainly not a part of) and have to deal with all this crap like people shaving their heads into the sinks and clogging the drains. but i love having food literally right downstairs from my room. [/ QUOTE ] is the food any good? when i was there (2001-2003) the food in there and pioneer was both horrid, i can't imagine it's improved much. it was good the first week of the year then that was it. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] You live in Centennial Hall? I lived there for two years. 4th floor 422 and 428 (i think?) holla [/ QUOTE ] good call. 2nd floor, freshman year. i'm in the ROTC house apparently (which i am most certainly not a part of) and have to deal with all this crap like people shaving their heads into the sinks and clogging the drains. but i love having food literally right downstairs from my room. [/ QUOTE ] is the food any good? when i was there (2001-2003) the food in there and pioneer was both horrid, i can't imagine it's improved much. it was good the first week of the year then that was it. [/ QUOTE ] it's pretty good. lots of variety. i enjoy the salad bar and also the "fresh" make-your-own sandwich bar, and the pizza is good about 1/2 the time. |
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i would swear that I lived in that sh77ty dorm room but I really have never been there before. Good thread loballa.
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Minnesota? Im like 10 blocks from you in Dinkytown.
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Hahah... very nice post; seriously.
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sweet post
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yeah...you're bankroll is variance resistent...
the tv is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllin'.... i like the background on your computer. i like your garbage/recycling system. good post. |
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? [/ QUOTE ] hey jerkwad my beard is very neatly trimmed ok, i just need a haircut. |
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yeah, you put effort into trimming the ol' beard!
you're my hero. |
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[ QUOTE ] ? [/ QUOTE ] hey jerkwad my beard is very neatly trimmed ok, i just need a haircut. [/ QUOTE ] The question on everyone's mind is: Are you AK? |
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i dont even know what you are talking about
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big fan of the daewoo yo.
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i dont even know what you are talking about [/ QUOTE ] Don't worry about it, but no, he wasn't trying to insult you. Great post btw. |
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Also, I was incredibly surprised to see that you own a Daewoo television. Up until this point in my life I was convinced that anyone who owned anything Daewoo was a middle aged hispanic man or woman who won it on Sabado Gigante.
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Every balla should have a prom pic and ceramic bunny by their bed.
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well that's a phone not a bunny but yeah even ballas have tender feelings for their gfs
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yeah, you're phone is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllin' (not the cell phone, the other one)
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Good post, we need more of this in BBV.
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Every balla should have a prom pic and ceramic bunny by their bed. [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] well that's a phone not a bunny but yeah even ballas have tender feelings for their gfs [/ QUOTE ] LOL @ bunny, I thought it was too now I can't stop cracking up when I look at it |
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U of M represent, holla.
We gotta get a 2p2 game going somewhere. |
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Good post, we need more of this in BBV. [/ QUOTE ] |
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lotion and tissues strategically placed right next to each other
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God damn that dorm is awful.
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-when keepin' it real goes wrong-
"WU TANG!" |
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Great post. I haven't laughed like that in a while.
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Looks like you are up $2514.00 in play money, graph?
Red Alert 2? Thats weak you gotta upgrade to WOW, all the ballas are doing it. holla |
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the worst thing about rollerblading is having to tell your parents you're gay
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i wud b happy wif $300 br, move up
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Brilliant.
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