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I am beginning to realize that I have a great distaste for doing things like laundry. I know ballers like Boosted J have difficulty finding time to eat, so I just assume trivial events like wiping and laundry fly out the window. So how do the big time ballers (em2) handle mundane activities?

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Obviously their mothers do it.

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Soooo what i'm collecting from this post is that you're offering ass-wiping services to the "big time ballers"?

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there are plenty of laundry delivery services. i remember evan told me he uses one. but that is in nyc. depends on where you are. doing it yourself is pretty damn easy, but not baller. and since i never fold my clothes theyre always wrinkled, even less baller.

rj

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Obviously their mothers do it.

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holla

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there are plenty of laundry delivery services. i remember evan told me he uses one. but that is in nyc. depends on where you are. doing it yourself is pretty damn easy, but not baller. and since i never fold my clothes theyre always wrinkled, even less baller.

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Yes, the folding seems to be the problem. But is investing in a clothing wadrobe that consists only of wrinkle free shirts and pants baller?

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just buy new clothes all the time

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just buy new clothes all the time

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now THAT'S baller

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if your bank roll is balla enough...get a manservant to throw out your clothes after one wear...then have him rebuy you the hottest new gear
...if not hire a maid who comes in weekly...if you have the facilities, laundry service should be included. Tip her well, and you'll be happy. 200 a week is about right. Otherwise, take ur mom to the movies and dinner 2x a month. She'll probably do the laundry with her sht. Also, pay some kid to do the lawn while you drive your motorcycle around the block popping wheelies and with your truck stereo blasting Jim Jones and Clipse so loud you can't hear your motor

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most laundramats will do your laundry for a nominal fee. if you're busy or live in an apt. complex, this is a far better deal than spending time and money on coin operated machinery. drop it off separated into colors and whites, pick it up a few days later.

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When i was in 9th grade i went away for a few weeks. i had to do laundry. So my aunt finds out and calls me out of nowhere. I answer and she says, "Danza, it's your aunt. I hear you're doing your own laundry out there? What the [censored] is wrong with you? You couldn't find some dumb chick to do it for you? What kind of man are you?" It was funny.

My apartment has laundry service downstairs. pretty much all through college me and even my non-balla friends used laundry services.

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Tony Danza?

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I actually have my mom to do my laundry (cause she loves me). Ive only done it once in my life.

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I actually have my mom to do my laundry (cause she loves me). Ive only done it once in my life.

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baaaaaaaaaalin'

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Hire a maid to come 1 day a week. I only pay $100 cash ever Thurs to have all laundry done/folded, vacuum carpet, clean bathrooms.

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Hire a maid to come 1 day a week. I only pay $100 cash ever Thurs to have all laundry done/folded, vacuum carpet, clean bathrooms.

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Suckers. In Argentina, my maid will be coming Monday, Wednesday, Friday of every week and will be doing all of my laundry, dishes, and house cleaning for the whopping rate of $2/hr.

I will also be having a private chef prepare my dinner Sunday-Thursday at the cost of $5 per meal plus grocery expenses (so maybe $10/meal at worst).

Total cost per month of ~$160-200 for all my cleaning, laundry, dishes, and cooking. It is going to be awesome.

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Hire a maid to come 1 day a week. I only pay $100 cash ever Thurs to have all laundry done/folded, vacuum carpet, clean bathrooms.

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Suckers. In Argentina, my maid will be coming Monday, Wednesday, Friday of every week and will be doing all of my laundry, dishes, and house cleaning for the whopping rate of $2/hr.

I will also be having a private chef prepare my dinner Sunday-Thursday at the cost of $5 per meal plus grocery expenses (so maybe $10/meal at worst).

Total cost per month of ~$160-200 for all my cleaning, laundry, dishes, and cooking. It is going to be awesome.

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holy [censored], why am I not living in Argentina

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I don't know. WHY AREN'T YOU?!?!?!?

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Hire a maid to come 1 day a week. I only pay $100 cash ever Thurs to have all laundry done/folded, vacuum carpet, clean bathrooms.

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Suckers. In Argentina, my maid will be coming Monday, Wednesday, Friday of every week and will be doing all of my laundry, dishes, and house cleaning for the whopping rate of $2/hr.

I will also be having a private chef prepare my dinner Sunday-Thursday at the cost of $5 per meal plus grocery expenses (so maybe $10/meal at worst).

Total cost per month of ~$160-200 for all my cleaning, laundry, dishes, and cooking. It is going to be awesome.

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Quality.

It is amazing what this lifestyle has done (poker and money in relation to our perception about the value of $), and while I consider myself far from lazy I would rather pay for what I consider monotonous.

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hire someones mom to do it for u

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Hire a maid to come 1 day a week. I only pay $100 cash ever Thurs to have all laundry done/folded, vacuum carpet, clean bathrooms.

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Suckers. In Argentina, my maid will be coming Monday, Wednesday, Friday of every week and will be doing all of my laundry, dishes, and house cleaning for the whopping rate of $2/hr.

I will also be having a private chef prepare my dinner Sunday-Thursday at the cost of $5 per meal plus grocery expenses (so maybe $10/meal at worst).

Total cost per month of ~$160-200 for all my cleaning, laundry, dishes, and cooking. It is going to be awesome.

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holy [censored], why am I not living in Argentina

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http://www.crs.org/images/argentina/arg_200408_2.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/158500...gentina300.jpg

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Hire a maid to come 1 day a week. I only pay $100 cash ever Thurs to have all laundry done/folded, vacuum carpet, clean bathrooms.

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Suckers. In Argentina, my maid will be coming Monday, Wednesday, Friday of every week and will be doing all of my laundry, dishes, and house cleaning for the whopping rate of $2/hr.

I will also be having a private chef prepare my dinner Sunday-Thursday at the cost of $5 per meal plus grocery expenses (so maybe $10/meal at worst).

Total cost per month of ~$160-200 for all my cleaning, laundry, dishes, and cooking. It is going to be awesome.

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holy [censored], why am I not living in Argentina

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http://www.argentinawomengirls.com/s...tina-girls.jpg

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Hire a maid to come 1 day a week. I only pay $100 cash ever Thurs to have all laundry done/folded, vacuum carpet, clean bathrooms.

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Suckers. In Argentina, my maid will be coming Monday, Wednesday, Friday of every week and will be doing all of my laundry, dishes, and house cleaning for the whopping rate of $2/hr.

I will also be having a private chef prepare my dinner Sunday-Thursday at the cost of $5 per meal plus grocery expenses (so maybe $10/meal at worst).

Total cost per month of ~$160-200 for all my cleaning, laundry, dishes, and cooking. It is going to be awesome.

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holy [censored], why am I not living in Argentina

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http://www.crs.org/images/argentina/arg_200408_2.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/158500...gentina300.jpg

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You suck at this. You obviously don't live in the crappy areas. Recoleta and Palermo are both very, very nice areas. Also, your image appears to have some sort of problem. There are lots of latinos (so it appears in the crappy image quality) which comprise less than 3% of the population and are almost exclusively immigrants.

Some better photos:

http://myspace-804.vo.llnwd.net/0146...68635804_l.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...9_de_julio.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...r-P3050007.JPG

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._Monserrat.jpg

http://myspace-155.vo.llnwd.net/0146...68836155_l.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...e_la_Mujer.jpg

Edit: And yes this one...

http://www.argentinawomengirls.com/s...tina-girls.jpg

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Okay, /end Argentina rant.

Back to the ballaness of paying people to do stupid stuff for you.

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wtf, TheMetetron, you need a roomie?

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metetreon, if you're living in Argentina why is your avatar stomper goin dumb in the parkin lot of an A's game???

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living in Argentina would be balla if you lived in a very very afluent part of the country. about 35% of population live under poverty line.

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living in Argentina would be balla if you lived in a very very afluent part of the country. about 35% of population live under poverty line.

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Yes, and those people clean and cook for <5 dollars an hour.

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Way off topic....

Cliff Notes: Grew up in Bay Area. Knew lots of the hyphy artists personally before they got big. I'm happy to see them succeed finally. I also find the avatar mildly amusing.

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living in Argentina would be balla if you lived in a very very afluent part of the country. about 35% of population live under poverty line.

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Yes, and those people clean and cook for <5 dollars an hour.

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Exactly, I have no intention of mixing in with the poorest parts of the city. I do intend to take advantage of cheap things like $5/hr spanish lessons, $3 haircuts with shampoo, and whole host of cheap "adventure sports" type things to do.



Way back on topic (when did this become the Argentina thread?)... what is cost for laundry pick-up in most major US cities. I'm assuming it is per pound and I remember hearing like $1-1.50 per pound, but I think that was dropping it off. Can I get them to come pick it up and how much is that?

I had a washer/dryer in my last place in the states so I never bothered because it was easier to do it myself while playing than go somewhere to drop it off, but thinking back if someone would come get it, I would have preferred that.

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I actually pay my maid almost double what she asks because I feel bad [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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I actually pay my maid almost double what she asks because I feel bad [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Winner, plus ballin.

Charity is the secret to running good, [censored] what you heard.

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Just wear your clothes once then throw them away.

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My couch is always open free of charge to 2+2'ers who aren't total douchebags. It's not the greatest thing in the world, but it will function decently as a bed. Then again, if you are paying to fly to Argentina, you can probably afford the hotel (airfare is pretty expensive).

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I am beginning to realize that I have a great distaste for doing things like laundry. I know ballers like Boosted J have difficulty finding time to eat, so I just assume trivial events like wiping and laundry fly out the window. So how do the big time ballers (em2) handle mundane activities?

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FYI I'm fat now, all I do is eat out with friends. I weigh 165 lbs and I'm barely 5'9 hah, anyways, hire personal assistant, that's what I have