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The Leprechaun:
A guy was playing 10-20 holdem and was stuck about 300 dollars when he looked down beside the table and saw a little green leprechaun. "Quit playing poker forever right now and I'll give you a pot of gold worth a million dollars.", said the little fellow. The player replied, "Let me get even first."

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it's actually kind of funny...

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lameeeeee

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Wow that sucked. YSSCKY?

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I enjoyed it.

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The joke is he's playing limit hold 'em.

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it's actually kind of funny...

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who are you?

i go to usc too

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The joke is he's playing limit hold 'em.

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QFT. LOL min bet pokah.

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The joke is he's playing limit hold 'em.

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QFT. LOL min bet pokah.

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Even you hate it? MY WORLD HAS COME CRASHING DOWN.

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The joke is he's playing limit hold 'em.

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Is this any better then
 

Irishman walks into a job centre and says he’s desprate for a job. The assistant replies, “Thats fortunate we have just got this in. We need a driver for a multi millionaire which includes looking after his two nympho daughters whilst on overseas trips, it comes with a salary of 200k a year”.

The Irishman says, “your bullshiting me” the assistant replied,”you fxxking started it”

stoneii

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LOL

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Irishman walks into a job centre and says he’s desprate for a job. The assistant replies, “Thats fortunate we have just got this in. We need a driver for a multi millionaire which includes looking after his two nympho daughters whilst on overseas trips, it comes with a salary of 200k a year”.

The Irishman says, “your bullshiting me” the assistant replied,”you fxxking started it”

stoneii

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this guy is single-handedly bringing back prejudice towards the irish

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The joke is he's playing limit hold 'em.

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Har har har!!!

Don't you have a flight to miss or something?

P.S. Don't wear jeans! LOLZ!

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Irishman walks into a job centre and says he’s desprate for a job. The assistant replies, “Thats fortunate we have just got this in. We need a driver for a multi millionaire which includes looking after his two nympho daughters whilst on overseas trips, it comes with a salary of 200k a year”.

The Irishman says, “your bullshiting me” the assistant replied,”you fxxking started it”

stoneii

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this guy is single-handedly bringing back prejudice towards the irish

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He's from Ireland...

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yes, well spotted I picked my own nationality to mock - the original I was sent wasn't Irish - thought it the path of least offence choosing to mock myself if u like.

Jeeez some folk need a break from scowling at their screen

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see Stoneii, you should just pick jokes that offend everyone, not just Irish.

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ok, so there was this Black, Irish, Mexican, Chinese one-eyed American walks into................

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ok, so there was this Gay, Black, Irish, Mexican, Chinese one-eyed Towel Head wearing American walks into................

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FYP, no it offends everyone


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Har har har!!!

Don't you have a flight to miss or something?

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WTF? I've never seen someone take a limit hold 'em joke so personally. Relax.

And quit being a dick to me for no reason.

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i still don't get it. what is so funny about limit?

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The joke is he's playing limit hold 'em.

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i still don't get it. what is so funny about limit?

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Okay, I laughed at the OP. Then I laughed at "the joke is he's playing limit" but in all honesty, "I still don't get it. What's so funny about limit?" is the funniest thing in this thread.

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i still don't get it. what is so funny about limit?

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Okay, I laughed at the OP. Then I laughed at "the joke is he's playing limit" but in all honesty, "I still don't get it. What's so funny about limit?" is the funniest thing in this thread.

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