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Newt_Buggs 12-11-2006 12:51 AM

Beat: Seeing Apathy\'s dong
 
So today I head up to the room in the Bellagio where everyone is staying for Irie's party and when I knock a completely naked Apathy opens the door. "awww, [censored]" he says when he sees me and quickly closes the door. I think the only thing more disturbing then having Apathy greet me naked was realizing that the room was full of 10 dudes (and only dudes) and at least one of them was completely naked.

Apparently Apathy lost a HU freezout against Dur and had to answer the door for room service naked. By a twisted coincidence I showed up about 2 minutes before room service. Even though we told him that he was very lucky, when the room service guy showed up he still probably didn't understand how lucky he was.

effinA 12-11-2006 12:53 AM

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uhhhh...................

CaseS87 12-11-2006 12:53 AM

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2p2 gay orgy? sounds like a good time.

ALReturnsLOL 12-11-2006 12:54 AM

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lol

rokstedy 12-11-2006 12:54 AM

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http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m...1031/AsGay.jpg

onthebutton 12-11-2006 12:54 AM

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Why is absolutely nothing in this story surprising to me?

okietalker 12-11-2006 12:55 AM

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being gay is ok......... i guess

stinkypete 12-11-2006 12:55 AM

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why do all trip reports involving durrrr also involve naked men?

TheNoodleMan 12-11-2006 01:12 AM

Re: Beat: Seeing Apathy\'s dong
 
Variance: This thread almost had pics.

WORKAMENTS 12-11-2006 01:15 AM

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Variance: This thread almost had pics.

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wouldn't that be a beat?

Reef 12-11-2006 01:18 AM

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http://www.justcomments.com/funnycom...images/gay.jpg

rokstedy 12-11-2006 01:19 AM

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heh...asians are totally gay.

DLizzle 12-11-2006 02:20 AM

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this thread is a brag

raptor517 12-11-2006 02:37 AM

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why do all trip reports involving durrrr also involve naked men?

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hahahaha. holla

pktsfullofhope 12-11-2006 02:42 AM

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looks pretty standard.

Weir 12-11-2006 03:25 AM

Re: Beat: Seeing Apathy\'s dong
 
SHIP IT IN YOUR ASS!!!

HOLLA

mj12 12-11-2006 03:27 AM

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was it nice?

neuroman 12-11-2006 03:36 AM

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was it hard?

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The Yugoslavian 12-11-2006 04:01 AM

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why do all trip reports involving raptor also involve naked men?

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hahahaha. holla

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holla x 2

Yugoslav

apefish 12-11-2006 04:06 AM

Re: Beat: Seeing Apathy\'s dong
 
Left, right, or middle?

Reef 12-11-2006 04:13 AM

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tanner than the rest of his body?

domesme 12-11-2006 04:37 AM

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heh...asians are totally gay.

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im not asian, but ur a [censored] racist jackass

boomshakalaka 12-11-2006 05:41 AM

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being gay is ok......... i guess

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okie, in the bible belt, dont they lynch people for sympathizing with the gays?

tehh_pwnerer 12-11-2006 08:08 AM

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Apparently Apathy lost a HU freezout against Durrrr and had to answer the door for room service naked.

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this just sounds like he wanted to answer the door naked anyways lol

rokstedy 12-11-2006 12:59 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
heh...asians are totally gay.

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im not asian, but ur a [censored] racist jackass

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Uhm...did you see those pics? The evidence is crucial. Besides, since when is calling someone gay racist? Last time I checked, there wasn't "anything wrong with that".

bigt2k4 12-11-2006 01:08 PM

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This thread is worthless without pics

TheNoodleMan 12-11-2006 02:28 PM

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This thread is worthless without pics

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It happened too fast. One minute we're all sitting around the room grinding (poker you bastards) and when the doorbell rang Apathy jumped up and shed his clothes in about 3 seconds. I yelled out for someone to toss me a camera because I had a perfect angle to get shot of the horrified room servant in the background with apathy's naked ass in the foreground. z32 handed me a camera but by the time I figured out how to turn it on, Apathy had already slammed the door on Newt Buggs. It took about 5 minutes before any of us was able to stop laughing long enough to tell Newt Buggs what was going on.

Sponger. 12-11-2006 02:44 PM

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Apparently Apathy lost a HU freezout against Dur and had to answer the door for room service naked.

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This is an extremely bad idea. Unless you like the idea of becoming a sex offender?

Imrahil 12-11-2006 02:47 PM

Re: Beat: Seeing Apathy\'s dong
 
But isn't Apathy a 9.9 on Hot or Not or am I thinking of someone else?

GambleAllNight 12-11-2006 02:51 PM

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But isn't Apathy a 9.9 on Hot or Not or am I thinking of someone else?

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someone else.

Off Duty 12-11-2006 03:13 PM

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looks pretty standard.

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What kind of [censored] up world do you live in where this is standard?

[censored] hysterical yes. But standard?

restrikt 12-11-2006 03:24 PM

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I bet it was Durrr's idea.

IWEARGOGGLES 12-11-2006 03:26 PM

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I bet it was Durrr's idea.

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WELL DUH.

Tom was asking if anyone wanted to watch some TV show in his room the other night...and he definitely winked at me.

rokstedy 12-11-2006 07:43 PM

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This thread is worthless without pics

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http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j8...0/ae3ec948.jpg

Snarf 12-21-2006 12:49 AM

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why do all trip reports involving durrrr also involve naked men?

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lmao

Daliman 12-21-2006 02:31 AM

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Apparently Apathy lost a HU freezout against Dur and had to answer the door for room service naked.

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This is an extremely bad idea. Unless you like the idea of becoming a sex offender?

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Really? I'd think since you are in your own room and all, the WORST you could get is MAYBE indecent exposure, dunno if that makes you a "sex offender"

danielg 12-21-2006 04:54 AM

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SHIP IT IN YOUR ASS!!!

HOLLA

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hahahahahha

Evenkeal 12-21-2006 05:00 AM

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SHIP IT IN YOUR ASS!!!

HOLLA

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hahahahahha

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Also, why do these prop bets always result in men getting naked infront of each other? Don't you guys have something else to do?

Pog0 12-21-2006 06:07 AM

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either you're very short or you looked down on purpose.


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