Urinals: What\'s my line?
 

I was studying in the library yesterday and an interesting situations came up. It should be noted that I am very tall, around 6 foot 4 inches.

This particular bathroom had four urinals, X will denote a regular sized urinal, Y will denote one of those urinals for kids that's like 6 inches off the ground. Finally P will denote a Person using the Urinal. (It should also be mentioned that there are none of those tiny wall things that they put up to prevent peeking.)

Y__X__X__X
___P_____P

I had to pee pretty bad. Which urinal do you use?

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sandwich FTW and make sure to take a look at both and compare size/texture

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Hit up the kiddie one and ask the guy next to you, "so you can use the tall ones?"

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why not the stall?

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Go to the crapper instead. Shut the door. Pretend you're masturbating. Grunt, groan, moan for a while.

Voila, you have the urinal of your choice.

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Stand behind one of the other people and pee over their shoulders.

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Stand behind one of the other people and pee over their shoulders.

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WTF? Who is waiting for a urinal to open up?

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WTF? Who is waiting for a urinal to open up?

[/ QUOTE ]homophobes

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maybe if you piss in a jar and write BBV4LIFE on it someone will ship you $10

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Can I get a sink count please

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Grow a pair

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Stall.

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1. Waiting is right out. No way.

2. Using the stall is right out. Using the stall indicates that you're intimidated in some way by the current situation.

3. Sandwich stall is out. This would indicate that you're the exact opposite of intimidated. That you're looking to engage. Not the kind of profile you're looking to suggest in a mens room.

The obvious answer in this case, or in similar cases, is to take the FIRST AVAILABLE STALL. Size matters not.

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Stall.

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Seriously, at that height, I find some sinks more comfortable anyway. Just lay it on the sink and it's a completely hands free event!!!

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stick it in someone's ass and peepee

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stick it in someone's ass and peepee

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Pregnancy will solve nothing

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stick it in someone's ass and peepee

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You know how I know you're gay?

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What the hell? Go in the available regular size one. Unless you are actually planning on looking at some penis I don't see the issue. Are you not just staring at the wall when you pee?

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do a 'fergie'

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This is very appropriate for BBV.
I think the book play here is to use the shitter, but if you don't like that, use the one closest to the door.

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this is a dumb question

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You're obv in the wrong restroom.

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I cant believe there is a book play here. Just pick an urinal and pee?

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stick it in someone's ass and peepee

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Pregnancy will solve nothing

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Your line: Go to OOT with this crap. I'm pretty sure they already covered it.
Also, http://gamescene.com/The_Urinal_Game_game.html

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stick it in someone's ass and peepee

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Pregnancy will solve nothing

[/ QUOTE ]i hear urinal mints can be used as contraception against urinal pregnancy

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post in OOT next time

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Just unzip and piss on one of the guys standing there. Be sure to make animalistic noises and laugh. They aren't gonna do anything, they'll be too confused by the situation. After all, they have some crazy maniac standing next to them, urinating on them. You'll have the urinal of your choice in no time.

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Grow some balls, man up and piss in the middle stall. If they happen to be a pair of gays and look at ur penis then thats their call. Stare at the wall and piss, job done

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Are the sinks available?

Seriously, though, just go to the urinal and do your thing. Is it really that big of a deal if some other dude, gay or not, sees your wang?

If that really does bug you, as has been suggested, just use the crapper. Please do either lift up the seat or sit down, though. Splatter is bad, mmmkay?

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You have to turn the situation on the other two guys pissing. Slide up between them and drop your pants and panties to the floor and start pissing while bare assed. That should get you all the room you need pretty quickly.

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Yeah, I never got why people don't lift the seat up.

Can anyone here give a rational explanation?

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Yeah, I never got why people don't lift the seat up.

Can anyone here give a rational explanation?

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to piss off the people who aren't crapping in the urinal

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Yeah, I never got why people don't lift the seat up.

Can anyone here give a rational explanation?

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because its already covered in piss and too gross to touch.

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Yeah, I never got why people don't lift the seat up.

Can anyone here give a rational explanation?

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Because of the guy before me who didnt lift it up, now I gotta grab a seat full of piss.

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the kiddie stall makes people think your penis hangs down so far that you need to have a lower urinal

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Walk up behind some guy and piss on the back of his legs..