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tarheelbluez 12-07-2006 03:56 PM

WAY TO GO POKERSTARS
 
PokerStars Game #7339691971: Tournament #37162769, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2006/12/07 - 14:31:41 (ET)
Table '37162769 37' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Micka38 (1595 in chips)
Seat 2: wptnutsonly (1405 in chips)
wptnutsonly: posts small blind 15
Micka38: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to wptnutsonly [5c 4c]
wptnutsonly: calls 15
Micka38: raises 90 to 120
wptnutsonly: calls 90
*** FLOP *** [5d 6c 5s]
Micka38: bets 1475 and is all-in
wptnutsonly: calls 1285 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [5d 6c 5s] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [5d 6c 5s Qd] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Micka38: shows [6d Kd] (a flush, King high)
wptnutsonly: shows [5c 4c] (three of a kind, Fives)
Micka38 collected 2810 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2810 | Rake 0
Board [5d 6c 5s Qd 7d]
Seat 1: Micka38 (big blind) showed [6d Kd] and won (2810) with a flush, King high
Seat 2: wptnutsonly (button) (small blind) showed [5c 4c] and lost with three of a kind, Fives

yellowsub 12-07-2006 03:57 PM

Re: WAY TO GO POKERSTARS
 
yer forgiven, u only have 36 posts

ImsaKidd 12-07-2006 04:00 PM

Re: WAY TO GO POKERSTARS
 
I'm sorry, were you playing a donkament?

Lifthanger 12-07-2006 04:02 PM

Re: WAY TO GO POKERSTARS
 
better hand won

mlagoo 12-07-2006 04:02 PM

Re: WAY TO GO POKERSTARS
 
not only was he playing a donkament, he was playing a donkament he is being staked for


johnnybax wont be happy with this development

pktsfullofhope 12-07-2006 04:02 PM

Re: WAY TO GO POKERSTARS
 
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yer forgiven, u only have 36 posts

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LOL

tarheelbluez 12-07-2006 04:06 PM

Re: WAY TO GO POKERSTARS
 
SO THIS IS HOW IT IS??? YOU GUYS JUST JUMP ON THE HURT HORSE AND KICK HIM TO DEATH? 4 TOURNEYS LEFT TO GO......DONKS CANT SUCK OUT ON ME EVERYTIME

AceLuby 12-07-2006 04:08 PM

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SO THIS IS HOW IT IS??? YOU GUYS JUST JUMP ON THE HURT HORSE AND KICK HIM TO DEATH? 4 TOURNEYS LEFT TO GO......DONKS CANT SUCK OUT ON ME EVERYTIME

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Welcome to BBV. If you can't stand the heat get out of the fire.

Riskwise 12-07-2006 04:09 PM

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......DONKS CANT SUCK OUT ON ME EVERYTIME

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http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/6598/orlyyp2.gif

Scary_Tiger 12-07-2006 04:10 PM

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I'm sorry, were you playing a donkament?

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YOU TOO WERE ONCE A DONK!

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/2294/imsadonkjj5.jpg

HAHA OUTED YOU!

dedmoney 12-07-2006 04:11 PM

Re: WAY TO GO POKERSTARS
 
roffles. and he's a tarheel to bbot. that's like a triple beat.

Teetster 12-07-2006 04:12 PM

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SO THIS IS HOW IT IS??? YOU GUYS JUST JUMP ON THE HURT HORSE AND KICK HIM TO DEATH? 4 TOURNEYS LEFT TO GO......DONKS CANT SUCK OUT ON ME EVERYTIME

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL. This guy has potential. Please continue to post your horrible beats for our entertainment.

Oh and try not to play like crap. Well, maybe continue to play like crap, its more entertaining that way.

tarheelbluez 12-07-2006 04:13 PM

Re: WAY TO GO POKERSTARS
 
MAN YOU KNOW CAROLINA WILL WIN IT ALL THIS YEAR

tarheelbluez 12-07-2006 04:14 PM

Re: WAY TO GO POKERSTARS
 
THIS IS A TOUGH CROWD

tarheelbluez 12-07-2006 04:16 PM

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THATS SOME FUNNY SHYT RIGHT THERE

wiggs73 12-07-2006 04:17 PM

Re: WAY TO GO POKERSTARS
 
WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

tarheelbluez 12-07-2006 04:17 PM

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OH I CAN STAND IT.....HOW ABOUT I ADD SOME BRAGS TO THE BEATS......10K WIN LAST MONTH....CAN U TOP IT?

n1232 12-07-2006 04:21 PM

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CAN U Prove IT?

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tarheelbluez 12-07-2006 04:27 PM

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Viewing Player: wptnutsonly

Basic Summary Statistics
Total As a %
Winnings $16,274 Wins 1
Biggest Cash $9,700 Seconds 0
Average Cash $346 Thirds 1
Biggest Buyin $100 Final Tables 5
Average Buyin $33 Cashes 47

felix83 12-07-2006 04:30 PM

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OH I CAN STAND IT.....HOW ABOUT I ADD SOME BRAGS TO THE BEATS......10K WIN LAST MONTH....CAN U GUESS HOW MUCH I LOST?

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tarheelbluez 12-07-2006 04:30 PM

Re: WAY TO GO POKERSTARS
 
200 BUCKS

tarheelbluez 12-07-2006 04:33 PM

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OH......MONTH BEFORE 200 BUCKS....LAST MONTH UP 11K...THIS MONTH STARTS TODAY

gumpzilla 12-07-2006 04:33 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I'm sorry, were you playing a donkament?

[/ QUOTE ]

YOU TOO WERE ONCE A DONK!

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/2294/imsadonkjj5.jpg

HAHA OUTED YOU!

[/ QUOTE ]

How long did you spend lovingly staring at this screenshot over the past year to remember that he was listed in it? Mother of God.

dogdrool 12-07-2006 04:34 PM

Re: WAY TO GO POKERSTARS
 
My advice: get better. Hope that helps.

tarheelbluez 12-07-2006 04:34 PM

Re: WAY TO GO POKERSTARS
 
WHAT IS THAT? WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH ME?

wiggs73 12-07-2006 04:36 PM

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WHY ARE YOU STILL YELLING?

tarheelbluez 12-07-2006 04:36 PM

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i'm not yelling all my passwords are in caps.

Teetster 12-07-2006 04:36 PM

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WHAT IS THAT? WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH ME?

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The only one I've ever seen consistently pull off the all caps thing and still be funny is Gildwulf. You sir are no Gildwulf.

tarheelbluez 12-07-2006 04:39 PM

Re: WAY TO GO POKERSTARS
 
the question was what dioes that screenshot have to do with me?

Dan87 12-07-2006 04:45 PM

Re: WAY TO GO POKERSTARS
 
GOD DAMNIT JUST STFU

tarheelbluez 12-07-2006 04:46 PM

Re: WAY TO GO POKERSTARS
 
canadians SUCK

woodguy 12-07-2006 04:49 PM

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Knew that screen shot would come in handy eh?

Looks like you won enough for a turn c/r for your current game.

Regards,
Woodguy

No Fizzle 12-07-2006 05:13 PM

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canadians SUCK

[/ QUOTE ]

No. However you, the Tarheels, and I would highly suspect your Mom, suck.

tarheelbluez 12-07-2006 05:24 PM

Re: WAY TO GO POKERSTARS
 
WHATEVER DUDE UR JUST LIKE ALL THE JEALOUS PUNKS ON HERE. TALK A BUNCH OF [censored] ON HERE BUT IN REAL LIFE BEG REAL MEN NOT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE. SUCK ME HO

keikiwai 12-07-2006 05:29 PM

Re: WAY TO GO POKERSTARS
 
[ QUOTE ]
PokerStars Game #7339691971: Tournament #37162769, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2006/12/07 - 14:31:41 (ET)
Table '37162769 37' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Micka38 (1595 in chips)
Seat 2: wptnutsonly (1405 in chips)
wptnutsonly: posts small blind 15
Micka38: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to wptnutsonly [5c 4c]
wptnutsonly: calls 15
Micka38: raises 90 to 120
wptnutsonly: calls 90
*** FLOP *** [5d 6c 5s]
Micka38: bets 1475 and is all-in
wptnutsonly: calls 1285 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [5d 6c 5s] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [5d 6c 5s Qd] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Micka38: shows [6d Kd] (a flush, King high)
wptnutsonly: shows [5c 4c] (three of a kind, Fives)
Micka38 collected 2810 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2810 | Rake 0
Board [5d 6c 5s Qd 7d]
Seat 1: Micka38 (big blind) showed [6d Kd] and won (2810) with a flush, King high
Seat 2: wptnutsonly (button) (small blind) showed [5c 4c] and lost with three of a kind, Fives

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So, is this a brag or a beat?

No Fizzle 12-07-2006 05:29 PM

Re: WAY TO GO POKERSTARS
 
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WHATEVER DUDE UR JUST LIKE ALL THE JEALOUS PUNKS ON HERE. TALK A BUNCH OF [censored] ON HERE BUT IN REAL LIFE BEG REAL MEN NOT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE. SUCK ME HO

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Suck me ho? Apparently, "real men" like yourself enjoy getting blown by other dudes. Crazy!

tarheelbluez 12-07-2006 05:30 PM

Re: WAY TO GO POKERSTARS
 
BEAT

keikiwai 12-07-2006 05:33 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
BEAT

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Oh... I get it. It's a beat because you were playing a donkaments instead of doing something useful with your life like picking lint out of your belly button.

Very nice.

Very subtle.

Top 5% of posts today.

kcheel 12-07-2006 05:55 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
canadians SUCK

[/ QUOTE ]

No. However you, the Tarheels, and I would highly suspect your Mom, suck.

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It is Tar Heels, not Tarheels. And don't lump us all in with the OP. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]


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