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winkandgun 12-06-2006 02:21 AM

Interesting meeting at the bank.
 
I was at a local card club yesterday and booked a substantial win at a 2/5 NL game. So this morning I went to the bank to deposit my canadian funds and what I had left over from Vegas in my USD account. Combined total was $4800.

BRAG: Teller started talking about her divorce and how she was looking for someone younger, and then she grabbed my shirt and pulled me close and sniffed my cologne (Jean Paul Gautiere sp?) and said I smelled "sexy".

BEAT: She mentioned she had 2 kids, one of which is my age

Hit it anyways? [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

Scott

orestto 12-06-2006 02:22 AM

Re: Interesting meeting at the bank.
 
Pics?

The Young Gun 12-06-2006 02:22 AM

Re: Interesting meeting at the bank.
 
go tell disney ur duck tales gtfoh for 4800 lmao

elstunar 12-06-2006 02:22 AM

Re: Interesting meeting at the bank.
 
TTIUWP

absoludicrous 12-06-2006 02:22 AM

Re: Interesting meeting at the bank.
 
Of course you hit it.

tomdemaine 12-06-2006 02:23 AM

Re: Interesting meeting at the bank.
 
I'm not saying shes a golddigga...

RunyonAve 12-06-2006 02:23 AM

Re: Interesting meeting at the bank.
 
[ QUOTE ]
Hit it anyways? [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]


[/ QUOTE ]

Use a condom or you'll have her next mistake.

Banks2334 12-06-2006 02:24 AM

Re: Interesting meeting at the bank.
 
Hit who? The bankteller or her kid? Both?

uminchu 12-06-2006 02:25 AM

Re: Interesting meeting at the bank.
 
if she is hot hit it, i mean why wouldnt you

Vehn 12-06-2006 02:28 AM

Re: Interesting meeting at the bank.
 
one week he mopping floors, next week its the fries

winkandgun 12-06-2006 02:30 AM

Re: Interesting meeting at the bank.
 
[ QUOTE ]
go tell disney ur duck tales gtfoh for 4800 lmao

[/ QUOTE ]

I live in a city basically filled with nothing but broke ass students. $4800 cash to walk in as a student here is Balla, Holla!

falser 12-06-2006 02:43 AM

Re: Interesting meeting at the bank.
 
Only if she lets her daughter join in.

12-06-2006 02:44 AM

Re: Interesting meeting at the bank.
 
he never said she had a daughter. it could be 2 sons.

blackjack777 12-06-2006 02:44 AM

Re: Interesting meeting at the bank.
 
Was the oldest kid a girl? Cause I am seeing a possible mother-daughter double-header in your future.

yvesaint 12-06-2006 02:45 AM

Re: Interesting meeting at the bank.
 
[ QUOTE ]
he never said she had a daughter. it could be 2 sons.

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man that would make for some good porn

winkandgun 12-06-2006 03:05 AM

Re: Interesting meeting at the bank.
 
Definitely dropped the ball on that one, I didn't even ask if the kid my age was a daughter or not. I MUST go back and find out tomorow...post TBC tomorow

Scott

LetsHugItOut 12-06-2006 03:18 AM

Re: Interesting meeting at the bank.
 
Beat:
[ QUOTE ]
my cologne

[/ QUOTE ]

headturner1 12-06-2006 03:21 AM

Re: Interesting meeting at the bank.
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
go tell disney ur duck tales gtfoh for 4800 lmao

[/ QUOTE ]

I live in a city basically filled with nothing but broke ass students. $4800 cash to walk in as a student here is Balla, Holla!

[/ QUOTE ]

4800 canadian?

isn't that like 10000 pesos, or basically firestarter.

If this is baller, I am going to canada with my greenbacks and plan on buying that place, canadia I mean.

mperich 12-06-2006 03:29 AM

Re: Interesting meeting at the bank.
 
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4800 canadian?

isn't that like 10000 pesos, or basically firestarter

[/ QUOTE ]

this joke was funnier about 4 years ago. i can vouch that 4800 is v. baller where he is from. dirty cougars love wnkandgun, especially in vegas at the piano bar

-Mike

evank15 12-06-2006 04:01 AM

Re: Interesting meeting at the bank.
 
4800 Canadian = 4225 US.

Big huge difference.

That dumb joke isn't funny/applicable anymore.

Paul B. 12-06-2006 04:19 AM

Re: Interesting meeting at the bank.
 
Did you give her the wink and the gun?

absoludicrous 12-06-2006 04:24 AM

Re: Interesting meeting at the bank.
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
go tell disney ur duck tales gtfoh for 4800 lmao

[/ QUOTE ]

I live in a city basically filled with nothing but broke ass students. $4800 cash to walk in as a student here is Balla, Holla!

[/ QUOTE ]

4800 canadian?

isn't that like 10000 pesos, or basically firestarter.

If this is baller, I am going to canada with my greenbacks and plan on buying that place, canadia I mean.

[/ QUOTE ]



I was telling this joke in 1st grade.

apefish 12-06-2006 04:47 AM

Re: Interesting meeting at the bank.
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
go tell disney ur duck tales gtfoh for 4800 lmao

[/ QUOTE ]

I live in a city basically filled with nothing but broke ass students. $4800 cash to walk in as a student here is Balla, Holla!

[/ QUOTE ]

4800 canadian?

isn't that like 10000 pesos, or basically firestarter.

If this is baller, I am going to canada with my greenbacks and plan on buying that place, canadia I mean.

[/ QUOTE ]


Could we please stop using racist terms and call them Mexican or Mexican-American?

Even the Canucks know that much.

kassdog 12-06-2006 06:35 AM

Re: Interesting meeting at the bank.
 
Hit it
Video tape it
Send video to kid your age.


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