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ahnuld 12-04-2006 09:32 PM

Stupid questions for raptor.
 
Not sure if hes gonna read this before his interview or not, but lets assume he wont. Raptor and durr are going to be doing some sort of live interview with phone in questions. Lets try to think of some good ones...

Spechel EDD 12-04-2006 09:33 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
when you touch each others butts are you both secretly trying to grasp each others wallets

ahnuld 12-04-2006 09:34 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
7 second delay edd, I want stupid questions, not questions that are gonna get me cut off.

pokerstudAA 12-04-2006 09:39 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
I understand you have won alot of money playing poker......but how much have you lost?

Requin 12-04-2006 09:41 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
What's your opinion on eating food off the ground for $

winkandgun 12-04-2006 09:44 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
How many hookers can you buy with the amount of money you have won from poker?

Scott

kickpushcoast 12-04-2006 09:48 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
[ QUOTE ]
How many hookers can you buy with the amount of money you have won from poker?

Scott

[/ QUOTE ]

answer:all of them

AE6 12-04-2006 09:49 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
I don't really have any ideas, but I hope you can come up with something good, cuz this show is boring.

Goooooooooooo raptor/durrrr

Bill King 12-04-2006 09:49 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
[ QUOTE ]
What's your opinion on eating food off the ground for $

[/ QUOTE ]

Dan87 12-04-2006 09:49 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
i think the obvious question is simply

"hey raptor, what it do?"

Bill King 12-04-2006 09:53 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
hey guys send me $5 plz, i'll send it back when i double it lol

NoahSD 12-04-2006 09:54 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
So, if I like give you $50 could you stare into some guys soul and bluff him and make me like $100 more? I'll let you keep $5.

Requin 12-04-2006 09:55 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
If I send you some money, will you play with it for me? I'll give you 10% of all my winnings. It's a win/win.

ahnuld 12-04-2006 09:57 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
[ QUOTE ]
If I send you some money, will you play with it for me? I'll give you 10% of all my winnings. It's a win/win.

[/ QUOTE ]

I was thinking of going with this. Or a gun question about which gun helps me get the ladies.

apefish 12-04-2006 09:57 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
[ QUOTE ]
I understand you have won alot of money playing poker......but how much have you lost?

[/ QUOTE ]

This is the first good use of this i have seen in some time.

Bill King 12-04-2006 10:00 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
when it gets late and lonely in the house do you and durrr do it on the kitchen table or the new pool table?

Requin 12-04-2006 10:12 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
How much money have you given to the Poker Player's Alliance?

Big Poppa Smurf 12-04-2006 10:14 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
i will ask durr if i can live with him and be his prank monkey

Big Poppa Smurf 12-04-2006 10:17 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
ahnuld good work, WHAT IT DO

ofishstix 12-04-2006 10:18 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
lol ahnuld

Eagles 12-04-2006 10:18 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
LOL at ahnuld

g-p 12-04-2006 10:18 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
haha awesome raptor gives bad advice

AceCR9 12-04-2006 10:19 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
PLEASE tell me this is a BBVer asking bout KK utg

Kyle 12-04-2006 10:19 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
[ QUOTE ]
How much money have you given to the Poker Player's Alliance?

[/ QUOTE ]

ahnuld 12-04-2006 10:20 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
[ QUOTE ]
PLEASE tell me this is a BBVer asking bout KK utg

[/ QUOTE ]


it was me

AceCR9 12-04-2006 10:20 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
BOOOO wtf bring him back.

g-p 12-04-2006 10:21 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
[ QUOTE ]
PLEASE tell me this is a BBVer asking bout KK utg

[/ QUOTE ]idiot

Spechel EDD 12-04-2006 10:22 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
[censored] WHATS THE STREAMING LUINKKKK

Esperante 12-04-2006 10:23 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
for raptor:
when u do teh flipaments, how do you know when is a good time so teh cards be goot for u.

for durrrr:
what is the next car you are going to buy to put raptors recent purchase to shame?

ahnuld 12-04-2006 10:26 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
too late. I went with

KK UTG what do I doooooo

and "would you double my money for me?"

Pudge714 12-04-2006 10:29 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
Everyone call in asking for durrrrr.

Requin 12-04-2006 10:31 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
Not going to happen, he's on a plane.

Pudge714 12-04-2006 10:34 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
[ QUOTE ]
Not going to happen, he's on a plane.

[/ QUOTE ]
I know. Just keep getting people to call in asking where durrrr is.

Gildwulf 12-04-2006 10:35 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
serious question: do you poop

AceCR9 12-04-2006 10:44 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
PLEASE tell me this is a BBVer asking bout KK utg

[/ QUOTE ]idiot

[/ QUOTE ]


LOL sarcasmaments

Gildwulf 12-04-2006 10:45 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
[ QUOTE ]
too late. I went with

KK UTG what do I doooooo

and "would you double my money for me?"

[/ QUOTE ]

vn, sorry i missed it

ahnuld 12-04-2006 10:49 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
oh, and of course I started with

"hey Raptor, what it do?"

Bill King 12-04-2006 10:50 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
[ QUOTE ]
oh, and of course I started with

"hey Raptor, what it do?"

[/ QUOTE ]

lol he was so thrown off by that, he tried so hard to hold off the laugh.. im bummed they didnt let him belt out a full HOLLA

buckbomb56 12-04-2006 10:54 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
where do i listen/watch this interview?

apefish 12-04-2006 11:07 PM

Re: Stupid questions for raptor.
 
This would have also been a good time to clear up that whole Jean Gluck/ Vanessa Rouso/ Patrick Antonius/ Brandi Rose-Hawbaker-Mortenson who is hottest debate with an expert answer.

It's Patrick btw and its not even close.


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