Madmeetz not the only one partying tonight - bruiser update!
 

(from IM convo, w/ bruiser's permission)

tonight i'm going to a party
also i read The Game and read The Venusian Arts Handbook by Mystery, i'm going to use that tonight at the party
and get a lot of girls

Thoughts, comments, suggestions?

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(from IM convo, w/ bruiser's permission)

tonight i'm going to a party
also i read The Game and read The Venusian Arts Handbook by Mystery, i'm going to use that tonight at the party
and get a lot of girls

Thoughts, comments, suggestions?

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I thought for a second you meant he was in SF, I would love to meet him.

I think the fact that he is in a good state of mind will help him out.

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i think bruiser has a better chance of getting laid tonight than i do [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Nice. Some ladies are in for a fun night of "Who lies more, men or women? Those nails look good, are they real? Hands of the merchandise. Do you know why you suck? Women are sexual predators....Pick a number between 1-10"

Suggestion: Bruiser- write your own opener or you are gonna get blown out like 50 times by either "That's what this other guy just told me" or "You know, The Game is a NYT best seller..."

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All,

Some additional thoughts from bruiser:

i am going to get all the girls tonight
this will be fun
<diablo> nice!
as soon i start talking to a girl, it's all over for her. with the ashman charm on
no chance
she will most likely faint into my arms

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I just offered him good luck and he curtly informed me that he won't be needing it.

Woa!

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Scotty,

Bruiser already has awesome creative unique openers that have to do with stuff like Nepalese traditions.

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anyone with this confidence (at least what seems like it) won't really need openers. but, whatever works for him!

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I just offered him good luck and he curtly informed me that he won't be needing it.

Woa!

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Awesome.

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Sounds like he's putting forth good effort.

Go Bruiser!

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Remind him to keep chanting, "I'm the boss...I'm the boss...I'm the boss..." as he walks into the party.

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Remind him to keep chanting, "I'm the boss...I'm the boss...I'm the boss..." as he walks into the party.

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loudly!

chicks dig guys with that kind of confidence, right?

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i'll give 3-1 odds he doesn't hook up. takers?

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i'll give 3-1 odds he doesn't hook up. takers?

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Dude, keep up, I offered everyone on AIM 5:1 ten minutes ago.

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he sounds like a boxer s.hit-talking before a bout that he's heavily favored to lose.

but of course i wish him the best of luck.

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i'll give 3-1 odds he doesn't hook up. takers?

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Dude, keep up, I offered everyone on AIM 5:1 ten minutes ago.

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What constitutes 'hooking up' ?

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i'll give 3-1 odds he doesn't hook up. takers?

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Dude, keep up, I offered everyone on AIM 5:1 ten minutes ago.

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i'll give 3-1 odds he doesn't hook up. takers?

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Dude, keep up, I offered everyone on AIM 5:1 ten minutes ago.

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What constitutes 'hooking up' ?

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plug and socket

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she will most likely faint into my arms

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http://www.erowid.org/library/books/...form_quest.jpg

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he sounds like a boxer s.hit-talking before a bout that he's heavily favored to lose.

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I think he sounds more like this:

http://sports.espn.go.com/i/page2/ph...0119namath.jpg

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I just offered him good luck and he curtly informed me that he won't be needing it.

Woa!

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hooking up is 85% skill, 10% luck, and 5% bad beats. clearly he doesn't need it.

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I just offered him good luck and he curtly informed me that he won't be needing it.

Woa!

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hooking up is 85% skill, 10% luck, and 5% bad beats. clearly he doesn't need it.

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In the long run. But we're talking one session for a fish who's read a couple of books. Luck is much more than 10%.

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i'll give 3-1 odds he doesn't hook up. takers?

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Dude, keep up, I offered everyone on AIM 5:1 ten minutes ago.

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OK, I actually offered 5:1 on him getting laid. If this is seen as me backing out and being lame, I will lay you a small amount on him hooking up as you were the first to reply.

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he sounds like a boxer s.hit-talking before a bout that he's heavily favored to lose.

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I think he sounds more like this:

http://sports.espn.go.com/i/page2/ph...0119namath.jpg

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sadly i have no idea what's going on in that pic, although i guess joe namath was some sort of legendary football player? maybe a quarterback even?

p.s. am i wrong or are quarterbacks much more likely to be white than other football players? what's up with that?

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i'll give 3-1 odds he doesn't hook up. takers?

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Dude, keep up, I offered everyone on AIM 5:1 ten minutes ago.

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OK, I actually offered 5:1 on him getting laid. If this is seen as me backing out and being lame, I will lay you a small amount on him hooking up as you were the first to reply.

[/ QUOTE ]wait, i am really confused now. i think there is no chance in hell he is getting laid tonight. i want to bet $500 on that. how much do i get if i win?

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Thoughts, comments, suggestions?

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As usual, Bruiser is reading the wrong texts.

This one is a classic: Ars Amatoria, by Ovid

If he gets laid, it will be by accident, sympathy, or an act of drunkenness, most likely by both parties to the crime. By the way, a drunk fu*k does not count. At least not by me.

-Zeno

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By the way, a drunk fu*k does not count. At least not by me.

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wait, i am really confused now. i think there is no chance in hell he is getting laid tonight. i want to bet $500 on that. how much do i get if i win?

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Woa, do I look like an idiot? All bets off. Danny, I expect a full trip report tomorrow. I'm out.

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he sounds like a boxer s.hit-talking before a bout that he's heavily favored to lose.

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I think he sounds more like this:

http://sports.espn.go.com/i/page2/ph...0119namath.jpg

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sadly i have no idea what's going on in that pic, although i guess joe namath was some sort of legendary football player? maybe a quarterback even?

p.s. am i wrong or are quarterbacks much more likely to be white than other football players? what's up with that?

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Joe Namath predicted that his team would win the 3rd AFC/NFC championship game. It's what's now known as the Super Bowl, but then the two leagues weren't together. The AFC, which Joe Namath's Jets were a part of, was thought of has vastly inferior. He guaranteed the Jets would win and they did.

As per the QB thing, QB is one of the positions with a majority of white athletes but it's by no means dominated.

PS: Bruiser IS THE [censored] MAN

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By the way, a drunk fu*k does not count. At least not by me.

-Zeno

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i would be a virgin by your standards

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With all his bragging and supposed resourses, he should be able to nab a babe cold sober for that 'horizontal refreshment' he so dreams about. Others may wish to count a drunken fu*k festival - that's fine. I just would not.

-Zeno

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By the way, a drunk fu*k does not count. At least not by me.

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i would be a virgin by your standards

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In a way, you are. Sex is best sober, or only slighty buzzed. Sloppy dunken sex is for young people, the majority of which don't know what they are doing. Just my opinion. You are free to ignore, or disbelieve what I say of course.

-Old Man Zeno

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Why don't you nerds get some real friends?

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i'll give 3-1 odds he doesn't hook up. takers?

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Dude, keep up, I offered everyone on AIM 5:1 ten minutes ago.

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WTF, I would have bet my whole bankroll at 50:1 had you IMed me.
<insert joke about my $7 bankroll>

Sorry Bruiser [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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Earlier I was trying to find Bruiser's web site and ended up coming to some Chess place. I somehow found Bruiser's chess club website and it had this gem on there:

http://www.metrowestchess.org/Community/...Ball_Barry.html

Rocky Dennis?

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Earlier I was trying to find Bruiser's web site and ended up coming to some Chess place. I somehow found Bruiser's chess club website and it had this gem on there:

http://www.metrowestchess.org/Community/...Ball_Barry.html

Rocky Dennis?

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MY EYES!!! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!!

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If you note, just above the upper right corner of the photo is the statement: "No Date".

Perhaps the Gods have a sense of humor after all.

-Zeno

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http://www.metrowestchess.org/Community/...hman_Danny.html

Look who it is!

Attn. Bruiser
 

http://www.metrowestchess.org/Community/...con_Anabel.html

Hit It

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http://www.metrowestchess.org/Community/...con_Anabel.html

Hit It

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ha.. i already know who that is without looking. i have been over that website many times before (mostly playing a twisted version of "guess who") and she is definitely the best looking creature on that site.