You have 1 hour to get sh*tfaced
 

Suppose for some reason (either something really good happens or something really bad is prevented from happening, whichever is more motivating to you) you have one hour to get totally hammered. A half-hour after you stop drinking, your BAC will be measured and you must score at least a .18, or roughly twice the legal limit. There is a bartender present who will serve or make you any drink to your exact specifications. He will always have your next drink ready before you finish the current one. The only rules are that you are not allowed to vomit until after you have been tested and all alcohol must be consumed by mouth. Assume you have recently eaten a light meal and are well-rested.

Beer is obviously out of the question; there's no way the stomach can hold that much liquid. Some people could handle shots, but I'm sure I would get sick if I tried to do 8 or so in an hour. Personally I would chose either a very strong screwdriver served with lots of ice or several bottles of good pinot gris.

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crown and coke for the win obv. this is always the choice. holla

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If I'm not paying for it, good bourbon and ice cubes.

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Pound long Island Iced Tea's if you dont wanna do shots.

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Maker's straight no problem.

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Jaeger bombs, the red bull keeps me from feeling sick

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Jaeger bombs, the red bull keeps me from feeling sick

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seconded

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If this was for a prop bet, I'd just take 5-6 doubles of Bacardi 151.

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Strong screwdriver makes it easy.

I'd do shots. I could easily kill myself w/ shots if I wanted to (my record is 13 in about 15 minutes). I rarely throw up, but there would be an excellent chance I wouldn't remember most of the evening.

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crown and coke for the win obv. this is always the choice. holla

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Only a pretend step up from jack and coke. A boy's drink. You is balla now for a long time, raptor. You gotta move on, holla.

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Laphroig.

Too easy

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everclear and pineapple juice (mixer of your choice) would make this pretty easy

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Pound long Island Iced Tea's if you dont wanna do shots.

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3 or 4 of these will get you shitfaced pretty nicely

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I think that you guys are underestimating how much liquor you would need to drink in an hour to sustain a 1.6 for 30 minutes. It would be alot of coke if you tried to do it with c&c's.

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i agree with screwdriver. its insane how much easier it is to drink a screwdriver compared to a shot of vodka.

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crown and coke for the win obv. this is always the choice. holla

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Only a pretend step up from jack and coke. A boy's drink. You is balla now for a long time, raptor. You gotta move on, holla.

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its a taste ive lived with since i started drinking. its like falling back onto something special. jack and cock sucks monkey nuts. theres a huge differnce. holla

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By a bottle of something nice and.........CHUGGGGGGG

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In high school when I was in a hurry to get drunk, I would two-fist it: left fist was Jack Daniels on ice, right fist was 50/50 Crown Royal and coke. Drink the Jack, chase with the rye and coke. The trick is to stop before you feel drunk, because you'll be drinking faster than your body can absorb...

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Hurricane, LIT, something along those lines.

If it weren't for the bartender thing, I'd say fortified wine. Good luck finding that at a bar though.

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Mind Erasers ftw.

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I think that you guys are underestimating how much liquor you would need to drink in an hour to sustain a 1.6 for 30 minutes. It would be alot of coke if you tried to do it with c&c's.

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i think you forgot that if you are doing this right you'll still be getting drunker after you stop drinking

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Patron and Corona. How has this not been mentioned before this?

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Tequila shots with a squirt of lime juice in them. I suck at taking shots, but I could do a [censored] lot of these in a row, especially when I have some salt.

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long island iced teas EZ. Or if i get tired of those adios motherfukers which is nearly the same.

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Beer is obviously out of the question; there's no way the stomach can hold that much liquid

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I think you're rulling this one out too soon, I think if you chose a beer like 8.0abv steal reserve or something like that you could do this with beer.

I don't know what I'd drink if I had to do this on a bet, but it would prob just be some sort of liquor, prob a whiskey in a glass.

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klompy,

That isn't beer, its malt liquor. A lot depends on your size as well. I think I could put down 8-10 beers in an hour. Toss in a couple shots and I think I make it.

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Id alternate between shots of grey goose and long island iced teas

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Jaeger bombs, the red bull keeps me from feeling sick

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seconded

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This is what popped into my mind when i read the OP. I'm not much of a liquor drinker either for whatever that's worth.

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Gin and grapefruit juice.

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What di I do if I am already there??????

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Jaeger bombs, the red bull keeps me from feeling sick

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Do you realize you would be drinking up to 10 cans of Red Bull in an hour? This is assuming the standard 1/2 can per shot.

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Bottle of whiskey, 1 liter bottle of Coke. Take large pulls of whiskey for massive damage, chase with sips of Coke as needed.

I think anything involving mixed drinks or beer would be a terrible idea, at least for me personally. Large volumes of carbonated drinks are pretty much impossible for me, and if you go with screwdrivers or other citrusy mixers then the massive amount of citric acid would also wreak havoc on my gut.

Whiskey and small amounts of Coke chaser as needed is the best option IMO, although wine is also a very plausible choice.

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Any combination of 80+ proof shots chased with a typical mixed drink of the same liquor would make this a cakewalk unless you weigh 600 pounds or something.

I also think I do this with malt liquor, but puking chance goes higher.

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Pound long Island Iced Tea's if you dont wanna do shots.

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yup

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"and if you go with screwdrivers or other citrusy mixers then the massive amount of citric acid would also wreak havoc on my gut."

There is no way the orange juice is the gut damaging part of the screwdriver.

Also, maybe there's a trick to this or I don't realize how [censored] up .18 is, but according to some random BAC calculator on a website a 220# dude would need 9 Gin and Tonics in an hour to hit .18. If I can covert 5 or 6 of those into shots that's trivially easy. Unless you're morbidly obese or such a woman that you can't handle shots some of the parameters of this question need to change.

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Patron and Corona. How has this not been mentioned before this?

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How many kids can afford Patron or even know what it is?

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"and if you go with screwdrivers or other citrusy mixers then the massive amount of citric acid would also wreak havoc on my gut."

There is no way the orange juice is the gut damaging part of the screwdriver.

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Explain. I disagree.

Drinking 8-9 glasses of OJ without the vodka in an hour would still make me feel like total [censored].

Then again, I might just have a delicate stomach.

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Yeah, orange juice CAN be the damaging part of the screwdriver.

When I was a college kid, I used to get freaky floating high drinking beer as fast as I could drink it, but alternating it with water too. I went through astonishing amounts of bear -- they sold it in popcorn tubs at my Uni -- and I think if I got any drunker my teeth would have separated from my gums. But the constant pissing due to the massive intake of water(more than the massive DEhydrating beers) kept me from having to barf, or feel sick.

Without the incredible amounts of water I would have been sunk. I was peeing every 10 or 15 minutes for hours, it was a joke. But, I stayed blazing high and never barfed the next morning or felt sick. And believe me, it was not for lack of beer. We went through uncountable tubs of beer very quickly.

So with enough water, you can get freaky high on beer alone without barfing.

God forbid you stop drinking the water after you win. You basically turn your system into an open pipe and you'd better not stop drinking SOMETHING and keeping the valves open.

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If I needed to get wasted really fast I would just chug a bunch of vodka. You can get all the drinking out of the way in like ten seconds.

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I like the fortified wine suggestion (MD20/20, Cisco).

Also, how about Boilermakers or some other type of beer + liquor drink?

Oh... Easy one.... Chug a bottle of Malibu, it's 40% and goes down so easssssy