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Here's my vote:

the scene in Tombstone.

"skin that smokewagon and see what happens!"

"you gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?"

If only I was taller than 5 feet, then maybe I could pimp-slap someone like Wyatt does in this clip. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Link To Video On YouTube

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Keyser Soze shooting his own family. By far the most bad ass thing I have ever seen in a movie.

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Eggplant.

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Keyser Soze shooting his own family. By far the most bad ass thing I have ever seen in a movie.

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I'd call that sick and terrible, not bad-ass.

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Brad Pitt getting his ass beat by Lou to keep fight club in that bar and maniacally laughing the entire time

/machismo

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Well he shoulda' armed himself, if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.

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Tempting to drop a certain Dirty Harry-quote here, but that wouldn't be very original, so I won't..

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Keyser Soze shooting his own family. By far the most bad ass thing I have ever seen in a movie.

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I'd call that sick and terrible, not bad-ass.

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Seriously, lighten up. It was a movie. Most things in movies are terrible.

*edit* most macho things in movies are terrible.

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Keyser Soze shooting his own family. By far the most bad ass thing I have ever seen in a movie.

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I'd call that sick and terrible, not bad-ass.

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Seriously, lighten up. It was a movie. Most things in movies are terrible.

*edit* most macho things in movies are terrible.

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Understood, and I love the movie. It's just that I wouldn't call killing someone's family bad-ass. I prefer to consider something bad-ass when it's done to someone who, at least to some extent, deserved it.

And you're right - most macho things in movies are not deserving of hugs and kisses. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Rambo stitching his wound up in the tree in First Blood.

You pussies would pass out, fall down in a heap, and get analed by the commies.

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FTW.

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Rambo stitching his wound up in the tree in First Blood.

You pussies would pass out, fall down in a heap, and get analed by the commies.

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"Pain don't hurt" - Dalton (Road House)

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I would like to change my vote to anything this guy has done because he sweats machismo.

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/5198/leeqo7.jpg

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FTW.

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Awesome.

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Keyser Soze shooting his own family. By far the most bad ass thing I have ever seen in a movie.

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I'd call that sick and terrible, not bad-ass.

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Seriously, lighten up. It was a movie. Most things in movies are terrible.

*edit* most macho things in movies are terrible.

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Understood, and I love the movie. It's just that I wouldn't call killing someone's family bad-ass. I prefer to consider something bad-ass when it's done to someone who, at least to some extent, deserved it.

And you're right - most macho things in movies are not deserving of hugs and kisses. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Also, I believe that was just considered "legend" in that film, and not that he HAD specifically done it, although obv he may have. The way he manipulated things tho, I'd say no, why not just get the rumor spread?

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"Christy, get on your knees so Sabrina can see your ass."
"SABRINA DON'T JUST STARE AT IT, EAT IT!"

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the title of this thread is extra gay

Why don't you name the thread something like "most badass scene from a movie"

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the title of this thread is extra gay

Why don't you name the thread something like "most badass scene from a movie"

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You must drive a jacked-up pickup truck with over-sized tires, eh?

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Brad Pitt getting his ass beat by Lou to keep fight club in that bar and maniacally laughing the entire time

/machismo

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Brad Pitt getting his ass beat by Lou to keep fight club in that bar and maniacally laughing the entire time

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Scarface spitting on the the Columbians, instead of telling them where the money is, while his friend is being chainsawed.

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"I ain't got time to bleed." - Jesse Ventura

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Arnold vs. the Predator with a bow and arrow and some McGuyver like traps.

game over.

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"You're bleeding!"
"Ain't got time to bleed."

Nicholas Cage in the last scene in Wild at Heart "Whattayou [censored] want?"

The real-life exploits of Audie Murphy in To Hell and Back

"Fill your hands, you son of a bitch!"

and I know it's corny but, "Better to be dead and cool, than alive and uncool."

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Outlaw Josey Wales

"you boys gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"

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Outlaw Josey Wales

"you boys gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"

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awesome

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Outlaw Josey Wales

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awesome

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I love that flick, so great. One of those movies I always stop and watch whenever it's on.

Here's another one from that:

near the end with the bounty hunters..

Bounty Hunter: A man's got to make a living somehow these days.

Clint: Dying ain't much of a living.

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Awesome.

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http://www.heavy.com/heavy.php?video...oonz3_Enforcer

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Peckinpah's Wild Bunch

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"We deal in lead, friend."

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"We deal in lead, friend."

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In the original, Kyuzo, the master swordsman, chases a couple of bandits (armed with rifles) into the forest. Next scene, he comes out of the forest with the rifles, props them up against a wall, sits down, and goes to sleep. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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I was thinking the same thing

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Rambo stitching his wound up in the tree in First Blood.

You pussies would pass out, fall down in a heap, and get analed by the commies.

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I'm assuming you've stitched your own wounds then? In a tree? With a shoelace?

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I would like to change my vote to anything this guy has done because he sweats machismo.

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Excellent call. His blonde buddy ranks pretty high on the list, too.

The final showdown in The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly is unbelievably macho. Every man knows he's looking at his own death only seconds away, and that it's not clear whether moving first will make it better or worse, or how to move if you do. Rock scissors paper factor is in there, even. Jeez, it's just too much.

Also, Dirty Harry's talking down the guy at the beginning of Dirty Harry is extremely macho not only because he's completely bluffing, but because he laughs at the end. Yes, macho sometimes has an element of cruelty.

I also submit Pewee Herman's Big Adventure in its entirety.

And Giuletta Masina's last glance into the camera at the end of Nights of Cabiria has more balls than any 1000 no holds barred fights.

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Better one ... "I want you to apologize to my ass."

Also, from True Romance, an absolutely brilliant bit of machismo that actually accomplished a desperately needed goal(of providing a quick painless death instead of endless torture and betrayal): the "wops came from n*'s" speech Dennis Hopper gives Chris Walken, startling him and making him laugh with disbelief even through potential hatred at him, but respect his incredible monster balls so much he can't help but honor him with a quick death.

Now THAT was some seriously crazy macho stuff.

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Cole Trickle driving his friend's car after his accident in Days of Thunder.


By far.
















(sarcasm)

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Rambo stitching his wound up in the tree in First Blood.

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I'm assuming you've stitched your own wounds then? In a tree? With a shoelace?

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Using my dick for a needle.

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I have to say that was a "Holy [censored]" moment too.

Lots in Predator too...The Crazy Indian dude slicing his chest before he tries to take the Predator in hand to hand stands out.

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Arnold vs. the Predator with a bow and arrow and some McGuyver like traps.

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I agree with corpsebean about the Indian guy taking on the Predator, way more macho than what Arnold did. Arnold was just trying to survive after it had taken everyone else out.

The Indian guy was making a stand so that others could escape.

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Then we will fight in the shade.