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TheLamprey 11-28-2006 05:47 PM

Brag: I pwn in chat
 
$0.50 + $0.05 sit and donk on Tribeca (yes, it's a beat that I play micro donkaments). Some loony fish tries to get under my skin when he reads my location, Toronto. BUT I PWN HIM WITH MY RAPIER BBV WIT!


alexbest: hey lamprey where in the usa is the state canada

D: nipper2814 wins 160 as the last player standing
D: Level up. New stakes : 30/60
D: Game [9] started with 8 players.
D: TheLamprey wins 300 as the last player standing

TheLamprey: alex, it's the part where the hockey players and prostitutes live

alexbest: so your mom was born there

TheLamprey: yes, she plays for boston now

ninjaunderwear 11-28-2006 05:49 PM

Re: Brag: I pwn in chat
 
I don't get it.

Frogpond 11-28-2006 05:50 PM

Re: Brag: I pwn in chat
 
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o.../powerpuff.jpg

Gary Stevenson 11-28-2006 05:51 PM

Re: Brag: I pwn in chat
 
try harder fish (is a lamprey considered a fish?)

Gildwulf 11-28-2006 05:51 PM

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http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o.../powerpuff.jpg

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STOP IT

YOUR PICTURES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING AND ARE NOT FUNNY

thx

Frogpond 11-28-2006 05:53 PM

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Get ready for the ass kissers...

ASPoker8 11-28-2006 05:56 PM

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Get ready for the ass kissers...

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I'd rather have dictator GW pwning every BBV post than you trolling. I'm about to take the Nath approach and just ignore you.

Frogpond 11-28-2006 05:58 PM

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Get ready for the ass kissers...

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I'd rather have dictator GW pwning every BBV post than you trolling. I'm about to take the Nath approach and just ignore you.

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Thats scary

jaminbird 11-28-2006 05:58 PM

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YOUR PICTURES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING WHICH IS WHY THEY ARE FUNNY

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FYP

HoneyBadger 11-28-2006 06:09 PM

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I read this board for the pictures.

pktsfullofhope 11-28-2006 06:12 PM

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Confused as usual. But I'm from Toronto so I support you. and the LEAFS

Butso 11-28-2006 06:13 PM

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I read this board for the pictures.

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cretin

THEOSU 11-28-2006 06:15 PM

Re: Brag: I pwn in chat
 
gw,

that picture's pretty funny.

TheLamprey 11-28-2006 06:22 PM

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try harder fish (is a lamprey considered a fish?)

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A lamprey is like a parasite eel. It grabs onto fish with it's face and then sucks their blood until they die usually.

I love how 1/3 of the people who respond don't get it, 1/3 think it sucks, and the other 1/3 are posting retarded but moderately amusing spam or are responding to the retarded spam. THIS THREAD IS AWESOME.
But for those who think it sucks I will try harder to include more of the following things in my next thread, even if I have to make them up:
-Stabbing someone.
-Eating poop
-Something involving winning or losing $10k+ in less than 5 minutes
-rubbing one out.

snakekilla88 11-28-2006 06:23 PM

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frogpond has pasted more funny stuff then any1 on bbv. lay off gw.

Frogpond 11-28-2006 06:24 PM

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frogpond has pasted more funny stuff then any1 on bbv. lay off gw.

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Gildwulf 11-28-2006 06:24 PM

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ok, i will lay off

just had 5 people this week ask me to ban frogpond

Frogpond 11-28-2006 06:25 PM

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ok, i will lay off

just had 5 people this week ask me to ban frogpond

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I bet I can guess 3/5

Tuco 11-28-2006 06:28 PM

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ok, i will lay off

just had 5 people this week ask me to ban frogpond

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Dude, Froghead gave us the african waterhole. He's got to have immunity for a month at least.

Tuco.

Frogpond 11-28-2006 06:29 PM

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ok, i will lay off

just had 5 people this week ask me to ban frogpond

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I bet I can guess 3/5

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1. Dan87
2. danzasmack
3. Suigin486
wild card: skinnylittletwig...?

Am I right?

Abones 11-28-2006 06:30 PM

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I think its pretty funny...

but women don't play hockey?

OP mom = man?

AbreuTime 11-28-2006 06:31 PM

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frogpond has pasted more stuff then any1 on 2+2 .

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FYP

HajiShirazu 11-28-2006 06:31 PM

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Anime, character dragonball hottest.
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TheLamprey 11-28-2006 06:34 PM

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Anime, character dragonball hottest.
Opera required example file...etc...

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Ok, now this IS retarded.

Frogpond 11-28-2006 06:35 PM

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wow haji thats the dumbest thing I didn't read in my life

captZEEbo 11-28-2006 06:37 PM

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THIS THREAD IS AWESOME.

[/ QUOTE ]lol, there seems to be a lot of people that really like their own sense of humor lately

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...e=0#Post7168437

HoneyBadger 11-28-2006 06:41 PM

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wow haji thats the dumbest thing I didn't read in my life

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You my friend make such amazingly dry comments, I love it. Dry humour is an art.

please don't ban this guy:)

blackjack777 11-28-2006 06:43 PM

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>>>>>>$0.50 + $0.05 sit and donk on Tribeca (yes, it's a beat that I play micro donkaments




That's as far as I got into reading your post.

Frogpond 11-28-2006 06:46 PM

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wow haji thats the dumbest thing I didn't read in my life

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You my friend make such amazingly dry comments, I love it. Dry humour is an art.

please don't ban this guy:)

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Thanks bro

gamblore99 11-28-2006 06:55 PM

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gw,

that picture's pretty funny.

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absoludicrous 11-28-2006 07:00 PM

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ok, i will lay off

just had 5 people this week ask me to ban frogpond

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Yeah, those people are butt hurt little bitches.

Seraphim 11-28-2006 07:03 PM

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http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o.../powerpuff.jpg

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do not STOP IT

YOUR PICTURES ARE FUNNY

thx

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Frogpond 11-28-2006 07:05 PM

Re: Brag: I pwn in chat
 
And on another note, once again I derailed the hell out of a thread.

SkinnyLittleTwig 11-28-2006 07:08 PM

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ok, i will lay off

just had 5 people this week ask me to ban frogpond

[/ QUOTE ]

I bet I can guess 3/5

[/ QUOTE ]

1. Dan87
2. danzasmack
3. Suigin486
wild card: skinnylittletwig...?

Am I right?

[/ QUOTE ]

Unlike some people, I'm not a fan of PMSing in PMs

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...nen/froggy.png

Split Suit 11-28-2006 07:08 PM

Re: Brag: I pwn in chat
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
ok, i will lay off

just had 5 people this week ask me to ban frogpond

[/ QUOTE ]

I bet I can guess 3/5

[/ QUOTE ]

1. Dan87
2. danzasmack
3. Suigin486
wild card: skinnylittletwig...?

Am I right?

[/ QUOTE ]

see...i figured skinnylittletwig was a given...not the wildcard. and like ive sed in other threads, ima huge fan of ur rediculous work (btw, the pic with the big black guy wearing a helmet eatting that huge hamburger...was my wallpaper for about a month. well played)

Frogpond 11-28-2006 07:10 PM

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So you asked gild to ban me skinny?

SkinnyLittleTwig 11-28-2006 07:14 PM

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I already answered that question, so here's a picture of a Korean guy cooking food.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v460/Hyppynen/8.jpg

Frogpond 11-28-2006 07:16 PM

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I already answered that question, so here's a picture of a Korean guy cooking food.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v460/Hyppynen/8.jpg

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Nice try copying my schtick, but you suck

SkinnyLittleTwig 11-28-2006 07:18 PM

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http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o...ceass005-1.jpg

WORKAMENTS 11-28-2006 07:19 PM

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And on another note, once again I derailed the hell out of a thread.

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http://members.optusnet.com.au/alpha...ijack_live.jpg


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