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Will. 11-27-2006 03:04 PM

I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
I flew to Syracuse yesterday to go to turning stone and hang out for a week...I'm here now.

So, yesterday i had a 35-40 yr old model/porn model sit next to me on my flight to Detroit(connecting to SYR). She was very outgoing, in fact she told me what she did for a living within the first 5 minutes of talking to her, and she told me that i had a "look" and that i should consider modeling(LOL). So we continue talking and I'm actually listening to her and adding funny, charming [censored] in between everything she says. She eventually gives me her numbers and stuff and signs one of her flyers or whatever for me...
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/2695/modelpi7.jpg

she then takes out her laptop to show me some of her shoots. They start out as normal pics of her, her (kinda) bf, and her friend who was two row behind us. Then she shows me pics of her friend naked, then pics of her naked, then pics of her and her friend sucking on her kinda boyfriend's dick lol. Anyways...somewhere in all of this she becomes pretty touchy feely on me, touching my biceps and chest mostly. She tells me how she loves to suck dick and swallows, yada...we are hitting it off and i am somewhat intimidated but am keeping my cool. We land as we're sitting there, she tells me that we could have went to the bathroom and joined the mile-high club if we weren't so busy talking. I laugh and tell her that it seems like kind of a small space to get yr groove on in. She tells me that i would just have to sit there, THIS GIRL IS AWESOME! She then asks me if i have sometime between my flights and if I want to hang out with her and her friend for a little while, and i do, so we do...we go to a bar (im only 20) and talk a little more...
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5...ronstarwy8.jpg

eventually i gotta get going but she tells me that she has to let her kiss me...we end up making out for 10 minutes and i had her friend take a pic of us with my phone...

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3...8057983vl3.jpg

i eventually stop and just say "OMG this is the craziest thing that has happened to me in a long time, I gtg". I leave but i forget all of my [censored], so i head back and she meets me halfway to give me the pic that she signed...she hands it to me then we kiss. I tell her i left all of my other stuff in the bar too, so we go back in there i grab my stuff and end up making out with her for a little while longer...

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/9...0513037dr0.jpg <font color="blue"> Full Rake said, "WOAH ur owning her" </font>


She says, "oh please call me!" Then i leave.


I know she's not WAAAYYY hot but she has a very sexy personality and she is a knockout for her age.

MuresanForMVP 11-27-2006 03:06 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
vnh

CardSharpCook 11-27-2006 03:07 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
I'm jealous.

snagglepuss 11-27-2006 03:07 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
haha this rules.

very sweet post. but cmon such a beat not banging!

billyjex 11-27-2006 03:08 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
cool story

people will hate by saying shes an old skank but whatever seemed fun

it would have beeen super easy for you too get your dick sucked in the bathroom, though, u [censored] up

vikefan24 11-27-2006 03:08 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
There is no way that person doesn't have a penis

CardSharpCook 11-27-2006 03:10 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
[ QUOTE ]
it would have beeen super easy for you too get your dick sucked in the bathroom, though, u [censored] up

[/ QUOTE ]

Was thinking the same thing. I'm hoping you at least got to grope those massive [censored].

maniacut 11-27-2006 03:10 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
A+ good work.

Will. 11-27-2006 03:10 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
i saw her naked, no penis.

captZEEbo 11-27-2006 03:13 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
why not bang her?

wazz 11-27-2006 03:13 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
If this is true then it's a beat that you didn't bang her

Will. 11-27-2006 03:13 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
it would have beeen super easy for you too get your dick sucked in the bathroom, though, u [censored] up

[/ QUOTE ]

Was thinking the same thing. I'm hoping you at least got to grope those massive [censored].

[/ QUOTE ] i did but only after she put my hands on them, i didn't really feel that comfortable foreplaying with her in an airport bar in front of a window.

wackjob 11-27-2006 03:13 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
can't
believe
you
didn't
hit
IT

jsnipes28 11-27-2006 03:15 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
[ QUOTE ]
cool story

people will hate by saying shes an old skank but whatever seemed fun

it would have beeen super easy for you too get your dick sucked in the bathroom, though, u [censored] up

[/ QUOTE ]

for rlz yo

Will. 11-27-2006 03:16 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
K guys, it's not like i'm not gonna have a second chance with this girl...i guess she travels a lot and we're gonna get together the next time she is in Minneapolis or she wants to meet in Vegas when I am 21. I just don't know where i was gonna [censored] her, plus i was holding in like 10 farts and probably a [censored].

tomdemaine 11-27-2006 03:17 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
wrap it twice yo.

samster 11-27-2006 03:18 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
Wow. Crazy.

durkahdurkah 11-27-2006 03:18 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
wow what a nice set of titties

ni han sirrrr

Will. 11-27-2006 03:19 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
[ QUOTE ]
wrap it twice yo.

[/ QUOTE ]LOL she actually showed me her gyno report that was 2 days old that said she was clean...[censored] now that i think about it she was ready to go!!!! but i was pretty intimidated by it all at the time, and suspicious.

Victor 11-27-2006 03:21 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
"LOL she actually showed me her gyno report that was 2 days old that said she was clean"


wowowowow.

maniacut 11-27-2006 03:27 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
lol. now it's definitely a beat that you didn't hit it in the same day.

Gildwulf 11-27-2006 03:29 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
how could you have not closed this, it's really mindboggling

dinopoker 11-27-2006 03:32 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
Listen, you really should have taken the time to bang this chick. There will be other flights to wherever you were going, but there won't be many opportunities to bang a porn star. Miss the flight, bang the chick, always and forever!

Lucky 11-27-2006 03:32 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
nice post.

you hooked up with porn star and budding entrepreneur:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiwjpUwGTUY

mak15 11-27-2006 03:35 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
awsome story, definitely should have went for more, but understandable why you wouldn't at the time.

snagglepuss 11-27-2006 03:39 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
she looks 4 times more bangin' in that youtube clip than those pictures.

so i upgrade your brag. but it also makes the beat much worse.

but big ups to you because you will bang her in the future.

*edit* lol @ that clip. when she starts rambling on about wine the producers do a split screen with some porno clip, haha.

Will. 11-27-2006 03:45 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
[ QUOTE ]
nice post.

you hooked up with porn star and budding entrepreneur:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiwjpUwGTUY

[/ QUOTE ]that's not her, this savanna isn't really that famous of a porn star, she is more famous for the modeling she's done for Jaguar and also things like Abercrombie and Fitch and Aeropostale. She told me she owns a BMW.

kb09pkt 11-27-2006 03:46 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
You missed out. Savannah Sampson is much better looking than in your pics. She is on the Howard Stern show all the time. She likes anal as well and even had plastic surgery on her backside and bleaches her rectum to make it look sexier in videos.
You should spend the rest of your life regretting this. Congrats on the make out session though.

Kilillan 11-27-2006 03:46 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
how much did your haircut cost?

Will. 11-27-2006 03:50 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
[ QUOTE ]
how much did your haircut cost?

[/ QUOTE ]the haircut alone was 60 (with tip) the foiling was another 120 with tip

onthebutton 11-27-2006 04:02 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
A+++++++ WOULD READ AGAIN!!!!!

PS--Should have banged her.

sightless 11-27-2006 04:05 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
Why is your hair different colours?

Dan BRIGHT 11-27-2006 04:08 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
call her and fux her

keikiwai 11-27-2006 04:08 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
solid!

vin17 11-27-2006 04:10 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
Although the OP doesn't contain as a long a story or a subsequent trip report related to it, I feel this could give 'My Home Casino' a run for its money (as BBV'ers work their magic).

lippy 11-27-2006 04:11 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
You live in Minneapolis? Do you go to the U? I'm in the comp lab at CMU, I want to shake your hand.

IronDragon1 11-27-2006 04:13 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
I, for one, salute you.

derosnec 11-27-2006 04:16 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
she looks really into the kiss

bdams19 11-27-2006 04:20 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
HOLY [censored] ALL YOU DO IS SAY MEET ME IN THE BATHROOM IN TWO MINUTES

Black winter day 11-27-2006 04:21 PM

Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)
 
Nice post, beat for not closing the deal, as everyone here said though.
I wonder, is she some kind of nymphomaniac?
Looks like she just had to jump on some random young kid (even showed you he gyno reports, wtf?), so it's a brag in a sense that you were in the right place in the right time, not that she was so taken with you personally.

Anyway, call her up, do her, and post the pics here.


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