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Beat: My good friend lives with nits
...Who don't like to party the night before T-giving break
-He asked them about having a shindig, they said ok He sends out this email: Heres the deal. Tuesday November 21st 2006. idk 8 oclockish sound good? 57 XXXXXXXXXXXX > > PARTY > > If you need directions ask me, katie, mike, or pelland 'cause we do indeed > all > live here. (or you could just use the internet. see maps.google.com) > > I can garuntee there will be guitar hero. we could do bored games like > cranium > or whatever if yall digit. > > If you like root beer maybe i'll pick some of that up, but for the rest of ya > i'll pick up some bottles and brewskis or whathaveyou. > > i know i don't have class wednesday but even if i did i like to skip school > from > time to time so if you need a ride the next day i could possibly provide that > (if i get my wheels by then because i friggen better). > > if you're working that night, don't worry, parties are about people and i > expect > you to come after shift. plus i don't go to sleep until like 4am anyways. > there's floor space to crash. > > > i like people, especially after i've had a few beers in me, so imo the more > the > merrier just don't bring people who would put cheetos on someones white down > comforter. if i forgot anyone i'm sorry i'm sure you're invited i just suck > at > the internet and email and facebook and myspace and aim and social > interaction > and all that [censored]. if my roomies have anything to add or if i've [censored] up > somehow feel free to correct my retardocity. > > hope to see you there, well, here. it should be fun. His roommate SENDS HIM AN EMAIL BACK INSTEAD OF WALKING INTO HIS ROOM AND TELLING HIM THIS (they are right next to each other in the house): where to start.... I will not be driving anyone anywhere. I'll be taking my guitar hero controler and ps2 to my room- thanks for asking me if it was alright to volunteer it. Open party. Good idea. Criminal offences won't cost us our jobs or anything. No one will be sleeping in my room, nor will anyone be allowed to step foot in it. Tell your guests they use your bathroom, because they're not going to be using mine. Keep track of what they eat and replace anything I bought. I'm not cleaning up any of the mess people make, and I don't expect to find one because you're going to clean it up. I swear, if I have to pick up anything, it'll end up in a very inconvinient place for you. You're paying for everything. I refuse to chip in. I have class at 9am, and have an important presentation that I have to be alert for seeing as its 50% of my grade, so if noise prevents me from sleeping, I will tell everyone to leave. On that note, I don't know where you think they're all going to park, but I'm going to be leaving for class at 8am and if anyone's car is in my way, I'll hit it with a baseball bat and slash the tires. -Dave (BTW, they live in the middle of the woods far away from cops and other neighbors, so there is pretty much no threat of cops busting it up). > |
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who has classes at 9am on thanksgiving? |
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I only read your buddies email. It was really really gay. I stopped reading when I found out he was the "good guy".
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(BTW, they live in the middle of the woods far away from cops and other neighbors, so there is pretty much no threat of cops finding Dave's body). [/ QUOTE ] /mc |
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your friend sounds like the nit here.
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...Who don't like to party the night before T-giving break -He asked them about having a shindig, they said ok He sends out this email: Heres the deal. Tuesday November 21st 2006. idk 8 oclockish sound good? 57 XXXXXXXXXXXX > > PARTY > > If you need directions ask me, katie, mike, or pelland 'cause we do indeed > all > live here. (or you could just use the internet. see maps.google.com) > > I can garuntee there will be guitar hero. we could do bored games like > cranium > or whatever if yall digit. > > If you like root beer maybe i'll pick some of that up, but for the rest of ya > i'll pick up some bottles and brewskis or whathaveyou. > > i know i don't have class wednesday but even if i did i like to skip school > from > time to time so if you need a ride the next day i could possibly provide that > (if i get my wheels by then because i friggen better). > > if you're working that night, don't worry, parties are about people and i > expect > you to come after shift. plus i don't go to sleep until like 4am anyways. > there's floor space to crash. > > > i like people, especially after i've had a few beers in me, so imo the more > the > merrier just don't bring people who would put cheetos on someones white down > comforter. if i forgot anyone i'm sorry i'm sure you're invited i just suck > at > the internet and email and facebook and myspace and aim and social > interaction > and all that [censored]. if my roomies have anything to add or if i've [censored] up > somehow feel free to correct my retardocity. > > hope to see you there, well, here. it should be fun. His roommate SENDS HIM AN EMAIL BACK INSTEAD OF WALKING INTO HIS ROOM AND TELLING HIM THIS (they are right next to each other in the house): where to start.... I will not be driving anyone anywhere. I'll be taking my guitar hero controler and ps2 to my room- thanks for asking me if it was alright to volunteer it. Open party. Good idea. Criminal offences won't cost us our jobs or anything. No one will be sleeping in my room, nor will anyone be allowed to step foot in it. Tell your guests they use your bathroom, because they're not going to be using mine. Keep track of what they eat and replace anything I bought. I'm not cleaning up any of the mess people make, and I don't expect to find one because you're going to clean it up. I swear, if I have to pick up anything, it'll end up in a very inconvinient place for you. You're paying for everything. I refuse to chip in. I have class at 9am, and have an important presentation that I have to be alert for seeing as its 50% of my grade, so if noise prevents me from sleeping, I will tell everyone to leave. On that note, I don't know where you think they're all going to park, but I'm going to be leaving for class at 8am and if anyone's car is in my way, I'll hit it with a baseball bat and slash the tires. -Dave (BTW, they live in the middle of the woods far away from cops and other neighbors, so there is pretty much no threat of cops busting it up). > [/ QUOTE ] Sounds happenin' <font color="white"> and it's still somehow many orders of magnitude more fun than anything I'll be doing for the foreseeable future...::sigh:: </font> |
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i enjoyed, ty
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PS I don't consider Wednesday to be a class day, I've been fortunate enough never to have an idiot professor who expected to hold class that day.
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what a bitch
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i have class wednesday before thanksgiving 4:30PM to 7PM
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your friend sounds like monica from friends
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Who doesn't get the whole week off? lolz
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yeah I get the whole week off... losers
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...Who don't like to party the night before T-giving break -He asked them about having a shindig, they said ok He sends out this email: Heres the deal. Tuesday November 21st 2006. idk 8 oclockish sound good? 57 XXXXXXXXXXXX > > PARTY > > If you need directions ask me, katie, mike, or pelland 'cause we do indeed > all > live here. (or you could just use the internet. see maps.google.com) > > I can garuntee there will be guitar hero. we could do bored games like > cranium > or whatever if yall digit. > > If you like root beer maybe i'll pick some of that up, but for the rest of ya > i'll pick up some bottles and brewskis or whathaveyou. > > i know i don't have class wednesday but even if i did i like to skip school > from > time to time so if you need a ride the next day i could possibly provide that > (if i get my wheels by then because i friggen better). > > if you're working that night, don't worry, parties are about people and i > expect > you to come after shift. plus i don't go to sleep until like 4am anyways. > there's floor space to crash. > > > i like people, especially after i've had a few beers in me, so imo the more > the > merrier just don't bring people who would put cheetos on someones white down > comforter. if i forgot anyone i'm sorry i'm sure you're invited i just suck > at > the internet and email and facebook and myspace and aim and social > interaction > and all that [censored]. if my roomies have anything to add or if i've [censored] up > somehow feel free to correct my retardocity. > > hope to see you there, well, here. it should be fun. His roommate SENDS HIM AN EMAIL BACK INSTEAD OF WALKING INTO HIS ROOM AND TELLING HIM THIS (they are right next to each other in the house): where to start.... I will not be driving anyone anywhere. I'll be taking my guitar hero controler and ps2 to my room- thanks for asking me if it was alright to volunteer it. Open party. Good idea. Criminal offences won't cost us our jobs or anything. No one will be sleeping in my room, nor will anyone be allowed to step foot in it. Tell your guests they use your bathroom, because they're not going to be using mine. Keep track of what they eat and replace anything I bought. I'm not cleaning up any of the mess people make, and I don't expect to find one because you're going to clean it up. I swear, if I have to pick up anything, it'll end up in a very inconvinient place for you. You're paying for everything. I refuse to chip in. I have class at 9am, and have an important presentation that I have to be alert for seeing as its 50% of my grade , so if noise prevents me from sleeping, I will tell everyone to leave. On that note, I don't know where you think they're all going to park, but I'm going to be leaving for class at 8am and if anyone's car is in my way, I'll hit it with a baseball bat and slash the tires. -Dave (BTW, they live in the middle of the woods far away from cops and other neighbors, so there is pretty much no threat of cops busting it up). > [/ QUOTE ] I have a feeling I'd be a nit too if I had that kind of pressure the day before thanksgiving. I think the real issue here is why your friend isn't helping his room mate delay that god awful presentation. |
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Wow... Dave is a giant [censored].
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they both sound pretty hip to me.
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I would consider getting new roommates.
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I would consider hiring chuck norris to come in and solve the problem. [/ QUOTE ] |
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heh, both of them sound like tools to me
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beat: you're associated with either in this fiasco.
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hahaha, it also reminded me of this:
Rainier Wolfcastle: My teenage son returns from a fancy East Coast college, and I'm horrified to discover he's a nerd. Kent Brockman: I'm laughing already. Rainier Wolfcastle: It's not a comedy. |
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I'm not cleaning up any of the mess people make, and I don't expect to find one because you're going to clean it up. I swear, if I have to pick up anything, it'll end up in a very inconvinient place for you. [/ QUOTE ] If, upon reading this part, your friend didn't get up and walk into the next room and punch dood in the skull, i'd say some very key mistakes were made. |
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[ QUOTE ] I'm not cleaning up any of the mess people make, and I don't expect to find one because you're going to clean it up. I swear, if I have to pick up anything, it'll end up in a very inconvinient place for you. [/ QUOTE ] If, upon reading this part, your friend didn't get up and walk into the next room and punch dood in the skull, i'd say some very key mistakes were made. [/ QUOTE ] If he owns a VW its a wash. |
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i dont think your friend sounds like a dbag at all. i think dave however deserves an assbeating for being such a killjoy.
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Pick me up some root beer man, yeah!
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i dont think your friend sounds like a dbag at all. i think dave however deserves an assbeating for being such a killjoy. [/ QUOTE ] Dave is definitely a douche. However, I think the fact that the friend is planning a party and did not consult roommates (whose [censored] is being used for the party) is pretty obnoxious as well. |
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This party sounds fun can I come? I'll bring So Sue Me and a bottle of Tab!
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your firend sounds liek he's trying too hard to not try hard enough to sound cool.
== hes a douche |
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put me down for root beer +1
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A lot of good lines here:
[ QUOTE ] we could do bored games like cranium or whatever if yall digit. If you like root beer maybe i'll pick some of that up, i like to skip school from time to time parties are about people and i expect you to come after shift. i like people, just don't bring people who would put cheetos on someones white down comforter. i just suck at the internet and email and facebook and myspace and aim and social interaction and all that [censored]. [/ QUOTE ] PS. You should forward Dave's email to the party list, and let the hilarity begin. |
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A lot of good lines here: [ QUOTE ] we could do bored games like cranium or whatever if yall digit. If you like root beer maybe i'll pick some of that up, i like to skip school from time to time parties are about people and i expect you to come after shift. i like people, just don't bring people who would put cheetos on someones white down comforter. i just suck at the internet and email and facebook and myspace and aim and social interaction and all that [censored]. [/ QUOTE ] PS. You should forward Dave's email to the party list, and let the hilarity begin. [/ QUOTE ] this is an A+ idea |
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I have class at 9am, and have an important presentation that I have to be alert for seeing as its 50% of my grade, so if noise prevents me from sleeping, I will tell everyone to leave. [/ QUOTE ] Dave sounds like a douche but I wouldn't want to be kept up the night before a big presentation either. |
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fwiw, it was pretty dick not to even ask your roommate who has a presentation whether or not it was ok to have a party
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Pick me up some root beer man, yeah! [/ QUOTE ] For the people who don't or can't drink, the reassurance that a variety of refreshing non-alcoholic beverages will be served is very thoughtful and considerate. Beat if it's just root beer though. Blech. Sure, he sounds like a corny dork, and probably is, but that's not an unforgivable sin. I mean, this party is only a baby step away from being awesome: 1. A variety of refreshing non-alcoholic drugs? 2. High stakes cranium HU for rolls? 3. Prop bets to do the most deviant and devious thing to the fascist roommate while he sleeps? Carpe diem goddamit. |
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Heres the deal. Tuesday November 21st 2006. idk 8 oclockish sound good? 57 XXXXXXXXXXXX > > PARTY > > If you need directions ask me, katie, mike, or pelland 'cause we do indeed > all > live here. (or you could just use the internet. see maps.google.com) > > I can garuntee there will be guitar hero. we could do bored games like > cranium > or whatever if yall digit. > > If you like root beer maybe i'll pick some of that up, but for the rest of ya > i'll pick up some bottles and brewskis or whathaveyou. > > i know i don't have class wednesday but even if i did i like to skip school > from > time to time so if you need a ride the next day i could possibly provide that > (if i get my wheels by then because i friggen better). > > if you're working that night, don't worry, parties are about people and i > expect > you to come after shift. plus i don't go to sleep until like 4am anyways. > there's floor space to crash. > > > i like people, especially after i've had a few beers in me, so imo the more > the > merrier just don't bring people who would put cheetos on someones white down > comforter. if i forgot anyone i'm sorry i'm sure you're invited i just suck > at > the internet and email and facebook and myspace and aim and social > interaction > and all that [censored]. if my roomies have anything to add or if i've [censored] up > somehow feel free to correct my retardocity. > > hope to see you there, well, here. it should be fun. > [/ QUOTE ] http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l4...ammar_time.jpg |
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Dave sounds like a bitch, someone that uptight should definately not have roommates. You guys should beat his ass, or at least get his ps2 controllers all greasy from cheetos.
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fwiw, it was pretty dick not to even ask your roommate who has a presentation whether or not it was ok to have a party [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] -He asked them about having a shindig, they said ok [/ QUOTE ] But aye, something IS rotten... I believe some key parts of this story are being omitted. |
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all this needless friction could've been solved by a simple conversation:
douche: "hey dave, i'm thinkin' of having a party on thanksgiving eve. it could get out of hand, there'll be some rootbeer and maybe cranium if things heat up. is that cool with you?" dave: "actually, no. i've got a presentation at 9am the next morning. sorry man." douche: "bummer. oh well, can you at least rub some lotion on my back?" dave: "sure." *applies lotion* douche: "oooh, that's nice. yeah slowly. oooh." 36 seconds later. "i'm done. wanna play guitar hero?" dave: "i'll get a towel." |
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all this needless friction could've been solved by a simple conversation: douche: "hey dave, i'm thinkin' of having a party on thanksgiving eve. it could get out of hand, there'll be some rootbeer and maybe cranium if things heat up. is that cool with you?" dave: "actually, no. i've got a presentation at 9am the next morning. sorry man." douche: "bummer. oh well, can you at least rub some lotion on my back?" dave: "sure." *applies lotion* douche: "oooh, that's nice. yeah slowly. oooh." 36 seconds later. "i'm done. wanna play guitar hero?" dave: "i'll get a towel." [/ QUOTE ] Lolz I was roughly 93% sure this, [ QUOTE ] -He asked them about having a shindig, they said ok [/ QUOTE ] meant a scenario exactly as you described, I just didn't want to broach the subject and make anybody feel uncomfortable. |
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If I had a huge presentation the next day and a party was planned without consulting me, I'd be really pissed too. If I got an e-mail saying "we'll have Xbox360 games on the HDTV!" (both of which are mine) I would rightfully be pissed as hell. Drunk people don't go near my electronics. Hell, I won't even let myself go near them when I'm drunk I wouldn't take care of it like Dave did, though. I'd approach the person respectfully and tactfully, rather than sending a huge douche of an email.
btw who the hell puts "ill buy rootbeer" in a party email? i dont care why he's doing it ps cranium doesnt belong at a rocking party |
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