Do it for the Gimmicks
 

I call on Raptor Christ to hereby absolve all gimmicks of any shame, disgrace and ignominy, and purge their holy eternal souls with a wave of His talon, thus freeing them and their hidden owners of past indiscretions.

Step forward gimmicks to receive absolution.



(PS. I'm not a gimmick. Obviously)

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You deserve me.

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QUIT LIVING IN THE PAST DUDE! QUIT LIVING IN THE PAST!

The great gimmick wars of OOT and not gonna be replayed in BBV

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accept Raptor Christ as your lord and savior and you will be healed of your gay affliction Mr. Simmons.

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where is Mr. Patrick Antonius?

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I was ASKANAVYSEAl but I dont remember the password, etc.

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holla

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Reject the Raptor Christ. I am your only salvation in this wicked, wicked world.

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Gimmicks?

You kidding? Not only is my real account long-time banned, but my 7-8 not-real accounts are as well, my two beautiful Gimmick Accounts gone forever, without a BisonBison-cum-SampleSizeMan to parody, and I only figured out I owned this account when I was doing some very long overdue various email account cleansing.

Gimmick Accounts? Whatthefuck, longtime gone asshat. Now I need to ensure the survival of this account so I don't have to read 10 replies at a time.

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Ryan Beal deleted my gimmick account

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Crikey!

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THREAD CAT IS UNTOUCHABLE

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Is dis blowk a piller-biter, or wot? E definitely looks like an iron to me. But live and let live, ah say, gingers av gotta live just like pikeys gotta live (less dey owe me filfy lukah).

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Gentlemen, I absolve you of sins through my legislation of morality, not the other way around. May God have mercy on your souls.

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It's too bad Raptor Christ wasn't my copilot.

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Magic Johnson was the best ever imo,
I have 3 I think that I will bump this thread with when I get back from class/hockey

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wow. seeing all these gimmicks is actually pretty funny.

what about that c/r one that made fun of everyone for being way to passive and posted casino trip reports and stuff?

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Is this a gimmick account?

Here he is making 1st BBV appearance.

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Big deal. I prayed to Raptor Christ to cure me, and he answered.

I said "RJ, every morning when I get up and
look in the mirror ... I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?"

He replied, "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."


I get no respect.

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my two beautiful Gimmick Accounts gone forever

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Beat

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Brag


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Variance

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beat: his name isn't Sawyer.

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Paging Richard Dawson...

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sso thrsty. found smthng that looks like a mushroom. could be poinsonous, should i eat it?

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Reject Raptor Christ and Choose Me

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I've had sex with over 5000 women. teh jesus had no pimpin skills whatsoever (except mary mag lol). worship me.

PS The government was behind 9/11 ftw.

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Classic

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Now that POTD has made his decision, can we all move on?

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can you save me?

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I'd watch out for coyotes if I were you!

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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b*tch?

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No, a proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof, and when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven.

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Can I have the body afterward?

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Raptor Christ, it has come to my understanding that many of your patrons have not been keeping up with their duty as citizens of this wonderful nation. You provide me with the list of names, and we'll talk about that Jurassic Park plan again.

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I admit it, Garden State was a stupid movie.

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I have no idea how you came up with this for a gimmick, but lol.