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raptor517 11-14-2006 08:19 AM

Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
well, i got my 4th speeding ticket in the last 30 days. my radar detector is a piece of crap apparently, and its sposed to be good its a passport. maybe i just suck at using it iiii duno. anyways i was taking empiremaker2 to the airport and got pulled over. i got really mad for some reason, so i decided im going to sell my sti, and buy some sort of suv or truck kinda thing that i wont have a desire to speed around in.

anyways, im wondering about peoples thoughts on cool suv's or trucks i dont really know about. ive looked at range rovers, and i like them, but i duno just seem not my style. right now i think im going with the 07 cadillac escalade ext. silver or black im not sure yet.. anyways, thoughts on other things i should consider?

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y13...7/escalade.jpg
holla

edfurlong 11-14-2006 08:23 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
Your options are pretty much either buy a hummer or admit that you love men.

raptor517 11-14-2006 08:30 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
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Your options are pretty much either buy a hummer or admit that you love men.

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what if i want both, then what? holla

edfurlong 11-14-2006 08:33 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
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what if i want both, then what? holla

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You can't have both, the gays are very sensitive about the environment. Well, they're sensitive about everything, but whatever.

Gyre 11-14-2006 08:49 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
Didnt you order a 997 turbo?

poker_n00b 11-14-2006 08:53 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
escalade with lamborghini doors

J_T_P 11-14-2006 09:11 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
open your eyes and look for cops on the road

Python49 11-14-2006 09:12 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
escalade is seriously balla... dont forget the 22's

edfurlong 11-14-2006 09:13 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
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open your eyes and look for brake lights in front of you.

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Lyric 11-14-2006 09:13 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
http://www.cecwheels.com/images/medi...urbo_front.jpg

Daddy Warbucks 11-14-2006 09:18 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
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Close your eyes and let go of the wheel! That [censored] will bug you out!

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boomshakalaka 11-14-2006 09:22 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
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escalade is seriously balla... dont forget the 26's

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I mean.. really what were you thinking?

boomshakalaka 11-14-2006 09:27 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
Escalades are for pop stars ballas, Denalis are for gangsta ballas.

http://www.automundo.com/yukon2007/X07GM_DN003L.jpg

Equal 11-14-2006 09:29 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
Do not sell the STi man, CMON it's the funnest car on the road! Get a new radar detector instead.

NNNNOOOOONAN 11-14-2006 09:29 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
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Your options are pretty much either buy a hummer or admit that you love men .

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is this some sort of double entendre?

edfurlong 11-14-2006 09:34 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
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Your options are pretty much either buy a hummer or admit that you love men .

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is this some sort of double entendre?

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No, no its not. Why would you think it was?

mntbikr15 11-14-2006 09:47 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
I have an STi, a valentine, and half a brain. I have no problems with tickets.

2/325Falcon 11-14-2006 09:48 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
Balla trucks: International XT series

blackjack777 11-14-2006 09:51 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
My dad has one of these, they rock.


http://www.drivesrt.com/en/dodge/srt...cab/index.html

boomshakalaka 11-14-2006 09:51 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
I think hes attempting to make a funny with a lack of good material. Im guessing he is asking if "hummer" was a double entendre, and bolded "admit that you love men" because he was trying to link them to make it funny? Felacio is not exclusive to the gays, so your attempt at funny just leaves the reader confused and short of laughs.

blackjack777 11-14-2006 09:54 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
Plenty of time left to bid on this too.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1946-1T-1...050463779QQrdZ1

Daddy Warbucks 11-14-2006 10:02 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
Does $250 dollars not sound like a lot of money for that?

edfurlong 11-14-2006 10:09 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
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Does $250 dollars not sound like a lot of money for that?

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I suspect he would take zero if you agreed to tow it away.

Omahahaha 11-14-2006 10:11 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
apparently you do suck at it

ive been speeding god knows how long, no radar detector, no ticket...

boomshakalaka 11-14-2006 10:12 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
too bad they havent come out with an updated version of the seirra denali yet. I hope they do, most balla pickup ever made.

http://www.gmcanada.com/images/vehic...de_03_main.jpg

raptor517 11-14-2006 10:24 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
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Do not sell the STi man, CMON it's the funnest car on the road! Get a new radar detector instead.

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i know, i love it, but i dont really wanna die either, and i love to drive that car hard and fast. so im trying to be SOMEWHAT responsible i suppose. maybe when i grow up a bit and let these tickets fall off my record ill get something nice and fast.. until then though.. gas guzzler here i come. holla

thatpfunk 11-14-2006 10:29 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
rap,
test drive a range. besides the porsche, prob the only suv worth spending the money on. escalades look ok, but whatev, RRs are classic.

umaveryd 11-14-2006 10:36 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
Get one of these and just ignore the cops if they ever try to pull you over.

http://www.tankride.com/American_Tanks_For_Sale.html

AceCR9 11-14-2006 10:39 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
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Get one of these and just ignore the cops if they ever try to pull you over.

http://www.tankride.com/American_Tanks_For_Sale.html

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only 50k? come on Raptor!

nextgenneo 11-14-2006 10:41 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
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Get one of these and just ignore the cops if they ever try to pull you over.

http://www.tankride.com/American_Tanks_For_Sale.html

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nice site

euphuistical 11-14-2006 10:42 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
RX350

Nielsio 11-14-2006 10:50 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
Escalade is tha suck.


Winner:

http://www.autogoda.com.ua/img/cars/2004/VW_Touareg.jpg

boomshakalaka 11-14-2006 10:51 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
does it have to be a truck? Why not just get a balla sedan? S-class, 7 series, and of course the new lexus LS are all pimp and you dont look like such a douche in them.

raptor517 11-14-2006 10:56 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
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does it have to be a truck? Why not just get a balla sedan? S-class, 7 series, and of course the new lexus LS are all pimp and you dont look like such a douche in them.

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meh, anything in car form, especially 7 series and s-class, go fast. i dont want something that goes fast, haha. this is a self discipline measure as well [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] i love the s550s though, im a huge fan, and i guess s600s are out now/soon. i must resist for now though.. holla

Nielsio 11-14-2006 10:59 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
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does it have to be a truck? Why not just get a balla sedan? S-class, 7 series, and of course the new lexus LS are all pimp and you dont look like such a douche in them.

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meh, anything in car form, especially 7 series and s-class, go fast. i dont want something that goes fast, haha. this is a self discipline measure as well [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] i love the s550s though, im a huge fan, and i guess s600s are out now/soon. i must resist for now though.. holla

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If you want slow go for the Range Rover diesel. RRs are f-ing heavy.

Somebody 11-14-2006 11:05 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
Buying an SUV will cause you to roll and die when you speed. Consider getting someone to tweak your governor.

raptor517 11-14-2006 11:06 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
[ QUOTE ]
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does it have to be a truck? Why not just get a balla sedan? S-class, 7 series, and of course the new lexus LS are all pimp and you dont look like such a douche in them.

[/ QUOTE ]

meh, anything in car form, especially 7 series and s-class, go fast. i dont want something that goes fast, haha. this is a self discipline measure as well [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] i love the s550s though, im a huge fan, and i guess s600s are out now/soon. i must resist for now though.. holla

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If you want slow go for the Range Rover diesel. RRs are f-ing heavy.

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i mean, i dont want something SLOW, but i dont want something im going to want to drive fast all the time. if i need to go fast i dont wanna have to go 0-60 in 11 seconds. i think im going with escalade ext right now, im gonna go try to test drive that, as well as range rover today. holla

boomshakalaka 11-14-2006 11:07 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
I know what you mean, but high end sedans while fast dont really inspire you the same way something like an sti would. Yes they are fast, but they are so comfortable its just nice to cruise in them, but the power is always there just incase you go click the mouse lose the house go busto do a lotta pcp rob a bank and then need to get away in a highspeed police chase.

kabouter 11-14-2006 11:14 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
http://www.physorg.com/newman/gfx/news/gmc-yokun.jpg
Go Jack Bauer!
Don't get a porsche cayenne, bmw x5 or a vw touareg though, they still are fast cars.

mike_oxbig 11-14-2006 11:21 AM

Re: Beat: selling my car, too many tickets..
 
I don't like teh ext at all, that was what I was going to get before i settled on a regular Escalade.


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