Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
 

Long story short, I don't even think I'm in a relationship, the girl seems to think so, and I want out asap, I'd rather questions than answers, so good, generic excuses are much appreciated.

Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
 

"So, uh, I'm breaking up with you. If I could get my Metallica T-shirt before I go that would be great."

Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
 

I caught the gay, I don't think we can date anymore.

Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
 

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I caught the gay, I don't think we can date anymore.

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I have honestly already tried this

Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
 

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I caught the gay, I don't think we can date anymore.

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I have honestly already tried this

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Try it again, you get used to it after a while.

Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
 

Stop answering the phone, stop answering the door.

Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
 

making out with a dude whlie she is watching might work.

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making out with a dude whlie she is watching might work.

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I don't know if I'm that interested in breaking up with her.

Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
 

Why do you need an excuse? Stop calling her, and stop seeing her. It's that simple.

Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
 

OK, its late, not much going on, whatever. But this thread sucks AND you've cross-posted it in BBV. To be honest, my first thought was that you were redpill, but you didn't mention your sweet ride or how fast it could go, so I had some doubts.

Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
 

yeh you dont need an excuse man, do you work with her or something? if you do quit your job and play poker professionally.

be a man and let her know the deal you just want to be friends with benefits.