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PhatPots 11-13-2006 05:15 PM

I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
I had just a little bit of coffee in my mug left when I saw a spider hanging on to the telephone cord. I shook him off it and trapped him on my desk under my coffee mug. How long does OOT think he will survive under my mug? My plan is to starve him to death (Rather than squish him barbarically).

miajag 11-13-2006 05:17 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
How is starving a creature to death less barbaric than killing it instantly by crushing?

BB? 11-13-2006 05:18 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
sorry, just kiddin

nsdjoe 11-13-2006 05:22 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
Gonna be a while. My guess is 10 days.

Stuey 11-13-2006 05:22 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
I think he will last 2 weeks. If he makes it a week though you should set him free! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Evan 11-13-2006 05:22 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
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Gonna be a while. My guess is 10 days.

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Really? I'd definitely take the under. I think it will be more like 1 day.

rjoefish 11-13-2006 05:23 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
This is a trick question right?

The coffee is clearly going to cause him to grow to 1000 times his normal size and then he'll be eating you. I would be nice to him if I were you.

adanthar 11-13-2006 05:25 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
voted for 'suffocates prior to starving'

deucedeuce00 11-13-2006 05:25 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
You should trap another spider and then take bets on the fight.

dinopoker 11-13-2006 05:32 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
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voted for 'suffocates prior to starving'

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What if he pokes holes in the coffee cup?

Anyways, if suffocation is removed, wouldn't he die of thirst before starving to death? How much water do spiders need?

nsdjoe 11-13-2006 05:36 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
I used to do cruel experiments on insects regularly as a kid. I believe I had spiders trapped that lived considerably longer than a week with no food/water (they did have air).

*** 11-13-2006 05:36 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
The spider will die of thirst long before it starves to death. Depending on the kind of spider they can go from days to months without food, and probably from one day to a week or more without water. Your coffee cup is going to be out of commission for a while.

Sephus 11-13-2006 05:38 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
he will suffocate in less than 1 day.

nsdjoe 11-13-2006 05:51 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
Put him under a glass so you can observe his status without having to pick up the cup and give him a fresh supply of air (if suffocation is what you're going for).

punkass 11-13-2006 06:30 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
I doubt there is a vacuum seal on the cup/desk boundary. I don't think he will die of suffication.

I say 3-4 weeks without anything to drink. If you had a clear cup/mug, that'd be cool for observation purposes.

neuroman 11-13-2006 06:44 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
pics of spider please

El Diablo 11-13-2006 06:45 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
P,

Why not free him?

Cumulonimbus 11-13-2006 07:38 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
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P,

Why not free him?

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Heh, agreed, even though I hate spiders. The dude's probably bored as hell in there and contemplating the meaning of his life. At least give him some hope by playing Pearl Jam. I hear spiders like Pearl Jam.

gamblore99 11-13-2006 07:54 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
try to find another spider, than do a spider brain transplant.

farang0 11-13-2006 09:10 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
Go get a clear cup and setup a webcam

Jeff W 11-13-2006 09:23 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
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he will suffocate in less than 1 day.

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Wanna bet?

WhatDoesCallMean 11-13-2006 09:23 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
i currently have a spider trapped in a glass with a telephone bill over the top of it for the last 10 days.

he has made his way from the bottom of the glass up to the top by constructing a snazzy series of webby things.

no sign of him starving / dehydrating / suffocating / getting bored yet.

and to answer what may well be asked, i forgot about it for a day and then decided id try to catch another one so he could have a friend - havent managed to catch another one yet.

epdaws 11-13-2006 09:29 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
Does he have any access to air at all? Cause you'll be looking at suffocation first.

Then again, I am absolutely no expert. I'd have to guess he suffocates before starving, right? In a matter of a few hours?

Sephus 11-13-2006 09:31 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
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he will suffocate in less than 1 day.

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Wanna bet?

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no, but i trapped a spider under a cup on my desk and it was dead within a day. maybe it was already dying, or it committed suicide, but i assume it suffocated.

Cumulonimbus 11-14-2006 02:42 AM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
lol this thread's funny.

Newtown 11-14-2006 09:39 AM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
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How is starving a creature to death less barbaric than killing it instantly by crushing?

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I'd say it's more barbaric.

All,

You don't find this in the least bit cruel?

nation 11-14-2006 09:44 AM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
"All,

You don't find this in the least bit cruel?"


killing the spider doesn't bother me, but trying to starve/suffocate it is messed up.

Jay. 11-14-2006 09:47 AM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
yea, let him go and enjoy his life!

Thythe 11-14-2006 10:04 AM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
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yea, let him go and enjoy his life!

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agreed, spiders are cool and eat insects that people hate.

Shajen 11-14-2006 10:06 AM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
let the little guy go. Put him out in your yard, he'll eat other insects you consider harmful or annoying.

Causing another animal (even a spider) to suffer is pretty [censored] up.

xxThe_Lebowskixx 11-14-2006 10:07 AM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
lol at this thread!

jaffa 11-14-2006 10:07 AM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
I'd like to trap the OP under a coffee cup and see how long he lasts before he starves/suffocates.

Put down the coffee cup and let the spider go.

LeatherFace 11-14-2006 12:28 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
for every spider you dont trap under a coffee cup im going to trap three

dvo352 11-14-2006 12:35 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
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and to answer what may well be asked, i forgot about it for a day and then decided id try to catch another one so he could have a friend - havent managed to catch another one yet.

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Does anyone else think that one spider will eat the other?

NajdorfDefense 11-14-2006 01:06 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
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yea, let him go and enjoy his life!

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Spiders eat poisonous bugs, definitely free him.

dinopoker 11-14-2006 01:16 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
Irradiate him with gamma rays and then get him to bite you. You will gain spider-like powers.

troymclur 11-14-2006 01:30 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
It's messed up on our end, but who says the spider even has the faculties to be 'tortured'?

IIRC, a Spider's brain consists of Ganglia (sp?) which is basically a group of nerve cells. The little guy is closer to a math equation than a depressed prisoner.

Also, found this kinda interesting: "Mind-Controlling Wasps and Zombie Spiders"

jaffa 11-14-2006 01:38 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
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It's messed up on our end, but who says the spider even has the faculties to be 'tortured'?

IIRC, a Spider's brain consists of Ganglia (sp?) which is basically a group of nerve cells. The little guy is closer to a math equation than a depressed prisoner.

Also, found this kinda interesting: "Mind-Controlling Wasps and Zombie Spiders"

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That's sci fi channel material right there.

canis582 11-14-2006 01:39 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
self awareness is not a spider's foretay

Suigin406 11-14-2006 01:42 PM

Re: I trapped a spider in my office, how long will he live for?
 
ugh...i hate spiders and other small bugs...light it on fire...let's see how long it survives that...


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