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Tron 11-12-2006 08:24 PM

Greatest Collegiate Achievement (Non-Academic)
 
Way back during our game versus Nebraska, I started chanting "Big Balls Pete" whenever we came up on 4th-and-short because, as you must know, Pete Carroll has huge balls and loves to go for it on 4th-and-short.

Yesterday during our game versus Oregon, a solid majority of our student section was doing the "Big Balls Pete" chant, along with the accompanying hand motions.

This is my greatest collegiate achievement.

Yours?

damaniac 11-12-2006 08:29 PM

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I threw up in the hallway sophomore year, leaving a 30-foot swath of partially digested burrito chunks as I tried to stagger to the bathroom. I also puked in some cardboard boxes people had left out from move-in and the stairwell. Upon returning to my room, I called the assistant hall director and told her what I did. I was going to get away with it too, although the only trouble I got in was the hall director laughing at me when she heard the story.

This isn't really an accomplishment per se, or anything brag-worthy, yet I always feel proud telling it nonetheless.

Also, quit living in the past with your loc.

Tron 11-12-2006 08:34 PM

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Also, quit living in the past with your loc.

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Please, this location is brand new, 3rd in the BCS, baby!

pokergrader 11-13-2006 02:14 AM

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Unrelated USC chanting story:

At the rose bowl I joyfully help start the "Three-Pete" chant in the USC section after we scored with ~6 minutes left in the 4th.

Then 2 girls in front of me turned around and said "YOU ARE GOING TO JINX IT, SHUT UP." Oops.

PS: what year are you?

Tron 11-13-2006 02:23 AM

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I remember that happening [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

I'm a Junior.

BenJammin' 11-13-2006 04:27 AM

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me and my big brother in the fraternity i'm pledging won the yearly "case race" at our fraternity house. after ten beers each in about 40 minutes, i was feeling awfully full and couldn't burp it out, so i leaned over the raliing, pulled the trigger (just missing our president's head), and my big bro and i shotgun the last two beers each to win against all elevn other pairings
NOW THAT'S A FREAKIN ACHIEVEMENT!
other than that...I had sex with one of the cheerleaders after we lost to Tennessee two weeks ago! Two interesting details to that story:
1)We were both fairly sober
and 2)For as hot as she was along with the sheer idea that i was railing a college cheerleader, she wasn't that good...

Dave D 11-13-2006 07:33 PM

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me and my big brother in the fraternity i'm pledging won the yearly "case race" at our fraternity house. after ten beers each in about 40 minutes, i was feeling awfully full and couldn't burp it out, so i leaned over the raliing, pulled the trigger (just missing our president's head), and my big bro and i shotgun the last two beers each to win against all elevn other pairings
NOW THAT'S A FREAKIN ACHIEVEMENT!
other than that...I had sex with one of the cheerleaders after we lost to Tennessee two weeks ago! Two interesting details to that story:
1)We were both fairly sober
and 2)For as hot as she was along with the sheer idea that i was railing a college cheerleader, she wasn't that good...

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Weak Sauce. Puking during a case race disqualifies you back where I come from.

caguma 11-13-2006 07:48 PM

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me and my big brother in the fraternity i'm pledging won the yearly "case race" at our fraternity house. after ten beers each in about 40 minutes, i was feeling awfully full and couldn't burp it out, so i leaned over the raliing, pulled the trigger (just missing our president's head), and my big bro and i shotgun the last two beers each to win against all elevn other pairings
NOW THAT'S A FREAKIN ACHIEVEMENT!
other than that...I had sex with one of the cheerleaders after we lost to Tennessee two weeks ago! Two interesting details to that story:
1)We were both fairly sober
and 2)For as hot as she was along with the sheer idea that i was railing a college cheerleader, she wasn't that good...

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Weak Sauce. Puking during a case race disqualifies you back where I come from.

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Where I come from a case race means you try to drink the whole case...but I guess that's why we win our football games.

BenJammin' 11-14-2006 04:14 AM

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ten beers in forty minutes for a 5'8, 130lb. guy isn't too shabby...not to mention that i kept drinking right after i threw up...but that's cool i guess

DirtyDiggs 11-14-2006 04:25 AM

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ten beers in forty minutes for a 5'8, 130lb. guy isn't too shabby...not to mention that i kept drinking right after i threw up...but that's cool i guess

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Don't you mean 58 kilos? Because clearly you are from some whack ass French/Scandanavian/Bangladeshi country where a case is only 20 beers.

mmbt0ne 11-14-2006 02:41 PM

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I was on the goalposts when they came down my sophomore year against Auburn.

catalyst 11-14-2006 04:26 PM

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intramural bball champions??

lol - i guess the last 3+ years have been a sham

RivaLiva 11-14-2006 05:25 PM

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I stole the Pilon when Ohio U beat Pittsburgh last year and everyone rushed the field.

Plenty of drunken stolen stuff in the living room.

Intramural doubles tennis champs lol

RR 11-14-2006 07:08 PM

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I stole the Pilon when Ohio U beat Pittsburgh last year and everyone rushed the field.

Plenty of drunken stolen stuff in the living room.

Intramural doubles tennis champs lol

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We sucked so bad at football when I was at OU. We used to joke about how there woudl be a riot if OU was ever any good at football.

RivaLiva 11-14-2006 08:36 PM

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I stole the Pilon when Ohio U beat Pittsburgh last year and everyone rushed the field.

Plenty of drunken stolen stuff in the living room.

Intramural doubles tennis champs lol

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We sucked so bad at football when I was at OU. We used to joke about how there woudl be a riot if OU was ever any good at football.

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Yeah this season has been a pleasant suprise. There actually were a few couches on fire that night.

RR 11-14-2006 09:39 PM

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I stole the Pilon when Ohio U beat Pittsburgh last year and everyone rushed the field.

Plenty of drunken stolen stuff in the living room.

Intramural doubles tennis champs lol

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We sucked so bad at football when I was at OU. We used to joke about how there woudl be a riot if OU was ever any good at football.

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Yeah this season has been a pleasant suprise. There actually were a few couches on fire that night.

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I bet there was a great party in my old neighborhood (I used to live at the corner of Oak and Palmer).

miajag 11-14-2006 10:36 PM

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I was managing editor of my college newspaper, one of the biggest (circulation-wise) and most acclaimed in the nation.

SlowHabit 11-14-2006 11:25 PM

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The things I've done in college non-academic wise would put you guys to shame. No, I'm not talking about school clubs or poker either.

Oski 11-14-2006 11:30 PM

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The things I've done in college non-academic wise would put you guys to shame. No, I'm not talking about school clubs or poker either.

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I'd be ashamed of blowing 20 guys with the lights out, too.

Hobbs. 11-14-2006 11:35 PM

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Didn't get cut from my college baseball team until my sophomore year.

SlowHabit 11-14-2006 11:35 PM

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The things I've done in college non-academic wise would put you guys to shame. No, I'm not talking about school clubs or poker either.

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I'd be ashamed of blowing 20 guys with the lights out, too.

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Ironically, the guy that came up with the gay reference (and paints such a vivid image) graduated from UC Berkeley.

jkamowitz 11-15-2006 12:34 AM

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There was a large poster hanging from the rafters in the student center freshmen year shouting "LOCKS FOR LOVE: 10in. minimum, 12in. recommended"


We promptly climbed up late one night and changed that L into a C.

not my greatest achievement but it was awesome.

NT! 11-15-2006 12:40 AM

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The things I've done in college non-academic wise would put you guys to shame. No, I'm not talking about school clubs or poker either.

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I'd be ashamed of blowing 20 guys with the camera on, too.

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My greatest achievement probably involved organizing a party my junior year wherein we rented a moonbounce, grabbed a bunch of air rifles, fireworks, pills and booze, and took it all up to a lakehouse in a desolated corner of the county. During this party there was a lot of good shenanigans, like boxing in a moonbounce and shooting people with air rifles and blowing things up and barbecuing and skinny dipping and whatnot. At the end of the night I had a threesome in the attic with a couple of lady friends. It was a porch-type attic or loft that was not fully enclosed, and although we thought nobody could see us, apparently if you sat in the living room and looked in the floor-to-ceiling windows you could see us going at it in the reflection, and most of the people in attendance got to watch my filth python in action.

starbird 11-15-2006 07:55 AM

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Some friends and I stole a parking lot.

It was in the way.

Oski 11-15-2006 11:13 AM

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The things I've done in college non-academic wise would put you guys to shame. No, I'm not talking about school clubs or poker either.

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I'd be ashamed of blowing 20 guys with the lights out, too.

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Ironically, the guy that came up with the gay reference (and paints such a vivid image) graduated from UC Berkeley.

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I guess you missed the reference from the "most shocking incident at your dorm" thread.

goofyballer 11-15-2006 12:27 PM

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intramural bball and softball champions

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My college days have been similarly lacking.

SackUp 11-15-2006 02:14 PM

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Completed a list of 47 locations (47 is a number associated with my school for some reason - hence the number). Craziest place was in a fish bowl room on the third floor of some random building.

D3 All-American in Football.

Won the cho-athalon (Pound 6 beers; run about 1.5 miles to In-and-Out; Eat a double-double, fries, and shake; then run back to campus all w/o puking).

Aces McGee 11-15-2006 02:17 PM

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Completed a list of 47 locations (47 is a number associated with my school for some reason - hence the number). Craziest place was in a fish bowl room on the third floor of some random building.

D3 All-American in Football.

Won the cho-athalon (Pound 6 beers; run about 1.5 miles to In-and-Out; Eat a double-double, fries, and shake; then run back to campus all w/o puking).

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Why is it called the "cho-athlon"?

-McGee

Tron 11-15-2006 04:28 PM

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Completed a list of 47 locations (47 is a number associated with my school for some reason - hence the number). Craziest place was in a fish bowl room on the third floor of some random building.

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What did you do at each of these locations? Jerk off?

DrewDevil 11-15-2006 05:59 PM

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And WTF is a 'fish bowl room' ??

SackUp 11-15-2006 08:05 PM

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Aces: I actually have no clue why it was originally named the "cho" athatlon. It started before my time and I just did it. I think I remember asking and no one else knew either. I'll have to research this.

Tron: yes, i had to mark my territory somehow, how else would I do it??

Drew: Fish Bowl room is a reference to a room that is all open windows so you can see inside. So for someone looking from the outside it is like looking at fish in a fish bowl.

Hawklet 02-06-2007 03:21 AM

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Beating UCONN in the NCAA tournament

drexah 02-06-2007 03:25 AM

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god i hate to say it but i think NT might win this one

rustyboy 02-06-2007 10:29 PM

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After beating M*chigan in 2002 on the way to the national title, I was in the paper carrying Chris Gamble off the field. I also made Yahoo's Most Popular photos from the party in the streets after the victory. I was looking to see how cold it was on the time/temp sign on a bookstore as the photo was taken. I look like a goon.

IlliniLou 02-06-2007 11:21 PM

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legally i was drunk in an entire day from 12am to 12pm and had sex 3 times during that day. Unofficial St. Patty's Day at U of I is the greatest holiday in the world.

JaBlue 02-07-2007 01:03 PM

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its only been half a year so far but i'd say climbing a crane on campus was my greatest accomplishment so far.

Misfire 02-07-2007 02:09 PM

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15 tackles for losses

cardsharkk04 02-07-2007 09:41 PM

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legally i was drunk in an entire day from 12am to 12pm and had sex 3 times during that day. Unofficial St. Patty's Day at U of I is the greatest holiday in the world.

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QFT

Last year I started at midnight and made it until the bars closed the next night. I'm not a very accomplished person. I just go out a lot.

SuperUberBob 02-08-2007 01:46 AM

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I got pepper sprayed during the PSU - OSU game at Beaver Stadium after I rushed the field when PSU beat them.

Not much, but it'll do.


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