Who would you rather marry?
 

who would you rather spend the rest of your life witH?

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Re: Who would you rather marry?
 

Selma Hayek

OLE

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Salma

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you forgot the poll so here it is

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portman; not close

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Natalie Portman obv.

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I'd want to be with the one who has less of a chance of divorcing me once she realizes what a horrible drunken mistake she made.

Re: Who would you rather marry?
 

Salma Hayek

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portman

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If I was a guy, I would choose Natalie Portman.

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If after I get married to Salma hayek I get to touch these

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If after I get married to Salma hayek I get to touch these

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Woah. Salma it is. More pics of my wife plz.

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If after I get married to Salma hayek I get to touch these

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How will those look in 15 years?

Natalie and it isn't close.

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the rest of my life? portman easily. The shelf life on hispanic women isnt very good. Portman is going to be hotter waaaay longer than salma.

right now id rather bang salma tho.

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definitely Natalie... it feels creepy to fall in love with someone you never met

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You youngsters are so naive. Choose the one who talks less, cooks better, and doesn't have bad breath.

Stu

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Natalie is a nice jewish girl. Plus she's younger.

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Bang? Salma. Marry? Natalie.

What is that pic from, sightless? Damn.

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well, considering one is about 25 and the other about 40, I'll take the younger hottie every time.

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If after I get married to Salma hayek I get to touch these

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How will those look in 15 years?



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Actually, they will probably look pretty similar. Gravity's not quite so harsh on silicon.

Still, I would take Natalie. So long as Harvard didn't make her all uppity or anything.

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It's gotta be Salma. Sex with Portman would be like doing a coat hanger. I've been with chicks that skinny and it's not fun (hard on your pelvic bone too).

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Portman FTW. Although I certainly wouldn't kick Ms. Hayek outta bed.

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Thanks for putting so much effort into your OP. You've really created a great opporunity for interesting, entertaining, and educational discussion. Your post should be the template for perfect OOT posts, and I hope we see a ton just like it posted immediately.

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hi istewart

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If they never age, Hayek, but if it's a real life situation where time is a factor, then Portman.

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Hayek is much older than Portman.

Hayek probably knows how to cook better though. But that is totally baseless. Hayek has better curves, but seems like she'd get pretty annoying after a few years.

I think Portman holds up better. I say Portman.

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I wish I was Morman, then it could be both!

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is this a joke? portman and NOT close. she's the epitome of the sweet girl next door and i'd much rather be with her for the rest of my life.

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is this a joke? portman and NOT close. she's the epitome of the sweet girl next door and i'd much rather be with her for the rest of my life.

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to play devil's advocate, Selma does have really big boobs.

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Salma Hayek's nice boobs: NSFW

http://hogrockcafe.com/salma_hayek.htm

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Salma has been in this country how long? She still barely speaks english.

Natalie is beautiful AND intelligent. <3

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Salma has been in this country how long? She still barely speaks english.


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ill - I'd be in favor of allowing even more illegal immigrants into America if they looked like Salma.

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salma

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definitely Natalie... it feels creepy to fall in love with someone you never met

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hidden brag?

its obv. natalie is a god damn keeper man...smart, sooo hot, young, blah i'm getting depressed.

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Bang? Salma. Marry? Natalie.

What is that pic from, sightless? Damn.

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Ugly Betty.

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Ray

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I am already married to this woman.

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Salma has been in this country how long? She still barely speaks english.


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ill - I'd be in favor of allowing even more illegal immigrants into America if they looked like Salma.

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Agreed.

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I've seen both with little to no makeup on

Portman and its not even close.

Re: Who would you rather marry?
 

for those who said portman, does it matter to you that she's a hardcore vegan/peta activist? thus no meat for you!