GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST
 

OK,

I WAS THINKING GUYS...WE GOT A GRIMSTARR HERE AND WE GOT FREESTYLERS...SO WHY NOT HAVE A GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST, BEST RAP ABOUT GRIMSTARR GETS CUSTOM GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST CHAMPION TITLE

every rap starts off with opening chant

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

you have one minute on the mic, not including how long it takes you to type BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE TYPE MFING FASTER THAN OTHERS

GO GOGOGOGOGOGOOGOG

IM LO0OKING AT U DAN BRITELITE

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i can't wait to see who is the next bubba sparxx!

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I DONT KNOW HOW TO FREESTYLE GUYS COME ON GET THIS PARTY STAAAAAAARTEEEEED

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(my weak attempt, I just woke up)

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

His name is Grimstarr, some people call him Grim
He'll try to take your money, I wouldn't coinflip with him.
He's got a lot of haters, but I gotta admit, he's funny
The way he plays poker, it seems he hates money.
But hey, give him a break, it's not all about cash,
Especially when it's easy for him to go and get some a$s.
I really like Grim though, this rap is just me playin,
Don't bring 2k to school, that's all I'm sayin'.

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I'd challenge somebody to a battle, but i don't want to go first, then have them back out.

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Especially when it's easy for him to go and get some a$s.

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???

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(my weak attempt, I just woke up)

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

His name is Grimstarr, some people call him Grim
He'll try to take your money, I wouldn't coinflip with him.
He's got a lot of haters, but I gotta admit, he's funny
The way he plays poker, it seems he hates money.
But hey, give him a break, it's not all about cash,
Especially when it's easy for him to go and get some a$s.
I really like Grim though, this rap is just me playin,
Don't bring 2k to school, that's all I'm sayin'.

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strong

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(my weak attempt, I just woke up)

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

His name is Grimstarr, some people call him Grim
He'll try to take your money, I wouldn't coinflip with him.
He's got a lot of haters, but I gotta admit, he's funny
The way he plays poker, it seems he hates money.
But hey, give him a break, it's not all about cash,
Especially when it's easy for him to go and get some a$s.
I really like Grim though, this rap is just me playin,
Don't bring 2k to school, that's all I'm sayin'.

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Especially when it's easy for him to go and get some a$s.

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???

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Sarcasm? I'm making fun of him, I thought it was obvious. lol

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ya except grim = big v? so a$s= no?

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GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

Grimstarr G, he's a lonely dude
spending all day on the two plus two
his game's so bad there's no way to fix it
dropped half his wealth like his name was Dikshit
if he makes a hand he just might get paid
but he'll win the World Series before he gets laid

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OMGOMG Roswell takes the lead!!

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OH SHIIIIIIIT ROSWELLLLLLLLLL

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GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

Grimstarr G, he's a lonely dude
spending all day on the two plus two
his game's so bad there's no way to fix it
dropped half his wealth like his name was Dikshit
if he makes a hand he just might get paid
but he'll win the World Series before he gets laid

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pwned.

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GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

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Holy [censored].. a reference to clone high?

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GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

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Holy [censored].. a reference to clone high?

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YES

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I coulda sworn that was back when I was the only one who watched comedy central at like 3 AM on a tuesday.

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yo im off my game since me and prahlad closed our studio, but i still ill reppin'. I don't mean to hate so take it in stride yo

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARRRRRR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARRRRRR

For Grim 2+2 is the place to be
Angle shootin' balla for OPP

Jack Jack is the nuts
Ace Queen double true
Shove 'em preflop
Ain't no otha way fool

2k in the wallet
but no cred on the street
The diksh!t heartin' punk
i'd pop a cap if we meet

But he pays my rent
With his janky play
More broads than e em two
cuz that sucka be gayyyyyy

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GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
His poker skillz won't take him too far
Breakeven poker is the norm
while he's at home, looking at porn
Pullin on his pud all day long
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
HIV's in the trunk of Guido's car
While Grim's in BBV
donkin too far
He stays out of OOT lest he be *d
With his pimple meds, side effects farts
D00d, just quit poker and take up lawn jarts
Stay away from KKK meetings that Greenfield starts
Damn my head hurts from this donkishness
12 table donkin don't leave enough time to piss
bladder gettin full, Oh NOES!
Time to wear depends, can't miss no action
You Tito, he Micheal JACKSON!
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

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Very nice. I think you lose points for using "angle-shooting" twice though.

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Very nice. I think you lose points for using "angle-shooting" twice though.

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fuh realy fuh surius i edit

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I'd challenge somebody to a battle, but i don't want to go first, then have them back out.

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Work that into yo rap, foo.

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got my vote so far

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GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

Grimstarr G, he's a lonely dude
spending all day on the two plus two
his game's so bad there's no way to fix it
dropped half his wealth like his name was Dikshit
if he makes a hand he just might get paid
but he'll win the World Series before he gets laid

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pwned.

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GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARRRRRR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARRRRRR

He's a virgin, losing cash with ACE QUEEN
If you want ass, try to get your FACE CLEAN
If you wanna flip, make sure he's no SUPBRO
Or else BBV will make u feel like BUSTO
5 grand was enough, to make u lose your DIGNITY
5 grand should be enough to make u lose VIRGINITY
Your image is cool, and your POSTS ARE FUNNY
But quit poker, instead go buy HOES FOR MONEY

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I coulda sworn that was back when I was the only one who watched comedy central at like 3 AM on a tuesday.

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i have the box set

SHIP IT

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EDIT: Also had this written up before I saw the other beastie style rap - so don't deduct points for the cap words at the end.

Well, at least it can't be the worst one.
In the beastie boy stlye:

GRIMMSTAR ROCKS TEH GRIMSTAR
GRIMMSTAR ROCKS TEH GRIM

GRIMMSTAR, the original entrepre-NEUR,
So many skanlsky bux, spends all day at the skalnky STORE!

Tried to make a post about his most busto GIRLFRIEND!
But google search is down, looks like another lonely WEEKEND!

It's been about ten years since grimmstarr got laid RIGHT!
But it don't matter son, he keeps that flesh lite packed TIGHT!

Always air - doesn't pay his WEB DE-SIGNER!,
Grimm laughs his ass off in his broke ass RECLINER!

Used to claim "prodigy" in the high stakes no limit THREADS!
One flippament later, now he's layin in the bbv death BED!

When Special ED posted bout that topless DEALER!
His inbox exploded, said THE GRIMM WANTS TO MEET ER!

Don't know more about the grimstar, "IGNORE THIS USER"
But he makes too many posts I just don't know ABOUT THE FUTURE!

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grimstarr rocks the grimstarr
grimstarr rocks the grimstarr
the biggest chicken sh!t by far

just ask empire maker two
grimstarr aint coin flippin with you
plus sklansky bucks versus anyone else
AQ offsuit is the nuts and Grims off the shelf
i dont know what i hate the most
that dik sh!t avatar, or reading his posts
sucking out on grim is like gettin head from a whore
cost you a couple bucks and he's always there for more
show me that hand again
where on the end he went all in
and his opponent tanked for the whole thirty'
and slow rolled the nuts nice and dirty
throw him in with zee justin and that prodigy chump
word to the mod' this threads gettin bumped
talking sh!t about fightin for ten grand
you talkin bout fightin a little kid or fightin a grown man?
when it comes to a b!tch i advocate violence
talkin sh!t to BBV you'd better stay silent
maybe i'm being a little rough
maybe grimstarrs had enough
without him and HIV, how would be laugh?
who would show us those tilted busto graphs?
who would backout of a coin flip and not say they're sorry?
and most of all, who would pay for bldswttrs ferrari?
infamous in this circle
otherwise unknown to the world
i'm starting to think that grimstarr
might be a 13 year old girl
right from my brain where these words were spawned
BOOM HEADSHOT B!tch, your a$$ just got pwned

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grimstarr rocks the grimstarr
grimstarr rocks the grimstarr
the biggest chicken sh!t by far

just ask empire maker two
grimstarr aint coin flippin with you
plus sklansky bucks versus anyone else
AQ offsuit is the nuts and Grims off the shelf
i dont know what i hate the most
that dik sh!t avatar, or reading his posts
sucking out on grim is like gettin head from a whore
cost you a couple bucks and he's always there for more
show me that hand again
where on the end he went all in
and his opponent tanked for the whole thirty'
and slow rolled the nuts nice and dirty
throw him in with zee justin and that prodigy chump
word to the mod' this threads gettin bumped
talking sh!t about fightin for ten grand
you talkin bout fightin a little kid or fightin a grown man?
when it comes to a b!tch i advocate violence
talkin sh!t to BBV you'd better stay silent
maybe i'm being a little rough
maybe grimstarrs had enough
without him and HIV, how would be laugh?
who would show us those tilted busto graphs?
who would backout of a coin flip and not say they're sorry?
and most of all, who would pay for bldswttrs ferrari?
infamous in this circle
otherwise unknown to the world
i'm starting to think that grimstarr
might be a 13 year old girl
right from my brain where these words were spawned
BOOM HEADSHOT B!tch, your a$$ just got pwned

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WINNAR!

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if you were to say "pwned" outloud, you would rhyme it with spawned? wtf?

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grimstarr rocks the grimstarr
grimstarr rocks the grimstarr
the biggest chicken sh!t by far

just ask empire maker two
grimstarr aint coin flippin with you
plus sklansky bucks versus anyone else
AQ offsuit is the nuts and Grims off the shelf
i dont know what i hate the most
that dik sh!t avatar, or reading his posts
sucking out on grim is like gettin head from a whore
cost you a couple bucks and he's always there for more
show me that hand again
where on the end he went all in
and his opponent tanked for the whole thirty'
and slow rolled the nuts nice and dirty
throw him in with zee justin and that prodigy chump
word to the mod' this threads gettin bumped
talking sh!t about fightin for ten grand
you talkin bout fightin a little kid or fightin a grown man?
when it comes to a b!tch i advocate violence
talkin sh!t to BBV you'd better stay silent
maybe i'm being a little rough
maybe grimstarrs had enough
without him and HIV, how would be laugh?
who would show us those tilted busto graphs?
who would backout of a coin flip and not say they're sorry?
and most of all, who would pay for bldswttrs ferrari?
infamous in this circle
otherwise unknown to the world
i'm starting to think that grimstarr
might be a 13 year old girl
right from my brain where these words were spawned
BOOM HEADSHOT B!tch, your a$$ just got pwned

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WINNAR!

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Thx.

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if you were to say "pwned" outloud, you would rhyme it with spawned? wtf?

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I think it sounds like powned.

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holy crap tx, nice work

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he's sayin 'f the haters, my name is grimstarr'
but his face got craters like the surface of mars
he coulda been ballin out bouncin in german whips
but he played the best heads up and donked off all his chips
if you wanna be robusto, i ain't tryna be mean
you gotta stop payin off like a slot machine
fool, we all seen how you lose your green
that coulda bought a million bottles of oxy clean
you need to bow to the might of the raptor christ power
cause the only time you get your dick wet is in the shower

S
H
I
P

I
T

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[ QUOTE ]
EDIT: Also had this written up before I saw the other beastie style rap - so don't deduct points for the cap words at the end.

Well, at least it can't be the worst one.
In the beastie boy stlye:

GRIMMSTAR ROCKS TEH GRIMSTAR
GRIMMSTAR ROCKS TEH GRIM

GRIMMSTAR, the original entrepre-NEUR,
So many skanlsky bux, spends all day at the skalnky STORE!

Tried to make a post about his most busto GIRLFRIEND!
But google search is down, looks like another lonely WEEKEND!

It's been about ten years since grimmstarr got laid RIGHT!
But it don't matter son, he keeps that flesh lite packed TIGHT!

Always air - doesn't pay his WEB DE-SIGNER!,
Grimm laughs his ass off in his broke ass RECLINER!

Used to claim "prodigy" in the high stakes no limit THREADS!
One flippament later, now he's layin in the bbv death BED!

When Special ED posted bout that topless DEALER!
His inbox exploded, said THE GRIMM WANTS TO MEET ER!

Don't know more about the grimstar, "IGNORE THIS USER"
But he makes too many posts I just don't know ABOUT THE FUTURE!

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nice delivery, good to see BB-style represent

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no one likes grim i know i'm not the first one to shout it,
i know he'll take one look at me and say 'what are you gonna do about it?'
i guess i'll make this rap, i guess i'll invent this rhyme,
we've been waiting forever and now it's just a matter of time,
before this dood goes broke- right now he's swinging down,
maybe he don't know it, but we look at him like he's a clown,
yea we're not quite sure; we think he's got a negative hourly wage,
it don't matter to him, he made every post on bbv's front page

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i always say it like 'pawned' because the first time i saw it i thought it was like saying 'i own you so hard i decided to pawn your ass'

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Roswell and TxRedMan have the best so far, IMHO. Tx, you know that he did apologize by offering the guy another "coinflip" where he had the option to fold, right? He cleared his name...

Awesome freestyle though.

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Words are overrated. Kicking this East Coast style.


GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

Uhn!

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR!

Yes.

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

<scratching>

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

I gots an Ace yo
I gots a Queen too
I’m all in biyotches
You betta fold foo!

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

Uhn.

SUCKA!

<scratching>

Peace out busto!

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if you were to say "pwned" outloud, you would rhyme it with spawned? wtf?

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HEY PAUL