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what it do kid 10-27-2006 01:01 PM

what is a dinosaur
 
So I heard about this raptor christ nigga right and im thinkin he needs to be taken care of. hes all walkin around like hes some kind of jesus and sayin he lives in clouds and shtt. nigga's head is gettin too big.

so im like "well fcck it ill just go ice him" but then i think maybe i should find out what a raptor is first. it said that they is some kind of animal but they is all dead anyways. except for in jurassic park. so i go out to the video store and tell the clerk i need a to rent it. she's like "how about i give you come brain" and im like what it do.

so as she's wipin it off her face im like what is a raptor and shes like its a dinosaur and im like ok what is that. she said its like a big lizard and she gives me this movie jurassic park. so i watch it and i guess they are actually called velociraptors. well nigga that starts with a v and you know what else starts with a v? vagisil. and raptor christ thats what youre gonna need to take because when i come with it youre gonna cry so much you get a yeast infection.

what it do bbv

oh yeah who you think would win

http://www.nndb.com/people/945/00006...loyd-banks.jpg

or

http://xs63.xs.to/pics/06020/raptorjesuslolz.jpg

that looks like a dude on his knees. this nigga be gettin brain from dudes and shtt. what it do.

Anders 10-27-2006 01:03 PM

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uhhhhm

Georgia Avenue 10-27-2006 01:05 PM

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Wow how did I miss this guys first posts? Brilliant.

RedJoker 10-27-2006 01:05 PM

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What it do?

Georgia Avenue 10-27-2006 01:05 PM

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RTX ftw tho

headturner1 10-27-2006 01:06 PM

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classic.

delta k 10-27-2006 01:06 PM

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i laughed at a 8/10 scale for all of it until the raptor jesus pick, that was a 10/10 easy

sightless 10-27-2006 01:10 PM

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raptor christ pic is awsome

funkymunky 10-27-2006 01:11 PM

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What does it do?

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pennpal 10-27-2006 01:12 PM

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WWRCD?

yo widk watch out bro that nigga in that pics got a katana or some shtt he be like morpheus

kickpushcoast 10-27-2006 01:19 PM

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fixed for better street slang

[ QUOTE ]
So yo I heard about this raptor christ nigga right and im thinkin he needs to be taken care of. he all walkin around like he some kind of jesus and sayin he lives in clouds and shtt. nigga head gettin too big son.

so yo kid im like "well fcck it ill just go ice him" but yo i need to see what a raptor is first yo. it said that they is some kind of animal but they is all dead anyways. except for in jurassic park. so i go out to the video store and tell the shortie to let me hold that shht for a minute. shortie like damn son"how about i give you come brain" and im like what it do(ballin!).

so as she's wipin my kids off her face im like yo what is a raptor and shes like its a dinosaur and im like yo what is that. she said its like a big lizard and she gives me this movie jurassic park and yoi it aint even a bootleg. spielberg be blingin son, so i peep it and yo they on some crazy shht, these little nigggas called velociraptors. well nigga that starts with a v and you know what else starts with a v? pusssy. yo. and raptor christ i was up in yo moms last night, thats how i roll son, yous a trick ass ho but you already know
what it do bbv

oh yeah who you think would win

http://www.nndb.com/people/945/00006...loyd-banks.jpg

or

http://xs63.xs.to/pics/06020/raptorjesuslolz.jpg

that looks like a dude on his knees. this nigga be gettin brain from dudes and shtt. what it do.

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pennpal 10-27-2006 01:26 PM

Re: what is a dinosaur
 
dude, you just made like three mortal sins of bbv, confess to raptor christ asap.

errr...

bitch yo holla bling gat

beavens 10-27-2006 01:33 PM

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what it is, mother bitches!!!

Dan87 10-27-2006 01:35 PM

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a dinosaur aint shtt tats wut a dinosaur is

JKratzer 10-27-2006 01:42 PM

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well nigga that starts with a v and you know what else starts with a v? pusssy.

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RAPT0R CHRIST 10-27-2006 01:46 PM

Re: what is a dinosaur
 
LOLZ YAH YOU WISH YOU WERE ME

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6492/raptor2ka0.jpg

YOU GIRLY MAN, HEAVEN AIN'T GOT NO PLACE FOR YOU

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/742/lloydbankstp1.jpg

ASPoker8 10-27-2006 01:50 PM

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RAPTOR CHRIST VS WHAT IT DO KID HU BR RIGHT NOW

His Boy Elroy 10-27-2006 01:53 PM

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[ QUOTE ]

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/742/lloydbankstp1.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

pwned

T-God 10-27-2006 02:25 PM

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ISS ON NOW

skitzofranik 10-27-2006 02:31 PM

Re: what is a dinosaur
 
posting in hopes of getting into a legendary thread. Raptor Christ getting 'brain' is 10/10 regardless if it is man or woman.

Also: what it doo doo mayn!?!?

apefish 10-27-2006 02:58 PM

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Wow. Just wow.

Gildwulf 10-27-2006 02:59 PM

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hu for bankrolls

Dan87 10-27-2006 03:02 PM

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Raptor Christ bets Africa, What it do kid raises to Monster Energy Drink.

Gildwulf 10-27-2006 03:02 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
Raptor Christ bets Africa, What it do kid raises to Monster Energy Drink.

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rofl

Boredom 10-27-2006 03:03 PM

Re: what is a dinosaur
 
Not very gangsta:






http://www.g-unitgallery.com/data/media/2/PDVD_003.jpg

Eulysses 10-27-2006 03:05 PM

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VERY GOOD POST WOULD READ AGAIN!!

what it do kid 10-27-2006 03:10 PM

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this is what i deal in

http://www.nado.org/pubs/dollars%20pic.jpg

this is what he deals in

http://www.isdaman.com/julie/Dominic...e%20babies.JPG


you tell me whats more balla

Dan87 10-27-2006 03:13 PM

Re: what is a dinosaur
 
But your money says right on it that it trusts raptor christs father

'splain yourself nigga

T-God 10-27-2006 03:14 PM

Re: what is a dinosaur
 
Those babies are worth alot of money.

And their giant heads are making them tip over. Don't ask me to vote against that.

headturner1 10-27-2006 03:26 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
this is what i deal in

http://www.nado.org/pubs/dollars%20pic.jpg



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nice money pic, the one dollar bill front and center is baller.

Georgia Avenue 10-27-2006 03:28 PM

Re: what is a dinosaur
 
Bif bow SUPRISE OOOOOHHHHHHHHH

apefish 10-27-2006 03:29 PM

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I assure you that was a pic of his wiping stash.

RikaKazak 10-27-2006 03:31 PM

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LMAO!!!

That pic is AWESOME. I love Raptor's shoes.

Python49 10-27-2006 03:33 PM

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make it hot

Gary Stevenson 10-27-2006 03:44 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
Bif bow SUPRISE OOOOOHHHHHHHHH

[/ QUOTE ]
excellent.

d10 10-27-2006 03:55 PM

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[ QUOTE ]

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/742/lloydbankstp1.jpg

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The flowers were good but the shirt takes this to a whole new level of pwnage.

Dominic 10-27-2006 04:12 PM

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lol raptoraments

aejones 10-27-2006 04:16 PM

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this is excellent. 9.75/10

i know what it do. it made me laugh.

durkahdurkah 10-27-2006 04:27 PM

Re: what is a dinosaur
 
Beat: your money is old, outdated, and possibly counterfeited.

Whereas RC's babies are young and new. And most certainly not counterfeit.

What it do?

SHIP TEH BABY MOBNIES

fanmail 10-27-2006 04:34 PM

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she's like "how about i give you come brain" and im like what it do.

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I feel old and white.


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