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cnfuzzd 10-26-2006 02:10 PM

female ejaculation
 
So we were discussing this in irc, and i was surprized at how many people were horrified by it. Im curious what oot thinks. Any stories, comments, or gut reactions? Cool.

pjn

capone0 10-26-2006 02:11 PM

Re: female ejaculation
 
You mean squirting? What's the big deal?

astroglide 10-26-2006 02:12 PM

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i'm not into it, but it doesn't bother me. it is annoying to clean up though.

also, i think it is related to piss in some way.

fish2plus2 10-26-2006 02:14 PM

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how could anyone be "into it". wtf?

Free_Beer 10-26-2006 02:15 PM

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I think it's red hot... now if I only had the skills to make it happen. My wife always climaxes (several times) but I just can't make her squirt.

samjjones 10-26-2006 02:16 PM

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FB - BBV is way up on the left side of the page. Thanks bro.

miajag 10-26-2006 02:17 PM

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What percentage of women are actually capable of this?

Dominic 10-26-2006 02:17 PM

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how could anyone be "into it". wtf?

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do you honestly believe every person in the world is turned on or off by exactly what turns YOU on or off? Or are you just an idiot?

fish2plus2 10-26-2006 02:17 PM

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"My wife always climaxes (several times)"

I can testify that this is infact true.

samjjones 10-26-2006 02:19 PM

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What percentage of women are actually capable of this?

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I doubt there have been any serious studies on this, but considering a fairly signficant amount of women have not had an orgasm, I'm guessing the percentage of squirters is in the single digits.

4 High 10-26-2006 02:20 PM

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Squirting=hot

XXXNoahXXX 10-26-2006 02:21 PM

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I think it's red hot... now if I only had the skills to make it happen. My wife always climaxes (several times) but I just can't make her squirt.

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you have to tickle her ass while shes coming, she gushes everytime i do that.

Ron Burgundy 10-26-2006 02:23 PM

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I think it's red hot... now if I only had the skills to make it happen. My wife always climaxes (several times) but I just can't make her squirt.

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you have to tickle her ass while shes coming, she gushes everytime i do that.

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A woman will either squirt basically every time or never squirt, dosen't matter what you do.

stabn 10-26-2006 02:24 PM

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I think it's red hot... now if I only had the skills to make it happen. My wife always climaxes (several times) but I just can't make her squirt.

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you have to tickle her ass while shes coming, she gushes everytime i do that.

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A woman will either squirt or not squirt, dosen't matter what you do.

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Sweet. So it's a 50/50 shot and i'm just running good.

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And as i said in IRC i'm not into this and think it is pretty weiiiird, especially for porn that caters to it.

astroglide 10-26-2006 02:25 PM

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A woman will either squirt or not squirt, dosen't matter what you do.

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i'm sure there are plenty of "latent squirters" out there.

girls that naturally squirt don't necessarily have to either, they can teach themselves to not do it.

fish2plus2 10-26-2006 02:26 PM

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how could anyone be "into it". wtf?

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do you honestly believe every person in the world is turned on or off by exactly what turns YOU on or off? Or are you just an idiot?

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Dom,

Has a women ever pissed in your mouth? Or [censored] on you?

Kneel B4 Zod 10-26-2006 02:28 PM

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I think it's red hot... now if I only had the skills to make it happen. My wife always climaxes (several times) but I just can't make her squirt.

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you have to tickle her ass while shes coming, she gushes everytime i do that.

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A woman will either squirt basically every time or never squirt, dosen't matter what you do.

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no

RunDownHouse 10-26-2006 02:30 PM

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And as i said in IRC i'm not into this and think it is pretty weiiiird, especially for porn that caters to it.

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I think its kind of weird, but I just assumed that for the women to squirt, they actually have to orgasm. So I kind of dig squirt porn because they actually get off, and it seems to me, whether real or imagined, those porns are just better.

True 10-26-2006 02:30 PM

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hot

capone0 10-26-2006 02:32 PM

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The sad part KKF is some people like that stuff. I can't imagine those types of websites would be available online if someone wasn't in to it.

bellytimber 10-26-2006 02:32 PM

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A woman will either squirt basically every time or never squirt, dosen't matter what you do.

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nope, squirters don't squirt (ejillulate?) all the time. Some people think it has to do with gspot stuff, some people think it just has to do with the strenth of the orgasm.

...paging irieguy...

Anzat 10-26-2006 02:35 PM

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I am pretty sure the number of girls who are physically able to squirt is a bit higher than the number who do squirt, which I agree is probably in the single digits. Girls are embarassed about it, and even the ones who would do it naturally stop themselves because of this. They have to be very comfortable both with their sexuality and with you before they squirt, b/c they are conditioned to think it is strange. I agree it's hot though.

If you are ever with one of those girls who says they 'feel like they have to pee' whenever you are really getting into it, she can probably squirt, you just have to convince her it's not weird and that she should relax.

baumer 10-26-2006 02:36 PM

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(ejillulate?)

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gold.

XXXNoahXXX 10-26-2006 02:40 PM

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how could anyone be "into it". wtf?

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do you honestly believe every person in the world is turned on or off by exactly what turns YOU on or off? Or are you just an idiot?

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Dom,

Has a women ever pissed in your mouth? Or [censored] on you?

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his point wasnt that he does or doesnt but that people out there do.

and obviously there are thousands out there that love to piss on/[censored] on people or get pissed/ or [censored] on.

Klompy 10-26-2006 02:41 PM

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VERY gross, sure it's fun to know the girl actualy got off, but I have no desire to get pissed on.

Ron Burgundy 10-26-2006 02:41 PM

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(ejillulate?)

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gold.

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lol, the fact that it's spelled correctly IN THE THREAD TITLE makes it so much funnier.

Ron Burgundy 10-26-2006 02:43 PM

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Am I urinating when I orgasm?

fish2plus2 10-26-2006 02:45 PM

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how could anyone be "into it". wtf?

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do you honestly believe every person in the world is turned on or off by exactly what turns YOU on or off? Or are you just an idiot?

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Dom,

Has a women ever pissed in your mouth? Or [censored] on you?

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his point wasnt that he does or doesnt but that people out there do.

and obviously there are thousands out there that love to piss on/[censored] on people or get pissed/ or [censored] on.

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ah... dom is a former porn star. if i said "how can anyone put ketchup on a hotdog? wtf?" would he have said the samething? nah, im 100% certain he is just trying to wait for an intro to tell some sick story about the biz.

LionelHutz00 10-26-2006 02:45 PM

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I think it's red hot... now if I only had the skills to make it happen. My wife always climaxes (several times) but I just can't make her squirt.

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you have to tickle her ass while shes coming, she gushes everytime i do that.

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A woman will either squirt basically every time or never squirt, dosen't matter what you do.

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not true. some women squirt at every orgasm. some women only squirt when her g spot is stimulated. some women squirt from non-g-spot stimulation when they're very turned on. Most women don't squirt at all. To the guy who wants to make his wife squirt, just do the curl-up-your-fingers-and-tap-the-half-almond trick. If she doesn't squirt from that she probably can't do it.

baumer 10-26-2006 02:45 PM

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(ejillulate?)

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gold.

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lol, the fact that it's spelled correctly IN THE THREAD TITLE makes it so much funnier.

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Jack = guy
Jill = girl

I thought the same as you for a brief second, but knew there had to be something behind it.

Dominic 10-26-2006 02:57 PM

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how could anyone be "into it". wtf?

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do you honestly believe every person in the world is turned on or off by exactly what turns YOU on or off? Or are you just an idiot?

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Dom,

Has a women ever pissed in your mouth? Or [censored] on you?

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does you mom count?

cnfuzzd 10-26-2006 02:58 PM

Re: female ejaculation
 
seriously, the fact that people think that female ejaculation equals urine is very disconcerting.


pjn

Dominic 10-26-2006 02:59 PM

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how could anyone be "into it". wtf?

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do you honestly believe every person in the world is turned on or off by exactly what turns YOU on or off? Or are you just an idiot?

[/ QUOTE ]

Dom,

Has a women ever pissed in your mouth? Or [censored] on you?

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his point wasnt that he does or doesnt but that people out there do.

and obviously there are thousands out there that love to piss on/[censored] on people or get pissed/ or [censored] on.

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ah... dom is a former porn star. if i said "how can anyone put ketchup on a hotdog? wtf?" would he have said the samething? nah, im 100% certain he is just trying to wait for an intro to tell some sick story about the biz.

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you have your facts wrong, Sir.

Alobar 10-26-2006 03:00 PM

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And as i said in IRC i'm not into this and think it is pretty weiiiird, especially for porn that caters to it.

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I think its kind of weird, but I just assumed that for the women to squirt, they actually have to orgasm. So I kind of dig squirt porn because they actually get off, and it seems to me, whether real or imagined, those porns are just better.

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in the porns I imagine most of the squirts are actually just girls pissing

gumpzilla 10-26-2006 03:03 PM

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A buddy of mine was with a girl for a couple of months who apparently had cystic fibrosis. He said she squirted like you wouldn't believe. (EDIT: I forgot to mention that we had a hypothesis wondering whether the cystic fibrosis and the squirting were connected, but sample size issues kept this from going anywhere.) "At first I was excited about it," he said, "but it made a huge [censored] mess. The sheets were always a disaster afterwards. I stopped wanting to do a good job in bed." (OOT extra: this same girl said to him at some point "I can always tell when you've had too much to drink. Because that's when you [censored] me in the ass." She was entertaining.)

durron597 10-26-2006 03:08 PM

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And as i said in IRC i'm not into this and think it is pretty weiiiird, especially for porn that caters to it.

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I think its kind of weird, but I just assumed that for the women to squirt, they actually have to orgasm. So I kind of dig squirt porn because they actually get off, and it seems to me, whether real or imagined, those porns are just better.

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my point of view as well

miajag 10-26-2006 03:08 PM

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I think a big part of the reason a lot of guys find it hot is that their only exposure to it is through porn. Yeah, it looks hot when some super hot porn chick squirts everywhere at the climax of an awesome scene, but when you're actually in bed with a typical woman and she releases some strange fluid all over you, yuck.

LionelHutz00 10-26-2006 03:10 PM

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A buddy of mine was with a girl for a couple of months who apparently had cystic fibrosis. He said she squirted like you wouldn't believe. (EDIT: I forgot to mention that we had a hypothesis wondering whether the cystic fibrosis and the squirting were connected, but sample size issues kept this from going anywhere.) "At first I was excited about it," he said, "but it made a huge [censored] mess. The sheets were always a disaster afterwards. I stopped wanting to do a good job in bed." (OOT extra: this same girl said to him at some point "I can always tell when you've had too much to drink. Because that's when you [censored] me in the ass." She was entertaining.)

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I can imagine scientists looking for test subjects for the cystic fibrosis- squirting study as an SNL sketch.

rubber sheets for your friend?

Dominic 10-26-2006 03:12 PM

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And as i said in IRC i'm not into this and think it is pretty weiiiird, especially for porn that caters to it.

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I think its kind of weird, but I just assumed that for the women to squirt, they actually have to orgasm. So I kind of dig squirt porn because they actually get off, and it seems to me, whether real or imagined, those porns are just better.

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in the porns I imagine most of the squirts are actually just girls pissing

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dear god, people....no, you're wrong.

there are a few girls out there who DO squirt in mainstream pornos...and it's not urine. I've linked my last movie many times, but here you go again:

http://www.alladultchannel.com/image...n_only_175.jpg

In it, Tianna Lynn squirts. And it's real, trust me - I got splashed.

And for those of you who do not know what female ejaculation is:

here you go

astroglide 10-26-2006 03:18 PM

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seriously, the fact that people think that female ejaculation equals urine is very disconcerting.

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my past experience has been that the fluid is piss-like, although not yellow or smelly. it is not like vag goo.

skeeter kerkove, adult film director, is an outspoken squirting skeptic. if you google 'skeeter' and 'squirting' you'll probably find lots of debate on the subject.


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