OFFICIAL STTF-USP Roster and Sign Up
 

I will use this thread as an updated roster for the $2K SNG as well as a sign-up page for the party.

If you know me and want to come to the STTF-USP on December 9th, 2006, quote the list in this thread and add your name to it. I will close registration sometime after Thanksgiving so that I can plan for food, drink, and transportation.

Cover charge for non-players will be collected at the Limo pick up site on the day of the party.

PLAYER ROSTER (Bold means entry fee has been received):

Irieguy
Bones
Fiery Justice
Apathy
Usher
Good2cu
Raptor
Daliman
IWEARGOGGLES(alternate)

Party Sign-up:Only sign up if you will be there FOR SURE

Skipperbob
Snarf
futuredoc85
velocity
Yugo
John Hurst
Lacky

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I will use this thread as an updated roster for the $2K SNG as well as a sign-up page for the party.

If you know me and want to come to the STTF-USP on December 9th, 2006, quote the list in this thread and add your name to it. I will close registration sometime after Thanksgiving so that I can plan for food, drink, and transportation.

Cover charge for non-players will be collected at the Limo pick up site on the day of the party.

PLAYER ROSTER (Bold means entry fee has been received):

Irieguy
Bones
Fiery Justice
Apathy
Usher
Good2cu
Raptor
Daliman
IWEARGOGGLES(alternate)

Party Sign-up:Only sign up if you will be there FOR SURE

Skipperbob
Snarf
futuredoc85
velocity
Yugo
John Hurst
Lacky
bugstud

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Party Sign-up:Only sign up if you will be there FOR SURE

Lap Artist #1
Exotic Bartendress
Skipperbob
Snarf
futuredoc85
velocity
Yugo
John Hurst
Lacky
bugstud

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PLAYER ROSTER (Bold means entry fee has been received):

Irieguy
Bones
Fiery Justice
Apathy
Usher
Good2cu
Raptor
Daliman
IWEARGOGGLES(alternate)
doughhater (alternate 2) ?

Party Sign-up:Only sign up if you will be there FOR SURE

Skipperbob
Snarf
futuredoc85
velocity
Yugo
John Hurst
Lacky
bugstud
doughhater

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PLAYER ROSTER (Bold means entry fee has been received):

Irieguy
Bones
Fiery Justice
Apathy
Usher
Good2cu
Raptor
Daliman
IWEARGOGGLES(alternate)



Party Sign-up:Only sign up if you will be there FOR SURE

Skipperbob
Snarf
futuredoc85
velocity
Yugo
John Hurst
Lacky
bugstud
doughhater

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Lol, sorry bro... you can't rank yourself on the alternate list. You ARE on the alternate list but there are a few people that contacted me before you. I look forward to seeing you at the party and I'm sure Usher will be willing to high-card for 'rolls with you, so you don't need to worry about your fix. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

To all alternates: I've spoken with everybody on the list and there is basically a 0% chance that anyone will flake.

Irieguy

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I probably missed the boat on the discussion here but can this please be winner take all? I dont want to play boring push fold against all you nits.

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PLAYER ROSTER (Bold means entry fee has been received):

Irieguy
Bones
Fiery Justice
Apathy
Usher
Good2cu
Raptor
Daliman
IWEARGOGGLES(alternate)
doughhater (alternate 2) ?

Party Sign-up:Only sign up if you will be there FOR SURE

Skipperbob
Snarf
futuredoc85
velocity
Yugo
John Hurst
Lacky
bugstud
doughhater
hummusx

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I probably missed the boat on the discussion here but can this please be winner take all? I dont want to play boring push fold against all you nits.

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I haven't yet posted a prize structure. As you know, I am always in favor of winner take all... but there are other considerations here:

If a nit like Daliman wins, none of the prize money will go back into the vegas entertainment community and I will feel like a bad citizen.

If one of the children win, all of the money will go into video games or a third 70" TV to put next to the other two.

If Good2cu wins, everybody wins, but that is not likely.

You can see my dilemma...

If you are one of THE EIGHT, please PM me with your preference for prize structure.

Irieguy

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I'm in

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Party Sign-up:Only sign up if you will be there FOR SURE

Skipperbob
Snarf
futuredoc85
velocity
Yugo
John Hurst
Dominic
Lacky

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Party Sign-up:Only sign up if you will be there FOR SURE

Lap Artist #1
Exotic Bartendress
Skipperbob
Snarf
futuredoc85
velocity
Yugo
John Hurst
Lacky
bugstud
doughhater
hummusx
Dominic

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Party Sign-up:Only sign up if you will be there FOR SURE

Lap Artist #1
Exotic Bartendress
Skipperbob
Snarf
futuredoc85
velocity
Yugo
John Hurst
Lacky
bugstud
doughhater
hummusx
Dominic
Gramps

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Party Sign-up:Only sign up if you will be there FOR SURE

Lap Artist #1
Exotic Bartendress
Skipperbob
Snarf
futuredoc85
velocity
Yugo
John Hurst
Lacky
bugstud
doughhater
hummusx
Dominic
Gramps
suzzer99

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From what I can tell, you have to be 21 to get a room in Vegas. If anyone over 21 wants to split a room with me, let me know.

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Bah. Just go all night then get on a plane the next morning. That's the way I like to do Vegas anyway.

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Bah. Just go all night then get on a plane the next morning. That's the way I like to do Vegas anyway.

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Don't worry about a room; you'll be outside with Yugo [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]Sprinklers go on at 6:00AM [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]SFB'mobile boogies @ 7:00AM [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Trucker's Breakfast @ Whiskey Pete's @ 8:00AM [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Party Sign-up:Only sign up if you will be there FOR SURE

Lap Artist #1
Exotic Bartendress
Skipperbob
Snarf
futuredoc85
velocity
Yugo
John Hurst
Lacky
bugstud
doughhater
hummusx
Dominic
Gramps
suzzer99
sjc

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Irie,

Does exotic bartendress have a name that starts with H and ends with ZOMG HOT?

Also, is lap artist #1 famous for sitting on my dong while OOT stares at my white socks or is it the one famous for having bonerfone splooge on camera?

Yugoslav

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Irie,

Does exotic bartendress have a name that starts with H and ends with ZOMG HOT?

Also, is lap artist #1 famous for sitting on my dong while OOT stares at my white socks or is it the one famous for having bonerfone splooge on camera?

Yugoslav

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Exotic Bartendress is a former HUC lap artist.

Lap Artist #1 has never been to an STTF function before. She has, however, entertained one other STTFer who proclaimed his love for her immediately afterward.

Lap Artist #2 has not yet been found... but somewhere in this great city lies a beautiful young lady waiting to be discovered.

Irieguy

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I am confused. Why are 8 players listed as definite and me (the 9th) is an alternate? Lacky isn't on the list.

Confusedly yours and busto-d in the 10k,

IWEARGOGGLES

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I am confused. Why are 8 players listed as definite and me (the 9th) is an alternate? Lacky isn't on the list.

Confusedly yours and busto-d in the 10k,

IWEARGOGGLES

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Former HUC players get priority over random n00bs like you.
[img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
Irieguy

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Ok, well it looks like I have to play every 555 I can until JCARDSHARK is busto and then tie Bones' shoelaces together.

When will I know if I'm a definite?

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Any shot at a sponsor's exemption for curtains?

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vnh Irie....I can't wait!!!!!

Yugoslav

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Any shot at a sponsor's exemption for curtains?

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You want to play against him while he is on a bad beat?

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Any shot at a sponsor's exemption for curtains?

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You want to play against him while he is on a bad beat?

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I want him to be in a room with 40 degenerate gamblers, 3-4 naked women, tons of top shelf liquor, and a whole bunch of cash. If he can continue to be a life-nit after that, then my hat is off to him.

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Any shot at a sponsor's exemption for curtains?

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You want to play against him while he is on a bad beat?

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I want him to be in a room with 40 degenerate gamblers, 3-4 naked women, tons of top shelf liquor, and a whole bunch of cash. If he can continue to be a life-nit after that, then my hat is off to him.

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ARE YOU INSANE?

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Bah. Just go all night then get on a plane the next morning. That's the way I like to do Vegas anyway.

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Don't worry about a room; you'll be outside with Yugo [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]Sprinklers go on at 6:00AM [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]SFB'mobile boogies @ 7:00AM [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Trucker's Breakfast @ Bun Boy @ 8:45AM [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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fyp

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Sounds like a great party. Too bad u guys will have to burn in hell for these whoremongering activities. Oh well.

Indy

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Any shot at a sponsor's exemption for curtains?

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You want to play against him while he is on a bad beat?

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I want him to be in a room with 40 degenerate gamblers, 3-4 naked women, tons of top shelf liquor, and a whole bunch of cash. If he can continue to be a life-nit after that, then my hat is off to him.

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Watching curtains interact with the strippers would be more entertaining for me than the strippers themselves.

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Any shot at a sponsor's exemption for curtains?

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You want to play against him while he is on a bad beat?

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I want him to be in a room with 40 degenerate gamblers, 3-4 naked women, tons of top shelf liquor, and a whole bunch of cash. If he can continue to be a life-nit after that, then my hat is off to him.

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Sounds kinda fun actually.
Well if anyone can pull that off I am sure it is curtains [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Watching curtains interact with the strippers would be more entertaining for me than the strippers themselves.

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You know how I know you're gay?

Irieguy

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Just wait til you see my fall in love with my stripper and throw every dime I have at her (always implying there's way more where that came from of course, but somehow they know when the mine's running at full capacity, they know)--quite sure that THIS IS THE TIME she's coming home with me, even though this strategy has failed 103 out of 103 times.

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Just wait til you see my fall in love with my stripper and throw every dime I have at her (always implying there's way more where that came from of course, but somehow they know when the mine's running at full capacity, they know)--quite sure that THIS IS THE TIME she's coming home with me, even though this strategy has failed 103 out of 103 times.

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<font color="blue">"HOME" </font>, in this case, is the backyard, spooning w/ Yugo in his polar-bag [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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...come on skip! i'm trying to find more reasons NOT to come out!

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...come on skip! i'm trying to find more reasons NOT to come out!

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Here's the entire <font color="red">SFB / SUZZER ITINERARY</font>:

Fri.12/8 @ 8:00AM = Leave SFB House (topdown = no Yugo)
Fri.12/8 @ 9:00AM = First bevo @ Victorville
Fri.12/8 @10:10AM = mandatory Suzzer "rollover"
Fri.12/8 @11:30AM = "Do the Donna"
Fri.12/8 @ 1:30PM = Arrive WYNN Poker Room
Fri.12/8 @ 8:00PM = SFP is T.U. @ Irieguy House
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Sat.12/9 @ 4:30AM = SFB = online Pwnage
Sat.12/9 @ 8:00AM = First Mimosa
Sat.12/9 @ noon = First White Russian
Sat.12/9 @ 4:00PM = Nitwits Start arriving / SFB S*Faced
Sat.12/9 @ 8:00PM = SFB = T.U.
Sat.12/9 @10:00PM = Bones Wins Inaug<font color="blue">USP</font>
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Sun.12/10@5:00AM = Suzzer/Yugo/Bones/et.al.pass-out in yard
Sun.12/10@7:00AM = Leave Irieguy House (w/w/o Suzzer/Yugo)

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Sat.12/9 @10:00PM = Bones Wins InaugUSP

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I wish I could see it. Put me down in the "life nit" category with curtains and microbet.

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I probably missed the boat on the discussion here but can this please be winner take all? I dont want to play boring push fold against all you nits.

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I haven't yet posted a prize structure. As you know, I am always in favor of winner take all... but there are other considerations here:

If a nit like Daliman wins, none of the prize money will go back into the vegas entertainment community and I will feel like a bad citizen.

If one of the children win, all of the money will go into video games or a third 70" TV to put next to the other two.

If Good2cu wins, everybody wins, but that is not likely.

You can see my dilemma...

If you are one of THE EIGHT, please PM me with your preference for prize structure.

Irieguy

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Anyone else have chillen to feed and nose jobs to pay for?

I DIDN'T THINK SO

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nose jobs?

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nose jobs?

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sorry, nose JOB