Beat: This teacher wrote my college recs
 

He got me into college.

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What did he stick up your butt?

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So... did you hit that?

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Wow this article makes "doing it with a student" sound disgusting.

Regardless, what he did was wrong and creepy.

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do you still go to ucla?

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He got me into college.

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Yea, but how much did you lose?

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Brag: You're not a virgin.

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Yea, but how much did you lose?

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This was the first time I've laughed at that in a while.

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Yea, but how much did you lose?

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This was the first time I've laughed at that in a while.

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I agree, this was brilliant on many levels.

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Yea, but how much did you lose?

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lol, trying not to laugh too hard in the office.

it's not always about da moniez

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your avatar is wrong and creepy, though that movie was creepy and quite funny.

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I just made journeyman. glorious. Now I can make some serious ca$$ playing poker.

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He got me into Stanford.

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He got me into college.

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Yea, but how much did you lose?

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lol, gets me every time.....

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Beat: You weren't worth molesting.

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Beat: You weren't worth molesting.

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Variance: ...depending on how excited he was after a long time.

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Two of my 3 college recs ended up being from molesting priests.

Reading over their recommendations afterwards was creepy.

The worst part was they were both outed as pedos while my application was still under consideration.


BRAG/VARIANCE: Maybe thats why I got a full scholarhip.

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Brag: Sooga teaches at your school

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WTF was the foreign object?

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WTF was the foreign object?

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http://www.kennyengltd.com.hk/images...cts/T_Cone.jpg

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WTF was the foreign object?

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http://www.kennyengltd.com.hk/images...cts/T_Cone.jpg

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That's not foreign, they have those in America.
Retard.

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WTF was the foreign object?

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http://www.decisionproblem.com/threadcat.jpg

/mc

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That's not foreign, they have those in America.
Retard.

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http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e1...s/mexicone.jpg

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WTF was the foreign object?

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http://www.decisionproblem.com/threadcat.jpg

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I think the thread cat looks hilariously pissed off. I guess I would be too.

Tangentially related to this thread, my pediatrician got arrested for selling crack while I was in college. My mom called me and was incredibly freaked out, and I just thought "Huh. That's weird. Didn't see that one coming!"

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big jim a+++

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big jim is crushing bbv these days

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It ain't a real date unless you finish the night off with 24 counts of oral copulation, sodomy with a chick under 18, penetration by a foreign object, and unlawful sexual intercourse with said minor.

That's how I roll.

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anyone else think it's not that big a deal?

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anyone else think it's not that big a deal?

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me. i dont think its that creepy...girls are having sex by 15-16. why does it matter?

it kinda reminds me of the chapelle standup where he makes fun of the girl in the r kelly sex tape...i mean cmon she's old enough to not let some dude pee on her and they make her out to be a young girl who had no idea what she was doing, but then they try a boy of the same age who did wrestling moves on a girl and accidentally killed her as an adult and not a juvenile.

just food for thought. im just saying how about a little consistency. if they're too young to understand...dont try them as adults unless its obviously premeditated!

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LOL! SEXCRIMES HAPpY TIME!

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That's not foreign, they have those in America.
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rofl

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In sweden its legal to have sex after 15.. I think 18 is very late. Is it 18 if both are under 18 too? Like two freshmen in high school?

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I am moving to Sweden.

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In sweden its legal to have sex after 15.. I think 18 is very late. Is it 18 if both are under 18 too? Like two freshmen in high school?

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sadly, I think so. so if your girlfreinds parents hated you, and they had her on a tight enough string, they could get you locked up. Like I said, I think this is the case. What I know is true though, if youre 1 month older than a girl and it happens to be < 1 month after your 18th bday, you can be locked up for statutory rape. It happened to a freind of mine, he had been seeing the girl for 3 years. Talk about a life beat.

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lol, sutliff lent my good friend and his girlfriend knights and princess costumes for sadies dance.

lol roleplayaments

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Did it hurt?

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In sweden its legal to have sex after 15.. I think 18 is very late. Is it 18 if both are under 18 too? Like two freshmen in high school?

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sadly, I think so. so if your girlfreinds parents hated you, and they had her on a tight enough string, they could get you locked up. Like I said, I think this is the case. What I know is true though, if youre 1 month older than a girl and it happens to be < 1 month after your 18th bday, you can be locked up for statutory rape. It happened to a freind of mine, he had been seeing the girl for 3 years. Talk about a life beat.

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its a state-by-state thing, but in most states if both are minors it is not statutory rape.

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How did the oral copulation feel?

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Brag: Sooga teaches at your school

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No, I think that would qualify as another Beat.

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I had this teacher too, and it makes sense now as I noticed the two to have a special relationship.