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If you could pick one T.V. show, such that at some moment next week, anyone watching the show would die, which T.V. would you pick. Defend your choices based on how eliminating that show's demographic would make the country a better place. I already have an answer in mind, but I want to see what OOT thinks.

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Wow. Just wow.

But seriously, Lost. God that show sucks. And the people who watch it are retarted.

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Anything on UPN.

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Wait, I change my answer... one of those Sunday morning televangelists.

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Hannity and Colmes

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Anything on UPN.

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OMG I think I love you.

But what am I so afraid of...?

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Anything on UPN.

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Instead of picking a TV show, perhaps we could start with the people who don't know UPN is no longer on the air.

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days of our lives.

any morning talk could be very sweet as well.

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Wow. Just wow.

But seriously, Lost. God that show sucks. And the people who watch it are retarted.

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Can I kill all the people who say that Lost sucks?

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Oprah FTW

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Wow. Just wow.

But seriously, Lost. God that show sucks. And the people who watch it are retarted.

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Can I kill all the people who say that Lost sucks?

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You can kill anyone if you just put your mind to it!

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Oprah FTW

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Then America becomes the world's biggest sausagefest. No thanks.

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days of our lives.

any morning talk could be very sweet as well.

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Goodbye housewives. Many children lose mothers. Very sad.

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Oprah FTW

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Then America becomes the world's biggest sausagefest. No thanks.

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only fat women watch oprah

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Wow. Just wow.

But seriously, Lost. God that show sucks. And the people who watch it are retarted.

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Can I kill all the people who say that Lost sucks?

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You can kill anyone if you just put your mind to it!

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Cool. You know what makes this so easy? Everybody who thinks Lost sucks apparently watches every week and posts in bulletin boards threads every week about how much they think the show sucks. They all need to die for being so [censored] annoying and having no willpower to stop watching TV shows they hate.

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days of our lives.

any morning talk could be very sweet as well.

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Goodbye housewives. Many children lose mothers. Very sad.

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I have my doubts that any form of mass murder based on what they are watching on TV isnt going to be "very sad"

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I'd say TRL, but then I'd have a harder time finding hot 18 year olds to bang in few years.

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this is a really stupid idea for a thread

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BET?

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Off the top of my head, I'll take game 7 and obviously choose not to watch it

drop off in sex ratio = more poon

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this is a really stupid idea for a thread

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maybe

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Off the top of my head, I'll take game 7 and obviously choose not to watch it

drop off in sex ratio = more poon

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or maybe it is a chance for ooters to show off how clever they are. good answer, CMI.

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Wow. Just wow.

But seriously, Lost. God that show sucks. And the people who watch it are retarted.

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Can I kill all the people who say that Lost sucks?

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or people that spell "retarDed" ---> retarted.
Geeze, what retarts.

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Anyone watching 'The Ring' on TV just for the irony.

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Jerry Springer or Oprah.

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Sesame Street

I'm an evil bastage

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Anything on UPN.

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Instead of picking a TV show, perhaps we could start with the people who don't know UPN is no longer on the air.

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This really isn't surprising that they wouldn't know this if they never watched UPN to begin with.

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Queer as Folk?

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The Presidential State of the Union Adress.

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Anyone watching teletubbies, that show is so f'ing stupid.

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Anything on UPN.

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Instead of picking a TV show, perhaps we could start with the people who don't know UPN is no longer on the air.

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This really isn't surprising that they wouldn't know this if they never watched UPN to begin with.

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Veronica Mars rules baby!

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I love how the racists and the homophobes put a question mark after their choices. Just put the FTW after them. You know you want to.

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Anyone watching teletubbies, that show is so f'ing stupid.

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Have you ever watched it.....on weed?

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Wow. Just wow.

But seriously, Lost. God that show sucks. And the people who watch it are retarted.

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Can I kill all the people who say that Lost sucks?

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or people that spell "retarDed" ---> retarted.
Geeze, what retarts.

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Haven't been around here long, have you? It was spelled intentionally as a joking reference to a thread some time ago where someone did the same and was ridiculed greatly for it.

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Wow. Just wow.

But seriously, Lost. God that show sucks. And the people who watch it are retarted.

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Can I kill all the people who say that Lost sucks?

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or people that spell "retarDed" ---> retarted.
Geeze, what retarts.

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Haven't been around here long, have you? It was spelled intentionally as a joking reference to a thread some time ago where someone did the same and was ridiculed greatly for it.

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Yeah, what a moran.

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Jerry Springer

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This might be THE answer to this thread. Society gets affected horribly if many of these other shows' demographics die. Springer deaths may actually improve society.

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Hannity and Colmes

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Giggity.

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Dexter. The irony enough would make it worth it.

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Dexter. The irony enough would make it worth it.

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That reminds me, I've been meaning to watch this one. Looks good.

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Any WWF or whatever the hell else it is ftw.

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any show on BET.

just playin.

anyway, Jerry Springer is a good choice.